I hate that im 34 and girls like this wont be my gf because Im old
>>83161124What's the last time you've even been to a concert
boyfriend no sugar daddy yes
>>83161139Awhile because it feels weird going alone especially now that im older >>83161185Im not rich and not interested in prostitution anyway I want to be liked
>>83161204you like you thas why i like you twin
she's really ugly and that makeup wanna be japanese also sucks. you are a fucking loser
I have two coworkers that look like this, nice women but trust me you're better off without them.....
>>83161124theres lots of girls 30+ who dress like that
>>83161124These people get orbited by the most low people imaginable. I dont associate with anybody like this. *spits on op*
>>83161124usually the girls are cute but that one looks pretty stupid
>>83161185this one is pretty perfect, big eyes big nose, perfect. too bad I am 34
>>83161607Not really and they arent cute like the younger ones. I understand this is why the girls dont like me either. Being old is disgusting.
>>83161697>perfect >not white lol
>>83162277yes a non white would be my preference, brown eyes for sure
>>83161124Girls like that date older guys all the time.
>>83162810Faggot unless you are brown yourself, then its based
>>83163357Let me guess, men age like wine and peak at 40 too right? Moids are so retarded
>>83161124This is my exact fear, I'm 19 so basically in the right age for this but I don't thinks girls will ever like me, makes me bitter....
just lie abt your age and say 67 and chicken jockey they think its really funny
>>83161124bro girls like that will absolutely be your girlfriend if you look good and have money to buy them garbage, if anything to piss off their dad or show mom that "yes im an adult, look at my adult boyfriend"
>>83164146Yes unironically, women like you are resentful of this fact and project your frustration outwards in the form of this transparently pathetic denial, I'm in my 30s and look better than I ever have and my experience is only increasing in quality, gg sis
>>83164159This, most guys can easily fib by 5 years, I'm 31 and often get mistaken for 21 because I'm anti-agemaxxing + optimal neoteny genetics, women don't deserve your honesty, lie, manipulate, cheat, steal, gaslight, bully, insult, flex, if they're gonna force you to play their little retarded game you may as well crush them into submission
>>83161185This.t. sugar daddy
>>83161124You haven't known many girls like that IRL, have you?
>>83161124Girls who look like that have severe daddy issues and want a father they can have sex with. They are literally the easiest for you to get.
>>83164845This particular mythology is a side effect of abortion being legalized in 1974.The "Xennial' cohort is much smaller than would be expected and then later Millennial births picked up the "baby boom echo".Fast forward to 2010, smart phones, dating apps, etc.Xennials are in their 30s and all the 18-24 year old girls who want an older man are finding slim pickings.Which means basically every Xennial man can be hip deep in college girl pussy if so inclined.Many write blogs and books about their "Success".It has nothing to do with The Game, or Pick Up Artistry, or The Red Pill, or whatever.It is simple Supply&Demand.
>>83164146No moids peak at 25-30 but age better than foids and are able to get women when they are older, especially mentally ill ones.Cope.
now you're not a buddhist like the japs are so you're a cringe white dude that can't let go even though this is the future that you chose perhaps you will repent to christ
>>83165716Tfw in 27 and Ive wasted my prime and im going to kill myself
>>83165716>No moids peak at 25-30Lol, you wish. Moids peak at 20 and hit the wall by 25.
>>83161124this is extremely cool shirt, how to find those?
>>83161124These girls simultaneously look like they would date a 34 year old or that they would call you a pedo
>>83161623kek this. When I was young I used to socialize with weirdo losers like this so I'm speaking from experience it's a humiliation ritual in of itself to associate with people like this. Neon hair girls like this always have a circle of thee most pathetic zero self-respect beta orbiters waiting for any chance for her to touch their weiner and will froth at the mouth behind a fake smile and "jokes" that you're getting to hit and have any self-esteem for yourself. It's like going to a circus or carnival and being forced to hang out with the staff.>>83161862Ya getting old sucks but is what it is something all humans have to face one way or another.
>>83161124You must be bald or something. My ex was 21 and I'm 41. Not even shitting she was an egirl too.
>>83161124Bro have you not tried to hit on the gas station clerk? Like I swear half the "alt burnout" chicks in my area work some kind of wage job. My current gf was a convenient store cashier and I hit on her a handful of times before she just gave me her number. She's a freak in the bed and I love it
>>83167196In your dreams, I'm 31 and get mistaken for late teens all the time, never once have I not been carded
>>83167543How tall are you? Be honest. And how rich? And penis size?
>>83161286Shut the FUCK UP I HATE NIGGERS ON MY BOARD
>>83167599>31 and get mistaken for late teens all the timeIm sure you do lol
>>83170754why does that threaten you.
>>83167599and your wife has massive milkers and you're fucking her rn as we speak, right?
>>83161124You are just chopped anon, cope, old 40yo Chad is getting 18yo prime pussy right at this moment.
>>83167599It's humiliating for a man to be mistaken for a boy. What a faggot.
>>83170877>It's humiliating for a man to be mistaken for a boy.
I'm 44 and fucking a 19 year old.
>>83170839Every guy in their 30s swears they look 10 years younger than they are and that they get confused for 18 all the time. Its virtually never true. I can guarantee you that you look like you are in your 30s
>>83171296Yes I understand the prevalence which is why it's annoying to keep having to preempt these accusations by insisting I'm the exception to the rule
>>83171316Not the anon you're going back and forth with, but I'm assuming you don't drink?That alone unironically makes you outclass almost literally every other person your age at that point.
>>83171296im 35 and get asked for id to buy alcohol if i shave my beard lol
>>83171335It's been 10 months since I've had an alcoholic beverage, I'm not officially a teetotaler but I drink very sparingly
39 and hopped in an uberuber driver: "are you a student"whew almost got raped there
>>83171335I'm tempted to post a selfie to prove it sometimes I surprise myself with how inordinately young I appear because it doesn't match my personality at all but I pretty strictly adhere to Bryan Johnson's blueprint meal plan and follow all of the most successful anti-agers like that Brandon Miles May guy who looks like a teenager at 35, it's pretty remarkable what can be done in terms of facial preservation these days with enough diligence
>>83171296i was a neet shut in for more than 10 years and work at night. sun does not touch my skin. i have ZERO wrinklesyou pobably have more wrinkles than mei do have that thing where the fat in your face settles into pockets but i had that since i was 24and i dress really young because im still poor so i can see why people get confused
>>83171409what ive observed is after a certain point people stop aging in years and start aging in decadeslike it'll take a decade for you to age noticeably again thats why theres so much overlap to gen z looking old and millenials looking young theres a bracket from 25 to 35 where not a lot of aging actually happens
>>83171347Because they get in hot shit if your license is expired, or by some miracle you are a rough looking 20 year old. Trust me, this isnt as special as you think it is
>>83171458>i do have that thing where the fat in your face settles into pockets but i had that since i was 24guys i don't have wrinkles but i have pockets on my skin, but i still look extremely young. okay, grandpa
>>83171818im in Europeage is 18 to buy alcohol
>>83171492one of the stupidest fucking posts i've ever read. please don't ever open your mouth again, incel
>>83171841>i have pockets on my skinyeah like every 25 year old. fat just settles like that in your 20's i looked like that SINCE I WAS 24 ol poor reading comprehension skills having ass nigga
>>83171854you're wrinkly
