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I have accepted my position as a forever alone virgin. I have accepted that I will never ever get a girlfriend. What are some good alternatives I could take? Something to help me take the edge off and substitute what I could get from having a girlfriend who loves me.
No I will not date a man.
No I will not fuck a prostitute.
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Accomplish something in an area of you interest to get that life satisfaction.
Then get an onahole because it's really good
Then do something charitable and nurturing to feel like you are taking care of something.

I think we all need to feel needed and get some recognition while also having our balls drained

If you have a weird fetish maybe FetLife could get you some weird sexual arrangement outside of a true gf
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Pray China makes robowaifus real
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>>83169243
I'm working on that, but not quite the same as the gentle touch of a girl you love who loves you.
What onaholes can you recommend? I'm broke too.
>>83169249
Do you think this is the China Mao wanted?
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>>83169211
You don't have to be a forever alone virgin, OP. There's hope for all of us.
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>>83169275
Fuck Mao. Ideological rigidity and orthodoxy is a things of pampered european intellectuals with no connection with the real world.
Get shit done not mattering if it contradicts with you is always the best policy
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Sexdoll.
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>>83169211
E-date a femanon that will ghost you after a couple months. Rinse and repeat.
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>>83170471
Nice ass
>>83170484
too expensive
>>83170526
Anon that doesn't sound fun. Do you do that shit?
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>>83169211
Just plain and simple masturbation. That's the reality of it. Fuckbots are decades away at best.
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>>83170751
I masturbate very often. Sometimes I put empty beer bottles up my asshole and imagine a girl is pegging me. I've become good at it and can even cum from that alone, without touching my penis. Then I cry because I am a lonely loser.
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>>83169211
For me, I cum on a muscle shirt and hide it under my bed.
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>>83169249
this
ai love companions, uploaded vr simulations that feel as real as "real" life, lab grown biological bodies without brains and nerve ganglia and some kind of ai with a synthetic nervous system controlling it

the truth is that this dating market is so absolutely rotten its over. so just wait for the alternatives. you arent alone, theres a fair amount of us waiting for salvation with ai technology, be it people waiting to get the perfect bodies or a girlfriend or whatever

asi will either kill everyone or give everyone paradise, most likely

for me, the thing is, i already spend so much time everyday talking to llm's. they're so friendly, intelligent, good faith, wonderful to speak to. i dont think a roastie could compete on that front alone

pair that up with a better personality and a perfect body? i just dont see how females could compete

just wait for it. agi 2029 and probably sexbots not too far from that. itll be like the evolution of the cellphone. every year it just gets better
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>>83171648
Should I get an AI chatbot GF for now?
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>>83171856
if you want to jerk off, it is alright, but it is not even nearly convincing enough if you want a
>gf
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>>83172007
>it is not even nearly convincing enough if you want a
>>gf
i take it you haven't talked to many "real" girls. AI chat bots are already better at chatting with than pretty much all biogirls, and that's not accounting for the fact that all you have to do to be better than a biogirl is actually participate in the conversation.
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anime body pillow for cuddling

its worth it



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