Skansin Lighthouse edition
>>83169300She was in her 20s. She is an adult. He did nothing wrong.
There are lads here actually jealous of SSM and HHL. Sad.
>>83169338Helper's life is grim, but I am jealous of SSM. I would love my own flat in Dorset desu
Laura's tuppence asmr
>>83169338SSM's life is grim, but I am jealous of HHL. I would love my own room in a care home in Sunderland desu
>>83169318There is such thing as a vulnerable adult you know
>>83169425Are vulnerable adults not allowed to date then
>>83169425SSM is vulnerable. He has TMAU.
Remember when Craggles phoned up that bird who SSM shagged and she basically told him to fuck off? Kek
been offered drugs at a lads house tomorrowyeah go on then been a while
listening to angsty music and wishing I had friends again like I used to in uni because I have no one nowadays and fings will never be the same and life quality peak has already been reachedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Omul2aBWWKs
>>83169529You're going wake up at 3am with your willy hanging out of your trousers on the sofa.
>>83169538wont be asleep until well after 3am and i dont have a willy and i wont be on the sofabut good effort x
>>83169550Tucking it still means you have one.
just failed NoFap after 26 days lads. I didn't watch porn but I had an uncontrollable urge to masturbate. I had a strong sexual fantasy and I honestly ejaculated in about 10 seconds.What do I do now? I assume a relapse isn't a complete disaster as long as I recognise what's happened.I'm still on 33 days without watching porn videos. Should I reset my counter or think of it more as "only masturbated once in last 26 days"?
>>83169550>i dont have a willyYou shagged Shoutanon in a cathedral
>>83169550>dont have a willySorry I meant your feminine penis.
>>83169550Trip on Eva6 lass x
Remember when HHL phoned up that bird who Shippy shagged and she basically told him to fuck off? Kek
>>83169575eva6 stopped posting after she was doxxed
First off, take a deep breath. What you just described is extremely common in NoFap or any streak based challenge. The urge can hit out of nowhere and the key thing is how you respond afterward. One relapse does not erase your progress. You went 26 days without porn, and that is huge. That streak matters more than a single momentary lapse. Your brain still benefited from 26 days of reduced dopamine spikes from porn, so you have not wasted that effort.It is important to understand what happened. You did not watch porn. This is a significant distinction. Many people assume any relapse is the end, but fantasies happen, urges happen, and brief ejaculations can occur even without porn. Recognizing the triggers, whether boredom, stress, fatigue, or sexual thoughts, can help prevent future sudden urges.You have two reasonable ways to frame this experience. The strict approach is to reset your counter, treating any ejaculation as a reset. However, a healthier mindset for many is to see it as a minor slip in a mostly successful streak. By that perspective, you still have 26 days without porn, and only one brief masturbation. This mindset avoids guilt spirals, which ironically make urges worse.The bottom line is that you are not back at square one. One brief relapse is a learning moment, not a failure. Focusing on understanding your triggers and reinforcing the habits that got you 26 days in the first place will make it easier to continue progressing. You can reset a masturbation counter if you like, but keeping your porn free streak intact is psychologically healthy and acknowledges the progress you have already made.
>>83169632forgot to add ya>>83169557
Twolls fuming x>seasideMARK brought 28 Chinese take away that is lush. Much better than giving it to the bookies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RsBFTMqth0
>>83169657that does looks nice desu
>>83169657Corr SSM living like a king
>>83169657Phwoar he's been on a mad one today
>>83169657Why is there a bowl of razors there?
>>83169657That's a fair feed for one man
>>83169657Starving wagies fucking fuming x
>>83169657Why does he smack his lips together like a mong spastic?
>>83169680Chinese and a shave. It Thursday x
>>83169657Getting fatter and fatter, no wonder Helen dumped him
>>83169657As a wagie I could honestly cry watching this when I've got work tomorrow.
SSM has an incredible life when you think about it.
>>83169657A lot of rapeseed oil there lol
>9 (You)s on a fat dole mong eating slop foodWhat a life you lot have
>>83169680You never had a bowl of razors from the chinky lad?
Shower was lush now cooling down and listening to some music x
>>83169777>slop foodBetter than your dinner tonight you wagie runt
>>83169657Mark belongs in prison.
>>83169736An edible life lad
>>83169680To sui afterwards
I am signing in to Teams in 12 hours and this fat cunt is wiping his arse with money as if there's no such thing as the national debt. Lads I am on the verge of tears desu.
>>83169853Lad if that makes you angry listen to this. There's a bloke who lives across from the bus stop I wait at before I go to work. Every morning when it's freezing cold I can see him at his window watching us and laughing. He's usually drinking a warm drink, and I've seen marshmallows on it so I think it's a hot chocolate. He's literally there laughing and just as we get on the bus I can see him go back to bed for another relaxing snooze.
>>83169644>>83169632Thanks lad <3I'm gonna knuckle back down and hopefully get to the 30th November without any more masturbating
>>83169885Neets won. I admit it.
>>83169885Lmao the idea of this is funny
>>83169853i'll be there at 7am, but i'm leaving at 1pm because its friday innit and I cba staying and no one notices my presence anyway
>>83169940Tbh in the afternoon and dinner time I feel superior to the neets here but when it's getting to 10pm, midnight the dread sets in. I admit I would trade places.
>>83169885That blokes name? Sean.
Beef all the wayNo frankstenstein chickenno rapseed oiljust beef ginger and spring onionlush mmh mmMM MMMextra garlicgood for you.now that is pure luxury lush lovely guys xHe eating doubly lushly luxury and is that okay with you my lads? It's okay with me my lads.
>>83169952I never slept in whilst neeting anyway so I dont really care, wfh 3 days a week and on those days I do fucking nothing, put my laptop in the other room and hold a cactus plant on a key to keep myself online and I do the same stuff I would do whilst neeting, lifting, laundry, cleaning, cooking, chilling, guitar etc. Its a ball ache going in 2 days a week despite it being on foot (20 mins) but when I'm there I also do fuck all, gonna watch dawn of the dead I think. Employments gay but I dont have to deal with the DWP and I have a decent amount of money now
>>83169529Hi Nubsy desu
Accidentally left my coat at work the other night. NOT happy desu. Better still be there next time I'm in
>>83169995what magical job is this where you spend 3 days producing no work?
>>83169657How the fuck did he do that?He had 2 quid and change in his account this morning after buying the PS5.
>>83170063Another credit scam, or sold one of his items.
>>83170039its called the civil service, I do about 2 hours in the morning of actual work but after that I piss around all day as im on 3 ''work streams'' and the main two run out around the same time and the third isn't monitored, today I had some e learning thing to flick through that I did in 15 mins then left open all afternoon
>>83169657I've had 3 potatoes 3 hotdogs and a cheese sandwich today. I hate the cunt. I'm fucking starving.
>>83169657Wagies might hand themselves considering they live off 4 quid meal deals.
Another delicious meal for our Tim. All he does is eat.
Having a mccains wacket wotato me x
fatty liver coming on strong you goose necked cunt
fkn madness how Im about to be in my mid 20s and still dont have the new gta, elder scrolls or fallout like fucking hell come on
>>83169350It's hard to believe a cute babe like her has sex regularly. Meanwhile I get nothing.
>>83170155And you still haven't ever had sex.
sean last had vegetables when he last got laid which is never so yeah heh
>>83170158It's weird to think that if I had been born female I would have had loads of sex and probably be married with kids by now. But due to having a y chromosome instead of an X chromosome, I am an incel.
>>83170160I have though, with 8 different women and a total of 3 gfs, in the time its taken them ive done that, got 2 degrees, a full time job, moved out, got a drivers license and have saved up a decent amount of money. Taking the piss they are are they not?
>>83170173It's grim how hard shy men have it.
Just got 'ome from work, dry rice and fried egg for din dins. Wagie life is not comfy
>>83170198I'm gonna finish my 16 hour day at about 22:30. I wish I could afford to heat the house warmer.
Absolutely smashed that wacket wotato. Put on some spicy warlic sauce and it was lush. Wempted to have another one now.
Just turned the heating off me. It too warms now.
love HHL spamming off trip about >how bad being employed is
Wish I was a Japanese lass
Sean is almost forty and his life feels like a slow collapse. He wakes in a stale room that smells of unwashed clothes and old noodles. The floor is covered in empty cups and the air never moves. He drags himself to his fading computer and loads the same toxic site he stares at every day. The posts fill him with anger yet they are the only voices he hears. His cruel views isolate him even more and the silence around him grows heavier.He sometimes checks his reflection in the dark window. His hair is greasy and his face looks older than it should. He feels a sharp ache in his chest when he remembers he has never held anyone close. Not once. He blames everyone but himself and sinks deeper into the hateful threads that keep him trapped.One afternoon his neighbour knocks on the wall to complain about the noise of his ranting. Sean tries to sound tough but his voice cracks. When the neighbour walks away laughing he feels heat rise in his face. He sits back down in his chair which groans under his weight and he realises he has become a joke even to strangers.That night the power cuts out and he is left in darkness. Without the glow of the screen he feels naked and small. He whispers to himself that he is fine yet the truth presses on him like a heavy stone. All his days look the same. All his choices have led him here. And for the first time he feels fear that this empty life is all he will ever have.
>>83170039>what magical job is this where you spend 3 days producing no work?Lol you've never worked in an office have you?
>>83170319no mate im a carpenter. just amazing to me in todays climate there are jobs where people can do nothing day in and day out and get paid lol
>>83170173Yes you would've been an introverted British rose type probably that gains your confidence through asmr simps.
A second wacket wotato has hit the microwave.
Why are wages so low in this country? I was speaking to my American friend on the MMORPGs and he was saying he makes 100k/year doing a similar job to me. He was genuinely shocked when I told him the median wage is around 34k or something. I just told him the UK is actually a really poor country. London is rich but outside that, it's just not good at all. I feel kinda embarrassed when someone is earning like 70k more than you doing the same job just because their country is simply better.
>>83170331Quite common in office jobs. Studies have found that most office workers only actually work for about 2-4 hours of a 8 hour working day.
>>83170364right but whats your job title that allows this. if the boss man caught me dossing even for an hour or two id be fucked off the site
>>83170359Supply and demand. Around 25 million too many living here.
Mark the hopeless romantic getting dumped and cheated on all the time, what a loser. Cant hold down a job can't hold down a woman. https://youtu.be/reKIBYoEgK4?si=FBdexpoEuGbEHk8R
>>83170316HHL read this and cried into his second microwave meal lol
>>83170373Yeah of course but you do a manual job. The brain loses focus a lot faster than you will.
>>83170359Brexit is a big factor in this. Wages haven't risen since then but prices have exploded.
Aye we mackems do enjoy our food. It lush xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSN_KI-Ii-s
>>83170373>if the boss man caught me dossing even for an hour or two id be fucked off the siteYeah because it's obvious in a manual labour job. It's not so obvious when you're doing a job on a computer.
>>83170359I should be on about 50k higher if I was a burger. Pretty depressing most people just get caught in this 30k net, like that your lump sum yet everything else rises around you. This is why I do nothing all day in work, seriously demotivating. Whats the point in trying when it all results in the same ish pay across the board, might as well stick to an ez job.
lazy people are incredibly gay lmao
>>83170373>The average salary for a carpenter in the UK varies with experience, with a starting salary around 17,000 to 24,000 and potential earnings for experienced carpenters reaching up to 40,000 How much are you on?
>>83170435Brexit had to be the dumbest own goal in history.
>>83170269I work full time and I've still not put the heating on this year even though I WFH so I'm here all day. Can't justify the price.
women are on the cutting edge when it comes to getting around youtube censorship to provide niche coomer content
benefit system needs to be fucking scrapped.
>>83170316>He feels a sharp ache in his chest when he remembers he has never held anyone close.I don't think that's true. It's more like he feels a sharp ache in his chest when he remembers he's never squirted his muck up some tart
>>83170316This isn't true. Sean is very happy in his life.
>>83170492That's what reform want to do. Not a full scraping but a 'you only get bennies for 3 months' after that fuck off and cutting disability benefits. Only reason I'm going to vote them.
>>83170491Why don't you just watch pornos lad
>>83170492NEETs will riot on a scale the country has never seen before. Think of benefits as insurance to deter the mentally ill lashing out. Keep them occupied with vidya and other distractions.
>>83170501You know they'll just scrap them for the white man, right?
>AI is really still digital. Ultimately AI can improve the productivity of humans who build things with their hands or do things with their hands. Like, literally, welding, electrical work, plumbing. Anything physical, those jobs will exist for a much longer time.>But anything that is digital, which is like just someone at a computer doing something. AI is going to take over those jobs like lightning. Coding, anything along those lines. It's going to take over those jobs like lightning. Just like digital computers took over the job of people doing manual calculations, but much faster. Oh aye x
>>83170476No they don't you sad hateful man
>>83170488I have a hot shower then get into bed with my leccy blanket on for a few hrs in my dressing gown. I haven't worked out the economics but its surely cheaper than putting the heating on for the evening.
>>83170509t. mong who shits himself when the doorbell ringsYeah, I'm sure you will riot mate.
>>83170173you are not ready to read this but>But due to having a y chromosome instead of an X chromosome, I am an incel.has literally nothing to do with whether you get laid or notif you really wanted to get laid you would a) man up or b) transition to a womanyou chose neither so really you just dont want sex enough and deserve to die alone and a virgin
Cocks a bit swollen after the beating I gave it earlier today. Had to grip it really tight with two fingers to even cum. Kinnell.
>>83170503i typed "cl" into the search bar and saw "cleaning see through" so i was intrigued
>>83170518Your nan goes without heating so some smelly brown bastard can eat another curry
>>83170539My nan is fine mate.
>>83170509>full riot right but you tell the DWP that you cant work due to depression and anxiety so which one is it? get your work apron on you scum and serve me some fries
beddington to be up for workington, pointless considering I do nothing, feels a bit communism esque everyone being paid very similar wages like wot is the point anymore
On that gingerbeer grind now x
>>83170533Women can easily get sex just by existing.Men can't become women.
>>83170573Perhaps you should eat and drink less, especially when it is other people's money you are wasting.
>>83170495He isn't lad. He's an alcoholic and cries often. I'm glad he does enjoy his life occasionally at least though
>>83170554Temper temper wagie
>>83170539My nan is literally a millionaire because she bought a house at the right time lad. Her heating is on full blast.
got the heating on courtesy of the british taxpayer x
>>83170524I only worry when I'm home alone.>>83170554Taking benefits away will bring many to breaking point. They'll have to riot on a huge scale. Prisons will not cope. It costs more to manage prisoners than to pay out benefits.
>>83170488I've only had the heating on twice
scum same as the boat immigrants
>>83170580That's true. They don't even need to be employed either. With a man it's always "get a job" before you can even have the right to get laid. Then you get feminists saying "I wouldn't want to be with a guy who doesn't have any career."
>>83170351Rub with oil and rock salt and use the oven next time lad.
Work making me do this DEI course. It's such bullshit lol. They claim that a company that isn't diverse and doesn't have enough black people will be less profitable.They give one example of discrimination as "expecting someone to speak fluent English" wtf.... expecting people to speak English in England could get you fined, and have to pay out in a discrimination case.
>>83170592>Perhaps you should eat and drink lessErm... nah I'll keep enjoying my meals out and takeaways on the reg thank you very much mr wagie.
>>83170645>Then you get feminists saying "I wouldn't want to be with a guy who doesn't have any career."That's not feminists. That's all women. There's nothing more pathetic than a man without a career. It's like a man without a penis. Not a man at all.
>>83170653They define "harassment" as anything that's unwanted. But how can you know what a woman wants unless you are a mind reader?
I wonder if R will quit alcohol someday. She seems to like quitting things she apparently enjoys.
>>83170580ya so this is why you're not getting laid. i told you you werent ready to hear it.
>>83170713If she drinks too much she could get fat and that would make her unattractive.
>>83170663based chairman
>>83170731Alcohol is brain rotting her. It's sad she could've done so much better academically. Gaining weight would be terrible for any young woman.
>>83170731God forbid she becomes unattractive to the hunk of man that is ruthmong.
Just ate 5 Peperamis. Lush lush lush.
>>83170713I dunno mate I doubt she'll quit alcohol because a stalker made her feel unsafe. That's why she quit ASMR
>>83170784I'll still love her up to the point of taking testosterone.
>>83170815You're worse than a jungle bunny
>>83170811I've never left the house in years.
>>83170834You're like a young gorilla, scrambling for Africa.
>>83170845He's Turkish mate
>>83170691Women want Chad and dog cock. If you're not Chad or a dog then you are harassing her.
>>83170834How is she supposed to know that lad? You terrified the life out of the poor girl
>>83170834And somehow you're going to riot because the bennies that you don't even collect will stop LMAO
>>83170861Yeah I know I'm not saying he's literally black. I'm saying he's LIKE that
had a go at trying to find the first ever vid I wanked to, a skyrim nude mod on youtube, impossible to find though.
>>83170889how old are you? underage
>>83170889My dick already looked like a bruised banana by the time Skyrim was out
I am going to put cum on Ruthmong's lips
>>83170864No I didn't. She just doesn't want negative mentally ill men affecting her mental health.
'Winning' on 4chan is the highlight of your everyday
>>83170919You obviously did scare her lad. Who are you to say "No I didn't"? You have no clue of boundaries.
>>83170906underage? lad skyrim came out in 2011 when I was 11, if anything this is unc status wanking to a skyrim nude mod, yunguns nowadays just load up whatever goonapp
>>83170934I'm too used to it lad, it can sometimes be the highlight of lunchtime if it's a particularly epic one though
>>83170937If she was she wouldn't be out partying all the time.
Grown men playing make believe with each other online
>>83170948I was 21 then. You are basically a little lad to me.
If only you were born female, you would have had dolls to play with, a dolls house. Daddy would have put a Wendy house up for you in the garden for you to play house in with your dollies
>>83170960She's out trying to have a normal life. Something you failed to do, you utter fucking disgrace. So because you failed at life, you tried to fuck up her life.
>>83170984If you were born female Uncle Des would have raped your fanny instead of your arse
>>83170992That's not a normal life. That's a middle class life paid for by her rich dad.
Does she have a drinking problem
/wendyhousefeel/
>>83171025A slight one. Hopefully she doesn't get cancer. British roses fear that.
you lot are weird
When you show off Waitrose products on your asmr, tell me you are not born with a silver spoon in your mouth.
>>83171021Who pays for every bite of food you eat? Every watt of electricity you use?You're a hypocrite as well as being pathetic.
>>83171080The state will either through benefits or prison.
I'm a LIDL lad through and through. Get my weekly shop there. They know me by name love my local LIDL x
Wish I was a tart
Nubs is still the sexiest woman to ever post here
>>83171087More of a Aldi man myself.
The nightly wuppagrind has commenced has it not. I think it bloody has x
>>83171087Asda lad here. It's where the pyjama lasses and underclass immigrants go.
>>83171095Weird way to spell Moni
>>83171072I've never even seen a Waitrose, these lasses would scoff at my presence
>>83171084No it's your father lad. You're not on benefits.
>>83171080So? Didn't ask to be born. The government will pay for it. Working does not get me a better life. Just pay taxes for mentally ill men, single mums and refugees. It's how society works.
>>83171120This is the only way for me. I'm not applying for jobs knowing hundreds are also applying. Waste of time. It is is easier to be unemployed and get given a place. I'm the smart one.
red red wiiiiine
corr just bought meself a moschino shrit
>>83171095Agree but considering the competition it's not surprising
>>83171043corr would nut inside diss cunt
Imagine working minimum wage in your depressing job, then paying most of your wage on rent and maintaining a car. What an existence. Unemployed, mentally ill, sexless men like me shouldn't have to endure making our health any worse. I don't work because there's no reward for me.
>>83171170im sure the lezzer whp posted her rroided arse is hotter than nubsi meannubs is deformed
Just ate my cummies again. Delicious.
>>83171135The government doesn't pay for a thing in your life lad.>>83171144Your life is dogshit
You are hardcore,you make me hard.
>>83171186Nah she's not deformed desu. She's lovely and cute
Decent British men want to protect their country from maggots like Ruthmong
wish i looked like a young jarvis cocker
35 year old Turkish man posting about British lasses from a boxroom in a dilapidated Ankara apartment
>ywn brush Nubsy's hair
