yeah I'm sure that r9k is gonna have the answer for your shit question

>>83185159
Men like smaller chests on women too. Some are even very vocal about preferring them. When you look at the kind of famous women that are generally seen as attractive, like actresses and porn stars, plenty of them have small breasts. Don't worry too much about men not looking at you. It's simply that the environment has changed and men are far more weary about doing such things in public. But even if they weren't, you wouldn't want such neurotic bashful men to give you attention anyway. Just go to environments where people hang out and interact with men, and they'll give you attention.

>>83185159
Why can't you just lower your standards and settle for incels? I don't care about breast size at all. Just date me. Clitorises are what matter anyway, not breasts.

>>83185159
>beautiful bobs mmm suck suck mommy pls reply to me mmm bobs

is this the kind of replies you want to get?
is that why you made this thread?

hormones and implants are the only way to grow breasts. if anything larger pectoral muscles will just stretch and flatten them out even more. getting pregnant will make them grow a fair amount. just get married and when you get pregnant your husband's reward for not being a vapid coomer will be bigger tits to squish when he hugs you.
or just work on your ass and legs. a lot of guys like small tits, thin waist, and big ass, hips, and thighs. it's my personal preference at least and i've met enough other guys who agree to know it's not that rare.

>>83185159
If you REALLY care, get surgery.

>>83185166
Normies aren't gonna understand me. They'll just say some shit like "oh just be yourself! you're perfect the way you are!" I'm not, and I need to get better. I'm not willing to get surgery, I just want to get bigger naturally without ruining my health.

>>83185196
I'm not exactly in the same boat as celebrities or actresses. Its okay when they do it because they're literally perfect in every other way. Also they're fucking RICH. And I haven't exactly been moneymaxxing lately...

>>83185212
Is that why every time theres a hornyposting thread there are always guys posting chicks with massive tits? It'd be nice if there were actually men who cherished flatter chests, but I don't feel like they're easy to find.

>>83185218
I really don't wanna get surgery. That shit scares the fuck out of me. I guess I could try working on my ass. I have been taking the stairs more, and I've noticed considerable ass gains.

>>83185159
Some guys like tiny boobs, even me who personally prefers larger ones wouldn't have a problem dating a girl with small breasts. In the end it doesn't matter all that much I think, try looking for men that like your body for what it is

>>83185159
how big are your boobs?
either way, smaler boobs are good
All your have to do to be attractive is to not be fat

>>83185159
>Get pregnant
But seriously, most men don't actually care about massive tits anyway. Big tits are "cool" to talk about, but not important irl. Also I think fake tits are retarded as fuck. I've talked with older coworkers that had them, now I think they are unnecessary and can result in ugly, gross complications. Fake tits (and many stupid cosmetic surgeries like BBL) reek of insecurity and poor judgment. Literally like a clown getup.

>>83185159
>bench presses and pushups make your tits grow
I don't know who told you that, but I don't think it's true

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>>83185159
the shape is more important than the size

>>83185243
>It'd be nice if there were actually men who cherished flatter chests, but I don't feel like they're easy to find
I'm one. Date me.

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>>83185159
>Bench presses and push up
>To get bigger boobs
Thats.... Not how boobs work. If anything you might be killing off what boobs you have with targeted muscle gains that would sap nearby fats, your boobs.

>>83185159
If you want to put on noticeable muscle mass you'll need a consistent weightlifting routine and diet. If you want just chest, do
>Workout chest 3x a week
>5x5 bench press, 8x5 chest flies, 8x5 chest press on a machine
>Consume 1g of protein per kg of bodyweight

>>83185159
>I've been doing bench press and pushups every fucking day
I sure hope this is bait

>>83185159
So you went for the tall chads with big dicks and got surprised they have high standards too?
No normal guy is going to reject you because of your boobs. The "looks perfect in every way except for this one detail and I get the ick" is an entirely female behavior.

>>83185159
Post your mosquito bites you stupid bitch

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>>83185159
have you never seen pic rel? flat tsunderes forever

>>83185245
>try looking for men that like your body for what it is
Where would I even begin to look?

>>83185270
>All your have to do to be attractive is to not be fat
It seems like fatness is exclusively a benefit to most of these women. I try to choke down more food but I always end up throwing up and it makes me wanna die.

>>83185292
>But seriously, most men don't actually care about massive tits anyway
What?? I feel like, isn't that all they talk about?

>Big tits are "cool" to talk about, but not important irl
You'd probably think differently if you were in my shoes.

>>83185337
My brother told me that if I wanted a bigger chest all I had to do was work my chest. I just assumed the physics worked the same and that he knew what he was talking about. Are you telling me that this entire time all I've been doing is potentially SHRINKING what little there was to shrink? Please tell me that isn't true, and you're just trying to scare me.

>>83185159
this is the most obviiooososss bait ever. push ups? realy?

>>83185452
>Where would I even begin to look?
Date me. ME

>>83185452
>benefit to most of these women.
how?
>to choke down more food but I always end up throwing up
do you have some sort of eating disorder or do you just force yourself to eat too much?

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>>83185159
>dorky flat chested loser
You're absolutely 100% fishing for compliments from the people who are into delicious flat chest and/or girlfailures. That's okay though. We all want to feel good about ourselves sometimes, despite of or even because of our shortcomings, be they real or imagined. I'm a kissless, handholdless virgin, and additionally a mentally ill shutin that rarely ever talks to anyone, let alone females- who may as well be alien to me- so I'm rather blissfully unaware of these dating market dynamics and whether or not being flat chested is a serious detriment. I'm interested in a lot of body types, myself, especially being an amateur artist, so I don't see why anyone would be so picky. Are people even really that picky? That being said, good on you for exercising to try to rectify your pectoral diminutivity. It unfortunately won't enlarge your breast tissue, just make your pectoral muscles stronger and possibly more prominent, but on the plus side, fitness is a desirable attribute, so take the win where you can get it, I say. On that note, a nice behind is likely a far more attainable and worthwhile goal if you're going to go that route.

>>83185159
Small tits are cute. I'd take small and perky over titcow any day.
But if you really want them to get bigger I know a way. Get pregnant, I can help you out with that.

>>83185452
muscle growth in a woman's chest can absolutely cause their cup size to shrink. just work your ass and get good at arching your back. guys will cum buckets for you. cue wedding bells, sunset, sex sounds, picket fence.

>>83185159
Women always want to look like other women. It's so retarded.
All that matters is: don't be fat, gross or ugly but even then there's always some guys interested.

>>83185460
HE TOLD ME IT WOULD WORK.

>>83185468
Where do you live anon?

>>83185496
>how?
Because they're naturally thicker.

>do you have some sort of eating disorder or do you just force yourself to eat too much?
I've just never been a huge eater. I feel like everyone around me is just like a fucking vacuum cleaner that can just suck down endless plates of food meanwhile if I get a second helping I feel like I'm going to explode.

>>83185509
>girlfailures
Its not like I plan to stay this way, I just... Have to figure stuff out. And yeah, it is pretty difficult to see guys look at every other girl, but their gaze doesn't linger on me. It honestly makes me want to kms.

>>83185541
>muscle growth in a woman's chest can absolutely cause their cup size to shrink
FUCK! FUCKING DAMN IT. I knew it was too good to be true, I wanted to believe I was making slight gains but I just... Fuck me thats horrible. Luckily my ass is less flat thanks to taking the stairs more.

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Short girls with wide hips, a big butt and modest/small tits are peak though. Why are you even complaining? Shieeeet.

hey im a tall guy with a big dick. i prefer small chests on girls 10/10 times.

>>83185566
>just never been a huge eater.
what's your bmi?
i think that's probably okay
if it's not something that is making your life worse then I'd say it benefits you because you're probably cute
And don't force yourself to eat if you don't feel like it, especially if it makes you feel bad because you're they'll make you develop some very unhealthy habbits

>>83185566
>Where do you live anon?
It shouldn't need to matter. Date me long distance

>>83185566
idk if ur brother is partially trolling you but youd only be growing you pec muscles, if u wanted boobs you need to increase your body fat, technically working out would signal your body to eat more which is good, whats your body weight and height? i mean technically your chest would increase, as you would grow a platform as a basis underneath your boobs, women can hold about 30% of their weight in bodyfat and be in healthy range, it just depends on how you wear it, not all women put fat in the same place, if you wanted to gain fat without eating junkfood and feeling awful you should consume healthy fats and carbs together, do you have any questions
>t. health obsessed moid

>>83185159
Also, if you are getting muscular, you should snuggle naked with guys and let them feel your muscles and flex your muscles for them. That would be way hotter than sex or anything you could do with large breasts

>>83185159
Stupid femanon, men want Angela White just as much as they want Molly Little. Only guys with mommy issues demand big boobs, petite slim girls with cute tits turn me on just as much or even more than girl with huge tits.

>>83185159
>How the fuck do I get bigger boobs?
by working on your personality.

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>>83185217
exactly, you dont even have to ask, god i hate women so much its unreal.

>>83185566
>Where do you live anon?
Not him, but I am from Europe and you? How old are you?

>>83185733
>petite slim girls with cute tits turn me on just as much or even more than girl with huge tits.
anime girls don't count.

>>83185159
Tits are mainly fat and building muscle will make your current ones look even smaller. It's all genetic or cosmetic surgery. Sorry nona you're SOL.

>>83185243
>Also they're fucking RICH. And I haven't exactly been moneymaxxing lately...
Men aren't attracted to women for their money, this is pure female projection.
You could be 100% broke, but as long as you are good looking men will be attracted to you, no matter the breast size.

>>83185577
>Short girls with wide hips, a big butt and modest/small tits are peak though
anime girls dont count

>>83185159
Get pregnant. That's the easiest way.
Jokes aside there are some pharmaceuticals you can take that will induce breastmilk production and will have a similar effect. I can't remember the name of them off of the top of my head but you're free to search for it. Those along with breast tissue massaging can cause breast growth, but results will vary depending on your genetics. Take a look at your mother or your fathers sisters, do they have larger boobs? If so then hormonally simulating pregnancy will probably cause growth.

>>83185774
I'm not talking about tranime girls though? Why are you even mad?

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>>83185782
>Why are you even mad?
pftt you wish, virgin incel.

>>83185796
>needless namecalling
>not mad
You get to pick one, babe.

>>83185799
i get to pick what i want.

>>83185808
That's not how reality works, babe. I think you're being painfully delulu~

>>83185810
>"im not talking about tranime"
>proceeds to write like a tranny
like poetry.

>>83185159
Big boobs make it impossible to hold you close. When I look at women I imagine wrapping my arms around them and squeezing them against me. Big boobs mean your body is always going to be feel farther away. That's why I'm turned off by obesity and big boobs, which are functionally localized obesity. Men's love is more physical than women's I've noticed. It's not that we don't love you for your personality and whatever, it's just that when we love you we have to feel you physically close to us or it feels like we're drifting apart which makes us anxious. A nice butt is good because it fits into our pelvis better when snuggling than a flat or huge butt. a nice butt allows us to get our bodies as close as possible. I guess maximizing the contact area is the overall goal. It feels amazing when someone we love fits against us like two puzzle pieces.

>>83185833
>calls people virgin incels for no reason except butthurt
>literally calling anyone else a tranny
Speaking of poetry..

>>83185751
I'm going to dick you down hard to stop you being insecure about your body. I hope you're ready for my 6 inch circumference monster to ruin your holes sweetie.

>>83185850
>calls people virgin incels for no reason except butthurt
lol, lmao even. i call you a virgin incel because i can spot you're maindenless fag through your writing pattern

>>83185912
>you MUST be a virgin incel because I don't like the way you talk wehhhh
See? I was totally right about you being butthurt for no reason. Why you're like this is beyond me though.

>>83185926
>I was totally right about you being butthurt for no reason.
>I was totally right about you being butthurt
>I was totally right
LMAO go jerk off to your waifu, virgins dont get to talk about real girls lol

>>83185956
>doubling down because you're needlessly butthurt and feel like lashing out makes you right for some reason
The saga continues..

THERE IS A WHOLE BOARD FOR ADVICE HOLY SHIT /adv/

>>83185956
>complains about anime girls
>Has an anime image in the op

>>83185965
LMAO "Saga" implies something interesting is happening. you're just a clown recycling the same words hoping one will finally land. keep trying, maybe your 90th post will be the one that makes a woman acknowledge you. Doubt it XD

>>83186007
>more needless butthurt for no reason whatsoever
I hope you'll find happiness one day, babe. xoxo

>>83185159
I can help you make your boobs bigger, there's medications that do it, but also make you lactate. Willing to do that?

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>>83185159
get chubby it's in fashion

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>>83185159
>literally does the exact opposite of what makes tits grow
>"guys wut am doing wrong???"

>>83186028
>>83186007
Do you two enjoy bumping this thread with utter nonsense?

>>83185218
Get married..? Fucking kek.

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>>83186052
Why not? The rest is udder nonsense after all.

>>83186028
my happiness is guaranteed every time a loser like you proves how pressed you are. stay mad, sweetheart.

>>83186077
>I need to pretend that strangers online are worse than me to feel good about myself
Damn I'm glad I don't have such crippling insecurities lol.

>>83186088
projecting your self-worth issues onto me won't make your dad proud of you.

>>83186145
Babe you realize that using these hyper specific insults makes it glaringly obvious that you're the one projecting here, right? Right?

>>83185452
>Where would I even begin to look?
registered pedophiles

>>83186145
Ok flatty

>>83186159
"Glaringly obvious" is the cope you use when you have no actual comeback. keep trying, maybe the 50th "u mad" will finally be true.

>>83186226
>n-n-no U!!!11
Keep trying babe, maybe the 50th time will be the charm. :)

>>83186242
>>83186226
just get a room already.

>>83186226
>>83186242
what are you freaks even arguing about?

>>83185159
The real answer is
>pregnancy
>lactation suppliments
>controlled weight gain through eating
Bench press and pushups make the muscles under your boobs grow, not the boobs themselves which are fat deposits. Those exercises give you pecs like a body builder. I don't think you want that.

>>83186251
You wanna watch? Admission fee is 10 bucks.
>>83186256
Retard blew a fuse because apparently if you like short girls with big hips and small tits it MUST be an anime-only thing.

>>83185159
Small chests aren't the reason men don't look at you. It's mostly down to your face and personality. Small chested girls get guys flocking to them all the time.

>>83185159
Get some pills from the doc maybe they'll grow that way

>>83186267
no, i don't want to watch 2 men fucking.

>>83186285
Fine I'll fuck you instead and you WILL learn to like it.

>>83186242
the only thing more repetitive than my posts is your desperate need to have the last word for your 4chan e-peen.
>>83186267
i called you out for talking about anime girls when the topic is real life girls, actually. virgin incel.

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Why do foids ask r9k for advoce? There's a whole board for advice on 4chan.
Do femoids die when they don't get lonely male attention for 5 minutes?

>>83186358
Yes. Women live for male attention while bitching about male attention in an effort to get more male attention. They're a pathetic creature that survives by shameless parasitism.

>>83185159
You won't get good gains off anything besides gaining weight (which means you look worse, unless you're skeletal) or breast implants. Maybe hormones but I'd be wary of negative side effects. Breast implants have come a long way and look really good if you shell out enough cash. If this bothers you enough, you might as well do it.

>>83186308
>girls with those physical characteristics MUST be from anime because I never leave my basement
Remember what I said about projection? Lmao being you is so extremely embarrassing.

>>83186551
the girls you were talking about are anime girls because you're a virgin

>>83185159
You have to suck on the tits of women with larger chests in order to steal their milk.

>>83186687
The reason you believe that MUST be true is because you're a coping butthurt faggot who can't wrap his head around the fact that there are women of every shape and size outside of the refuse heap you call home.

>>83185159

Onions flour and flax seed protein shakes. about 30g of each, morning and night. Progesterone cream helps too. Lot of other resources on breast nexus.

>>83186716
no. im specifically calling you a virgin lol

>>83185159
Lol plenty of guys notice you. What you mean is that chads don't notice you. Skill issue desu.

>>83185159
big tits are gross. they droop and sag with time and look gross as fuck. small tit/flat chested girls are top tier.
the only guys that like big tits are fat guys and guys with weird mommy fetishes

>>83186767
Yes and the only reason you do so is because you're shaking and crying because someone online called you out on your dumbass bullshit. You know this too, that's why you can't stop doubling down like a broken record.

>>83186834
nope. i called you a virgin incel on my 1st reply to you, although not explicitly.

>>83186851
Yes and you only do so because you're malding for no reason whatsoever. I'm starting to suspect you're a cocksleeve because those creatures can't argue for shit and think having sex is the only unit of value in the world

>>83185159
Unironically pregnancy. You could become my wife and give me best of both worlds: first lickable small titties and then motherly, full hangers for groping when we have kids.

>>83186863
i did so because virgins dont get to talk about girls or sex topics

>>83185159
I want you and every loser simp who replied to you to kill themselves. this is one of the worst things to happen to r9k these mindless trannie slop threads and simps thinking they got a chance

>>83186896
And the reason you assume I MUST be a virgin is because you're a whiny little bitchbaby who can't stop crying when someone isn't being a sycophant yes-man for you. You absolute fucking toddler of a person.

>>83186917
i dont need to assume, it's pretty obvious lol

>>83186933
Alright whatever helps you cry yourself to sleep, babe. Have fun pretending that everyone who calls you out on your retardation is some caricature of things you are personally insecure about.

>>83186917
>>83186933
are you guys having an ugly contest?
I'll help you, YOU BOTH WIN

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>>83185452
>My brother told me that if I wanted a bigger chest all I had to do was work my chest.
That's how GUYS get bigger chests NOT GIRLS. Your brother gave you advice for men.

>>83186944
LMAO keep roleplaying as the emotionally stable one while you keep refreshing this thread. i'll forget you exist the second I close this tab. you'll still be here, seething and worthless. stay mad, you fucking ghost LOL

>>83186994
>NO U
Yup you'll respond to this as well because you're crying and know I'm right.

>>83187014
says the virgin incel loser freak replying to me first XD

>>83185159
Boobs are no laughing matter
Save up for a fat transfer

>>83185159
I have a real answer which does not involve surgery, but foids don't deserve to know. Especially foids on /r9k/. Especially foids who won't give me sex, affection, love, etc (which is all of them)

>>83185452
Fucking kek. I'm pretty sure you and your brother might be retarded. He gave you tips how to get cheat muscle definition and size. And you believed somehow boobs are made bigger though exercise.

>>83185774
May thai

you gotta consume lots of microplastics and onions milk

>>83185243
The problem is that men who like and prefer flatter chests are always assumed to be pedos and lolicons. Liking large chests is normalized so it's more common for people to vocalize it, while men who prefer small chests (including me) stay quiet because they don't want to seem like a pedo.

>>83185243
The only two natural solutions is either gaining weight or getting pregnant. If you already have small tits then there is no reason to assume the fat distribution will be any better, so it would probably cause more harm than good. And obviously the entire point of getting bigger tits is kind of null if getting pregnant is an easy thing.

>>83185159
small breasts are aristocratic, why do you want to change yourself?

Imagine actually doing push-ups and bench presses to grow your boobs. Lol. It doesn't grow our boobs: it just very slightly gets them to appear bigger because of our pectoral muscles are behind them. Even then, we don't put on much muscle so it's insignificant.

>>83189655
>Lol. It doesn't grow our boobs: it just very slightly gets them to appear bigger because of our pectoral muscles are behind them
how fit would you have to be to notice a difference do you think? like working out every day type of thing so you had like super low bodyfat, or would a relatively fit but not shredded girl see any gains?

>>83185212
You want to fuck OP... a male.... really?

>>83189691
That's the thing, anon. It doesn't matter: it's so insignificant that most wouldn't even notice. Our bra sizes don't even change. If it did, I would be up a cup size.

>every day
Not the same muscle groups. You are just asking for injury since it's the tearing of the muscle fibers and the rest from it that grows them. It's why many lifters work on different muscle groups each day (e.g. using push/pull/legs.) And doing the heavy lifts which focuses on the fast-twitch fibers (the ones that are most responsible for hypertrophy) will do a better job. That is, lift heavy, not meme low-weight high 15+ rep.

>>83185159
Annonette, smoll titted women are the best. Whether or not men check you out mainly depends upon your personality.
I am believed in my work to love hucows. That's because my last two big crushes in work were hucows, BUT, smoll chested qts don't speak to me.
YOur tits are perfect.

>>83189822
>it's so insignificant that most wouldn't even notice. Our bra sizes don't even change.
hmm darn. I need all the help I can get...

and I'm just a basic bitch cardio bunny I don't enjoy lifting at all, but if there was a realistic hope of getting some more definition even I'd do it

>>83185159
Honestly desu my boobs grew as I gained weight. When I was sick and lost a lot of weight they went down to b cups, and when I gained my weight back, they're at d cups.