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I accidentally crushed my new kitten to death fuvk my life
I am about 240lbs right now and working towards losing it from my previous 310lb record, and I got myself a kitten to celebrate the journey so far two weeks ago
Well today I went to sleep on my bed as usual, but when I woke up I saw my kitten wasnt next to me, so I get up and check around me only to get up and see its tiny body crushed under my butt
I dont think I could ever forgive myself for this, poor little thing, I just buried it in a patch of dirt near my mothers gravestone at the graveyard
Im absolutely devastated
How do I cope fellow robots
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>>83196046
This happens to human babies as well
That's why they say not to sleep with your baby in a bed
There's not much you can do now besides learn that lesson for the future
You can try again when you're ready, or get an adult cat
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>>83196046
If this is real, i am genuinely extremely sorry, but i suppose this is great motivation to keep losing weight and pray this doesnt happen again. If fat fetish larp please stop.
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>>83196046
you've learned a lesson some other folks have learnt much more painfully & negligently >>83196067

it's okay to make mistakes

play a game, read a book, set yourself up mentally to get up and try again when you feel up to it
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>>83196046
Imagine if this weren't bait. OP would be morally obligated to seppuku.
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Hilarious story that absolutely happened



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