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I would really like a fembot to leglock me
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>>83218808
have had fembots leglock me a few times
kind of scary when you are successful
highly desired when you arent.
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>>83218822
>kind of scary if you are successful
I want that though.
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>>83218808

What if fembots were pinned down, getting their cheeks clapped and stuffed with a big fat load that painted the inside of their butthole completely white? And then this load is so huge that it gets farted out and proceeds to run down their cum-splattered butt crack as the bitch pants for her life? And then, what if one cuddled with this foid on the ground before picking her up and carrying her back to the cave? And, and, what if you hunted animals and fed this foid with the animals you hunted? And then, and then...
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>>83218808
one of my daydreams is about a guy who really wants to fuck me but i want to have kids and he doesnt want to commit to me at all so i was like you can have sex with me as long as you never use a condom and if i get pregnant you have to marry me and hes like okay so i do everything i can to get pregnant and i never do and then later i learn he got a vasectomy after that conversation just so he could fuck me whenever he wanted and then i lose track of where the story could go and also i usually finished so i dont need to think about it anymore
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>>83218931
kind of funny, i actually had a relationship like that
with an attractive art hoe in college, first time we had sex i came in her and she freaked out saying what would we do if she got pregnant and i said i would deal with it if it happens

that basically unlocked something in her and she was draining my balls nonstop to try and get pregnant

turns out we would likely have had children if she didnt have a drug addiction while she was at school trying to keep on the honor course load.
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>>83218875
I'm nearly in a position to be able to do something like this. I'm interested in hunting and already have friends with access to a lot of land so I would like to have a deep freezer full of venison to eat.
I'm also getting kinda close to being able to build a house in the next few years. I've been reading/watching a lot of material on residential construction techniques, toying with different designs in sketchup, estimating material costs, and even reading local building codes kek.
The only downside (to a hypothetical fembot) is that I'm in a more rural area because I'd like to be self sufficient and able to live independently of society and utilities.
>>83218931
>>83218976
So what I'm gathering is act somewhat noncommittal/disinterested but seem responsible to activate a foid's breeding instincts?
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I sometimes fantasize about raping a woman and getting her pregnant. At first she's upset but she doesn't want to kill our baby or be a bad poor mom so she makes me marry her. I buy us a house and have to work overtime to make sure she has nice, things and take good care of my kid but we grow to like each other a lot and we have lots of consensual sex in addition to our usual non consensual sex. It's really nice when we cuddle. Especially now when it's a little cold but don't want to waste money and run the heater so we hold each other. I kiss her and like how she smells.
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>>83218931
>failure to include commas and periods in sentences
>failure to properly capitalize the first letter of a word when starting a new sentence
>improper use of lowercase "I"
>writer's note: text is understandable enough to read
Grade: D-
See me after class
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>>83218931
i'm like almost infertile so i've creampied a few different girls and never even had a pregnancy scare. its funnier because i shoot really big loads. it would be hot to have a girl desperate to get knocked up from me let me use her like a fleshlight.
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>>83219012

>I'm nearly in a position to be able to do something like this.

Do you have a foid to join you though?
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>>83219012
well for this specific girl I think she was always so worried and treating things with guardrails to the point that I acted as if the pregnancy was an issue for me to worry about and to handle and not her, dissolved her of the responsibility.

one thing women hate more than anything is accountability, thats why the more confident and nonchalant you are about solving the problem or taking responsibility, the more likely shell just let everything go

from what i learned from her, when ever she talked about getting pregnant it always spooked guys and the ones it didnt spook made her uncomfortable with how they would be totally accepting of her taking the responsibility

i was the first guy who said for her to not think about it cause its my problem to solve as the man
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>>83219065
scientific and research writing class here
you have to understand the forum in which you are writing and focus on communicating the information in a way it can be understood or processed otherwise you wont get funding

>casual writing for the venue, 4chan
>natural form of communicating
>disseminates proper information at a proper level for audience
>honest, direct, and not vague
>not gay like unemployed or impoverished writers like to do or academics with no real life work experience

Grade: B+
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>>83219079
sheet my nigga where that from or is it ai
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>>83219147

try "lilboots" for the artist on r34xxx and then "greek_mythology" tag or something.
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>>83219161
unfathomably based anon, i hope your enemies are driven before you in fear as you hear the lamentation of their women
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>>83219200

>unfathomably based anon, i hope your enemies are driven before you in fear as you hear the lamentation of their women

You're welcome and thanks.
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>>83219079
>>83219079
>Do you have a foid to join you though?
No. Also I don't really want to do the whole raping and dragging a foid back to my cave part, but I would like to have a foid live with me and get her pregnant.
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>>83219065
>>83219127
being graded genuinely effected my mood negatively then positively
i need to talk to people more
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>>83219600
You were only graded once anon, the other anon was grading the grader's post...
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>>83219642
no, he was saying that about my post
i am stupid enough to mix that up, but i didn't, you did
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>>83218808
Fembots are too busy leglocking blacks and browns sorry :/
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>>83219671
this is correct, i was grading your post, and it was a B+, graded you like i have graded university students i taught for years.
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>>83219816
In that case, I'm disregarding your entire field as retarded based entirely on you grading anon's post too high. The D- is deserved for at least being readable. The long run-on sentence makes it unnecessarily difficult for the reader, so the D- is deserved.
>casual writing for the venue, 4chan
The lack of more formal grammar can be excused here
>natural form of communicating
This means nothing. Text isn't speech and textual structure matters for readability.
>disseminates proper information at a proper level for audience
It's not a proper level for the audience. This is an 18+ website not a 6th grade english class.
>honest, direct, and not vague
Sure
>not gay like unemployed or impoverished writers like to do or academics with no real life work experience
The vast majority of people don't type like academics or wannabe writers, I hardly see how you can give points here. This is just personal bias on your part.

It's also ironic that you are supposedly some sort of writing academic but fail at something as simple as properly quoting a post, which is why I got confused. I thought you were doing some kind of meta-posting thing with >>83219065.
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>>83219053
Anon.. Can you do this with me?
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>>83220507
man you foids are something else
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>>83220507
nta but I absolutely could
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>>83220649
Where art thou?
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>>83218808
leg locking and creampies are really hot but the thought of getting pregnant is really scary
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>>83220692
uhh that's why it's hot, dummy
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>>83220701
its hot but the more i think about all the physical strain it will put on my body + the added chance of mental complications makes me scared as shit
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>>83220672
Northwestern continental United States
Where are you?
>>83220720
strain on the body can be lived through, a good diet will mitigate some of the worst
mental complications are just a fact of life even if you never get pregnant



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