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do moids who are actually like this just not exist outside of my imagination?
>never had sex
>saves himself for marriage
>disgusted by degeneracy
>so pure he gets hard from kissing and cuddling with me
>doesn't watch porn
>only expects normal baby making sex, no gross fetish shit
>thinks i am the best woman in the world
>will never even think about another girl ever when we start a relationship
>happy to be mine only
>doesn't have locker room talk
>doesn't have sleazy moid friends
>doesn't follow thots on social media
>doesn't have a secret stash of hoes pics
>not obsessed with some woman he knew in the past
>not a closeted faggot
>i feel like i am protected by an angel when i hug him
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we can't fuck for pleasure or does every time have to end in you getting prego? Are you pure yourself fembot?
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>>83236150
dont give me hope anon
you are an israeli bot
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>>83236150
I normally don't reply to bait threads, but to this one I'll say; at least in my situation, I would shed a lot of the bad parts of myself, if I had a decent girlfriend. Including a lot of this garbage list that gives the brown jeet that wrote this post the ick.
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>>83236150
>never had sex
>saves himself for marriage
>disgusted by degeneracy
>so pure he gets hard from kissing and cuddling with me
>doesn't watch porn
>only expects normal baby making sex, no gross fetish shit
>will never even think about another girl ever when we start a relationship
>happy to be mine only
>doesn't have locker room talk
>doesn't have sleazy moid friends
>doesn't follow thots on social media
>doesn't have a secret stash of hoes pics
>not a closeted faggot
Took out a bunch of other requirements because i have never known a woman in my life outside of my family
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>>83236160
we can fuck for pleasure but it has to be normal sex and nothing gross. and yes, i am pure enough to expect these things.
>>83236162
as if kikes would ever spread an anti-degeneracy message
>>83236167
i usually don't reply to impure men, but you should consider not being garbage unlike my expectations from men that are entirely doable and a much healthier lifestyle than being a sex freak degenerate with aids.
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>>83236150
i am like this but i already found my foid. good luck
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>>83236150
Blowing my nose into foid's freshly gaped asshole!
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>>83236150
im all of those except
>doesn't watch porn
how are you supposed to jerk off then?
>thinks i am the best woman in the world
since youre a fembot/femcel this is obviously not true lol
>i feel like i am protected by an angel when i hug him
roasties only feel like that when they hug chad
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What are you disgusted by?
I would qualify for most, but disgust is a big red flag for me.
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I know a guy like this but hes 5 feet tall and sri lankan if you dont mind
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>>83236211
would you do that to a moid
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>>83236150
I'm not sure even Jesus Christ could meet those requirements
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>>83236238
Hell no, that'd be gross
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>>83236185
are you single?
>>83236198
lucky...
>>83236222
>how are you supposed to jerk off then?
just use your imagination
>since youre a fembot/femcel this is obviously not true lol
regardless of looks and autism, if i am his girlfriend, i should be the most special and important woman to him.
>roasties only feel like that when they hug chad
i never had sex. weird projection
>>83236223
i hate degeneracy with a burning passion
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>>83236254
Yes, single. Never been on a date either.
Mostly because i have always just been around men and much older people (except for my mother and sisters).
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>>83236254
I'll teach you to like degeneracy babe~
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>>83236254
>lucky...
we are :) she is the same way
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>>83236273
that is perfect, i wish i could have a boyfriend like that so bad
>>83236274
anything degenerate is a big red flag for me.
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>>83236150
would u date an east coast moid
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>>83236150
yeah I was like that until I was 25, actually turned down sex twice because I wanted a gf. I was super lonely most of the time. I never met a girl I truly vibed with (that lasted) and I'm probably going to die alone. Shit happens
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>>83236162
Its so over 4 us israeli bro woman here are massive sluts...
>>83236150
I fit this mostly but lot of things there are like very weird cause why would i think of you as the best woman if i dont know you or want to be with you if i have zero sex drive (no porn) most of us stumble to it as kids by curiousity but in my case girls in my class showed me. But id still get hard as fuck from kissing and cuddling since i never was with a real woman so yuh.
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>>83236150
I'm true for almost all of those, but I'm too old for anything now. Got left on the shelf by women for so long that I spoiled
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>>83236289
if you fit my criteria sure
>>83236299
what changed?
>>83236314
he thinks i'm the best because we have a special connection he doesn't have with anyone else. he wouldn't be watching porn while in a relationship because he thinks about me and has sex with me instead.
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>>83236150
Yeah I fit all of that, but women find my archetype revolting
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>>83236150
>>never had sex
check
>>saves himself for marriage
check
>>disgusted by degeneracy
depends on where you draw the line but a lot of stuff here is too degen for me.
>>so pure he gets hard from kissing and cuddling with me
Dunno, never tried
>>doesn't watch porn
I do sometimes
>>only expects normal baby making sex, no gross fetish shit
Only vanilla stuff but I would want have sex outside of just for having kids
>>thinks i am the best woman in the world
maybe
>>will never even think about another girl ever when we start a relationship
no idea. never been in a relationship before but I hope not
>>happy to be mine only
If she's nice
>>doesn't have locker room talk
checked. not interested in that
>>doesn't have sleazy moid friends
checked. I have no friends
>>doesn't follow thots on social media
checked
>>doesn't have a secret stash of hoes pics
I have lewd pics saved on my puter but not of ones I know
>>not obsessed with some woman he knew in the past
checked
>>not a closeted faggot
checked
>>i feel like i am protected by an angel when i hug him
no idea

Sorry to disappoint
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>>83236150
my ex was everything other than no fetish shit and doesnt watch porn
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>>83236254
>just use your imagination
I would have no idea what to expect from sex if I had never seen porn.
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Yes, most men have masturbated and consume porn
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the first two are very rare even among my christian friends and others that I have met which blows my mind. I remember both my sisters having a hard time dealing with that when it came to the people that they chose. But a person that has all of these traits is exceptionally rare but I think you knew that. either settle or give up. for what its worth I hope you find what your looking for anon. also pic related looks like a closeted fag
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>>83236355
This is even truer for men with zero irl experience. they still get horny after all. Regardless way better than having a guy with exes.
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>>83236285
Youll find plenty actually.
Theres a lot of people in that situation
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>already 5 anons lying through their teeth to fit criteria
Threads like those kinda make me understand why femoids hate men
Generally i think you'll have to drop down one or two requirements else it's simply not a real person
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>>83236333
>>83236335
are you single?
>>83236349
what was your relationship like?
>>83236353
>>83236355
i know everyone has seen porn but he should at least stop for real when we are in a relationship
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I fit all of those, but what are you like? What is in store for me?
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>>83236367
i know i am looking for a unicorn, i wish humans were as pure as they are in my imagination
>>83236385
a moid lying to get through my purity test is absolute nightmare fuel but i would 100% sniff them out
>>83236407
i do everything i expect from a partner myself
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>>83236400
>are you single?
Of course. I have never been in a relationship before.
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>>83236385
well most of ther stuff is something your can just lie about
>ofc i never watched porn sweety, its a tool of the jews!
>*lets hope she wont find my 1tb porn folder*
lying to your femcel gf is basically mandatory because they get their ideas from pol, romance novels and radfem forums
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>>83236400
>i know everyone has seen porn but he should at least stop for real when we are in a relationship
this is reasonable i wouldnt want my gf to watch porn either
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>>83236424
>but i would 100% sniff them out
Yeah being this sure about it means that you definitely won't
Good luck with your quest tho
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>>83236431
this shit would literally make me commit an honor killing don't you fucking dare lie to me
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>>83236448
I find it weird to watch porn when i could just go over 2 gf and bend her over 4 sex if i had one, if she refused id assume she fucking other guys already so id break up lole.
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>>83236150
>never had sex
yes
>saves himself for marriage
yes
>disgusted by degeneracy
i feel sympathy for them, they are in pain
>so pure he gets hard from kissing and cuddling with me
i wouldn't know
>doesn't watch porn
nope
>only expects normal baby making sex, no gross fetish shit
yep
>thinks i am the best woman in the world
How would I know that about you? Seems like i'd be making a promise i have no way to keep.
>will never even think about another girl ever when we start a relationship
I won't think sexually about other girls if that's what you mean, but I still have a female friend or two I look out for platonically, and female family.
>happy to be mine only
That depends on the kind of person you are. There's no way for me to know that i'll be happy in a relationship before I've met you.
>doesn't have locker room talk
yes
>doesn't have sleazy moid friends
yes
>doesn't follow thots on social media
yes
>doesn't have a secret stash of hoes pics
yes
>not obsessed with some woman he knew in the past
yes
>not a closeted faggot
yes
>i feel like i am protected by an angel when i hug him
I wouldn't know.
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>>83236150
>do moids who are actually like this just not exist outside of my imagination?
No one will ever live up to the imagination
>never had sex
1 woman
>saves himself for marriage
It's too late for that
>disgusted by degeneracy
Of course
>so pure he gets hard from kissing and cuddling with me
Probably
>doesn't watch porn
It's not something I need, It's something I use
>only expects normal baby making sex, no gross fetish shit
Reasonable
>thinks i am the best woman in the world
I would hope so
>will never even think about another girl ever when we start a relationship
Reasonable
>happy to be mine only
I would hope you would make me feel that way
>doesn't have locker room talk
No man is perfect
>doesn't have sleazy moid friends
No man is perfect
>doesn't follow thots on social media
I need reference photos for art
>doesn't have a secret stash of hoes pics
Nothing pornographic I assure you
>not obsessed with some woman he knew in the past
Your job is to cure that, isn't it?
>not a closeted faggot
Not interested in dudes
>i feel like i am protected by an angel when i hug him
I could probably provide that. Of course it's highly likely that I will post this for nothing
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>>83236454
no i know what to look for, they couldn't fool me. two can play that game you know? i can just shit test him by pretending to be okay with degeneracy to see his reaction. it's that easy.
>>83236466
tsmt
>>83236482
there is nothing feminist about porn, that is also a jewish psyop so they can make more women join the industry
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>>83236400
>are you single
Yeah I'm KHHV lmao
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add me 9274398
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>>83236536
>feminists talking about jewish psyops
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>>83236554
hating women is jewish and it's gay
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>>83236571
That has nothing to do with what i said. What you said doesnt really make sense either. Nearly every single civilization ever has thought lowly of women. Aside from the jews.
I know you probably started using 4chan post 2019 but youre not supposed to call everything you disagree with jewish for no reason.
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>>83236601
you calling porn feminist made no sense and claiming every civilization hated women besides jews is crazy. they are misogynistic as fuck
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>>83236693
you are retarded. Jews are by far the most matriarchal of the abrahamic religions and maybe just in general. I understand you arent a real human and hate jews simply because instagram told you to but you should know not everyone here is a tourist.
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is it true that fembots get violent if their bf cheats on them?
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>>83236150
>has no faults
>conforms absolutely to your saintly expectations
>demands nothing
and who are you? /r9k/ scum. of course "pure" moids exist, i was one. but they don't exist for you. this is the neckbeard asking for nympho madonna.
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>>83236726
jews? matriarchal? LMAOOOOOOO get a load of this schizo. i understand you aren't a real human because you are a kike and think porn is empowering to women
>>83236736
no man would dare to do that to me but if it happened, yes i would kill him
>>83236761
i am pure and deserve someone equally as pure as me. stop projecting
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>>83236536
>they couldn't fool me
Hah
>i can just shit test him by pretending to be okay with degeneracy to see his reaction
Oh you've got it, whole board of psychopathic manipulators but you'll surely outsmart them
Just think twice about your adventure is all i am saying
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>>83236975
you watched porn today, just from glancing at the catalog. your replies are full of confused and pointless bitterness. you may be unfuckable, but you aren't pure. but even if you were, that's not all the list in the OP amounts to.
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>>83236985
well degenerates aren't known for their intellect
>>83236996
no i didn't watch porn today. no i am not bitter. no i am not unfuckable. yes i am pure by every sense of the word. cope
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>>83236150
Literally me, but you don't deserve perfection.
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>>83237021
the fact that it doesn't exist doesn't meab i don't deserve it
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>>83236150
>only expects normal baby making sex, no gross fetish shit
would you let your innocent pure bf sniff and lick your butthole and maybe finger it a bit? thats normal stuff by today's standards
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>>83237016
>degenerates aren't known for their intellect
Purely your headcanon
Meanwhile world is ruled by a plethora of degenerates
Not saying that you can't be retarded degenerate but it's definitely not a constant
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>>83237041
It does exist, but do you meet your own standards? I think most people just want a carbon copy of themselves, i bet you do not meet your own standards
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>>83236150
>never had sex
Yes.
>saves himself for marriage
Yes.
>disgusted by degeneracy
Coomers should be shot on sight (moids+foids).
>so pure he gets hard from kissing and cuddling with me
I'd prob get hard from handholding tbdesu.
>doesn't watch porn
First looked at it in my 20s, felt repulsed by it. I have some theories on why it is shilled so much.
>only expects normal baby making sex, no gross fetish shit
Yes.
>thinks i am the best woman in the world
I don't know you, and you could be a man for all I know, but I would treat my wife like the most amazing woman in the world.
>will never even think about another girl ever when we start a relationship
The entire world becomes background noise when I'm with the person I love.
>happy to be mine only
Yes ^^
>doesn't have locker room talk
Cringe to do it.
>doesn't have sleazy moid friends
Both male and female whores make me sick.
>doesn't follow thots on social media
I don't have socials.
>doesn't have a secret stash of hoes pics
Hoes are disgusting.
>not obsessed with some woman he knew in the past
No. Never been in a relationship.
>not a closeted faggot
100% straight.
>i feel like i am protected by an angel when i hug him
I haven't hugged anyone outside of my family, so I'd make sure it's special.
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>>83236193
>as if kikes would ever spread an anti-degeneracy message
I am what you asked for. But I am ethnically jewish.
This happened already once before. Why do you have to hate me?
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>>83237093
>First looked at it in my 20s
no one is going to believe this
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>>83237053
eww no, that is not normal. if a moid asked me that, i would say "are you gay?"
>>83237068
their sexuality overrides their brains
>>83237077
i do literally everything i ask for
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>itt moids lying
you are all porn addicted gropers you are satanic demons not pure angels
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>>83236222
>how are you supposed to jerk off then?
you aren't supposed to jerk off at all
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>>83237114
Then if you meet your own standards that means it does exist, cope and cringe.
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>>83237093
are you single?
>>83237099
absolutely not. i am antisemitic. i don't hate you personally but jews are behind everything wrong with the world
>>83237115
i wish my dream bf existed outside of my dreams
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>>83237146
>absolutely not
I wasn't proposing you. But your hatred is irrational and I hope that you stop it one day. And see people as the individuals they are.
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>>83237115
stfu femoid, you couldnt tell the difference between a porn addicted gooner and a pure bf. just accept the lie as reality and you'll be happy
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>>83237111
I'm a bit older than most here and my parents were old fashioned leading to me never having unrestricted internet access. I had a wholesome childhood. I'm sorry yours wasn't.
>>83237146
>are you single?
Yes.
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>>83237114
>sexuality overrides their brains
When they know they need to be careful? No
You're treating this like it's a first ride for them, but it's an old trade by the time they get to you
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>>83237166
nta but jews want goys (especially white ones) to see themselves as rootless individual units disconnected from any ingroup while at the same time they consider themselves and other jews as a tribe and work for their own group interests, im not even a jqer but this is jewish tactics 101.
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>>83237166
well i said i don't hate you but your people are satan incarnate so tell them to stop that if they don't want to be hated
>>83237204
we can easily tell
>>83237237
i want nothing to do with sex havers, i need a pure man who is capable of love
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>>83237292
>capable of love
You aren't capable of love though
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>>83237267
Idk if you are accusing me of something or not.
But that's not true. Woke jews suck, but all woke people do.
The tribe thing only happens in certain places and isn't as strict as you think. I don't believe anything I say here can change your mind, but my life, and that of those close to me does not resemble what you say in the slightest.
Again, I believe in individuals.
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>>83237292
>I need a pure man who is capable of love
You won't find him here that's for sure
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>>83237204
>porn addicted gooner
every male over 7yo
>pure bf
not real
>tfw forever alone
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>>83237292
>but your people are satan incarnate so tell them to stop that if they don't want to be hated
That is not true.
Anyway, I don't want to overrun the thread with this topic, so this will be my last comment on it.
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>>83237115
You only say this because you have only dated degenerates and only chosen them over pure guys because the degen was 6'5 and the pure guy was 5'11.
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>>83237320
what makes you say that
>>83237333
idk a bunch of guys itt claim otherwise but they could be lying
>>83237341
where the fuck is my pure 5'11 bf
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okay i'll be your pure bf but only if we can have sex like 5 times a day and I get to cum a lot and you're not gonna complain or nag.
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>>83237361
>what makes you say that
You aren't actually capable of loving a man like that, you are just searching for someone like that to masturbate your fragile ego
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>>83237341
i'm an asocial khhv and never dated, u are a demonic degen
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>>83237367
yes i want to have sex frequently but not for one day, that's fucking degenerate
>>83237368
>wanting real, pure love is "masturbating your fragile ego"
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>>83237397
>yes i want to have sex frequently but not for one day, that's fucking degenerate
yes of course. are you from europe? can we get married and be together quick so we can play videogames and cuddle and have sex all day every day
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>>83237389
Why do you think so?
Most of my degeneracy is purely for comedic or bait sake. I don't actually find anything beyond vanilla stuff appealing.
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i want to corrupt a pure femcel gf. slowly turn her into one of the most depraved sluts out there. it would be like a real life slut trainer game. if only i was chad enough to get one in the first place...
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I want to protect a pure femcel gf. slowly turn her into one of the most revered maidens out there. it would be like a real life slut trainer game pure route. if only i was chad enough to get one in the first place..
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>>83237441
even vanilla porn is degen
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>>83237546
I bet you watch vanilla porn or masturbate to yaoi or degen fantasy romance novels.
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>>83237557
Probably rape fantasies.
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>>83237404
no...
>>83237441
yeah yeah that's what they always say
>>83237464
disgusting. fucking kill yourself. i will live and die pure.
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>>83237557
i'm celibate, something you, a degen, could never be
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>>83237557
>>83237567
do moids have a mental disability that makes them unable to understand not everyone is degenerate like they are
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>>83237570
>i will live and die pure.
theres 0 chance that you'll find the pure bf that you're looking for and also 0 chance you can resist chad until your grow old. just make sure to post a thread after your downfall
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>>83237601
>>83237621
You never denied it. So which one is it hug?
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>>83237621
moid will see an eldery nun and think "lol she is probably a kinky gooner frfr no cap"
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>>83237570
why no? you don't want an actual pure bf but just wanna complain? I don't get it.
Any girl here want an actual loving loyal bf to game with in europe?
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>>83237633
never happening. do degenerates really?
>>83237648
none.
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>>83236150
Lemme score myself lol
>>never had sex
Yup
>>saves himself for marriage
Yup
>>disgusted by degeneracy
Yup
>>so pure he gets hard from kissing and cuddling with me
Yup
>>doesn't watch porn
I do but I'm trying to quit, it's hard tho
>>only expects normal baby making sex, no gross fetish shit
Yup
>>thinks i am the best woman in the world
I mean I don't know you, but if I did get to know you and still wanted to marry you then yes this would have to be true
>>will never even think about another girl ever when we start a relationship
See above.
>>happy to be mine only
Yup
>>doesn't have locker room talk
Yup
>>doesn't have sleazy moid friends
Yup
>>doesn't follow thots on social media
Yup
>>doesn't have a secret stash of hoes pics
Yup
>>not obsessed with some woman he knew in the past
I'm getting over it
>>not a closeted faggot
Ofc I'm not
>>i feel like i am protected by an angel when i hug him
Depends on you ig
>>83236193
>pure enough
That's not suspicious at all
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>>83236150
This is a prison planet, all the people who were too degenerate in their past life get sent to this shithole as punishment.
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>>83237687
You are not nuns or as pure if you come here
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>>83236150
the me of 4 years ago was check on all of these things. Wanna know what else I was check on? Never had interest expressed in me by a woman, ever. If you ever met a guy who actually fit all these criteria, he would be either invisible to you or give you the ick.
Do a flip.
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>>83237706
how is it suspicious?
>>83237752
we are
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>>83237769
>we are
Cope
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>>83237757
>me of 4 years ago
What happened after?
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>>83237769
who is "we"? wtf?
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>goes on 4chan to tell people to kill themselves, call them degenerates and accuse jews of being satan
>pure
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>>83237800
i clearly meant myself and other women who post here, are you contextually disabled or?
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>>83237800
All her 57 personalities
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>>83237801
yeah she would be perfect if she was european
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>>83237806
why would other women who post on r9k be included in the context? if anything, most of them are e-whores. this is the first mention of other women itt.
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>>83237752
we are
seethe more over my pure soul and heart degen
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>>83236150
That's every mormon that I know. I advise you to convert to mormonism.
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>>83237829
>my pure soul and heart
Definitely not
Maybe pure body if you're not lying about that
But to be pure you have to be kind and youre vile instead
Sorry
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>>83236150
You sound boring asf. I'll take a man over you :3
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>>83236150
Majority of what you listed is either what's left of r9k that hasn't trooned out or became gay.
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>>83237829
>we are
Nah sry. I think you shouldn't throw rocks when you live in a glass house.
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>>83236150
you want all that and you arent even 1 3rd of that list yourself
the problem is you can always find a dream guy if you are a dream girl
the problem is you are the bottom of the barrel, thus your options are bottom of the barrel

OK I WOULD JUST RATHER DIE ALONE
yes, that is ok, there are far more women out there for guys than there are guys for women. nobody is going to miss you or even notice your absence.
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>>83236150
This dumb retard had been posting this same retarded shit for like 2 years now, why do you people still respond?
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>>83237859
i'm kind to everyone
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>>83237936
>kill yourself
>are you disabled?
>they are satan and everything wrong with the world
>I'm kind teehee
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>>83237936
yet you refuse to date any of the desperate lonely robots on this board becaue "they are all degenerates". its cruel
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>>83236150
i was insanely naive like this until i was 20
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>>83237934
I just love op kiss kiss
I'll continue replying while pretending to be 4 different people in all those threads that i see
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>>83237968
>they are satan
only thing I said and it's trvke
>>83237977
>just get raped if you are so nice
lol
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>>83236150
>I can't find
Do you really search tho? Where?
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>>83237769
>how is it suspicious?
Well are you pure or not? What makes you "pure enough"?
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>>83236150
>>never had sex
check
>>saves himself for marriage
how about until love
>>disgusted by degeneracy
if fags and casual sex count then yes
>>so pure he gets hard from kissing and cuddling with me
almost certainly
>>doesn't watch porn
does cartoons count?
>>only expects normal baby making sex, no gross fetish shit
I like cat ears, you must wear them
>>thinks i am the best woman in the world
maybe
>>will never even think about another girl ever when we start a relationship
maybe
>>happy to be mine only
maybe, these all depend on you. I won't ever cheat but if you are insane I'll leave you
>>doesn't have locker room talk
sorry I got this one, but it's playfully innocent
>>doesn't have sleazy moid friends
don't know, only have a few friends, not sure if they're considered sleazy
>>doesn't follow thots on social media
I don't have social media
>>doesn't have a secret stash of hoes pics
only 2d ones
>>not obsessed with some woman he knew in the past
I don't talk to women at all
>>not a closeted faggot
>>i feel like i am protected by an angel when i hug him
tbd I guess
how did I do?
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>>83238007
>it's trvke
It's not. It's a projection of your own hatred.
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>>83236150
that pretty accurately describes me, but i'd never date a creature from this board
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>>83237801
yes i said all that. what does any of it have to do with being pure?
>>83237825
if you follow the conversation you will see some guy did. literacy please
>>83237934
no i haven't but shoutout to women who have the same taste as me. based.
>>83238062
i am, by every definition
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>>83236150
>never had sex
Ye
>saves himself for marriage
Kek
>disgusted by degeneracy
Aroused darling
>so pure he gets hard from kissing and cuddling with me
I got hard reading that
>doesn't watch porn
I read it
>only expects normal baby making sex, no gross fetish shit
Haha
>thinks i am the best woman in the world
I don't even know you
>will never even think about another girl ever when we start a relationship
If we're not doing my weird freaky shit I'm going to imagine doing it to other women
>happy to be mine only
Happy?
>doesn't have locker room talk
What?
>doesn't have sleazy moid friends
Friends?
>doesn't follow thots on social media
I follow numerous vthots
>doesn't have a secret stash of hoes pics
It won't be a secret
>not obsessed with some woman he knew in the past
Ye
>not a closeted faggot
Hehe
>i feel like i am protected by an angel when i hug him
Everyone does indeed love my hugs
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>>83239643
>i am, by every definition
Okay, if you say so. We should date then
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>>83239666
bruh do you have aids
>>83239692
are you single
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this is a jeet bait thread however
>never had sex
never been on a date
>saves himself for marriage
see above
>disgusted by degeneracy
see above
>so pure he gets hard from kissing and cuddling with me
probably but I think this is conflating "pure" with touch starved; neither of those things are inherently sexual
>doesn't watch porn
see degeneracy.
>only expects normal baby making sex, no gross fetish shit
see degeneracy.
>thinks i am the best woman in the world
I dont even know you
>will never even think about another girl ever when we start a relationship
yeah
>happy to be mine only
yeah
>doesn't have locker room talk
I don't know exactly what you mean but I wrestled so probably not.
>doesn't have sleazy moid friends
Define sleazy; I probably don't though.
>doesn't follow thots on social media
see degeneracy
>doesn't have a secret stash of hoes pics
see degeneracy
>not obsessed with some woman he knew in the past
there are no such women
>not a closeted faggot
yeah
>i feel like i am protected by an angel when i hug him
I'd hope so
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>>83236150
Sounds like me but i think you live far away from me and i am a loser and there is a girl i already like but i dont think she likes me
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>>83236150
I have all of these traits and I'm a 6/10 with abs but I'm only attracted to women that are 30 or older
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>>83239717
>are you single
Would I be browsing to r9k talking to a woman about how there aren't enough pure men around if I wasn't single
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>>83236150
This is actually the exact psychology behind cuckqueaning. Eventually you will find a boyfriend. You'll discover he watches porn and looks at fitness influencers that are much more attractive than you. Suddenly you realize how ugly you are, and that your boyfriend is attracted to lots of women he sees that are better looking than him. You become obsessed with the pornstars he watches and influencers he looks at. You start having crashouts when Stacy walks by. And finally you can't get the intrusive thoughts about him fucking sexier women out of your head, and it's making you wet.
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>>83236150
man get this shit off my face you arent into any of that shit, you're just virtue signalling

you are a biological robot with PREDETEMINED parameters for what you find attractive. thats right; your biological dna programming FORCES you to find certain things attractive

all of those things you mentioned? its just virtue signalling. if a high smv chad was available to you, you'd pick him. i dont believe roasties like you for one second. there are tons of virgin guys, honest guys, etc etc, and they get no play, and ick out all the girls

girls like previously sexually successful men. not losers who are "pure" (whatever the fuck that even means)

get this shit out of my face
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>>83239787
Even taking your assumptions as true
>individuals are incapable of defying their biological urges in pursuit of some higher ideal
bleak
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>>83239800
>individuals are incapable of defying their biological urges in pursuit of some higher ideal
yes, you are incapable of defying your biological urges by will or whatever other means currently available to you, like it or not

you cannot will yourself out of being forced to obey what your biological programmings forces you to find attractive

in the same way you cant find rocks appetizing as food, or feel comfortable bathing in the slow with a bikini, or enjoy the sensation of being electrocuted

your biology forces you to have preferences, and this also entails preferences in regards to sex and dating partners. you cannot change this with your will, and op is nothing but virtue signalling to appease nice guy cuckolds simps for attention
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>>83236150
>>thinks i am the best woman in the world
Are you actually the best woman in the world tho?
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>>83236150
why are foids so obsessed with mens' porn watching habits?
i'm a khhv that is saving himself for marriage but porn is just porn lol.
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>>83239843
Your biology enforces base preferences and you can choose to act against them. In literally all of your examples: you can freely choose to eat rocks, or to bathe in the snow, or to electrocute yourself, and people do enjoy those things by some combination of conditioning and mental disorder.
When you talk about "your biology" as a population you are making a statistical claim, which does not imply anything about a particular individual. As a population people do not enjoy eating rocks, but that fact does not preclude the existence of people who like eating rocks, nor does their existence disprove the statistic.
Essentially you're retarded, stop using something you don't understand and have only vaguely heard about from other retards on r9k to justify your presuppositions.

The really funny part is that either way she probably is just a virtue signaling foid looking for attention.
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im too tired to read through the whole thread atm and i almost asked something, but then i thought about the fact someone could have asked it already
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>>83236150
if they did exist why on gods green earth would they choose a girl who fucking rots on /r9k/ you dumb bitch you get exactly what you deserve.
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>>83236150
I'll score myself.
>never had sex
I was raped.
>saves himself for marriage
Are you a Christian? I don't see marriage as a benefit.
>disgusted by degeneracy
Define?
>so pure he gets hard from kissing and cuddling with me
This is pure?
>doesn't watch porn
Working on it.
>only expects normal baby making sex, no gross fetish shit
I'm Asexual, but if I want to procreate with you, that's when I will have sex.
>thinks i am the best woman in the world
Hope this is mutual.
>will never even think about another girl ever when we start a relationship
I can do that.
>happy to be mine only
I can do this.
>doesn't have locker room talk
I don't do this.
>doesn't have sleazy moid friends
I do.
>doesn't follow thots on social media
I do.
>doesn't have a secret stash of hoes pics
I saved some girls on my HDD.
>not obsessed with some woman he knew in the past
Not me.
>not a closeted faggot
I'm straight because I'm not Aro.
>i feel like i am protected by an angel when i hug him
I don't have the aura of an angel.
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>>83236150
>never had sex
Lost it in an abusive relationship that shut me down from any relationship for many years. I wish I met the one instead. If I could change it I would.

>saves himself for marriage
I would like to but it takes a level of trust and intimacy that I have not found with another girl besides one.

>disgusted by degeneracy
Define degeneracy?

>so pure he gets hard from kissing and cuddling with me
Yep, I think it's more than im just really into who she is and how I feel when I'm with her that causes this.

>doesn't watch porn
I would 100% love to not watch porn. I do instead of going out and hooking up with other people physically. Once I'm with my person then I cut it out completely immediately. No reason for it.


>only expects normal baby making sex, no gross fetish shit
I am not perfect. There is a balance I would like to learn with her.

>thinks i am the best woman in the world
Of course I would

>will never even think about another girl ever
I am committed, I require the same from her. I have the same needs to share time together.

when we start a relationship
>happy to be mine only
All I ever wanted

>doesn't have locker room talk
I like to tease and banter. Comes down to communication and working things out if things you like too much or whatever let me know and then I can learn and grow with you.

>doesn't have sleazy moid friends
I don't have any sleazy friends

>doesn't follow thots on social media
I don't follow any stuff like that on social

>doesn't have a secret stash of hoes pics
I deleted all my porn 5 years ago and whenever I fall to temptation I delete things immediately. I made a promise and I push myself to keep it because if I don't I start to feel really sick. .

>not obsessed with some woman he knew in the past
I don't know what to do , sorry

>not a closeted faggot
I'm straight. I've only ever liked girls and wanted to be with a girl.
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>>83239986
>i feel like i am protected by an angel when i hug
If I am with you and have that connection that is real then I will do everything I can to be there for you in every way. Caring for and being cared for it means everything to me
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>>83236150
Some of these are easy (like "never had sex"), but whole package is unrealistc.
You want either very low test low libido almost asexual guy (but he wouldn't be into sex with you either) or some liar, very likely religious closet gay or closet cuckold (same problem).
> he gets hard from kissing and cuddling with me
Easy for horny virgins, doesn't even need to be pure. Many virgin teen boys with fetishes would get hard from contact with girl in real life. But low test / closet gay you want wouldn't.
>doesn't watch porn
Men are horny and visual. Most men watch porn, if he doesn't he faps to pics of anime girls or photos of solo sexy women etc, these still upset you.
When I was very young and started fapping, I used my imagination, but I didn't have Internet then. Oh, and I still had fetishes and weird fantasies even without access to porn.
>will never even think about another girl ever when we start a relationship
Male with healthy libido and normal male sexuality regularly thinks about attractive women he sees and sex with them, even if he never acts on it. Again, you're selecting for liars, very low libido men, liars, closet homos etc.
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>>83240021
Why do I feel like this is a shot at me?
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>>83240021
>Oh, and I still had fetishes and weird fantasies even without access to porn.
What fantasies did you had?
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>>83236327
>what changed?
I found a gf at 25 but she had trust issues, she would get out of control BPDemon style, it didn't work out.
>>83240021
>but whole package is unrealistc.
I was very romantic, but is not wanting a drunken hookup with a borderline stranger really so strange? I got an eyeful of hookup culture at uni and I really didn't like it. I wanted emotional attachment, not to run through drunk randos. Obviously this was all a long time ago.
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>>83236150
This is a lot of teenage boys. So yeah, they exist.
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>>83236150
>never had sex
this is too binary. everything else in your list is about present choices and you are rejecting a guy who slept with a classmate in 10th grade but reformed.
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>>83240021
You projected so much shit and gas light OP. From my understanding (op chime in If I am wrong) is that she wants consistent committed caring love that is reliable and trustworthy. To experience first things together.

That is All I've ever wanted.
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>>83240129
I can understand if you were with someone and then they chose someone else over you why you would be upset at that betrayal. I have a completely different reaction to someone who does this than to someone who lost a virginity who had not met before and then met them at some point. Because our relationship together, trust, commitment, choosing each other starts exactly at that point forward. The other person had that with me as well and then fucked up, betrayed me (If that's the case) it's 100% okay to be upset with that person.
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>>83239723
who do you think i am baiting? degenerate retards? no, this is just about my type
>>83239762
this is cringe and disgusting. cucking is an entirely male fetish. stop projecting. if my bf was thinking about other women, i would just kill him
>>83239787
"sexually successful" men make me want to puke
>>83239863
of course i am
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>>83236150
Good luck finding one
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>>83239877
because he should only think about me and no other woman. if he is horny, he should be having sex with me and not jacking off to pixels. not to mention porn is gross
>>83239981
>>83239986
if you don't know what degeneracy means it's already over
>>83240021
i choose to believe not all men are like this but i might be coping because i have not found one yet
>>83240129
no. i have never had sex despite being propositioned by dozens of men in my life because i was saving myself for my husband so why couldn't he control himself?
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>>83239752
>no response

I mean you could at least call out the fact that the idea is absurd in writinf
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>>83240206
>if you don't know what degeneracy means it's already over
I was just scoring, I never thought I had a chance, so no worries.
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>>83240043
NTA but I've literally had an omorashi kink since before I could get boners. Don't ask me how, I don't know. But my very first orgasm was to omorashi content online
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>>83236150
>>not obsessed with some woman he knew in the past
Nope
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>>83240043
Mostly femdom. Many my femdom fantasies were about shy nerdy girls in glasses I knew, I imagined how they are secretly sadists, invite me home and turn me into their slave, whip me, force me to serve then orally without reciprocity etc. Had fantasies about girls having dicks and fucking me or forcing me to suck them. Forced feminization fantasies, being a boy forced to crossdress (by imaginary sisters, for example). Femdom fantasies about very strict parenting (by women), spanking for any disobedience etc.
Also liked stockings, pantyhose.
You know, OP didn't want to read perverted fantasies in her thread.
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>>83240138
> she wants consistent committed caring love that is reliable and trustworthy. To experience first things together.
This doesn't require most of her demands.
Many men want romance and commited reliable love too, and yet they watch porn, have sexual thoughts about other women, want sex before marriage etc. This is normal.
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>>83240222
>>83240225
i strictly don't believe anyone who claims they had fetishes before porn that makes no fucking sense there is nothing in your brain that gives you a piss kink you are bullshitting this is just cope imo
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>>83240206
we are on the same page that being virgin is ideal. but repentance is also real and there are orders of magnitude more people who repented than people who never needed repentance.
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>>83240248
no it's not fucking normal. this is nothing but modern degeneracy but just because it's common doesn't make it normal when you are in a relationship you are supposed to be committed to them fully and not a dirty, disloyal, degenerate piece of shit
>>83240268
i don't believe in repentance i think we should judge people based on their past actions because it is the real display of their character not their words
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>>83240252
nta but I had a fetish that my beach house was a dump and the floor was all lamen and I had to walk barefoot on lamen
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ain't no way this faggot has been here for 10 hours larping
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>>83240289
>i don't believe in repentance
well, good luck then because all the men who are actually waiting for marriage *do*. they are religious and they want to marry someone who is as well.
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>>83240335
For catholics anyway repenting doesn't change physical reality, it means that you're in a fleeting state of grace. You can't get your virginity back and it's not immoral to care about these choices.
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>>83240252
Yes anon you caught me I made up this entirely fake story because getting you to accept my fetishes is just so important to me and I thought that making this up would change your mind

(In case you are too fucking dense to comprehend sarcasm too, I'm mocking you)
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>>83240354
>repenting doesn't change physical reality, it means that you're in a fleeting state of grace
confession fully restores you to state of grace. no "fleeting."
>it's not immoral to care about these choices.
sure. but it is illogical to say that body counts of 1 and 100 would be even remotely the same.
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>>83240308
you have a thing for lamen?
>>83240325
hmm idk could it be because i'm dead serious? you're the faggot
>>83240335
good luck to them with their born again virgin wives then i want no part in it
>>83240365
go spread aids somewhere else then
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until you fuck it up again, hence fleeting. But yeah prolly not the best phrasing.
>1vs100
No one claims that these are the same, but the relevant distinction is zero vs nonzero.
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>>83240389
>>83240374
forgot reply
>>83240382
what do you hope to accomplish with this thread btw
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>>83240382
>go spread aids somewhere else then
>everyone I don't like with gay
No matter how mad at me you get, reality won't change
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>>83240389
>the relevant distinction is zero vs nonzero.
for practical purposes it is not. there are few people who are BOTH zero AND are fine with someone who rejects repentance as a category.
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>>83240429
>rejects repentance as a category
I dont know the chick so I cant speak about her, but this reaction is usually to the default "repentance is a thing so there are no consequences and my past actions can have no bearing on today if I just say Im sorry" strawman people like to throw up when they want to hide from accountability. Which is a different thing from what I (and presumably you) mean when we say "repentance."
w.r.t. the other point does that even matter? If you're looking for a life partner and you're okay with playing the odds "very few" is plenty, there only needs to be one.
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>>83237757

Into a bin of used syringes and used diapers, may I add. Do a flip into that, OP.
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>>83236150
OP, are you seriously looking for a bf? Or are you just venting

>never had sex
never. I haven't even held a girl's hand
>saves himself for marriage
yeah
>disgusted by degeneracy
depends on your definition of degeneracy. I hate bdsm but I like the idea of oral (some people consider oral degen)
>so pure he gets hard from kissing and cuddling with me
never cuddled before but I 100% would
>doesn't watch porn
I don't and haven't watched in over 6 years
>only expects normal baby making sex, no gross fetish shit
yeah, but I don't want kids
>thinks i am the best woman in the world
I don't know you, but I wouldn't be with you if I didn't think this
>will never even think about another girl ever when we start a relationship
I'm not attracted to people that I'm not emotionally intimate with
>happy to be mine only
of course. I'm highly monogamous
>doesn't have locker room talk
no
>doesn't have sleazy moid friends
I have 2 real friends and neither of them are sleazy
>doesn't follow thots on social media
I don't have social media, and even if I did I wouldn't follow ewhores
>doesn't have a secret stash of hoes pics
my downloads folder is just pictures of radio telescopes
>not obsessed with some woman he knew in the past
there are no women I knew in the past
>not a closeted faggot
I'm the straightest man alive
>i feel like i am protected by an angel when i hug him
I have big arm muscles so I'm sure you would

also I'm white, fit, and not ugly, bald, short, or a dicklet
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>>83240206
I disagree. The fact that I am communicating with you and genuinely asking you means I am actively seeking to grow and learn, become a better person. I have difficulty with text interpretation and communication (a form of dyslexia). If Are stonewalling and this leads nowhere and only negatively impacts you. I don't mean to come across accusatory but from this interaction you are unable to be patient and caring with someone who is willing and actively genuinely talking to you to learn more about your perspective and do better on my side.
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>>83240248
I'm not responsible for other men and their mistakes.

I'm responsible and take accountability for myself.
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op right now:
"yess...
YEESSS....
YEESSSS!!!
SO MUCH ATTENTION! SO MUCH (you)'s!!!!
UUGHHH I LOVE IT SO MUCH
I NEED MORE MORE MORE AND MORE
I NEED TO BAIT THESE DESPERATE SIMPS
MORE ATTENTION FOR THE ATTENTION WHORE"
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>>83240531
https://voca.ro/116fC6mlLQHd
vocaroo of op's inner thoughts
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>>83240544
I need an ai gf so bad



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