>cousin comes in my room and is sitting on my bed watching me play Fallout New Vegas>momberg walks by unprompted and says "keep this door open"
>>83237098she knows your fruity ass will try some incestuous shit, based momberg preventing godless cousin fagsex
>>83237098just close the door anon XD
>>83237098smart mom I wouldn't trust you not to molest your little cousin either and then that poor boy would be scarred for life and end up like his uncle gayson
Oh no OP are you THAT cousin?yikes
>>83237098its not her fault you give off gay rapist incel vibes lol
>>83237098She probably thinks you might show them porn or something
>>83237098prank your mom by making thumping noises and groaning repeatedly until she ignores it, then rape your sister. Hope this helps.
>>83237098My mom always did this with me when kids came over
>>83237098Your mom is gatekeeping your boypussy for herself
Let me guess you play a girl character ?
>>83237479Yeah, so what if I am? Girls are cuter
>>83237098Holy fuck that got a chunkle out of me. Is your cousin a younger girl cousin or something? I miss my cool spergy goth cousin, she never comes around anymore.
>>83237615wish i had that game installed damn
>>83237098>>83237262that's really fucked up, were your moms molested or something? I can't imagine going through life believing your own son's a potential pedophile
>>83237098maybe stop playing troonout neo vagina and your mom wont think that youre a kiddy diddleralso detrans while youre at it
>>83237815Probably not, but rape mainly happens between families and known associates rather than strangers so it's not a too unreasonable (albeit extreme) safety precaution.
>>83237776So imstall ot?!
