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Does having a pear-shaped body make you unattractive to women?
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Pear shaped men were born to be bottoms
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Even limbless Chad is attractive anon
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>>83238130
i knew a man like this, for some reason he always reminded me of a woman
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>>83238130
how the hell do people even get fat. Just dont gorge yourself and run once a week. you have to make it an EFFORT to get fat.
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>>83238250
running and moving around is an effort dumb nigga
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>>83238130
Some women actually love a guy with ass funny enough. They will want to partake in analingous with a man that has a fat butt if you meet a real freak. This one chick at work was eyeing my ass in skin tight leather pants, I had to remind her my eyes were up here, but imagine my shock when 5 minutes later her tongue was knee-deep in my asshole while I was taking a pass at the urinal. She just took me by surprise rushing in and rambling about how juicy and thick my ass was and couldn't help herself. It didn't feel that good but I'll take the free anal tongue massage.
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>>83238280
not nearly as much of an effort of spending all my money on eating until I'm full. broke AND fat. pathetic.
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>>83238130
conventional wisdom says YES but actual results say NO, having wide hips actually leads to more reproductive success in men, also im coping because i look like the op pic if less swarthy and brown
>average height and build, wide hips, chad face
he's also dressed like a weird fag with capris? and loafers with no socks so that contributes to him looking fucked up
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>>83238130
yes. actually one of the only things that really disgusts me
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>>83238130
sickening. even as a man im replused
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>>83238130
I bet this dudes mom is thicker then a snicker
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triangle body type
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>>83238130
>he has bigger hips than me
gross.
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>>83238471
Your daughters will have S-tier genetics though
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>>83238550
theyre going to be fat and have an eating disorder.
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>>83238553
Yeah but that's regardless of if you get knocked up by thicc hips chad or not
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>>83238130
George Washington was pear shaped. The genetics that determine your physical appearance have no bearing on your capabilities or advancements.
>>83238333
>money
Of course subsisting on beans and rice is the cheapest option, but anyone earning above minimum wage can eat as much garbage as they want. I don't understand where this money argument comes from or why it's so prevalent. A pack of oreos is cheaper than a carton of eggs.
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>>83238602
>the thick hipped chad
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>>83238618
>he's got a star
god i wish that were me... no wonder he slays
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>>83238636
You don't have a starfish?
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>>83238648
Seusslet
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>>83238609
>going out of your way to buy the most disgusting sugary food possible in the store
>going out of your way to locate the snack isle
>going out of your way to avoid learning how to cook
irregardless of money these fuckin fatties are activley CHOOSING to be morbidly obese. I hope when the world collapses them and all the other screwheads get turned into dogfood for not caring to preserve themselves.
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>>83238652
You are the most retarded person I have ever seen on this website. How does it take any more effort to locate the cookies and soda than the eggs and milk? Have you ever been in a grocery store or does your mother do all of the shopping? And you're switching your argument around by implying it takes effort to cook, which is also bullshit. If cooking requires effort, how are fatties exerting effort by eating prepackaged foods? A fucking caveman could cook, but you seem to think it requires skill. Does your mother do the cooking, too?
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>>83238714
dont you have anything better to do on thanksgiving then tell me why its ok for people to be fat, retarded, lazy and ugly.
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>>83238724
Don't you have anything better to do? Obviously not. Why don't we make a truce like the pilgrims and indians?
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>>83238335
you have a fat ass anon?, can we see?
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>>83238785
Yes, but no, in your mind I'm a 19 year old sleek femboy but in reality i am a post twink death wall 35 year old man coping with his proportions with dadbod and loose clothes
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>>83238130
kek, looks like big ass pepe
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>>83238789
>in your mind
in my mind you have a fat ass, thats all that matters bby, also what cause this to happen?
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>>83238772
sure, whatever. I'm the pilgrims though.
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>>83238802
Probably genetics (wide hips mom), poor diet (raised on the Seventh Day Adventist cultslop non-meat which is basically the primordial 1970s form of the current Beyond Burgers and etc), and simple microplastics/chemicals in the water (grew up poor, high plastic intake and low water quality) also I was fat as a kid and although I lost weight by age 18 the developmental damage was done
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>>83238806
I'll be the redman to have a peaceful resolution for once. Happy holidays, faggots.
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>>83238812
bet you would kick ass training taekwondo with a build like that ngl
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>>83238847
Yeah good news is it's impossible to knock me over, my center of gravity is on the floor. Plus a strong hip center is great for grappling and submission holds actually which is perfect for me, as a rapist. So I'm making it work.
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>>83238812
>lost weight by age 18
I was obese until 18 or 19. I can't remember exactly because it has been over a decade. My theory is being obese before puberty permanently ruins your body and mind. I still crave sugar everyday and never feel satisfied after eating. I feel like a heroin addict.
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>>83238130
>tfw i have large thighs, wide hips, small waist, broad shoulders, a large chest, are large arms
It's only an issue if you have narrow shoulders. Otherwise they mistake you for a professional football player. People think I play sports when I haven't been in a gym in years.
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>>83238861
I have to do OMAD, my stomach is basically a size queen. Not remotely satisfied unless I'm stretched to the point of hurting. But with that in hand I'm ok and have essentially kept the weight off, with some fluctuations. I'm convinced it did permanent damage to my body (hips, shrunk height, maybe stunted my dick slightly even although it turned out ok) and my mind (pervert sexuality, social rejection, etc etc) via hormonal means. Don't let your kids get fat anons, it will be over even if they appear to pull it together.
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>>83238130
He looks disgustingly fat
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>>83238880
I don't do OMAD, but I try to wait at least 8 hours before eating. I feel like I could easily starve myself to death because I've never felt real hunger. When I eat for the first time in the day it's like opening the floodgates. I have my first meal around lunch time, then feel like I'm starving until I fall asleep. If I don't eat after waking up I can go through the whole day without an issue. I try to eat balanced, large quantity meals with protein, fiber and vitamins, but it doesn't make the slightest difference. My 300lb parents probably screwed me for life.
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some people can pul it off
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>>83238966
if only showed you his face you might mistake him for Chad though only his hips are big
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>>83239135
this
>picrel "disgustingly fat"
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Just lose weight you doofs

> I can't
Then you lack the willpower to handle an attractive women anyways so give up
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>>83239135
He's an ugly monkey-looking beaner with neck tattoos. There is not a single attractive thing about him.



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