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When was the last time a woman touched you?
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>>83258938
I had a blood test last week, and a female nurse was touching my arm.

You're just a low quality baitfag. Kek.
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>>83258938
non romantically - few days ago, saleswoman touched my hand.
romantically - in 2014.
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if you mean somewhat intimate thouch then a year ago when I got a hug, then it was another year when I got a hug, then about nine years when I was graduating highschool and some girl wanted to get a commemorative photo with all her classmates
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>>83258938
Not counting my Mum and Grandma; never.
I'm about to turn 20 and I went my entire teenage years without a girl ever touching me.
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Women are obsolete in 2025.
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>>83258962
disgusting, why would you like that?
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Bring on the singularity.
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>>83258938
Romantically? Hard to say, probably 2013 or so. My marriage ended in 2019, and at some point, it was pure BPDemon manipulation.
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>>83258938
There's this 38yo fat fuck at work who keeps touching me, she's like 300lbs married with two kids
I found out a while back that her husband is... me, like the guy looks exactly like me
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>>83258976
>Why would you ever want a 9/10 hot super soft silicon lover with wobbly and bouncy tits and ass that you can fuck whenever you want and then just hang her inside your cupboard until next time. Just use your dry hand instead
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>>83258938
I have a gf, she's Filipina. I feel her touch every day and at night she usually falls asleep with her head on my chest and her leg over me.
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my girlfriend touched me and kissed me two hours ago
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>>83258938
This morning me and my gf where cuddling was very nice :)))
Weve been dating for like a month and she does have some problems but I love her ALOT and am gonna see her again tommorow :)))
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>>83258938
Thursday
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>>83258960
same but add 15 years
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Like sexual wise? Never
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>>83258938
Bro paid for a whore. Lt Dan maxxing for real
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>>83258938
today when i went to buy coffee from tim hortons
old fag hag
last time a girl touched me that wasnt a store worker?
probably 2017 some teenage asian girl for some cpr class. it was dope i loved it
low key the highlight of my life, which is so extremely sad
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>>83258938
Romantically? Back in february when I had a gf.
In general? Last week.
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>>83258985
the quality of robot lovers is going to be MUCH higher than your pic related
there will be absolutely zero way to tell besides explicitly asking or asking to see under her skin
the only way to know is because you have all of a sudden their attention and power over them

before super intelligence: girl are icked out by you, you are invisible

after super intelligence: super hot sexy girls are just into you for seemingly no reason

all of this is predicated on we get utopia. honestly i think utopia is the WORST option. i think judgement day is the ideal. and i think apocalypse is PREFERABLE over indiscriminate utopia. but if we get indiscriminate utopia, then yes, you will have the most perfect giga-sexy girls licking your feet with joy

everyone will have access to girls like pic related unironically, assuming we get indiscriminate utopia
if its discriminate utopia or judgement day? then you'll have to be let in, which will probably be based on whatever criteria asi filters people on
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>>83259081
>9/10 hot
that's the point
at this point it's better to just rape actual women
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>>83259419
if you can build a dream woman, why would you build her indistinguishable from actual 3DPDs?
it's like giving a gun to caveman to help him hunt, only to see him chasing a deer, stabbing it with the bayonet
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>>83258938
ooooh hot woman
nhhhhhhhhhhhhg!!!!!!

you are entitled to sex with prostitutes twice a year btw in netherlands
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Romantically or sexually never. Otherwise I have to touch people to some degree every day for work including inside them.
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>>83258938
Escort during sex 40 days ago
Nurse during injection 2 weeks ago
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>>83258938
Last Tuesday Nov 25 when I was fucking my gf at her apartment.
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>>83258938
>Chad face is all you need
Brutal blackpill proof
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>>83258938
they still make women like this but they stink like shit and are on drugs and your dick will fall off
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>>83258938
like 2017, fml
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>>83258938
Last October I celebrated my 42nd year of never touching a woman romantically.
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>>83258938
12/21/2018
got a hug at a christmas party
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>>83258938
I hugged an aunt last week, if that counts. Otherwise, it's been well over a year.
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2016 because grab her by the pussy was on tv
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>>83258938
at the optician a few months ago, lifting my eyelid up. she was a fat muslim midget in a rag, but it still made my heart pound for a sec
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her booba is plump :)
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Good God, post source, OP.

Anyways, to answer your question, today I grabbed my wife's ass. Well, I guess that's technically me touching her. But she definitely kissed me yesterday.
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>>83258938
>last time
Uhhhh.....
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>>83258938
My 57yo female coworker hugs me almost everyday when she says good morning. Her tits are huge and she's really pretty, she looks like she's in her 40s. But no I don't have an actual chance, she's just being nice and she does that to everyone.
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>>83258938
>>83262230
they're called torpedo tits
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>>83258938
literally never
t. 35 yo khhv
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>>83258938
Me and my gf cuddle almost every night but she barely ever wants sex. I feel like an emotional tampon beta bux
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>>83258938
On Friday.
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2021 December first and last time i visited a brothel
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>>83258938
Today, a nurse.
Romantically? never
I shall end it, I give up
Good luck anons, may you find peace
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>>83258962
>>83258985
please do

the fewer incels in the dating pool the better humanity will be
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>>83258938
I kissed my mom goodnight earlier.
One my age? Idk, maybe when a classmate was handing me some papers last week or the week before.
Intimately? Never. No kisses or more.
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>>83263777
Incels don't date so it would have zero effect on humanity bro.
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>>83258938
The cashier at the grocery store when she gave me my change last month.
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>>83258938
Thanksgiving i fucked my gf.
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>>83258938
Yesterday
>>83260341
If this counts, then earlier today, at church.
I thought OP meant romantically.
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About 2 hours ago my anemic wife,who loves to put her cold dead hands under my basketball shorts, grabbed my cock to show how cold she was
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>>83258938
Must have been the dick and balls torture session
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>>83258938
when I was 16. i'm 33 now
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>>83258938
>last time
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>>83265724
Man, I should have went today. If in general, on Thanksgiving and it was family. If romantically, probably back in kindergarten. Everything else was only platonic.
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>>83263825
>I kissed my mom goodnight earlier.
I envy you, anon. I kissed my mom goodbye for the last time a few weeks ago. Make sure she knows how much you love her.
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>>83258938
In any context? 2009. In college, a girl was giving goodbye hugs to my friend group before the winter break. She didn't want to hug me but it would've been awkward for her to completely skip over me so she just briefly patted the side of my arm

In an intimate context? Literally never
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>>83258938
Earlier this year a girl poked my hand to get my attention so I could pass her something. She mumbled so I didn't understanding her so she ended up getting it herself anyway
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>>83265897
Less than 2 mins ago, I dumped a massive load into my wife



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