do NOT fall for the sexdoll memebought one a couple of months ago (picrel) and it isn't what i expected at all. super high quality though, looks very realistic, and gives great orgasms. but it just doesn't work logistically. these things are heavy as shit, like 80lbs of dead weight. 80lbs isn't a lot in the gym but when you're carrying a soft, squishy, yet stiff body, it annihilates your spine. and don't get me started on the cleaning. every 15 minutes of fun entail 30 minutes of internal pressure washing to get all the cum and lube out, multiple runs of warm water and soapy water, and afterwards you need to dry it with special equipment because otherwise these things get moldy after a week. and you gotta oil them every couple of months because otherwise they dry out. and, and, and. the worst part is that i have a nosy mom who comes over every couple of weeks so i have to put this behemoth into the box she came with and drag it up and down three flights of stairs into the basement once a month, in the middle of the night because i really don't wanna encounter people while doing this. the box is almost broken from all this dragging and lifting so it's just a matter of time until it breaks open in the middle of the hallway, at which point i will probably get a heart attack and collapsefor the 800 bucks i spent on this i could've gotten a high tier hooker for 8x30 minutes. the only reason i still have it is that i have no clue how to get rid of it without the feds raiding my apartment because someone reported bodyparts in the trash
>>83266413Why are you teIling us this.
put doll in boxthrow out boxeveryone knows the sex doll box contains a sex doll
>>83266418to warn fellow retards who might play with the idea of getting one that it's probably ill advised and a waste of money
What if no one comes over though
>>83266428even if you don't have any visitors, it's still a bitch to handle, pose, and clean afterwards. also, fucking a stiff body is no where near as hot as something that moves with you, like a hooker. i guess this is with the caveat that i live in a jurisdiction where prostitution is legal so it's pretty cheap, accessible, and even safe due to all the health regulations. if you're in america where getting a hooker costs like a month's salary and it's a 50/50 chance you're meeting a cop who will throw you in jail it might be worth it to get a doll, idk
should have just bought the torso. still heavy but not 80 pounds heavy
>>83266413>these things are heavy as shit, like 80lbs of dead weight. 80lbs isn't a lot in the gym but when you're carrying a soft, squishy, yet stiff body, it annihilates your spine. and don't get me started on the cleaning. every 15 minutes of fun entail 30 minutes of internal pressure washing to get all the cum and lube out, multiple runs of warm water and soapy water, and afterwards you need to dry it with special equipment because otherwise these things get moldy after a week. and you gotta oil them every couple of months because otherwise they dry out.>the humble onahole:
>>83266413Can you resell it, even for a loss? I'm sure there's some other dumbfuck degenerate who would go for it. Then it's his problem, not yours.
>>83266413>do NOT fall for the sexdoll memeWRONG you should fall for it, just not yetthey cant even walksoon enough they will be able not just to take care of themselves, but also of you and your household needsright now they are just dolls, but once they are robots and synthetic bio-bots, then they will be great
>>83266413good reality check because tbdesu ive been thinking about getting a male one for a while to cuddle with.a disabled bitch with chronic back pain like me is not gonna be able to lift or move a 5'8 mass of flesh
>>83266413I think a torso flashlight with vr is the best way to goon
>>83266758Automatic stroker + vr is better, torsos and hips have all the same downsides that op wrote about, I regret buying my hip
>>83266413That's why I got sex action figures instead. Much more socially acceptable.
>>83266437I live in a country with the Nordic model where whores can sell their pussy but the buyers of their service are criminalized. lmao.
>>83266700hello bby gurl pls be in london
