Holiday Shopping EditionIt's Momcest Monday! You guys know what it is all about, share pictures, thoughts, and stories of your own lovely mom, MILFs, or any other relatives you fancy. Discussion of the biology, poIitics, and psychology of consanguinamory is encouraged. Cucks, cuckspamming, and fetishspamming ARE NOT ALLOWED!Previous: >>83202709https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83202709Story Library: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQd5IRmkPtsZPdaLoh6_NTjLj9RsEyEz-tI-nITar_cjgJGH5YLRu9Trja2-7lzA4lk-K7BZ_ByadkS/pub
first reply is for incest hatersall of you are your families shame
Anybody have something they want to share?@r anon@rlg@Brosis@Ass-Masseur@confession anon@OP-M@auntfem@Throatmom-anon@Gothmom anon@Improve anon@punic anon@D-cup anon@Silver Fox anon@Cuzcbro@Dexter@Hapa-chan@Mine anon@Felix@Enon@Neet-chan@Boobs guy@Escobar@Plankfem@Catfish anon@Nomi@Uncle Anon@Link@Blackanon@Convention Bro@kels
>>83266962I already ordered my Mom a very skimpy silver string bikini. I will gift it her in private tho. Just the anticipation already makes me cum buckets
>>83266962FFS.THIS. YOUR FKN PICREL.I HATE THIS GENRE, BUT IT DRAWS WOMEN IN THE HOTTEST FUCKING WAY.IS THERE A TAG FOR THIS SHIT WITHOUT SHOTA OR MOMCEST??????THANK YOU.
When I was at middle school. The witcher 3 released and I wanted to play it so bad that I pretended to be sick. After my mom went to work I immediately went to her room looking for her credit card to buy it from Playstation store. I kept looking until I opened her drawer and found a butt plug. I was blown out of my mind felt shame and arousal. I never expected my mom to have a vibrating buttplug and now everytime I think of wither 3 I remember my mom and get so horny
>>83267657>everytime I think of wither 3 I remember my mom and get so hornyThis is so fucking cute and hot at the same time lol.What did it look like, anon? Did you try finding your mom's toy again?>I never expected my mom to have a vibrating buttplugHow so? Moms have their needs too.
>>83267657I remember finding mom's clitoris vibrator thingy on accident once. I remember thinking something like "oh, that's cute".
>>83267701>What did it look like, anon?Did you try finding your mom's toy again?Tbh all I remember from how it looked is the bluelights when it turns on and how strong the vibrations were. I stopped looking at her things for a while because I was scared and I wasn't good at playing it cool when stressed. That's just one story of couple. The last thing I saw were beads.>How so? Moms have their needs too.Back then I thought I would be the only one in the house that had to masturbate. I thought mom wouldn't need to since she's married and all. But remembering what I saw made me delve into deeper thoughts that I'm embarrassed to say. It was surreal to even think of my own mom like this. Well,all these years later and I haven't gotten over it. (Sorry for yapping)
Anyone actually have anything interesting stories? kinda bored with just basic rule34 pics
>>83267783>That's just one story of couple.Anon, please do yap more about these. I LOVE stories like your one. Nothing is as exciting as peeling that shell of pureness and seeing that your mom also has carnal desores. >Well,all these years later and I haven't gotten over it.Do you wish you hadn't found that buttplug? Or you just don't care at this point?
>>83267864>Anon, please do yap more about these.I would like to,but most of them are way too detailed to be put here.>Do you wish you hadn't found that >buttplug? Or you just don't care at this point?I honestly don't regret it now. I did for a short while because when my friends would shit talk and mention my mom, I felt so insecure and got mad because some of they say is true. But I quickly after I started embracing how excited it made me feel. And jerked off to it countless times I don't know if that makes me a "cuckson" or whatever but yeah it's definitely still a topic that messes with my brain
>>83267905Of course, anon. No pressure.But if you do feel like even just listing stuff with no details, I would appreciate it. But again, no pressure.>when my friends would shit talk and mention my momThat sucks. Did you talk about this with them? That would be very dumb of you, anon. Stuff we're discussing here should be shared anonymously only. Or never shared at all.>because some of they say is trueLike what? just again shoot me an example. I'm not quite sure I get what you're talking about.>I don't know if that makes me a "cuckson" or whatever but yeah it's definitely still a topic that messes with my brainEh, that's fine. I am here for a reason too lol, so I get you.At least stuff like this is manifesting in sexual fantasies only which is pretty harmless. I do remember going through a cuckson phase too, but I pulled myself out of it by force basically, beacuse at some point this fantasy was the only thing that would get me horny and it got a little intense with the post-nut clarities lmao.I do have to say there is something especailly hot about the fact that your mom had a buttplug. Something like >>83267780 said would not sirprise me too much, but a buttplug feels waaaay more lewd.
>>83268077You seem chill so I don't mind talking with you and telling you some details. But it has to be on discord (because I'm there all the time) so give me your discord and I'll add you
>>83268103Sorry, anon. I really hate using Discord, so I will have to decline. But I appreciate our chat about moms anyways.
>>83268176That's unfortunate. But I'm glad you had a fun read with my story. Moms are always a great topic
>December 1stI can finally watch big titty girls online and stop having erotic dreams about my mom
>>83266962mommy is only holiday shopping with CHADSON
>>83267024Wasn't sure if I wanted to mention it right away or wait until the "safe" point, but I found out on Saturday I'm pregnant again. Haven't told anyone yet.
>>83266962Being a good boy for mommy so she'll give me a present this year
>>83269031Holy shit, congratulations!
>>83269031Oh wow, so quick?? Congrats, brosis!!
hoIidays with mommy!
Did you take advantage of any black friday or cyber monday deals?
>>83269031That's wonderful Brosis, your brother gave you a present just in time for Christmas
>>83269884>>83270433>>83270881Thank you! Whole thing's a little scary, but I'm very excited>Oh wow, so quick??Caught me a bit by surprise too, but I'm not going to complain about it>your brother gave you a present just in time for ChristmasThat and a birthday present, I suppose. He doesn't even know yet, haven't seen him in person since finding out.
So how long until the cuckspammer turns on Brosis too because we're congratulating her?
>>83271595They can if they want but really shouldn't >some of my best friends are cucks >I like cuckquean stuff>really I don't have enough to say for it to be worth the effort>if I stop forgetting I have one, then I can post from my incest captions folder when I bump
>>83271313Really wishing it goes well, bsis
>>83271790Me too. I worried the entire last pregnancy and I'll probably worry this time too. I've got a list of dietary restrictions and a pile of supplements to maximize my chances, though.
>>83269031I don't remember, does your brother have only one child with his wife? Did you finally beat her?
>>83271960They have two as well. I get the feeling this will be the last one. If I were 5 or 10 years younger a third would be an easy yes though.
>>83269031Omg congratulations brosis! Here's hoping you get your baby boy
>>83271862that picrel looks inspired by gothmom's anon last greentext
>>83269031Oh my God!!!! Congratulations on the wonderful news! Many blessings and ALL THE HEALTH!!!
>>83269031First time in one of these threads and have no idea what's your backstory, but congratulations regardless!Hope you and the baby are strong and healthy!
>>83269031Congratulations! I wish you the best!
>>83272026Ur so goddamn annoying it's unreal. Make your own threads. Stupid bitch
This maybe a bit too innocent for this place, but i remembered it recently:https://youtu.be/dHrdWLWN92I?t=82>>83272026Congratulations by the way.
>>83273306Return to your mother's cunt and let the woman be.
>>83271595That miserable piece of shit is hellbent on ruining this generalWe really really REALLY need to band together and kick him out
>>83272216It would be kind of nice to have one. It's been all girls in the family so far and I'm sure his sisters would spoil him>>83272454Kind of, yeah. It's pretty old though. I just really like it>>83273299>>83273389>>83273205>>83273240Thank you!Thread tax: A really great ongoing incest set. Mom/son, dad/daughter, aunt/nephew, and brother/sisterhttps://exhentai.org/g/3627876/c8fb707dd4/
>>83273985>It's been all girls in the family so farThat'd make it even more special for you wouldn't it, your brother giving you something his wife will never have
>>83274156Yeah, it would be nice that way too. Some of the feelings around it are hard to describe. On some level I've always had the irrational idea that raising a son of his in a good home would somehow make up for him having the same bad childhood I did. It's completely ridiculous but it's always been in the background of my mind. I would really like if it was a boy. Hopefully a tall one so he can grab things for me.
>>83274253>Hopefully a tall one so he can grab things for me.haha.
>>83274253How tall are you, brosis?
>>83267618>I will gift it to her in privateHow do you think she'll react to such a gift?
I still don't understand why posts in these threads hit repeating digits more often than statistically expected
>>83274253In your relationship, who is your brother to you even? Is he just comes in your life and out just as he pleases to use you as his personal fuck toy and potentially impregnating you once a year or so?Does he pay money or takes care of his own child? I assume most likely not since he has his own to take care of.He doesn't have any relationship responsibilities nor he will face any of them in the future anyways.Like I don't understand how any of this work unless you are obviously larping.How does society sees you as? Single whore mother that goes left and right with now possible 2 kids with unknown father.What can you provide to your children? Single mother experience?If you are being real I hope you will decide on abortion or will look up for a loving partner who will help you out in taking care of your children.And if you not, I wish you the worst hoping the best for your children with hope they will be taken away from you since you do not deserve any of them
>>83275857>Is he just comesstfu ESL newfag
>>83275969I mean I am totally fine if you will just state in your posts somehow that you are character in a fictional story not trying to portray yourself as real if anything it will be a good change for thread, like a fanfic to read time to time once update will be ready and the poster itself to enjoy fantasy they are trying to create for themselves to include in.>newfagI haven't followed through her story, sure but what have I said that is false and doesn't match up? If you wanna you can defend her yourself.
Idk if anyone remembers my post last month, but I talked about taking my mom on a wine tour. An anon called me Winemom Anon. Things are moving so fast since then. Mom is much more comfortable to talk about sex sober. Maybe even a little more flirty. We got drunk last week and opened up about some pretty perverted stuff. But she realized she was oversharing and stopped herself.We're going on another date tonight. Wish me luck, anons.
>>83274316I'm 5'2. I can't really use the top shelves of my cabinets without a stool and sometimes stuff in the grocery store is out of my reach. It's a pain.
>>83276575Good luck, anon. Don't forget to tell us more about your pervert mom.
>>83276575Good luckOffer her a massage next time she's drunk
>>83273823>Dexter&Dexmom colorized, 2026
>>83276628How tall is your brother and his wife?
>>83276575>Wish me luck, anonsGood luck, anon. And keep us posted
Stern mommy doesn't want you out partying.
>>83276575>We got drunk last week and opened up about some pretty perverted stuff. But she realized she was oversharing and stopped herself.What did she say?
>>83278372Brother is around 5'8 and his wife is closer to his height than mine
>>83280265are you gonna tell him or wait until safe point?
>>83266962Guys help I can't stop making ai gooner videos of my mom, I've never had this happen to me before with any porn, wtf.
>>83280355I'll be telling him when I see him. I'll probably wait until I know the gender to tell anyone else because that's kind of the "safeish" point. Plus then I can reveal the gender at the same time.
I wish OP-M would come back
>>83266962Wish I had saved the video of the dude that supposedly creampied his mom.
wow look at all the quality mommyposts when nomi's not posting
Does your mom have a good personality?
>>83281214Describe the videos/prompts you use, I've run out of idea that don't get blocked.
>>83282637fuck off you retard, i don't want her retarded blogspot spam slop
>>83267636My guess is maybe "Venus body" or "voluptuous" on r34 might be close to what you want.
>>83282637Nomi's always welcome to post updates here, all people giving updates increase the thread's activity level.
>>83276575How did your momdate go?
You guys think that Felix came inside his mom by now?
>Nomi's always welcome to post updates hereActual orbiter cuck. It's interesting, sure, but many of you are clearly sis-cons detracting to goon to the nearest bro-con-- wrong thread.
Kys, forgot to make sure you knew you were the faggot in question.
>>83285334I find it so strange that you have a problem with bro-cons or sis-cons but you only hate nomi yet have no problem with brosis even tho they are both quite similiarLike in her last couple of posts, brosis talked about her height and what she does in the grocery store, her feelings for her brother and their growing up, nothing sexual.It really is almost the same as nomi, except nomi seems to describe things a bit more which is why her messages are a bit longer, but still.All in all i just want to say, we shouldnt be hateful towards other types of incesters, its like if japanese people were racist towards chinese people. Now this might be a bad comparison because they absolutely are, but nothing better came to mind, you know what i meant
>>83284162Nomi's spam is offtopic and you are a cuck for orbiting a mentally ill teenager obsessed with her brother
>>83286206You failed to disclose that Nomi is a mentally ill confused teenager who treats this thread like her tumblr blog. And maybe, just maybe, that might be what separates her from Brosis.
>>83286670>>83287376Nobody wants to play Faggot Stepdad with you Take the hint and fuck off already
>>83277696Those look like stirrup stockings so yeah it'd be right up his alley
>>83287421its this schizo again. get off the internet you perma simping freak. you keep popping up in every other thread always online accusing the same cuckspammer shit and screaming at the mods. the mods arent completely braindead like you tho, they know its like a dozen people that despise that offtopic teen drama shit in a MILF thread. take her with you on discord and leave.
>>83287483This thread isn't MILF general, the name of the thread has been MomCEST general since the start. Why don't you make a MILF thread? The board's dead anyway
>>83287483I mean its not unwarranted, the NTR/cuck guy does show up very regularly I dont think she should take anyone from here on discord or anywhere, that would be a huge No but i also dont think she is mentally ill. I have a mentally ill cousin, like MENTALLY ILL and trust me, this here aint mentally ill.Yeah she tried to off herself, but then again so many teens fall into depression these days, and her reason wasnt that unimaginable to be fair but other than that i really dont think she has done anything drastic to make people think she is mentally ill. Little too quick to panic and skittish but otherwise fine
how about we just stop inviting brother/sistercons and instead make this a momcest only focused thread
>>83287483>>83287593>please please please somebody play Faggots Stepdad with me or I'll cry Fuck off already
>>83287593That would literally be a kick in the liver for the general. What about mf dadcest or cousincest or even auntcest? I'd prefer more traffic and less schizo puritanism. Better have a buffet option than rations.
@Nomi, what's up? How are things going?
What is happening to our comfy general *sigh*
>>83288169The cuckspammer wants this place to be a lifeless porn dump with some dumb fucking platitudes as the mandatory text Why he doesn't just fuck off to /gif/ or /trash/ is anyone's guess
>>83287501>no reading comprehension.the momma of everybody here is a MILF to me.
>>83288234No anon, it is (You) who's turning this place into shit by nonstop complaining about some imaginary cuckspammer instead of ignoring a few posts
>>83288234>>83287609meds. you are barely human atp with your dumb chimp brain, cant you comprehend that people can have genuine complaints because of back and forth diary entries and replies drowning this threads?its been going on for weeks, people are done with that bullshit, we arent online all day to find posts related to the thread's topic.
>>83287728people dont care about the rest, they rarely complain. they complain about this because its a teenager and a obsessive terminally online deranged simp that treat a thread of people lusting for older women like a confused teenagers first love tumblr blog to the point of drowning relevant posts among the spam.
you can tell Cucky Boi feels called out when he starts making multiple posts pretending to be multiple people, all with the exact same writing style and vocab, badly faking a consensus it really really really bothers him that Nomi is a big draw for /mcg/ while his bullshit is anti-dimes nobody wants to interact with at least he necrobumps the thread at 3am when everyone else is in bed so he's not entirely useless
>>83288169What no Felix does to /mcg/>>83284830If Christmas comes and goes without an update from him even a very simple "everything is fine not much to talk about" I'll honestly be worried that something happened. The last thing he told us was that he'd be back in two days and we're about to reach three months since he said that lol
>>83288080Got the wrong one you idiot... I'm not the cuckspamer. What's so wrong with having activity on the thread ffs...
>>83288929Exactly this is what it is!
>>83288953My sentiment exactly on that matter
fighting imaginary cuckspammers and destroying the whole vibe. way to go, newfag...
he also starts playing the seniority card and calling people newfags when we don't go along with his petitions to kick Nomi out lmao
>>83288929hows ur dad doin?honestly you all are retarded, now youve you scared off kels, nomi, nobody has responded to the several of the last few new momcest posters or havent been interestedif you want new namefags evict the fucking cuck milf guy who kills every thread. its unbearable, better off letting the gen die, its like when adejo ruined the secret threads on /b/
>thread devolving into pointless arguing instead of ignoring the retard bitchingcool I'll check again tomorrow, see you in 40-60 worthless posts :-)
>>83289650been avoiding him like the plague since my latest fumble but xmas is coming up so I can't keep running away forever
>>83267024D-cup mom and I went to Jimmy's Egg today. She got a cheddar omelet with bacon and I got a patty melt. We also went to Starbucks afterward so she could get some banana nut bread. She looked gorgeous wearing her new sweater she got for Christmas.
>>83290393Appreciate the update D-Cup Anon
Have you ever found yourself under the mistletoe with your family?
Just drunk dialed my mom. No answer as usual. She's pretty upset you ppl brainwashed me into what I'm telling her
>>83291746>She's pretty upset you ppl brainwashed me into what I'm telling herElaborate
>>83276575>Things are moving so fast since thenDetails?
>>83291663Every Christmas holiday for the last few years has had a moment of me hugging/cuddling my mom like that, though naturally the height difference is the reverse and she never has a dress that short.
>>83278849>>83277165 >>83284623 It went well. Not as I planned. But well. I booked a restaurant out of town, so we wouldn't bump into anyone we know. I wanted to get the quiet corner booth, so we could be a little more intimate. But every spot was reserved, except for the few by the bathrooms and one very non-private table in the middle of the restaurant. I ended up taking that one. Apparently, it's a popular spot for older women to have affairs. I spotted a few of them. We were able to blend in pretty well. Actually, the waiter called me her boyfriend. She didn't correct him. She just giggled and winked at me after he left.Too many eyes were on us to get truly intimate. It could have been a normal family outing, except that she sloppily kissed me on the mouth in the parking lot. We went back to her house and fell asleep cuddling on the couch.>>83276777>>83279815We were talking about our wine tour. I teased her about how she admitted to enjoying sex in nature. And she corrected me. Said she was into doing it pretty much anywhere there's some risk of someone seeing her. She also said that what she did in the vineyard was "very exciting", but I guess my reaction discouraged her. I was pretty shocked. Hope she was just joking with that one. Also, nice trips.
>>83292834>she sloppily kissed me on the mouth in the parking lot.You can't say that and not elaborate!Also, out of town date on a Tuesday?
>>83292834>sloppily kissed me on the mouthSounds like she really enjoyed the date then
>>83292834>She also said that what she did in the vineyard was "very exciting", but I guess my reaction discouraged her. I was pretty shocked. Hope she was just joking with that one.I'm guessing that the implication is that she fucked someone else at that time, whenever that was. Trust your gut feeling on this even if it makes you feel bad.
>>83292862I don't work Tuesdays, and she has a short shift. It's also too hard to get a reservation anywhere on the weekend.>>83292867We both did! I want to take her out again soon. Not sure where.>>83292874Nothing to do with cucking. If you want to know, I talked about it a few threads ago. I find it gross and I don't want to ruin the thread's mood.
>>83292924tell us about the sloppy kisssss
>>83292874Here's the vineyard storyhttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/82928493/#82982088
>>83292924What are your intentions towards her? Do you wanna be her sonhusband?
>>83289883:(you can always try dressing yourself as a xmas present and see if he will unwrap u ahahain all seriousness wishing you the best of luck and hope u have a merry christmas
>>83292834>Said she was into doing it pretty much anywhere there's some risk of someone seeing herA lady of good taste, nice.>Actually, the waiter called me her boyfriend. She didn't correct him. She just giggled and winked at me after he left.>she sloppily kissed me on the mouth in the parking lotSounds like she enjoyed being mistaken for a couple. Can't really blame her
Are any of you guys into panties? I swear to god my mom used to plant them in my hamper on purpose since Id come home from school and see them resting on top of my clothes, and she never did my laundry or anything like that. Still don't know what that was all aboutI was never into panties so I just thought it was strange but I wonder if that would be heaven for you guys. This is more or less what it looked like on her (same ass shape) but maybe not the same material
Has anybody picked out a Christmas gift for their mom yet? Any reaction you're hoping for?
>>83294373>mom used to plant them in my hamper on purposeHot. I bet it felt sexual to her
>>83294433Yeah idk, she was weird about underwear. Again I'd get home from school and take my pants or shorts off to relax and my mom was fascinated by it and suggested I did it if they weren't off, I think it was to look at my butt or maybe see the outline of my peen. And she did touch/fondle my butt all the time but I've told that story a few times in these threads
>>83294533>she was weird about underwear.Fetish mommy!
>>83294373I bet she got all kinds of tingles from knowing you're touching her panties
had a sexy mom dream again. she caught me looking through her underwear drawer and started trying on different pieces for me commenting on my erection until i got it out. i woke up soon after this.
>>83289883>you know we can'tSorry to hear that
I NEED NOMI UPDATESSWEET SWEET SIBLING SEX
>>83295243SIBLING LOVE MAKING sounds better
Thread theme courtesy of Taylor MOMsen.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX5_APkafC4
Is it true that all men either secretly want their own mother or an older nurturing partner?
>>83267024You could've included "Jocasta", the name we gave the mom that unknowingly met and slept with her son after losing full custody when he was little
>>83297628@JocastaHas your son got over his feelings of regret over unknowingly fucking his mom yet?
why won't winemom anon elaborate? hope it's not a larp
>>83295651>>83295243Waiter waiter more brother/sister babymaking please
Momlove in side thread >>83297459
>>83298408Damn! You got us good! You have track record on the subject desu.
>>83298556>You have track record on the subject desuI suppose I do, yeah. Been "together" in some way or another a long time now, too. I just like sharing art of sibling couples doing what couples do. Shame the Gundam couples I like don't really have much art together to share.
>>83294533dice-anon, is that you?
>>83294423I'm thinking of getting her some candles, she always likes those
>>83267024We're doing juuuuuuuust fineShe's got me watching pic related and I'm a little embarrassed to admit I'm hooked, it's really goodWe're doing X-Files next
>>83299730Get her pregnant next
>>83299730>Extraordinary Attorney WooBASED
>>83299004Who's dice anon?
>>83300673Regular from old threads
>>83300673One of the many ass-gropers of the thread that had their mom progress plateau, he still posts in the thread sometimes. He's recognizable by his numbered image filenames that start with Private.https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/70480289/#70512995>>83299004I don't think that's dice-anon, I think it's the anon whose mom would grope his ass but would get mad if he tried to grope her back.
I wonder if punic anon and mom will go anywhere this christmas
>>83277696doesn't look very colorized
