I wish Sydney Sweeny wasn't so popular. I want to simp for her but I also want to stand out from the crowd and not follow trends.
>>83267517>I want to simp for her but I also want to stand out from the crowd and not follow trends.So go masturbate in a barrel.
>>83267521Why in a barrel?
>>83267526To stand out from the crowd and not follow trends.
>>83267533Diogenes is one of the most famous philosophers in history though.
>>83267536OK. Can you name any of your contemporaries who masturbate in a barrel?
>>83267538I guess not. Would that be outlandish enough to cancel out being a Sydney simp?
I dunno I think it's kinda cool to have the shared desire with half of humanity to stick your pp in Sydney Sweeny
>>83267849One one hand, she makes ugly foids seethe. On the other, you're put into the same basket as the most normie of normie men.
>>83267517She's not ugly but I wouldn't say she was hot, I don't get what's so popular about her and she has such a resting bitch face
>>83267913Why care if you're in the same set though? If anything it's exciting like imagine being her bf and every guy on this planet is jelly of you
She's not even that hot and people always talk about how great her tits are but they are clearly mid. I suspect brainwashing.
>>83267935>>83267956She scratches an itch in my brain. I have a void inside me that I need to fill with a female icon to worship in order for my brain to feel complete. She fills it for some reason.>>83267944I feel superior intellectually to normie men and don't want to be associated with anything they conventionally like.
I can't decide whether to simp for Sydney Sweeney or Sabrina Carpenter. They're in a competition for my love and affection
>>83267517>but I also want to stand out from the crowd and not follow trends.contrarianism for the sake of contrarianism is shallow and has no real meaning
>>83267968Maybe you can compensate by being way more dedicated to her than normie men (like you're more deeply connected to her and understand her on a deeper level)? Dunno how far you'd be willing to take that
>>83267968>I feel superior intellectually to normie menIf that intellect brought you to this place what good is it? Nigga just worship her if you want to, don't think about other people. No one cares. You're not special.
>>83268015>>83268029That sounds hard. I hope she gets into some more controversy that makes normies hate her.
>>83268045Guys don't care if a female is lebad
