>>83267890
mine is literally
>be female
>be virgin
>let me be able to have sex with you
>never cheat

>>83267908
Oh haha don't fit them but good luck

Just one more thread and you'll get yourself a new simp to torture
Trust the plan

Standards seem really fair. Granted, I only meet like half, but it's nice to not see height requirements.

How would you judge for personality? Always thought this was the hardest part to judge with DMs.

>>83267926
I don't hurt anyone? I try to be kind

>>83267943
Yeah I mean I can't do if you are like 5 2 since that is my height so it be weird but tx2 is 5 4 and I like him so that is the min i guess lol. Yeah I first check specific stuff like interests and other stuff on the DMS and then call

>>83267945
You hurt dsp and other lolcows doebelt
Plus some simp already said you're a bad news few threads ago

>>83267963
I never talked shit on any lolcow online just read, well they are wrong

You are now acutely aware of your MCR days back in 2004

>>83267957
Shit is so bad that gigamanlets aren't even included in the requirement list, it's just always implied. Still, your requirements are still 97% less harsh than the average woman.

>>83267963
DSP and wings are fun to observe from time to time. I like lowcows that had a moment where they were respected. I'd make fun of them but then I realise they've had girlfriends before and I never had

>>83267989
Anon realistically white men especially with blue eyes who are below 5 4 are so negligible in number that there is no point in mentioning it you know. Lol I mean fat or "ugly" men get gfs too you know. About the cows, I mean you are stretching the respect part

>>83267975
You hurt them by giving lolcow farms attention
Plus i trust random anons more than you, they at least don't spam same thread over and over again for no reason

>>83268004
It's hard to say, I think wings did have a stint where he was actually looked up to, and many YouTubers would invite him because he had a large following at the time. The problem is that he was able to get away with it due to it being early YouTube. Once he started talking shit and then get beaten, that's when people started really humiliating him.

Now he's got a wife and I can't help but envy him. Every time I see her struggling because wings is such a fat fuck, I get sad. Why does he get a wife that loves him?

>>83268028
I never mentioned that site, people spam stuff here all the time anon it isn't that big a deal

>>83268038
Then you're not really interested in lolcows
You're lying about that
Fake
Poser

>>83268050
Being into lolcows=\= advertising site
>>83268037
I mean where you there or do you just believe the recollections, I felt hey are extravagated. I am sure the wife stuff are fake anon if it was real she would leave imo

>>83268063
No it's exactly that
You either join community of spergs to stalk lolcows or you aren't interested in them
If just glossing over the random lolcow bits you see here is "interested" then almost everyone here is "interested" which is completely not true

>>83268085
Not true lurking counts and no most people don't lurk I met alot of anons here who didn't want to talk about lolcows

>>83268063
I only really saw some early videos of him in like 2011 and I just couldn't get into them, but i remember seeing people engage with the video normally in the comments.
Everything else I get from the recollection. Which I kind of trust because lolcow spergs will document every little thing. It kinda scares me sometimes.

As for the wife thing, you can find compilations of her appearing in videos. It's not your typical romantic love, but she clearly sees herself as maybe a motherly figure and also tries to use him for self esteem but wings is too retarded to understand what's going on. Idk, I'm fascinated by these people's lives. Again, never had a gf so I love seeing what other loser men behave when they do have one.

>>83268093
>Not true
True and fact checked
>I met people who don't care
As i said ALMOST

>>83268106
No I get that I just think he probably was just an average YouTuber not like super supe lr respected. I get what you mean but we aren't preview to Thier relationship behind the scenes like I don't disagree with your summition but he is still playing a character
>>83268109
Most aren't into lolcows especially euro anons which is who I need (I am also euro) unfortunately

>>83268126
Oh yeah, you're on the money with regards to him being average. It's just so much higher than the absolute rock bottom he's in.
Also at what point does it go from playing a character to becoming who you truly are?

Also I'm in Europe but no blue eyes sadly

>>83268126
You already have euro simp below you saying he is into lolcows
I personally seen 10+ more euro simps saying that in previous threads
You have low bar for being into lolcows and you're straight up lying about whole ordeal anyway

>>83267890
Do country specific lolcows count?

>>83267919
thanks, just liked sharing, wishing you good luck too

>>83267890
>nonwhite fembot asking for blue eyes

>>83267890
>my ex
ew I don't like used goods