>Europoors think that using these makes them more sophisticated than North Americans
>>83268453They have these in america. I have one on the toilet i'm shitting on right now. It's annoying. It fucks with the seat, and makes it a bitch to secure it with the screws/nuts under the bowl. It slides around, and destabilizes the seat itself. If I was like 80 years old this shit would be as dangerous as a rug for my health/potential fall risk factor. It also doesn't make my asshole any cleaner than toilet paper does. I'm sure it does remove some microscopic poo particles that are lingering, but because I shower regularly it's never a issue to begin with. If a few atoms of poop make you stink like shit that's 100% a dietary issue. Thanks for reading.
>>83268494I wonder how anyone can be comfortable with using a manual bidet. The part where the water comes from is below the toilet rim, where people piss and shit. So either they might hit it directly, or maybe some backsplash will hit it by accident. But I guess that may be better than the standalone ones where you have to get up and go to them and squat down while shit is dribbling all over the floor.
>>83268453just use a regular bidet, is that easy
>>83268453nobody in europe knows what this is though. these are most used in asia or north america.try explaining to some bulgarian balkanoid why he should install this in his village communal toilet
>>83268453Why is there a drinking fountain in that toilet?
How stupid would you have to be not to use one of these?It's like a basic IQ test.
I will never understand it. It isn't cleaner as no soap is involved. It's the illusion of cleanliness. Spitting on paper and wiping is faster and easier.1. Butt dryerOk, they have a butt dryer in the toilet or nearby it. So they have to take like a minute drying their ass of the poop water 2. Butt towelGross you have to wash a ton of dedicated butt towels3. Just dries with tp???Ok you wasted a shit ton and have tp dingleberries in your pubic hairsI will never ever ever ever ever use a bidet. I wet the tp or use a wet wipe which I toss.
>>83269423Also as a woman how the fuck does this not just project poopoo water towards your pussy just feels gross and dangerous
i'm not poor!
>>83269422>>83268453>direct water line connection>no heater
So many retards itt
Meanwhile japs are ahead in toilet technology. I have used those and they are so good
>>83268453>shit>have a shower afterwardsWhy use another thing when there's already a solution right there?
>>83269435Who cares? Staying hygenic is more important. 99% of the year it's comfy and cooling for you booty.You just know it's white incels complaining lmao
>>83269451>4 degree C water blasted into you're anus>comfortableNo.t. lives in a hot country
>>83269474>t. lives in a hot countryClearly you don't, Chang. In a hot country this is a non-concern. At worst the water is too hot, but they you just let it run for half a second and it should be comfy.Don't talk about things you don't understand, you look fucking stupid.
>>83269423There often is soap involved. People have them at home so they use soap and water, it's just a mini shower for your asshole. If you are out and about, it used to be that you'd have those squat toilets, both in japan and france. >Gross you have to wash a ton of dedicated butt towelsNot any different from washing towels you use after a normal shower, I hope.
>>83269554>If you are out and about, it used to be that you'd have those squat toilets, both in japan and franceNot saying those had bidets ofc
>>83268453>Europoors think that using these makes them more sophisticated than North AmericansYankees don't have toilets?
i just shower after everytime i poop
>>83268453Smart toilets are for burgers and chinks, at best one has a bidet next to the toilet
>>83270077that made me think of this pic nowlolsorry
>>83268720I hit my bowl with toilet cleaner bi-weekly. Give it a scrubby dub dub, and wa-lah. Nice, and clean. I just add it to my cleaning rotation. I can't even imagine having to awkwardly waddle to a standalone bidet with some dookie in my crack. Crazy shit (literally).
>>83270064Not universally, not indoors
>>83270446Is this a muslim toilet?
even worse gayropeans think you cant buy 1 in north americawhat a bunch of retards
>>83270534It's a peephole so you can jerk off while waiting for the occupant to finish xer shit. National pasttime.
>>83270584no no no no it's ventilation to let the farts outthis outhouse's peephole is clearly on the side wall
>>83269422>trusting chaotic kids to not flood your bathroom
>>83270596Yes but if you want to coom all over the guy inside you can swing open the upper half of the door.
>>83268453I will say that I use wet wipes because otherwise my ass would never be truly clean. So there is probably something to it, although I've never used a bidet.
>>83269423The purpose is to get the poop particles off your ass so you don't have dried shit clinging to your ass hairs. You don't need soap for that.
>>83270077This is certainly ideal but not always possible.
>>83269403It's the bidet you use to clean your anus, although I'm sure Europoors also drink from there too. They love their bidets so much it wouldn't surprise me.
those things probably get dirty fast
America is so fucking gay. Basic bitch caveman toilet is $100, upgrade to 19th century toilet for $200, and next tier is $5,000 for base model that has a butt squirter.In Japan toilets just come in either Indian mode or butt squirt mode, and they don't cost more than a used car for introductory 20th century model.
