>wanna drink>roommates don't drinkfucking hell i don't wanna drink alone /r9k/pls keep me company
>>83269016NoYou'll drink alone like pathetic alcoholic you're should
Sure OP what are you drinking? Got some bacardi limon and diet dr pepper today. What you got planned?
>>83269097Blended scotch wahey!>plansdrink more I guessstill sober >>83269075>alcoholicI wish... I drink like once a month
>>83269189>scotchDamn OP when you drink you really drinkBlended with what? I'm gonna train in my game and hopefully start a great argument somewhere today I get great at making people mad after like 5 shots
>>83269230quality over quantity, fren>blended with what?I don't actually know, I asked the guy for something that'll get me drunk quick43% ABV yay ^_^
>>83269016One of the things I hate about being a zoomer is that I have no one to drink with. Of all my friends (of which there are few), only one is open to the idea of drinking but he abstains because he's on meds. Why does this generation have to be so gay?
>>83269016Sure, anon. I was planning on drinking anyway as it is lunch time.
>>83269260>Why does this generation have to be so gay?One thing I've noticed, fren, is that the zoomer gen is the cycle breaker genLike everything that everyone before them did, they don't and won't do it anymoreA new age, aye
>>83269016You should follow your roommates' example, anon. Drinking does nothing positive for you.
>>83269282>zoomer gen is the cycle breaker gen>Like everything that everyone before them did, they don't and won't do it anymoreI'm not so sure about that. People thought nicotine was on its way out as cigarettes decreased in popularity but then vaping became pretty much as prevalent among zoomers as smoking was among boomers. Zoomers don't go to casinos like the previous generations did but they gamble online, and they don't really pay for prostitution but they'll have OnlyFans subscriptions and donate to e-girls for a semblance of intimacy. All the human vices are still there, technology has just changed the way we engage with them.
>>83269282This makes me mad as a 38 year old.
>>83269492Thou presententh a convincing pointMay Allah reward you in this life and the hereafter
>>83269262Not the Yuenglings
>>83269016Just do what all the other modern losers do and listen to a podcast.
>>83269282Nah the zoomies just take everything to extremes they will mellow out with age. It's their aesthetic mindset. Kinda cute they are good for fucking. I was fucking some zoomer guy for a while and he tried to shrink my head and I was like yeah sure champ nice thinking. Ghosted
>>83269538>shrink my headelaborate my dear fren
>>83269520Gold. I should have bought more, I only killed one.
>>83269549He'd literally get this gay ass serious look on his face and try to psychoanalyze me and say why I was doing the shit I was doingReally I was keeping him at arms length because he was a psycho zoomer with baggage and a simp I just wanted to test out his buff new body. But you can't just SAY that to these fucking kids or they get all freaky. So I had to kinda pretend I was in a whirlwind hookup hahaha
>>83269603Damn you were in a whirlwind hookup
>>83269603you sound toxic, friendI love it
