im not being catfished, surveilled, or falling for a honeypot when i think i am talking to nice people on here, right?I don't consent to these things.
it's a honeypot. i'm nice so that you think i'm nice and we become friends. that's the trap i'm setting for you smile
>>83271013As a full time schizo this happens to me every community I partake in, I can only assume they are glowies monitoring me, lolcow milking me, or otherwise stalking/obsessing over me and I am right 99% of the time
>>83271013imagine her sitting on your face with that vaguely concerned look
>>83271055if your goal is the make people smile aren't you nice in the first place? Why the need to trap and pretend when that's just the way you are? Don't make red herrings or place false leads please.>>83271073yeah its weird bro. i do something specific IRL and then somebody on here mentions it to me or vice versa. Im genuinely suspicious sometimes.
and now i get dubs too fucking come on you can't be more obvious. there are too many coincidences for this to be real
>>83271100i'm not nice at all. i am a vampire who will bite your arm when you least expect it
>>83271013no. 4chan is hardly relevant enough in current day for glowies of any type to waste resources doing such shenanigans on this site. if you were active on /pol/ 5-10 years ago then maybe but now? no way
