/r9k/ - God bless toast bread - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

God bless toast bread 12/01/25(Mon)16:53:47 No.83271693

God bless toast bread Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)16:53:47 No.83271693 Archived

>be me
>stumbling around at night
>completly hammered
>have my sixth 0.5 liter beer of the night in my hand
>my liver is hurting and my stomach feels like a knot
>suddently remember that i my dad is coming home from his nightshift in half an hour and i have to apear sober to him for two more days or ihave to go to german AA
>wobble back home as fast as my drunken legs can carry me
>leaving my half drunken seventh can along the road on the way
>get home 10 minutes remaining
>make myself a salami toast to seltle my stomach
>suddenly my stomach and liver feel fine
>manage to fool my dad in our mandated five minute conversation
God bless toasted bread and cold cuts. Wish i could get my half drunken seventh beer tho

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)17:08:11 No.83271833

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)17:08:11 No.83271833

>>83271693
Your liver doesn't have pain receptors. Something else is hurting.

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)17:18:20 No.83271933

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)17:18:20 No.83271933

>>83271833
Ah, it just hurt on the right side of my body above the stomach and since the liver is somewhere around that area i just assumed.
But doesn't matter anyways the sandwich cured it

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)17:30:02 No.83272052

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)17:30:02 No.83272052

>>83271693
>toad bread

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)17:32:01 No.83272072

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)17:32:01 No.83272072

>>83271693
>keeps all the beer for himself
>even throws one away instead of keeping it
DEIN Bierkellner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why not share a cold one with yur dear old dad huh?