/r9k/ - God he's so fucking hot, I wish he'd bend me oven - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

12/01/25(Mon)17:28:49 No.83272039

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Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)17:28:49 No.83272039 Archived

God he's so fucking hot, I wish he'd bend me oven and fuck my soul out.

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)17:29:23 No.83272041

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)17:29:23 No.83272041

average female poster on this board

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)17:29:37 No.83272044

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)17:29:37 No.83272044

>>83272039
>commit crime
>everyone likes you

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)17:31:06 No.83272064

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)17:31:06 No.83272064

>>83272039
>oven
There's no way that guy can bend an oven. Especially if it were hot. Retard.

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)18:02:57 No.83272278

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)18:02:57 No.83272278

>>83272039
Bet that nigger woman wanted his bwc bad

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)18:05:34 No.83272301

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)18:05:34 No.83272301

>>83272278
yes she's averting her gaze otherwise her pussy would be leaking through her trousers

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)18:06:37 No.83272310

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)18:06:37 No.83272310

>>83272044
You forgot the most important part. Just be white.

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)18:07:44 No.83272316

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)18:07:44 No.83272316

>>83272044
thats how they get famous
who are the fans ?

https://youtu.be/KlaBSlQzObw?si=siLhvAbRbZZ4oNvL

https://youtu.be/Crz8OzEFCtM?si=0krZGUPtQwGmru1f

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)18:08:37 No.83272321

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)18:08:37 No.83272321

>>83272039
just look at that handsome smile my gosh

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)18:10:49 No.83272334

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)18:10:49 No.83272334

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how is is possible that he looks even better than before being in jail?

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)18:12:06 No.83272345

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)18:12:06 No.83272345

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seriously he looks like dave franco or something
he's gonna have a huge modelling gig when he gets out

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)18:14:46 No.83272361

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)18:14:46 No.83272361

>>83272044
Oh a bloo bloo, the poor deathcare insurance CEO!!! What a terrible crime!!!

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)18:17:27 No.83272378

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)18:17:27 No.83272378

>>83272039
He's only 5'10"! Doesn't that give you the ick?!?! He's a little pipsqueak!

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)18:34:19 No.83272504

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)18:34:19 No.83272504

>>83272378
he has 8inch dick

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)18:36:15 No.83272523

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)18:36:15 No.83272523

>>83272039
based chad. wish we could travel around the world shooting ceos together (but not in a gay way just as bros)

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)18:39:08 No.83272547

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)18:39:08 No.83272547

>>83272310
thats a sicillian nigger if ive ever seen one

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)18:58:02 No.83272695

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)18:58:02 No.83272695

>>83272547
What in the brown cope is this lol show me a single brown man who is wanted for anything ? sicillian People are Europeans not black or brown

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)19:00:14 No.83272708

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)19:00:14 No.83272708

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>>83272504
i heard it was 9!!!

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)19:03:29 No.83272733

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)19:03:29 No.83272733

>>83272064
Only good post in this thread, kek
>muted for 2 seconds

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)19:18:52 No.83272869

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)19:18:52 No.83272869

>>83272039
He's 5'7.

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)19:27:10 No.83272929

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)19:27:10 No.83272929

>>83272039
everyone agrees with this
>>83272044
meanwhile no one likes you, and you come here to bitch and seethe instead of doing the obvious to solve the problem

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)20:11:00 No.83273243

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)20:11:00 No.83273243

>>83272039
>bottom
at peace, proud
>top
fidgety, seething

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)20:15:14 No.83273273

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)20:15:14 No.83273273

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>>83272039

Being a dark triad Chad capable of violence casts a low-inhibition halo no female can resist. Luigi Mangione committed homicide for a publicly favorable cause too so that may or may not be helping female attraction depending on how bad the foid likes her men.