i literally enjoy masturbation more than sex and any form of sexual action including blowjobs, handjobs, etc. i outright refuse to do things like eating pussy and fingering because that shits just nasty. am i retarded
>>83273066Masturbation is better than sex 95% of the time because a pussy can't grip like your hand can. Most of the pleasure of sex comes from visual and psychological stimulation but the actual "getting your rocks off" part is better during masturbation. The exception to this is when a woman is sexually skilled, but they won't always be, and even if they are, they typically have to be enthusiastically fucking you for you to get the most amount of value from their skill.Chad gets good head while you get a fish in bed.
My imagination is always better and I think people who disagree probably cant visualise an apple, hence they enjoy sex more. Another reason why normoid NPCs multiply at higher rates too.
>>83273146I think you are misrepresenting your mind's eye and I hate when people do that whenever the subject of imagination comes up. You can "see" in your head but it's not like seeing with your physical eyes. In other words, you don't have a personal 4K television in your head no matter how much you want to make it seem that way.
>>83273066This. Plus I'd never be able to pull a bitch that's as hot as the girls in porn so literally wtf is the point of irl foids for me?
>>83273086You're absolutely a virgin. Its just obvious
