/r9k/ - >be me >blackcel >see all these tiktoks and other - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

12/01/25(Mon)20:14:49 No.83273266

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Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)20:14:49 No.83273266 Archived

>be me
>blackcel
>see all these tiktoks and other social media posts with thugmaxxed black guys with hot white girls
>jealous
>decide to thugmaxx
>get rid of glasses, buy durags, jordans, chains
>practice acting like tyrone on discord
>people calling me a dumb nigger
>feelsgoodman
>go to a club on friday night
>get in somehow
>see a thick redhead on the dance floor alone
>walk up to her and start grinding behind her
>say 'wassup bitch' in her ear
>she turns around and smiles at me
>asks me my name
>didnt think of a thugmaxxed name beforehand
>thinking
>too much time is passing its getting weird
>blurt out dequavious
>she says hi my name is destiny
>say what kind of white parents name they white kid destiny, u tweakin, wus yo real name
>she laughs and tells me her parents are a little eccentric
>say 'what dat mean'
>gotta sell the character
>dequavious wouldnt know what eccentric means
>she goes you dont know what eccentric means?
>decide to take a risk
>grab her ass
>'i dont give a fuck about no eccentric unless it involves this fat ass'
>squeeze it
>she pushes me off playfully
>'what you dont want this chocolate?'
>'i might...'

CONT

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)20:16:08 No.83273279

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)20:16:08 No.83273279

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>>83273266
op is a dirty filthy NIGGER LOLOLOLOLOL XDDDDDD

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)20:16:11 No.83273281

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)20:16:11 No.83273281

>go to grab her waist
>shes fine with it
>shes about to say something when some tall ass white guy walks up
>'what the fuck are you doing'
>he has an austrailian accent
>'im just dancing with a pawg'
>'thats my pawg nigga'
>since im being a tyrone right now i cant let a white guy call me the n word
>especially in front of a pawg that i want
>cant get 'punked'
>'what the fuck did you just call me'
>'you heard me'
>'say it again i dare you'
>'i already said it once you want to get disrespected twice?'
>hes like taunting me at this point so i gotta do something
>attempt a sucker punch
>he dodges it somehow
>he punches me in the ear
>again in the nose
>for some reason i try to kick him
>he just catches my leg and throws me
>i fall on the floor
>security comes out of nowhere
>breaks it up basically
>kicks me out
>walk home
>lay in my room in the dark
>cry
>return the jordans the next day

Thugmaxxing, not even once.

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)20:21:50 No.83273313

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)20:21:50 No.83273313

first part is funny, second part sucks

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)20:24:03 No.83273322

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)20:24:03 No.83273322

>SAAAR I AM THE BBC SAAARRRRR

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)20:27:14 No.83273330

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)20:27:14 No.83273330

Hips first ass second coon and pull her away abit from her group
You learn that right away at raves/music fests/clubs
You fucked up cause she brought him along or vise versa

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)20:46:37 No.83273449

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)20:46:37 No.83273449

Bit of advice, drop the durag. White people don't know what it is so it just makes you look like a pirate or something. Which clashes with the rest of your outfit.

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)20:49:31 No.83273470

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)20:49:31 No.83273470

TLDR. spark notes?

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)22:14:24 No.83274052

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)22:14:24 No.83274052

Yeah buddy im thinkin based