>>83273447
i wana punch and kick ppl but it makes me feel bad

:C

>>83273447
I am madly in love with a lesbian because she's the only women I've ever talked to that makes me feel like she's actually listening to what I'm saying

I might fail my background check for a job due to violent assault and or drug possession from 15 years ago
Its offering 160k leafbux and im scared

>>83273447
>i think i have memory issues maybe due to depression (i'm 25)
>brackets behind my teeth broke and i'm poor
>poor and need nicotine
>poor
>uggo
why does reimu need this? what government agency does she work for?

>>83273472
>leafbux
mind if i ask what job? i'm broke and will pass a background check

Be careful with what you say and share that is personal

>>83273529
They call it "pipeline management consultant" basically my last job but i have to helo out since i have my private helicopter and gun license to direct repair direction in BC and various enbrige pipes in alta and such
Have to be on call 7 days a week 24/7 to fly out at every pipe leak witch happens alot

Ive never had a background check before so im worried cause companies usually stonewall you regardless of experience and ive been working in the patch since i was 14 lmao

>>83273447
Well, i'm 20, i've never been to college or had a job and i dislike living with my family. I wish i had a gf and didn't have such a hard time talking to people. Also i'm 5'7.

>>83274095
i'm about the same but 19. don't know what to do.

i wish i could find someone i click with completely and they find me physically attractive and i find them attractive and they never want to leave or betray me but thatll never happen and i want to kill myself

>>83274145
what do you look like? tell us and show us

>>83274245
doesnt matter cause i want someone who clicks with me mentally and thats impossible to find. i know people out there will find me attractive enough, but actually be able to withstand the autism and shit? no fucking chance in HEAVEN or HELL

>>83274106
Yeah its a really common thing in our society. I've already tried going around and asking if they were hiring but i guess i'm going balls deep now

>>83274263
are you a femanon or femboy?
what kinda hobbies you have?

>>83273447
I need more money to order a fuckton of dope but i'm broke as shit and I'm scared of how sad I'll be the important days of the upcoming holidays.

>>83274355
femanon
>what kinda hobbies you have?
clicking with someone is more than just hobbies, anon. you could share hobbies, 1-1, but never get along and never understand eachother and have the most shitty relationship ever. you can also share little hobbies but get along better than 2 people could in the entire universe

>>83273447
>tfw the Japanese radio station I like to listen to through radio.garden plays nothing but Christmas music all this fucking month.
FUCK

>>83274403
What you're saying is technically true, but still shouldn't be a reason to not try
at least sate my curiosity?

>>83274095
>>83274292
I was going to suggest trying to find a job but honestly this job market sucks so I can't hold it against you for not finding one
Keep trying is really all I can say, having the extra cash is never a bad thing even if wagieism is soul-destroying

>>83274754
im not gonna try because i cant be assed to keep trying, going through misery for nothing, because i know that someone who will actually match me and want to be with me forever doesnt exist.
to sate your curiousity:
i like gaming, consooming media, collecting shit, reading, cooking, and i wanna get back into gardening eventually but my current house doesnt allow it

>>83274822
>gaming, consooming media
i mean me too but who doesn't these days
>collecting shit
what kinda shit? cmon tell me
>reading cooking gardening
if you actually do these things it speaks volumes to your character (good things imo)
Idk femanon if you can complain about it on a board you can try at least a little, surely

>>83274874
>who doesn't these days
i think most people consoom media but lots of people dont game lmao
>what kinda shit? cmon tell me
uh well i have lots of collections and mini collections. coins, anime figures, vinyl records, rocks, energy drink cans, books, games, clown dolls, clothing tags, clothes/shoes, dragon statues, consoles (not many rn but i want them all), hot wheels cars, fumos... i think thats it?
>if you actually do these things it speaks volumes to your character (good things imo)
feels like youre doubting me.
i make fantastic food and can do it all from scratch. i was the captain of the gardening club in 2 of my schools and was decently successful at gardening. ive loved it since i was a literal toddler and i tried to grow apple trees.
and i grew up reading 200+ books a year, tho i dont read as much cool stuff anymore, its mainly manga and light novels.
>Idk femanon if you can complain about it on a board you can try at least a little, surely
eh

>>83274941
I swear I had no intention of gassing you up but the more you describe yourself the more I believe you should try
anime figures, energy drink cans and hot wheels are uh admittedly kinda weird but everything else sounds cool
>consoles
which ones do you have?
also where do you keep all this stuff?

>>83274960
anon, i have tried. im tired. im over it. unless a perfect guy falls down from the sky above i refuse to do anything anymore.
>anime figures, energy drink cans and hot wheels are uh admittedly kinda weird but everything else sounds cool
anime figures are weird? what, you dont like anime?
>which ones do you have?
only a ps3, ps4, gameboy advanced rn. and its not actually mine but an xbox one. need a bigger room for more. i wanna get a wii and ps2 as soon as i can.
>also where do you keep all this stuff?
my tiny cramped room. some stuffs in the storage shed outside tho until we move and i get a bigger room

>>83275023
I like some anime, but it always seemed like buying a bunch of figures was basically just like buying prettier funko pops, also I know from some friends who are into this that some of the figures get pricey
I spent hundred of dollars on blu ray disc sets for two of my favorites rather than get figures
I have so many more consoles than you do
I'd love to tell you about them on discord..

>>83273447
I just spent 5k on community college, even though I only completed a few classes. The college turned some of my debt over to a collection agency, so I figure they killed my credit score for years.

>>83275038
ew dont compare figures to funkos. figures are so much more cooler and grand. higher quality, more expensive. not every collectable of a media should be reduced to being "like a funko"
i dont get spending hundreds of dollars on dvds when pirating exists, tbdesu.
>I have so many more consoles than you do
dont doubt it considering i really dont have that much.
>I'd love to tell you about them on discord..
im not gonna add you on disc, anon

>>83275084
>higher quality, more expensive
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't skeptical but I'd also be lying if I claimed any real knowledge of the specifics of anime figurines
as for dvd's, I was raised by a movie buff father, dvd/blu-ray collections are as nostalgic for me as the game consoles are
not even if I was trying to be the perfect man?

>>83273447
I'm weak, and a loser.
Please judge me harshly Reimu!

>>83275109
man funkos and anime figures dont even look the same, and while money doesnt equal quality, do you really think the $15 marvel toy can compare to a $600 figure with its boobs out in quality?
>as for dvd's, I was raised by a movie buff father, dvd/blu-ray collections are as nostalgic for me as the game consoles are
fair enough
>not even if I was trying to be the perfect man?
no offence but.
you cant be something youre not and forcing yourself into that role just for some woman on r9k is gonna exhaust and ruin you in the long term. you shouldnt do that for anyone

>>83273472
Were you an adult? If you were you're fucked.

>>83273447
i'm a pacifist coder who takes lsd to help me code better and learn easier

>>83275183
>really think the $15 marvel toy can compare to a $600 figure with its boobs out in quality?
I mean, when you put it like that..
>you shouldnt do that for anyone
"perfect" and "should" are some of the strangest words in our language
when I said perfect I was trying to sell myself and use repetition, returning your own words to you..
I know we can't be perfect, but we should never let the perfect be the enemy of the good
and from what admittedly little I know of you, between the consoles and the gardening and the reading and the cooking and even the anime figurines, you sound more than good to me, so I feel like I could try
we shouldn't be perfect for anyone, but we should try a little for someone, and I feel like trying a bit, at least right now

>>83275183
>$600 figure with its boobs out in quality?
also can you show me this? if nothing else I wanna see what a $600 dollar figurine with tits looks like

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>>83275300
>and from what admittedly little I know of you, between the consoles and the gardening and the reading and the cooking and even the anime figurines, you sound more than good to me, so I feel like I could try
like i said before:
>>83274403
hobbies dont mean compatibility
>we shouldn't be perfect for anyone, but we should try a little for someone, and I feel like trying a bit, at least right now
i dont really agree with that first part.
theres definitely someone out there thatll find someone to be the perfect partner for them, its a matter of finding them.
"trying" to click, forcing puzzle pieces together, never works.
besides that i dont feel like trying.
>also can you show me this? if nothing else I wanna see what a $600 dollar figurine with tits looks like
this is the one i was referencing lmao

>>83275335
I suppose I have to disagree with your premise, I'm not convinced people are ever truly perfect for each other, there will always be something, and the measure of how good for each other two people are is how they navigate the imperfections
even if you were right, and people were comparable to puzzle pieces, you'd still have to try to put them together to find out if they fit or not, which is at odds with not trying
which makes you a bit of a silly little foid
You're right that is a lot better than a funko pop

>>83273472
You should have spoke to the lawyer before the check and see if you could get it taken off your record before the search

>>83275390
>even if you were right, and people were comparable to puzzle pieces, you'd still have to try to put them together to find out if they fit or not, which is at odds with not trying
fair point.
but i still dont wish to try, tho
>You're right that is a lot better than a funko pop
SEE!! anime figures trump those silly toys. speaking of, im still devastated i couldnt get her. way too expensive

>>83275456
I could make it so easy to try..
What is she even from?
I kinda doubt there's many figurines from the anime I bought on blu-ray tbdesu

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>>83274095
>>83274106
would you guys be down to try being English teachers in Asia?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e0IOkK6RpI

>>83275467
shes an original character. lots of nsfw figures are original characters not from any media
>I kinda doubt there's many figurines from the anime I bought on blu-ray tbdesu
what animes?
theres millions of figures, youll be surprised. if theres not official figures, there'll at least be garage kits

My problem is I dont have a big 2hu plush how am I supposed to sleep like this

>>83275484
Shinsekai Yori

>>83273447
I am very lonely. It eats at me. I have wanted to cry the last few nights. I feel hopeless about my loneliness, I see no way of getting out of the hole I made for myself. Or if I even should, as I also believe that my loneliness is almost akin to fate, afterall there is no way such an ugly creature as me could be loved.

I don't know how to reconcile my preference for big breasts with this. I am very sexually frustrated and want to do so many things.

>>83273447
im a diagnosed schizophrenic

>>83275490
huh im actually shocked there isnt any figs from shinsekai yori. theres some little merch tidbits but no figures

>>83275518
heh, called it
what are the merch tidbits like?

>>83275614
its weird because even lesser known series have figs or garage kits at least. shinsekai yori is not THAT "underground".
>what are the merch tidbits like?
handheld fans and towels, mostly. some plush keychains too. really odd merch choices

>>83275648
i discovered it through a horror themed watch party in the middle of the venn diagram of 4chan users and mmo players
so it felt a little niche to me, still loved it
>towels
do weebs really?

>>83275659
>so it felt a little niche to me, still loved it
it technically is "niche" but even niche shit has figures. i mean, rin daughters of mnemosyne is talked about significantly less but still has at least one gk.
maybe it has something to do with being more popular in the west, or being stuck in a limbo where its popular enough to be known but doesnt have the cult following where people would make gks or request figures for it. like it simply exists.
>do weebs really?
yes.
i bought the monogatari shinobu themed towel and dry my hands with it (not really, not yet at least, im buying it along with my zaregoto cup set next month)

>>83275678
God it is a tragedy that cute weeb chicks like you exist and refuse to talk to me on discord

>>83275712
does my typing style exude cuteness?
i could be like, really outrageously ugly, offensive to the eye irl.
but yeah no i will not talk to anyone on disc

>>83275414
I got tried as an adult so my record got half expunged
Canada is stupid that way

>>83275730
A subdued and refined cuteness but yes imo
Could is another strange word, but how do you feel about email?

>>83275776
very interesting...
>Could is another strange word
how so?
>but how do you feel about email?
no.
i dont even have one of those throwaway emails for talking

>>83275793
I can demonstrate for you how strange could is in a sentence
You could always make a throwaway email

>>83275833
yeah that is very strange. i could do it, but i dont think i will.
how old are you anyhows anon?
thinking about it youre probably out of my age range

i really want a deka reimu

>>83275883
I fell asleep
What is your age range femanon?

>>83273447
I'm completely fucked