how do I stop my wife from taking these massive log 2 hour shits?
>>83273738take her phone away
>>83273748>take her phone awaythen where would she take a shit?
>>83273738>log 2So 0.31 hour = 18.06 minute shits?
>>83273738Feed her more fiber and take her phone away
>>83273738She's flapping and/or shaving her body hair during that time. Just be grateful she isn't usingher shower time instead.
>>83273738just do analthe shits will go by in seconds then all she'll need to take her time on is wiping/bidet sprayingliterally the best thing for me growing up was trying a buttplug during my faggy bdsm phase, now I sit, shit, and stand right back up to wipe in under a minute
that's too long she will get hemorrhoids
