>>83273853
If she's dating me. That's the only case. If she's some random stranger, no. I'd let a platonic friend stay with me while they get back on their feet, sure, but long term only for a hypothetical gf (which I don't have).

are you trying to get assaulted or what

>>83273853
she wont report rape

>>83273853
If she'd agree to not kill me in my sleep and not make false rape accusations against me. Would help if she'd pay at least a slight small bit of rent and would let me know promptly if she saw the people behind the mirrors so that I could be prepared.

>>83273864
why? would i get assaulted?

>>83273853
1. Don't go in my room. The rest of the apartment is shared space.
2. Your butt and butthole belong to me. Groping, kissing, licking, fucking, whenever I want.
3. Keep things tidy and shower at least once a week.

That's it. Obviously this all depends on how cute your friend is.

>>83273867
are you implying you would rape her

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lets see.. if they could try my cooking once a week and help me improve with feedback. maybe try some activities like share some tea and just talk about things, i could use someone to talk to really bad. if we could pretend to be friends and go out to eat somewhere once a month, that'd be good too.

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>>83273853

Just be my wife basically. Regular sex and pairbonding time like video-related and your only other responsibilities besides servicing my physical and mental needs are to take care of the abode which includes cooking, cleaning, and running errands like groceries. There are some exceptions like yardwork which your robot can do. But I will protect and provide and be a husband to you if you be a wife to me.

I am also into butts.

>>83273894
why is your room off limits anon? what if she wasnt cute?

>>83273926
Off limits because I like having my own space. It's my sanctuary. If she's respectful of my things and doesn't irritate me though, I may let her in sometimes.
And if she's not cute, then her butt better be REALLY nice. I'm talking pure callipygian.

>>83273853
She'd have to be hot as hell and never argumentative

>>83273853
daily blowjobs

>>83273853
Depends on how mentally ill but she'd have to either do a lot of housework and pet care or she'd have to be available for some sort of sexual fulfillment (though depending on how she smell that may just be letting me sniff her quim while I jerk off)

Oh and she'd have to get along with my wife.

>>83273853
I'd have to be so well off that I could afford it and she would either have to be a friend or someone i'm fucking. I wouldn't expect payments or sex unless that is the arrangement

>>83273853
>on what condition would anons let a mentally ill fembot stay neet in their house/apartment? asking for a friend
don't be loud
don't be messy
don't bring people back here
but I live in a shoebox so...

>>83273853
>be pretty enough (at least a 6/10)
>have a normal weight or be skinny
>have sex with me on demand and allow me to indulge in my kinks with you
>cook for me and keep my place clean
>be nice to me caring so that I can relax after work
>don't waste money for useless stuff and be resourceful
>don't take any drugs
>be nerdy
That is pretty much it

>>83273853
Girls are really disgusting, but if you keep your hygiene up and don't make a mess; I'll allow it.

I did for a bit and she stopped paying rent i gave her 1 month to pay up she hit me with a rape charge while i was on a bender and my sister did the legwork by calling the cops on me and asking for a rape kit for her freind (didn't even know her)
I thought i might have raped her drunk and got cleared after the hostpital cleared her for no seminal or recent vaginal penitration
Ended up taking the girl to court twice once for defamation and the other through rental tenacy board and my sister gets anything she wants for pulling such a solid because she said im not rapey plus shes uggo

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>>83273853
Depends? What's the mental illness? Are you able to contribute with some of your neetbux or do you have something else you'd be willing to contribute?

The thing about me is I'm a massive perv, and I'd probably want to make your tits bigger or milk you if you could tolerate it.

>>83273853
Which of these sounds like the best deal for your friend, OP?

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>>83273926
>what if she wasnt cute?
I'd prefer my sex pet onahole be ugly so I don't catch feelings

>>83273853
i probably would but im not sure what i would want

>>83273853
In theory, no condition, but I'm already in love with a fembot who I want to be the one to stay NEET in my home.

>>83273853
I have a GF so.
>Pay a reasonable amount of rent from your benefits, I sure as shit won't charge you as much as a real estate company, and in turn the government doesn't need to know I'm getting extra cash that'd fuck with my own benefits.
>Clean up after yourself.
>Don't cause drama or problems.
>Don't bring strangers to my place.
>Don't break/steal my shit.
>Don't cook gross smelly food, don't leave slop in my fridge, don't leave dishes in the sink. Don't know how to cook good shit? That's fine, I like cooking, I'll teach you.
>It'd be cool if we could play some vidya or something or have decent conversations, I'm kind of a shut-in nowadays and I miss having friends to game and chat with IRL instead of through a fucking screen, but I ain't gonna force you, if we click we click.
>Just you existing in my vicinity is gonna be getting me all the sex I could ever want anyway, you know how much girls love other girls being around their BF's, just remember rule 3.
>Rules are subject to change if you turn out to be particularly annoying and/or crazy.

Sex

Don't destroy anything or invite people over

serious answer: do you have rent money? if not, why would i?

OP bailed ofc.

>>83273853
I would not do that under any circumstances, NEEToids must be exterminated.

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Never my home is a scared space

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>>83276625
>a scared space

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>>83273853
only ONE condition: she'd have to find a job

>>83273853
Like a few other anons said already the only condition I would ever allow someone to live with me is if I was raping you.

i want to keep a desperate neet femcel in a cage and treat her like a sex slave. it would be so hot and she would get food, shelter and love so it would be worth it for both of us

>>83273916
>pairbonding
We need to get rid of the 12 year olds that post here

>>83273853
doesn't want anybody over. not loud and not fat. willing to watch me jerk off whenever.

What if she's a tranny?

>>83273853
if she was a stacy, loyal to me and not mentally ill

Just exist bro
I am a femneet and treat my bf that works full time like garbage usually but he still takes care of me. I regularly get blackout drunk and abuse him. Guess the pussy is just that good

>>83273853
only if she is able to be my virgin girlfriend

she can't physically harm me. I don't want the same thing happening like the last girl

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>>83277567
>and love
nobody ever defined what it is, which ultimately resulted in a post like yours

>>83273853
>I live with my parents
>I'm a neet
clearly I'm not the one that puts conditions on who can/should stay here

>>83277580
Then she's got to let me suck her balls until they pop

>>83273853
Two hugs a day

>>83273853
She'd have to stay in the house almost constantly untli I was ok with her being seen in my small town.

How can neets exist in 2026 when gig work exists? Jeets and Muslims come into the western world and get on those apps for work. You can rent a car for 30 bucks a day or less Theres literally no excuse you cant make a single dollar

>>83277580
She would also be subject to rape.

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>>83277878
>just spend 14 hours a day driving for a pittance

>>83273853
>skinny (cheaper to feed)
>18-20 (after that sex is required)
>your particular mental illness isn't dangerous to me or the property

>>83277580
i would be fine with it but only if she had a large and thick girldick

>>83277927
yeah maybe in some places it's still ok, but where i am food delivery apps became way too saturated with drivers a few years ago leading to huge downtime between orders. you could be out for 12hrs and make less than 50 profit now. you also get treated like a total subhuman by everybody. really not worth it

>>83273853
gonna be a bit difficult since i'm all the way down in south america
but well, it depends on the mental illness, really
i'd also expect her to clean after herself and follow the few house rules i have (quiet after 10 pm, close windows if at all possible, etc.)
my price would be one tight hug per day

>>83273853
I don't have the means to take care of a woman. If I did have the means, I would vet them very carefully in very subtle ways to know what I'm dealing with. If I picked up any sign of potential trouble, I'd cut contact immediately.

>>83273853
How many blowjobs per day?

>>83278005
>be brown
>walk in to pick up a pizza I ordered
>qt behind the counter: Doordash?

>>83273853
Gotta pay me some money, or be a sexual object. That's about it.

>>83273853
1. she must be at least a 5/10
2. she must be cutesy (or just nice is enough)
3. she must be hygienic
4. she must wear clothes i buy her during sex
5. a lot of sex
6. doesn't break things, pawn things, doesn't light the house on fire, nor flood it

>>83277927
as opposed to 14 hours rotting in your room?
>>83278005
food delivery should only be done on days when people have money to throw (aka pay day, holidays) otherwise, do package delivery or courier.

>>83276310
>>OP bailed ofc.
This
(Samefagging for emphasis)

>>83273853
The rules of nature
Male provides for and protects female, female keeps male warm at night and sires many children.

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Cutting up their fucking face with my boxcutter

>>83278020
>my price would be one tight hug per day
>already cheating on his gf
l m a o

>>83273853
I tried letting one live with me but it got out of hand

>>83273853
None, women wanted to end patriarchy so they are on their own. Plus where I live letting a woman live with you opens you up to a nasty can of worms legally.

>>83279896
>where I live letting a woman live with you opens you up to
what third world shithole are you from?

>>83277534
It's been... blessed... all over

>>83273853
Is she's a 4/10+ yes, but with conditions.

>Either take space in my room or take the guest bedroom. Idgaf
>Clean regularly. Shower consistently. Self care.
>I will take care of meals/food and provide a small to medium size allowance to a card i have access to. You could say it's performance based.
>There will be cameras everywhere.
>She's allowed to use any of my gaming consoles/pc. Just don't mess my shit up
>She's expected to always be dtf/cuddle to relax. No expectation of a relationship, but not allowed to fuck anyone else during this time. BC is a must.
>Access to either of my vehicles in the event she needs to go somewhere, but I have GPS on both.
>I will purchase clothes and dictate what does/doesn't get worn.
>Regular vacations and trips will be provided. You have input on these.
>You'd be able to reach me 24/7 if you need anything.
>When I'm not home, you have free range of the place. When I am home, you stay relatively close and ready unless I say otherwise.

With that being said, I'm married and this is more/less what my wife agrees to so that she can be a neet stay-at-home with her own form of neetbucks

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>>83279907
>what third world shithole are you from?
America unironically. Living with a woman gives her many of the "rights" a married couple have, and by that I mean alot of the one's that women generally use to ruin your life. I was retarded enough to find this out the hard way when I was younger desu

>>83280056
Common law can be a bitch

>>83273853
Be my personal fleshlight, make dinner every now and and again, cuddle me when I sleep, don't let the house completely turn into a pigsty

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>>83273853
She would have to be my slave and do everything that I want her to. I would train her for throatfucking, and then throatfuck her very frequently. There would be all sorts of other sexual and affectionate activity as well. I would take an enormous amount of pictures and video/audio recordings of her for research purposes and masturbation. I would study her body, take all sorts of measurements of it, and conduct experiments on her involving sex and health. I would force her to improve her health by avoiding all pharmaceutical drugs, street drugs, supplements, cigarettes, vapes, alcohol, makeup, skincare products, sunscreen, detergents, perfumes, air fresheners, incense, etc. Improving her health would also involve sunbathing and only eating raw meat, eggs, dairy, and some fruit. Her wellbeing would improve massively, which would make it more enjoyable to have sex with her. It would also make her very fertile, which is unfortunate since I would only want children if I was wealthy. I'll have to either ejaculate in her throat every time or find another way to avoid using condoms

>>83273853
100% sexual availability, i'm not paying for any expenses besides providing the housing, if you steal anything from me or break any of my shit i will *literally* kill you. you can only live in my crusty unfinished basement and i do not want to see or hear you, ever, unless i am coming around to fuck you. if you can accept all of this i will legitimately marry you so you have some sense of security in the deal, but mind that i would also kill you if you tried to divorce me.

>>83273853
Just let them. They are not much different from you, and tradfags hate being forced to realize that.

>>83273853
If I did chores and didn't bother you, stayed in my room, and picked up after myself, didn't bring anyone home. Could I stay?

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>>83273853
>what condition
Well, I was gonna say that she pays rent but I guess that's out because of the NEET thing.

In which case the severity ans type of mental illness must be weighed. If she worked as a cleaner and 24hr babysitter for my kid and very importantly, was good with him, that would work because I could pick up extra shifts and such so long as she wasn't a massive financial burden.

Otherwise it's pretty much wife or nothing I guess which would entail the other stuff I described but I would also give her smooches.

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>>83273853
sexual availability and exclusivity, and what should be all the other no-brainers like no screaming at the walls at odd hours, no breaking or stealing my material possessions, no causing drama with neighbors
Part of sexual availability here means indulging my kinks, which will usually involve you dressing in a maid outfit and taking my dick up your butt, I don't consider my tastes to be that strange
Would probably also ask her to clean up every now and again, but would let her play my vidya basically whenever
Some femanon with any interest in this should rate everyones conditions for neet sex pets

my apartment is too small for 2 people. i guess if she beat me up id find room for her