No but I would like to

>>83274334
I once had to hide and watch while a cute young couple fucked in their bed but that was only cuz I broke into their house and couldn't leave lmao. but that's a long story. otherwise, no, I haven't watched anyone fuck while they knew I was watching.

Public park and aquarium behind the fish that latch under fishe anyways the vancouver aquarium probably shouldn't have introduced alcholo/adult nights

>>83274334
No but i heard it

My upstairs neighbor was some woman that would walk around with heavy boots and heels all the time and she woke me up out of my sleep once to the sound of her bed rocking. Could not stand that bitch

>>83274334
In a secluded area of the park. Got caught rubbing myself, scared and cried, asked if I could get some lol

>>83274334
My homeless male prostitute friend used to fuck hot girls in some random dark alley right after meeting them because he's tall, attractive and has a huge dick. It was literally that easy and he was from a rich family as well. It's a shame that he is a weak minded faggot who got into drugs and basically burned every single bridge in his life by taking every single possible wrong decision. Imagine Connor Murphy, but way worse.

>>83274334
A few years ago, I remember taking a shortcut through a trail in a kind of shitty part of town, and I'm pretty sure there was a couple fucking, out in broad daylight. Like, they made no effort to hide themselves, they were just under a tree. I assume they thought no one walked past there anyway.

I didn't get a good look though, she might've just be straddling him. If they were fucking though, I assume they were either homeless or shameless teenagers.
>>83274361
Assuming you're a burglar and not a wiretapping glownigger, did you get any epic loot at least? You should've started moaning too.

>>83274334
I once saw a couple making out in their car, and I yelled
>GET A FUCKING ROOM
at then and scurried away. It was pretty funny.

>>83274450
He was rich but was a male prostitute? How does that work

And is he dead now?

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>>83274334
>drove to local park to eat my mcdonalds drive through meal
>another car is parked a distance away
>fogged windows, car shaking
>see blurry shapes of two people fucking in back seat
>sex wow
>keep watching
>10 mins later
>back door opens
>two teenage boys climb out and move to front
>mfw I just watched underage gay sex

>>83274334
Been the one fucking in public. Fucked my girlfriend, now wife (that's how I knew she was the one) on the side of a semi major road, underneath a massive oak tree in the bed of my truck near a bar, the random hotel parking lot, on the dining room floor of a restaurant i used to manage

>>83274334
Sex doesnt actually exist

>>83274523
He basically went away from his family after he got addicted and denied any kind of help from them or from anyone else. I only got the news because he went into some random cyber cafe and contacted me telling everything that happened. Haven't heard anything from him since 2022.

>>83274543
Damn that's pretty gay

>>83274494
>Assuming you're a burglar and not a wiretapping glownigger, did you get any epic loot at least?
I wasn't there to rob anyone, I was just homeless and it was a very harsh winter. I thought they were gone for the winter but they came home earlier than expected. I was really only there for food and shelter.
>You should've started moaning too.
That would've been funny but I would have probably been assaulted and jailed. Whether it's worth it is subjective I guess

>>83274375
>vancouver aquarium probably shouldn't have introduced alcholo/adult nights
They know what they're doing

I was walking my dog once through a small path in a forest, and i find two obese people passionately having sex, missionary on the floor. They were just on the edge of the path, not even behind a tree or anything. I thought they might be two gay men at first, since the woman had her hair tied back and they were so fat you really couldn't tell, but i said hello in a bit of a passive aggressive voice and they actually both replied in unison, and one of the voices was clearly that of a woman, so at least i didn't witness gay sex

>>83274361
absolutely based, are you the guy from /ck/ who raids peoples fridges?
>>83274334
I have participated in 3ways, does that count?

>>83274601
Oh i was talking about me and my ex cause i have a lil exhibition fetish
Worst was Christina lake on a mining geode walkthru of safe mines and 2 people are slamming it and the guide said "well thunder eggs or thighs are present here"

2nd worse was a jumper on the sea to sky and 2 dudes decided to fuck while someone was trying to yeet themselves

>>83274543
Reported for being a pedophile

I hope you like jail as a chomo

>>83274543
Damn niggas is gay

yes. my mom and some nobody when i was a kid. a couple showing off in a hotel window across from me when i was in my early teens. a couple fags in a camping tent at 3-4am a year ago (wasn't my fault).

I had quite a bit of public sex with my girlfriend in high school. She sucked me off in movie theaters, in my car in public parking lots, and in parks. We had most of our sex in my car by necessity, but the other locations were more because I harbored some insecurity that I was trying to conquer. Before she expressed interest in me she hooked up with a better-looking black fellow who was also better-endowed. At an off-hand suggestion she sucked him off in a public place; they could have been caught but she didn't care and really went for it, and got it.

This might have not addled my mind so much but since I was the guy she 'really liked' she had to make me wait for it, and this gave me all the complices one might imagine. I still harbored these insecurities after our sexual rapport had been fully established and tried to stymie them by doing more and more deranged things with her than she'd done with the previous fellow so casually. As she was easy-going I don't think it was so much torment, but she was also perceptive and I doubt I was as successful at concealing from her as I was myself the purpose of these acts.

Ironically it was the times when we were together in solitude and free of self-consciousness that the sex was the most satisfying. It's a nice bragging right to have your dick sucked in a theater, but the furtive, nervous approach never worked for me. My mind would wander to the event when she kneeled down and gorged a huge black cock on a whim, eagerly swallowing his seed in what I couldn't help but feel was a more spontaneous and natural encounter than I could furnish even after getting to know her much better.

I think what attracted me to the idea of public sex was the idea that I could be freed from my obsessive analytical approach to socialization by transgressing norms in pursuit of hedonism. Unfortunately I was still me in the moment, so the pleasure didn't arrive in one tenth the measure of anxiety.

>>83274334
No I have never seen sex irl funny enough.
Or had it for that matter.
But recently my neighbors have started fucking like crazy and I hear them rocking the bed and the girl cumming her brains out. Almost made me cum just by hearing it at first, but now I've gotten used to it.

>>83275174
Based insane anon, this is just how dating always feels after a certain age though. You absolutely know she has done nastier shit with a bigger chad when she was younger, hotter, and hornier if she's any age over 20.

>>83274334
nope. never even heard it living in an apartment building. never had it. sex isn't real

A guy in a pickup next to me was getting a blowjob while driving

Roommate getting a blowjob from gf (they thought I was asleep)

Don't think I ever saw someone sexing

>>83274950
>are you the guy from /ck/ who raids peoples fridges?
no but that sounds interesting as fuck and now I'm gonna raid the archives looking for him

I saw my neighbors engaging in very extreme and unconventional sex acts because they left their window open and when they saw me I waved at them and they smiled and waved back.
Shocker: they were homosexual men.

>>83275499
Post caps if you do, I'm not sure how exactly to search for him but he occasionally posts about how he breaks into people's houses and eats food from their fridge. Doesn't stay there, doesn't take anything else, just eats their food and leaves and he's not homeless or anything just does it for fun.

>>83275513
I refuse to believe this is possible for any length of time given how many cameras are around these days.

>>83275226
LOL thank you for acknowledging I am crazy. I think what got into my head about the situation is more that I had a fine self-image, don't worry so much about the 'bigger chads' but had some cold water thrown on me by her apprehension. Like, I'm a freak, and I'm not supposed to let on, but you're supposed to know, but you don't know? Or you do? Well I'll tell you-- oh, but with me, it's different. The 'me' me, or the 'me' I was putting on because I'm not supposed to let on that I'm a freak? (And you're telling me about this shit you did with the other guy but won't do with me, why?) I can't pretend this didn't get under my skin, or that it wasn't utterly thrilling. It's funny to think that someone with whom I had such a perfect sexual chemistry was also constantly and innocently inducing a total psychosexual derangement. Not that I wasn't a willing participant, but still.