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>30yo and never had sex
Will i enjoy it if ihave first time
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>>83274533
You will, if it's with someone you like. If it's with some prostitute or a stranger, you will likely come back here and make one of these "sex is so overrated I can't believe I was hyped up for this" absolutely retarded threads.
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>will I enjoy it the first time
Nobody really does, first time is universally awkward because it's such an intimate act
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>>83274557
You can have a first everything with a nice prostitute as long as you don't cheap out. Try anal, vag and bj. Essentially make a list for the evening, get some outfits and go to town. I'm sure she'd even cosplay and fuck
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>>83274568
My first time was wonderful because I had it with someone I loved and who was in love with me.

>>83274587
Sex with someone you have no emotional bond with is just awkward, underwhelming masturbation. I have no idea how anyone can enjoy it.
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>>83274568
I really enjoyed the awkwardness of my first time to be honest. We were really just joking around because we could and that took a lot of stress off.
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>>83274568
Fuck yah, mine was, but then it became more awesome.
>After highschool, invite girl I'm talking to (she actually had a boyfriend, but wasn't happy) over to my house. Still living with parents.
>Start watching the shining. Immediately start making out, feel up tits. Get bra off with ease (this I've done several times with other exs)
>fondle tits, bite her neck (its what she liked), then slide hands inbetween jeans and panties. We're both topless.
>she's Wet
>Undo pants and take off. We're both in underwear. She's wearing something similar to picrel.
>after some fun, she's on top of me, no underwear, she had a full bush (she'd never shaved before)
>Pull condom from one of those wood cigar boxes my dad gave me.
>Single condom i had just got weeks prior from ozzfest. Trojan had a booth and we're giving out singles. I took just one.
>Take it out of the package. Unroll the entire fucking thing and try to shove my dick in... I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M DOING.

Cont.
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>>83274901
>I shove my entire dick into the condom.
>WTF
>It looks so fucking weird
>She looks at me and asks "Are you a virgin?"
>I just nod.
>She then proceeds to take off of the condom.
>"Your only my second. But you can be the first to cum inside me. It's a safe day"
>She slides down and makes a little moan. Then leans right onto my nose, right as the road runner does the beep beep. She goes "beep beep" then kisses me.
>Last for maybe a min. Bust inside. She lays on my chest, dick still inside.
>It's not going soft.
>She starts grinding her hips. Then starts bouncing them.
>She's getting into it. Shit felt different. Better even. She orgasims. Her legs shake. She drops to my chest.
>I wasn't done
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>>83274533
The longer you go without having sex, the more overhyped it will be when you finally have it.
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>>83275221
>Grabbed her hips and went primal. I'm so glad the house was empty. She was loud.
>Bust again.
>She's done. She collapses on my chest.
>We stay like that for a few moments before she gets up.
>There's a flood of our fluids
>Hand her my boxers to wipe
>She puts her panties on. Then pants back on, as she puts them on, we hear it. All those fluids are spilling out.
>She grabs her crotch. "Wow... can I use your bathroom."
>"Sure. Let me know if you need anything"
>I have my bedroom right next to the bathroom. I could hear her humming, then her phone rings in my room. I fumble for it, it's her boyfriend. I immediately rejected. Panic mode. Rejected call.
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>>83275580
>He calls almost immediately after, rejected again. Fuck. One more time, rejected. FUCK.
>She hurries to me, She heard the ringtone through the wall.
>I hand her the phone. Apologized. Told her I panicked and ignored the calls. He calls again while she's holding it. She ignored it.
>It's obvious that something was going on. We sit on my bed for a min. She started to cry. It seems like reality just set in. I'll never forget how I felt. I grabbed her and held her close. I told her that I'd be here if she needed anything. I really did like her.
>She gets dressed. Then asks for a few moments of privacy. Leave her in my room, then close the door, then go outside to clear my head. We used to have a tree swing. Sit in it and just rock back and forth. It was really warm out. After a bit, she comes out side quietly and sit next to me. She then leans her head on my shoulder.
>We were just there, outside sitting on the chair swing slowly going back and forth.
>"can you take me home?"
>agree
>Bench row seat. She sits in the middle, head leaning on me. I put my arm around her and hold her.
>We stay like that almost the whole way. >As soon as we turn into her neighborhood, she scoots to the next spot over and buckles herself in.
>we still hold hands
>Drop her of at home, we kiss, then she heads up to the house. I then leave.
>That was just the first of MANY MANY encounters.

She started to spend more and more time with me. It started getting addicting.
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>>83274557
They're right. It's like a first kiss or any activity. When you do it with someone you love. You see the beauty. You understand the courage and strength a person develops during times of struggle.
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>>83274901
Pic rel. These are the type of undies she had on.
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>>83274533
Not if you dont improve your own mental health (or whatever you prefer to call it) first. It'll suck if you are horribly anxious and insecure and have a bad opinion of yourself.
>>83274568
>>83274557
My first time was with a prostitute and it was fun and pleasant.



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