Youre gonna wanna hear this https://voca.ro/1jTWWCZq0uZf
>>83274679You gotta love that demoman accent
>>83274679Shitting is one of my favourite parts of the day. It's serene. Gotta work out more so I can eat more so I can shit more.
>>83275035I had the diarrhea shits all day and yeah my arsehole got proper tore up from the wiping.
>>83275058Well that doesn't sound very pleasant. What did you eat that caused this?
>>83275067I had a pizza from a local shop but I also drank pretty heavily the night before so I had a bit of the rotten beer shits plus the pizza was probably made by a paki unfortunately
>>83275078Fuck... Paki-made pizza does not sound appetising. Does beer really do that? Maybe the reason my shits have been hurting is because of the beer...