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Why is it that the average moid either only lasts 1 minute or can't get hard at all?
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>>83274683
>can't
>>83274683
>moid
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>>83274683
some tranny group is pushing this pepe hard
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>>83274683

Because most of you aren't fucking us so we're coping with porn and masturbation, giving us death grip syndrome.
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>>83274683
Clearly never been with me I last at least 5 minutes
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>>83274683
Combination of porn addiction and lack of experience
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>>83274683
Why is it that you dumb conservative picky females only accept penis focused penetrative sex, and can't lower your goddamn standards and settle for nice guy incels who would be happy to simply gently eat you out and finger you without needing any penetrative shit? Why are your sexual preferences so garbage? Men should never even need to remove our pants at all during sex. You have those clitorises and don't even care about using them at all. Fuck my chungus no clitoris-touching life
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>>83274748
women of r9k, disregard this man
dick is the solution to all of your problems and no relationship is complete if one isn't going inside you
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>>83274683
Biological penises are obsolete. Technology has surpassed nature.
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>>83274831
Holy shit stop spamming this you disgusting fucking faggot.
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Pussy feels too good. Dont blame us, blame women. Also KYS troon.
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>wants to spend an hour on foreplay and teasing
>disappointed i come immediately
what do you expect
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>porn addiction
>overweight
>slop diet
>no exercise
>drinks too much alcohol
>possible weed
the average person is completely unhealthy and you can easily become a top 20% man just by living a good lifestyle
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>>83274683
The asexual girls are having a field day nowadays since their partner doesn't expect them to do it for long/often.
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>>83274683
>get half hard at best
>try to stuff the noodle into you anyway
>eventually hard enough to get it in
>nut in about 15 seconds afterwards
no refunds
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you can't compare to gooning sweetie
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>>83275371
tsmt. All you need to do is to go the gym 5x a week, shower 3x a day, get a hair transplant, a haircut, give up any and all activities which produce dopamine if you don't deem them productive, write in your journal every day and buy hamzas course. After that, the overweight ltb of your dreams might retain eye contact with you for more than a second the next time she sees you at the supermarket!
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>>83274683
well its either jerk off all the time to have stamina, or its fuckin women constantly, to have stamina, both which are things that women think are the 'ick, so, well, what do you want.
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You need to only fuck guys that work out. I am not trolling or saying this as a suggestion. This is your only path to happiness. Guys that work out can last longer, get hard easily (my man wakes up rock hard every single day and gets hard at just kissing or seeing my cleavage), and have a lower refractory period.
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>>83274872
it's literally just advertisement, it's probably the troon spamming for his 50 year old french canadian mistress with saddest pair of tits you've ever seen
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>>83274872
Stop being mad and accept reality, Timmy
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>>83275602
Yeah better to stagnate and be a disgusting piece of lazy shit because women won't fall into your lap for taking care of yourself
Listen to how fucking dumb you sound
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>>83276744
sorry are we talking about the man or woman self improvi-just kidding, we already know its only the man whose expected to ever lift a finger
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>>83276744
Women get to just exist and be accepted for who they are. So it's only fair that women should do the same for men. Men are tired of women refusing equality in romance.
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because porn and masturbation is better than sex with average roasties. its not our fault you cant compete with porn stars and anime waifus
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>>83275602
you've been defeated
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>>83274872
This board is full of spam. Just let me pretend I had a wife like this ;_;
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>>83274683
I just fucked my slampig fuck buddy for a good 30 min last night. I licked and kissed and sucked on her fupa and belly and thighs before I ate her pussy. Then I fucked her while choking her and licking her face and grabbing her belly until I came deep inside her.
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>>83274683
Have you tried losing weight or being a biological woman?
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>>83274683
Maybe it's a (You) problem. Do you wash yourself properly in the shower? Do you use a sponge every now and then to scrub between your fat folds and dig out the dead skin?



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