/r9k/ - what do (you) need now to succeed in life? - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

12/02/25(Tue)02:19:24 No.83275530

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what do (you) need now to succeed in life?

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)02:20:26 No.83275533

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)02:20:26 No.83275533

>>83275530
$1 million and a boyfriend who loves me and only me and cherishes me

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)02:21:39 No.83275540

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)02:21:39 No.83275540

A job. ANY job. I don't have any money left to do my compTIA courses with and if I just get the chance to get a few certs, MAYBE I can make my break. At least more recent work might get my resumd looked over by a human...

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)02:22:25 No.83275541

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)02:22:25 No.83275541

Nothing

It's a solved game

The 1% are just gonna exploit, rape and enslave the goycattle for eternity

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)02:23:03 No.83275546

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)02:23:03 No.83275546

unlimited motivation to study. i have found my path and yet i cannot walk on it because i am too lazy.

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)02:36:39 No.83275604

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)02:36:39 No.83275604

I lack the will to grow and continue with my goals and improve my life in general.

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)02:42:47 No.83275642

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)02:42:47 No.83275642

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>>83275530
i already succeeded what i need is someone to share it with

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)02:44:38 No.83275647

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)02:44:38 No.83275647

somebody or something to care about

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)02:44:59 No.83275650

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)02:44:59 No.83275650

>>83275530
>what do (you) need now to succeed in life?
Money

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)02:45:21 No.83275652

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)02:45:21 No.83275652

>>83275647
You should be caring about draining my ballsack of cum.

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)02:55:02 No.83275681

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)02:55:02 No.83275681

>>83275652
yeah yeah eat shit

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)03:46:37 No.83275882

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)03:46:37 No.83275882

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>>83275530
a good reason to get up in the morning

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)03:49:28 No.83275895

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)03:49:28 No.83275895

A cup of ice water
I like water

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)04:21:51 No.83276016

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)04:21:51 No.83276016

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>>83275530
people to call my own
but i'll never get any because i'm a skinwalker, not a person

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)04:27:25 No.83276032

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)04:27:25 No.83276032

>>83275530
experiencing sex without paying for it

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)04:28:35 No.83276041

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)04:28:35 No.83276041

>>83275530
To keep going.

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)04:38:41 No.83276088

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)04:38:41 No.83276088

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beer & ciggies

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)04:40:38 No.83276097

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)04:40:38 No.83276097

saars pamping the bitcoin

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)04:54:48 No.83276141

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)04:54:48 No.83276141

>>83275530
yakui the maid irl to be my girlfriend :(

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)05:04:48 No.83276178

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)05:04:48 No.83276178

>>83275530
Sex.
I'm ready to pay any price for it... As long as it's free

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)05:19:56 No.83276224

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)05:19:56 No.83276224

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Being able to not work for the rest of my life. Living at least 18,533.17km away from my family.

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)05:32:28 No.83276261

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)05:32:28 No.83276261

>>83275530
Money. I have tons of things that I'd love to work on and to do but I lack the freedom and the means to get what I need for all of that. At least one of my first experiments is in sight for me.
>>83275533
If you get the money then make sure to call me.

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)05:42:25 No.83276293

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)05:42:25 No.83276293

>>83275530
For the people who are being paid a lot of money to help me to actually do their fucking jobs. I know that's asking a lot because I'm a lot more complicated than their regular clients, I am not a complete idiot and I have tried to help myself and reached the limit of what I can accomplish alone, and that means they need to actually problem solve and help come up with solutions rather than just regurgitate the first, most obvious thing anyone in my position would have tried if they had a modicum of self-awareness. But nonetheless, it is their jobs, and my expectation is that if handling me is too difficult for them, that they tell me that instead of stringing me along wasting everyone's time and the taxpayer's money.

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)05:44:15 No.83276307

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)05:44:15 No.83276307

>>83275530
ppeace

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)05:46:34 No.83276314

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)05:46:34 No.83276314

>>83275530
10k euro no payback

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)05:50:35 No.83276334

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)05:50:35 No.83276334

80 million dollars is good enough for me.

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)05:52:07 No.83276351

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)05:52:07 No.83276351

>>83275530
>what do (you) need now to succeed in life?
virgin girlfriend who loves me romantically and intimately

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)08:18:48 No.83277053

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)08:18:48 No.83277053

Giving this thread a much needed bump.

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)08:21:12 No.83277070

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)08:21:12 No.83277070

>>83275530
GED
3 million dollars
Apartment
GF

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)08:46:42 No.83277179

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)08:46:42 No.83277179

>>83275882
But what reason do you want to get up in the morning?

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)10:31:48 No.83277791

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)10:31:48 No.83277791

>>83277179
Probably a GF, if I had to guess. That's what most anons mean when they say stuff like that.

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)11:16:33 No.83278104

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)11:16:33 No.83278104

>>83275530
a little bit more money and drugs

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)11:17:28 No.83278107

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)11:17:28 No.83278107

>>83275530
new brain

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)11:19:25 No.83278118

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)11:19:25 No.83278118

i am successful now but i don't think i can ever leave 4chan
i moved to tumblr after the site was down for two weeks but it's a different itch

100k cash would do a lot for immediate wish fulfillment but i could also just be patient
i'm putting way too much money into my retirement funds so it feels like i'm living paycheck to paycheck but i'm really not

Anonymous !HKiI8Junas
12/02/25(Tue)11:19:56 No.83278123

Anonymous !HKiI8Junas 12/02/25(Tue)11:19:56 No.83278123

>>83275530
companionship i guess
some good memes, some bad laughs, someone who's happy to spend time with me and actually pulls me to do stuff together

but you know anon, no rest for the wicked so none of that for me
i'm unsuited for that anyway, it seems

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)12:00:12 No.83278394

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)12:00:12 No.83278394

>>83275530
>rich parents
>connections to other rich people
>enough self control not to fumble any success that's thrown at you
That's pretty much it.

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)12:03:26 No.83278414

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)12:03:26 No.83278414

>Erase my schizo pseudointellectual redditor brother who does literally nothing from existence
Not sure what else. I need my parents' help to do mandatory things like get my license but they're usually busy placating him when he's constantly huffing and puffing in the middle of the house because "God" told him that something bad is gonna happen. I am unbelievably tired of Christfags because it seems like 90% of it is just an excuse to entertain schizoprenic delusions. "Yeah I'm smart, the voice in my head telling me that you're stupid, it's God." Yeah okay, do me a favor and stay in the mental hospital.

Sorry, had to vent.