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Don't bow down to twolls, lads, edition.
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Anime?
YES!
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Need seasideMARK back lads
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>>83278627
Cringe if you're over 20.
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Scratched my face after chopping chillis and now my eye is burning well bad. What a mong I am.
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>>83278631
I'm worried about him. I'm tempted to send him a gift in the post. He made me realise that every day we above ground is a great day.
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>>83278631
Nonces of a feather diddle together.
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>>83278647
Same de lad. I sent him an email this morning but he hasn't replied. I just want to know he's ok.
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Jingle bells batman smells robin laid an egg x
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>>83278661
I tried to ring him and it went straight to voicemail.
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>>83278663
fort it was "robin flew away"
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>>83278647
>I'm tempted to send him a gift in the post
You won't
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>>83278663
Uncle Billy lost his willy on the motorway x
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>>83278627
For me? VNs
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>>83278672
I sent him a Christmas card last year.
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>>83276130
>Dropping litter on the ground affects others.
Imagine being a man, and stopping what you're doing to throw something in a bin.

Holy fuck you ponce.
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Twolls won.
Not rite
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>>83278680
Virtual Nookie?
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Filled his nappy dad
Doo doo doo doo
Filled his nappy daaaaaad

I wanna wish you a merry christmas I wanna wish you a merry christmas from my bottom and my faaaart,
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cute tall yank on pointless
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>>83278693
Virtual Nonce
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i really fancy bonnie blue
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Voluminous Norks
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Christmas tree is up.
Looks alright when the lights are on, but otherwise it's a bit of a shit looking tree if I'm being honest.
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>>83278711
Would love to see her on MrLuckyPOV. Hope Mr Lucky can book her.
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>>83278716
alright spyro lid
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>Night before Christmas
>Sex with gf
>Blindfold her
>Lead her into the bedroom
>Have special surprise for her
>Blindfold off
>It's a big naked black man with a bow on his engorged member
>Got her a BBC for christmas
would be so fucking sexy
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Listening to the Frank Sinatra Christmas album like a good boomer x
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cracking edish OP
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All Ruth wants for Christmas is a BBC.
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>>83278728
Mad how male pornstars can just be like yeah I fancy shagging her, book them in and have a 3 hour fuckfest
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>>83278755
She's in a committed relationship with a white lad.
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It appears to be on like donkey kong, does it not x
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just realised i did not switch to a better sword i picked up. i have not been improving a new ability, and my save file is now INEFFICIENT
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feel like pure shit after my flu shot today
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>>83278762
What's even madder is he nearly always reveals that him and the talent shagged before filming. Man's getting freebies
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>>83278766
None of my concern, this
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>cuckGPT advertising plans being scaled back/called off

Thank g-d
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corrr Stephanie Sterling has a new YouTube show with her new anthro-sona.

i am learning what to think about AI in video games.
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>>83278765
'W' cannot compete with Jamal's 12 incher lad.
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>>83278785
And to top it off they profit from it kek what a life
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>>83278792
ChatGPT went to shit when they dropped the 4o model. 5 is completely soulless.
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>>83278799
Aye, proper mental lid
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laffing at the lad taking the piss out of me. as though i'm not fine with this edish and HE isn't the one seething today LOL
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never going to a waitrose again, happy days
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Might try out gemini 3 and its paywall limitations me, apparently it's quite superior to cuckGPT-5.1
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FHM have only gone a done a bloody sex issue
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natashas bedroom for me it is leds
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Didn't have my advent choccie this morning which means I can have it now. What a treat.
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what are some small girl youtubers or porn girls that actually talk to their fans because they are small enough to do so? i want a parasocial relationship but i want to be able to talk to her a bit and get her to know who i am.
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>>83278827
Imagine still doing this shit after the age of 4, but hey, you're helping some jew buy his 7th yacht so that's great!
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>'Chat'GPT

imagine being French
imagine if something normal was called cats
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suck the cock
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Luv AI me i do
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Prefer Grok chat, me
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>>83278822
about time. women's magazines are always about sex. it's 2025, men can like sex too.
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>>83278840
Corrr someone didn't get their advent choccy today. Imagine living life with such misery, not a drop of whimsy, just pure anger and hatred. Couldn't be me.
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for me it's telling the AI to do pixel art, like a SNES game.

then hoarding the images in case i ever decide to make a game (perhaps when AI gets better at programming and music).
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I didn't buy myself an advent calendar this year. But somewhere I have my christmas picturey thing, and got 1 of my nanna's old christmas ornaments. Need to find where the flipping heck they are, desu.
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might sign up for this Judaism. you know how lads keep saying "i WANT to join a cult, actually"?
well this seetheposter makes being a Jew sound amazing.
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>>83278865
Spot on lad. Imagine seething about "jews" every time you buy something. Lad probably has no money
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>>83278871
>when i make a game
by which you mean
>when i can prompt the climate change machine to shit one out for me
look look i made this!! i typed my prompt into the computer and it shat this ugly garbage out!! i made this im so special!!

god you rly should consider killing yourself
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might start alternating my senna with another type of laxative.

https://www.nhs.uk/medicines/laxatives/
maybe this is an overly simplistic view of it, but i think i just want the 'stimulant' kind. my poo is normal, or it depends what i've eaten. the problem is actually emptying my bowels, just need my innards to do that on command.

(won't be giving up painkillers, don't bother suggesting that.)
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got another meeting booked with the escort I saw on Sunday lads :)
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>>83278906
i made a platform game when i was 13.

even then i felt like a pleb for using Game Maker and 'programming it' in GML. i didn't use something like C++ and OpenGL, it was a babby game-making tool for babbies.

nowadays people make full-on commercial games in the same software, and people love them. AI is just going to be the nest step. nobody cares that Undertale wasn't written in assembly language, nobody will care whether a human wrote some code.
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>>83278903
You won't be so smug when you're lying in a trench in jewcraine with your guts hanging out
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>>83278931
A bizarre and frankly gay fantasy which will not be coming true
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>>83278928
>nobody will care whether a human wrote some code
why would i play some garbage AI slop game when i can play something made by a human. i don't know if you've noticed but people dont like AI slop and time isnt going to change that
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might learn that Godot, i think it's like open-source Game Maker?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THwZYWuOdZI
Pixel Lab seems to be the winner for AI sprites/tiles. this guy just bashed out a daft little 'game' using nothing but AI tools, cor.

(zoomers won't believe some of the pre-AI shortcuts we used in 2000s hobbyist game development. trade secrets we can never reveal.)
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>>83278952
people don't like them because of their fee-fees. do you care that a sprite was drawn in Asesprite and not done on an Amiga? what if the music is being synthesised by your computer, instead of hiring a live orchestra?

the only thing i care about is the end result. back in the day, C was a 'high level' language. nowadays everyone calls it a low-level language, there are even languages that compile down to C.

not unique to computers. if a machine chops down a tree, so what? tree gets chopped down.
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>>83278928
>nobody will care whether a human wrote some code.

AI is not going to make masterpiece games like RDR2. It'll make dogshit like ubisoft.
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I lit the indica
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>>83278969
>people don't like them because of their fee-fees. do you care that a sprite was drawn in Asesprite and not done on an Amiga? what if the music is being synthesised by your computer, instead of hiring a live orchestra?
all of these take human investment and effort beyond
"I TYPED IT ON DA COMPUTER"
fucking retard.

you are not aware of how AI works if you think it is going to function without human made art for it to plagiarise and spit out garbage
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I might pop a xannie and get some sleep
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>>83278972
The truth is, it'll help humans make masterpiece games like RDR2 faster.
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>>83278990
In your dreams. Games dev cycles are getting longer not shorter. AI is not going to dramatically reduce that.
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>>83278996
I mean I don't care so not really "in my dreams" but that's what I'd imagine will happen.

AI is nothing without humans to guide it. People imagine that you'll be able to type in "make a game" and it'll spit out a game. It might one day actually work like that, but nothing worth playing.
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I've got three spare Christmas cards.
Post address and ill send 1
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>>83278943
It is suspiciously gay now that you mention it
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>>83278996
make smaller, better games then.

i could not give less of a shit about some big immersive world that has accurate water ripples. they're just taking other people's engines anyway (think Havok in Half-Life 2 or SpeedTree in Oblivion).

even for assets, you think texture artists are 'creating' every last surface? from scratch? no, they've ALWAYS gotten it from royalty-free packs. if AI is 'just remixing existing material', so are humans.
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>>83278990
RDR2 was awful. American accents are like nails on a blackboard, imagine hearing Americans for hours and hours going on about their trouble, I'd rather stick nails in my balls and listen to Taylor Swift.
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>>83279014
Send one to Laura on behalf of britfeel
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>>83279015
It's very homoerotic. "Oh you upset me on the internet so I'll imagine a big strong man killed you in a brutal way." He was probably rubbing his glans through the pocket of his jeans when he posted it.
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>>83279025
is the address in the archives?
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>>83279027
>big strong man killed you
Some pussy with a drone more like
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>>83279034
She has a PO box address on her videos
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>>83279041
can you link the site, ill do the rest
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>>83279046
https://youtu.be/UqeVWgQj068
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>>83279025
Nobody cares about your ASMR whore.
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god i'm such a slut for kitchen roll. every time i go to the kitchen, i get through at least five sheets.
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Why are you cunts trying to bring attention to this place?
You do not appear to be from this thread.
Ickle twolls upset we don't fear them.
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>>83279057
ta, ill post a photo of the card and message before i post it in a couple of days.
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>>83279068
kek that is me
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>>83279072
You've not been keeping up with the OfCom news then?
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>you will never get spitroasted by two niggas who high five eachother while yelling "woooooooooooooooooooooorl staaaaaaaar niggaaaaaaaaaaaa" as they fuck you
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>>83279100
you know what, i believe you
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>>83279098
For humour I do. And yes, I know there are faggots eager for this thread and British threads and posters gone.
They fear us. For whatever reason. Probably been humiliated by a Brit in the past.
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i am high on codeines
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We should send a card to Ruth via the Swan apologising for what we have put her through for the past few years. It isn't right.
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>>83279100
They do be zesty don't they, especially in prison.
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Me? A 37 year old robot, eating a taxpayer funded 12 inch mosala pizza with garlic dip? With MY reputation?
Bingo!
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>>83279100
I've been getting shagged by black guys for 30 years. And I've learned to follow the trends. The truth is, only a fool would think that would happen. That worldstar thing? Stale as fuck. The black guys who would actually shag you? Spitroasting you? They wouldn't say that. Now, if you want to know, I'll explain why you've been misled. And I'll tell you what those niggas would say. Free.
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>>83279118
Stick a fiver in too
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a grown man. still lives at home with his mother. collects welfare, and hes never had a girlfriend? we made that one up
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Testing something, please ignore
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>>83279117
Get some fentanyl in
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>>83279130
yes please
also any advice on getting black guys to fuck you in a gay way?
how do i subtly signal to any gay blacks around me that i am dt so they approach mef? but in a way others who arent fags, wont notice.
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>>83279138
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beyond_Belief%3A_Fact_or_Fiction#Season_5_(2021%E2%80%9323)

>2021
>This season was produced exclusively for the German television market by German channel RTL II.

wat.
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>>83279118
>>83279132
Include a picture of my penis too, just to see whether she's interested.
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for me it was the Ripley's Believe it or Not TV series hosted by Richard O'Brien.

i just looked it up and apparently there was no such thing, but i remember it.
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what is the latest on seasidemark? miss him lads, need his uploads otherwise a day above ground isn't what it is all cracked up to be :(
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https://vocaroo.com/174FyOQBYQga aphex twin
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Said I wouldn't do drugs tonight but lo and behold it does appear I'm going to go ahead and do drugs. Unexpected, I know.
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Shanty Claus
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>>83279175
There's unsubstantiated rumours about him being boncehunted
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Earlier I sharted in my pants. Had to wipe afterwards.
Right now doing farts that smell like a gas leak
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jxk1WjEChtM?feature=share

Just be funny lads
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>>83279117
Same.my 1st one today though
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>>83279233
Shouldn't you have ran out by now?
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keep thinking about big cocks
white ones though
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>>83279233
woo

quite the choon in >>83279192
good job
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>>83279232
11 million views on that
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>>83279261
I've got a big one. I'm only interested in women though
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>>83279214
wonder if they stung him at mmmmmmmmonday club lad
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>>83279233
I've been on the codeine the last few days (it was a godsend) but it was due to being in extreme pain. It's amazing how it just deletes pain and allows me to sleep.
Won't be taking any more now that I'm mostly over this nasty infection.
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penultimate codeine
last can of pop
nothing else in

this is NOT okay.
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>>83279293
Postman coming tomorrow lid, we all excited about it.
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Ngl my best friend when i was wee that ave mentioned thats a lassie thats 5 years older than me (We have the same birthday though).My mam was saying That she bumped into her nd her Mam in B&qs It sounds like Its them two living together in their old house still.That was a 3 bedroom house.She had two sisters that she was in the middle of jst like me. Nd born on the same day(5 yr apart).But theyve moved out long ago by now jst like mine nd She still lives there with her mam She will be like 36 or 37 by now. Ngl Sorta thought lowkey she might have been my soulmate that slipped away but I dont think she was interested in me like that.Still getting on my sad vibe about that fr a while.My mam says she still has all her animals like she always collected Exotic fish,budgies,lizards she had a shih tzu dog.She was the 1 that got me into anime etc.We havent spoke in about 10 yr now.Too late now. Thats life x
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>>83279307
oo aye. getting something special delivered, me.

(also some Irn Bru and 7 Up)
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>>83279175
In his last video he said he was quitting YouTube and starting a family with Helen. Obviously bollocks. He's just keeping a low profile until all the Marie twoll videos die down.
He will be back with his "decided to give YouTube one last chance de lads" line soon enough
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>>83279325
maybe you should reconnect. you still have a lot in common (you are both weeaboo mamchildren)
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call me banter claus wahey
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>>83279348
Yes indeed me too. We must hope wifeberg doesn't open the package, but she would be a fool to do so this close to christmas.
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>>83279117
>>83279233
Going to have a couple of melatonins and a bong. Enjoy your codeines.
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>>83279380
You shouldn't keep secrets from your spouse.
Firstly, tell the truth about your drugs.
Second, tell the truth about your gay fantasies.
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>>83279389
No and no.

She knows somewhat about the drugs, it's downplayed. You ever tried telling a woman you have gay fantasies? She'll be out of there like a rocket.
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>>83279400
Does she know about the mongs you chat to online?
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>>83279233
Codeine doesn't work on me :( my liver doesn't produce the enzyme to get high of it. Heard DHC works though so garn try that one day.
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>>83279400
Who knows mate maybe she'd be open to watching your hole get rammed. Some women get off on gay sex.
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>>83279400
Tell her you are going on a gaycation
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wtf my pop is not arriving until Friday now

half a can of Diet Coke is the only non-water beverage i have
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TV presenter Holly Willoughby has been fined more than 1,600 after admitting to careless driving.

The 44-year-old drove her Mini Cooper without due care and attention near her home in Richmond, south-west London, on 28 August.

At Lavender Hill Magistrates' Court, Willoughby was fined 1,653, which is to be paid within 14 days, and given six points on her licence.

She did not attend her court hearing and pleaded guilty by post.
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>>83279440
You know you can just leave your home and go to a shop and buy anything you like whenever you want?
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>>83279444
funny how she was oh-so-innocent when her telly partner was a wrong'un. it's all coming out now.
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>>83279444
>Mini Cooper
ofc lmao
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>>83279450
you can

but i can't
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>>83279421
I always wondered during my school years if girls watched gay porn. All the lads watched lesbian porn, so why shouldn't the girls watch gay?
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>>83279444
>44
Oof. Did not know she was that old
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>>83279444
The bbc article is intentionally vague but other articles say she knocked a guy off his moped and he fractured neck and a toe kek
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>>83279409
I refer to you as my internet friends and we both agree not to go into it any further. She's very left wing and gets her views from instagram so she doesnt 'get' 4chan.

>>83279421
>>83279439
I'm not actually gay, shagged a tranny once and the post nut clarity was enough to put me off forever. Like minge me, big minge man, man of the minge.
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>>83279414
Oh interesting ave heard of that but never met anybody who has it.Yeah DHC will work.ITs better anwyays.
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filthy dirty PINTS
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>>83279365
>mamchildren
Thats funny as fk.I will leave it up to the universe.
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>>83279464
I fucking guarantee you that all of them watched it at least once. All of my girlfriends told me they've watched porn all the time. Just not something they talk about openly.
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>>83279524
aye, i had a little whinge in drugfeel about it >>83276579
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>>83279538
xtal, a wise man once said
>Don't just sit there and waste your precious time. When you want to do something, do it right away. Do it when you can. It's the only way to live a life without regrets.
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>>83279486
though da bitch was older desu desu lad
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>>83279567
>I'm completely deficient in CYP2D6.
sorry to hear that
but
the right girl will love you for your personality <3
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Willoughbooby
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>>83279588
kek, what can I say, paramol is more than twice the price of co-codamol and I'm a tight git.
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When I was growing up, I was very conscious of what I did in public, controlling what I did to not appear as weird as I am. After a decade living alone, and doing what I want with no consequences, it is like I have become a feral animal. Rabid even, because sat alone my mentalness is just me being me, but I do things in public, without giving a toss.
I became aware of this whilst sat in the Dr's waiting room yesterday.
Blog over.
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Don't worry about SSM lads he is on a closed ward and stable. He isn't allowed any devices but I'm sure when he is more levelled out he can have them back. Don't forget Helen has done all this to him.
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>>83278739
there's an amateur video of pretty much this, think it was filmed in the 00s. starts in the living room then moves on to bedroom later iirc. was filmed on a camcorder
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>>83279763
Probably his fucking parents the degenerate cuck
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Tax the gays
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How often do you check telepathy just throw something out there mentally and wait for a response?
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>>83279834
I try telekinesis more. It worked once one christmas. I was sat pretending to struggle to reach the salt shaker, and my mum passed it to me. I made that happen, with the power of muh mind.
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me? been thinking about logistics recently, how everything gets to where its going and how things have to be in places on time like a well oiled machine, fascinating. Like the milk in the shop, got to be on top, so many trucks hauling so much stuff, so much work going into turning it from raw materials into a packaged product all that for one small thing, or like how parcels get to you. I cant put it into words but its quite interesting, everyone and everything doing *things* on time every day so that other things continue working and everything doesn't collapse in on itself, the organisation is just...fascinating. Like this computer as well, so many parts made from many materials, someone had to mine these rare metals, get them shipped, assembled, shipped to the shop and bought by me
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Only here to post about emo honestly lads.
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>>83279856
I work in logistics if you have any questions lad
It's why I don't bother recycling, because I know just how much single use plastic wrap gets used on pallets and I just cannot see the point
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>>83279856
You should look into military logistics then lad.
The bonkers shit they had to handle, like a constantly moving front and varied environments and safe passage of transport, all to feed and supply an entire nation's army the entire time is mental.
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>>83279856
Far out maan
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>>83279872
cor I was thinking about army food supplies earlier, like how in ancient times the amount of manpower involved in keeping an army fed on a mission, all that marching over all that distance and each man would need thousands of calories for thousands of men, what an accomplishment to keep everyone fed
>>83279866
What do you specifically do? I kinda want a job in logistics, I bet its interesting
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I want a job wiping the cum off the peep show cubicle walls
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I want a job where I get paid to be sucked off for 8 hours a day.
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>>83279917
Isn't that just being a porn star
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>>83278610
It's the accent, people HATE the accent.
Like a bunch of cocks in someone's mouth
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https://youtu.be/Sg8FMNEt8KY n_n
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https://youtu.be/oKm4ueVuxpY n_n
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>>83279972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4V4Qky10IY
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>>83279892
I work for P&G, do resource planning.
Mostly fucking around on SAP.
It's pretty routine because most shops need the same thing over and over again.
Was a bit mental when we left the EU though. Quite a bit of extra admin.
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seasideMARK shagging Marie's tuppence
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>>83279996
Don't envy you with managing breggsit mate. I assume a lot of that was "what the fuck even are the rules anymore" as it seemed like half the companies doing logistics weren't sure what red tape was now enforced or gone or both.
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>>83279935
Yeah but the only accent you forrins think of is corr blimey guvnah. It's like every yank shouting yeeehaw howdy pardner.
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>>83279856
All off the backs of a lot of very underpaid, underappreciated, miserable people
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Kudus has been atrocious, is he always like this?
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My ex once stuck her fingers up my arse when she was giving me a blowie, cum pretty quick but I felt terrible afterwards.
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Buy Christmas food or get a cat which is 90 quid from a regitered charity?
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>>83280047
Many of them jeets and dindus
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>>83280068
Buy the cat and eat the cat
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>>83280068
>90 quid from a regitered charity
the fuck? why so expensive
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>>83280076
I hope your christmas pud explodes and burns down your house.
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mate, just say you're self partnered.
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>>83280081
Presumably they do all the injections etc
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>>83280081
they have a full medical, immunisations, speying and insurance for i think 3 months
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>>83280084
No Christmas puds in Turkey de lid
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Wish I was allowed to have sex.
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>>83280098
>I'm so afraid of christmas in the uk i had to leave
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>>83280092
>>83280097
ok fair e-nuff
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>>83280104
haven't had sex in 10 days, it's no big deal. actually it's a little insulting when a group of ppl i know are all fucking each other but not me, but i'm sure it'll happen eventually
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the titanic but instead of whoever dicaprio played its wops and instead of a sinking boat its her giving me a titwank
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>>83280068
Can you afford to buy the cat some food, and get yourself some food? cats are great. I want to get another if I can get out of this shit tier house.
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>>83280059
Lad I talked to on msn had his lass do that to him
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>>83280155
>on msn
Corr them were the days.
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>whoa there did you just use a heckin MP ability?!

no fuck off Judge that's magic shit, i used Steal Gil which is Thievery REEEEE
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weowardo wewapwio
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>>83280238
he's only a nonce because he got nonced himself.
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>>83280244
he not a nonce reddit girlies don't like em cause he fucks young whores
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I wanna suck her so bad.
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>>83279892
>army food supplies earlier, like how in ancient times the amount of manpower involved in keeping an army fed on a mission, all that marching over all that distance and each man would need thousands of calories for thousands of men

i also think about things, and wonder about this often.

WHAT did they eat? nowadays we have fancy-pants military rations, and we also have a better understanding of nutrition. to what extent did armies in Ancient Greece realise men needed a balanced diet, rather than just 'cured meats keep well AND they're lush'?
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>>83280248
if not liking nonces makes me Reddit, then i am one giant big Reddit.
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I swear I really am straight, but I suck and slobber over this fucking meat all day.
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>>83280251
That's a him not a her, although I do agree that he has a very nice willy.
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here is what i am thinking:

final codeine, halved
one now one later
diazepam in-between
then a zopiclone

that way, i will pass the time merrily until tomorrow, when i will have more dihydrocodeines and/or ketamine.

what i AM going to struggle with is the pop and Fairy liquid supply.
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Going to buy a new office chair for the NEETcave I reckon. This one is starting to do my back in.
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>NEETcave

cor, stealing that.
*steals that*
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>>83280200
Iloved the first ffta on gba..Nice memories.NEver played the sequel.
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Very nostalgic music used to feel so excited by the music nd hyped to have a exciting adventure in the world of Ivalice n_n playing gba in bed before skool n_n
>>83280304
Ilove bomberman hero aswlel Nd epic soundtrack
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https://youtu.be/dD3S9HRHctA
love a bit of chinese de lads
love a bit of oil de lads
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Considering going gay so I can get some attention. Women just don't want to know.
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I really drank too much earlier. Now the nice effects of it have worn off I feel like utter shit.
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reckon rSeasidemark posts on /britfeel/?
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>>83280335
Do it. If it's too tough, just get on that pornmaxxing grindset. Try some forced bi JOI. I suggest Natashas Bedroom. That'll turn you at least a little gay. Then just keep going. You can find escorts that'll supply a bull to fuck you, while they are there dominating you too. You really can become very fucking gay if you put in the work.
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>>83280321
yeah it's a lovely little gem and i thought about replaying it, but then i thought 'you know what, the sequel is just more' and it is!
still has them nice pixel graphics. doesn't seem like there's much of a story to it, but i'm happy with that. just want to do quests to get loot to do more quests to get more loot.
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Just got me first win of the new Fortnite season so get in. Also just ordered a wizza because why not it Tuesday x
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>>83280358
No. He wouldn't be able to solve the captcha.
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>>83280345
make sure you get some water in you laddington.

alcohol is a poison. going from dependent alcoholism to the occasional relapse, it really does feel like the damage/sickness is the main effect, any pleasantness is a minor side effect.

barrel of laffs i know. if you can moderate, do. but as a drug it's not worth it IMO.
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>>83280366
there was a lad who used to post here called HelperLad, he said and did things like this.
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>>83280385
First time I've got drunk since the summer. I usually know my limits but I was particularly depressed today.
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https://youtu.be/YsJiLwzGh4g kinda liek playing Chappy n_n
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>>83280297
looks like a girl to me
i dont care what pronouns they choose, if she looks like a girl then she is a girl
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>>83280422
Retarded coomer
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the waffle place i should stop ordering from has given me an 8 quid promo, instead of the usual 3 quid.
i think maybe they gave me an extra fiver as a December/Christmas gift oh my gosh
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feel like a wank
whos the hottest tranny in porn rn?
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>>83280449
retarded groyper
(you are more of a coomer than me)
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>>83280458
>whos the hottest tranny in porn rn?

me.
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>>83280461
Retarded schizo* coomer
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>>83280467
dont believe you youll have to post proof
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i would fuck a tranny desu, i think i could suck and fuck them. might have a wank to some tranny porn now :D
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I'm not a fan of a willy, because I'm not gay.
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>>83280521
but its a feminine penis
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just want a mad Biscoff waffle from the waffle place

but also, i don't want that. quite full from the curry earlier, and i don't have eany dikns fuck it you know what i mean
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>>83280521
could be bi lad
I know I am
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>>83280530
he wouldve said hes not a fan of feminine penis so he's obviously not counting that in the gay. Feminine penis isnt gay
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wish i could fuck a tranny like TheSphereHunter but shes not whoring herself out anymore, fml
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It's a hard life but someone has to neck these wizzas x
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neck indeed
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Brunooo Brunooo
Catching up to sunlun, as it should be
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>feminine penis

seek help
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men will look at the most beautiful women ever and say some shit like "she's the same as me" like no the fuck she isnt you fat ugly bald turd. stay in your lane lmao
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>>83280573
If you get a plain cheese and tomato pizza you're probably autistic.
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>>83280530
A lot of times I say things without thinking of others. I'm not going to say the way I feel about it, as I don't want to upset somebody that might be transitioning themselves or has transitioned.
My opinion isn't important.
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>>83280573
nice one lad. if the ingredients are good, so-called 'toppings' just detract from the taste.
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>>83280596
do you reckon those ingredients are good?
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>>83280589
Daria and the frumpy one in Ghost World are the same as me, though...? fuck off gynocentrist.
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>>83280581
have you ever played football or do you just like to watch it?
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lol fuck sandcastle
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>>83280630
What in the everloving fuck did he mean by this? What's your problem with sandcastles?
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>>83280620
I used to play casually. Wasn't on a proper team or anything.
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wish I was into football, its like a community and an ez way to make mates but alas, I had to for some reason dislike football and most sports, I like weight lifting and mountaineering which makes you no mates (I dont go to a gym I own my equipment)
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>>83280604
all i can say for certain is that the base does not match this perfect circle i drew. that suggests a level of rustic, homemade care you simply aren't getting from lower-quality 'zas.
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>>83280589
What is with this weird 2019 sassy twitter mong gimmick you're trying to affect here
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paki 'za is way healthier than dominoes or papa johns slop
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>>83280573
Corr get in lad x
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BENULDY
CAM ON BIG NICK
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>>83280620
He wanks himself off to the sweaty black men.
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>>83280573
where the fuck are the toppings lad
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>>83280651
It's for the most normie peanut brained cunts alive.
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just scoffed a whole packet of jelly worms
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Or Gordon. Dunno why he keeps taking them off R Nick. We're back. As it should be.
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>>83280656
I appreciate the level of effort you've put into this. What's your take on those pizzas that are long? Oval instead of circle.
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>>83280715
corr had some of those when I went to Sicily with the exgfberg and they were lush x
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>>83280708
I know but they have something, never had community before, I'm unironically a sigma male at this point (isolated autist)
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slowly losing touch with my only real friend (lives over the water in NI) not sure why just never replies anymore or when they do its generic slop. Just wish I knew what I'd done to make it like this. I was only on hols with them in october..

I've not other friends, mum and siblings only. I feel like there is no point sometimes, when my parents go i will be left with no one and I don't want to burden my siblings with my failings.

sorry for rants lads just feeling a bit sad these past few days
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>>83280707

The wepperoni is under the cheese. It lush x
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>>83280731
thank fuck honestly, looked dire otherwise, now you're in lushville
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i want a sexy tranny gf with a big cock
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Football is just socially accepted WWE. Diving on the floor and pretending they've been injured and everyone just pretends it's fine lmao. Like a grown ass man cheering on The Rock. Clowns.
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anyone got any good tranny porn links?
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>>83280573
Why not. It tuesday x
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>>83280715
my take is that they're confusing. how do you cut them? had the fancy ones from Asda and Morrisons. if it's more of an oblong, you can cut zig-zags and have two weird end pieces.
if it's an oval, do you do that, or go for standard wedges?

thank GOD i always eat pizza alone .can't even imagine the faff these must cause.
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>>83280730
That sucks anon, I hope you two get back to how it was.
Don't worry about ranting, lad, we need to do it sometimes.
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Paying 400 quid for a stone island jumper to watch a negro kick a ball around.
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>>83280747
Cheering on wrestlers is also pretty based though desu.
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>>83280730
Send him picture of cats x
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Fink dominos used to have a promotion on tuesday.tHat sounds familiar now i thought about it.Two for tuesday?IS that dominos?Ave not had dominos since about 2018 or something byt i used to get it more.Never would have particularly had any reason to get two though n.n
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i wish i could watch trannies wrestle, i would cheer them on for sure
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so fucking desperate to suck tranny cock rn lads
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>>83280793
they used to do that aye
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you people are blind, jesus
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>>83280802
Splash water on ur face
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I would suck a tranny and fuck a tranny but i draw the line at getting fucked by a tranny. im not gay or anything
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>>83280793
mabe you could rekindle your friendship with the lass and go for two-for-tuesday pizzas together?

we all struggling in life, but living alone with her mum must be lonely.
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>>83280807
Besides the one in the middle, the rest all just looks like bubbled cheese you fucking muppet
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all my recently saved images are now pizzas WHAT THE FUCK
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>>83280823
at least she has someone, i live alone and its fucking grim
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>>83280838
I quite like living alone, it's only grim when I get health issues then remember if I drop dead no one will call for help.
Ah well.
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out of all the women ive slept with about 12 of them had penises and about 3 of them had vaginas

i do prefer the penises honestly. don't like them on men though. out of the three men i've slept with they all did some off key shit. men kind of suck i hate to say
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>>83280838
i live alone too, and yeah it's grim.

but i know if i lived with my parents or even one parent, i'd feel constantly on guard and wish i could be more independent. dunno how you lads do it.
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>>83280834
Echinda.THe only mammal that lays eggs along with Platypus
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I lived alone now for 5 years, my daughter stays with me over the weekends which is nice but im always really sad when i take her back to her mom on sundays.>>83280842
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>>83280853
How would you even meet 12 trannys
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>>83280853
>men kind of suck i hate to say

then why have you shagged 12 of them?
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>>83280823
Nice idea byt am toomshy x
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>>83280865
Maybe he's a bit of a pooftah?
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>>83280853
this reads like a pee girl post
and if it is, i hope you yourself are transgender pee girl
that way it loops back around to normal
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That tranny in baby reindeer was fuckable
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crossy be like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkpG4XApJ28
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>>83280862
well if you're looking for advice, the first thing to stop doing is using slurs
the second thing to do is install an app called blue sky
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>>83280885
which one was that? just remember the bloke was gay but for men

ther ewas one on REd Sonja the makeup fine but the voice what gives it away
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>>83280874
are u still in touch with ur online pal?
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>>83280913
pee girl you are going to get sucked into a world of faux-progressive 'kweer' culture and it is going to destroy your brain
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I put a personal weather station in my garden, and even though it was sunny all day, it registered as 0 hours of sunshine.

They don't consider the low brightness of sunlight in northern England to count as sunshine. Apparently it has to be over a certain Watts/m2.
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Just took a shit me X
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>>83280938
He would slice the brain case open. Not nice.
Me? I just hold the cat under the water. It struggles and bubbles come up, but then it's over. No more pain afterwards.
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>>83280947
this is more information than we needed
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>>83280927
The English guy Yeah.We didnt talk much a few months but then other night when I was drunk I sent msg Lol so we been talking since then.
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Sylar eat cream
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>>83280942
you probably got a cheap and nasty weather station
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>>83280969
Nah it works great. The solar radiation is bang on for winter at this latitude.
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IT reminds me I was finking of Zelda Poster when i spoke to the nun as she started saying How shed been to the Benedictine monastery in Elgin before nd she was helping them with stuff.A long time ago Nd she was saying their routine is Wake up at 4am pray until 8pm Then a period of silence then sleep nd repeat.Ngl when I was wee I was kinda fasctinated by this "vow of silence" that you would hear about on Telly Not even like religious per say but on tv shows ppl always said that "vow of silence"
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>>83280967
gib me special brainz pls
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Having a chat with the lads at Andy's Feminist Ally Club about how men need to do better
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>>83281004
they should really rename it Andy's Feminist Ally Brigade (AFAB)
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wankington then bed, oh aye
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Assigned Fop At Birth
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Are you talking some Andrew Tate shite lad? Give your head a wobble
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>>83280906
Ngl it would be nice to talk to her As I dont have any contact wi anybody that isnt family who remembers those old times now.The last time we spoke I ws about 21 so it wasnt rly old enough to feel like the past ws a long tiem ago if that makes sense.I wonder What she gets up to these days my mam said that "Shes exactly the same when she was a wee girl" She ws just kinda quietn lived in her own world so we got along cus we lived across the street Nd had the same birthday apart frm shes born 5 yrs earlier.So It would be like joint birthday party etc.So Yea......I heard before that shed had a lassie visit her frm America like an online pal that came over. That was years n years ago tho.Dont know much apart from that.
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>>83281009
>Andy's Feminist Ally Brigade (AFAB)
sensible chuckle
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>>83281025
maybe she'd like to hear from you man, introvert-to-introvert

your mam says she's the same so she's not like one of these people who goes "oh yeah when i was 15 i liked things, now i'm 35 and i am a bore"
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Pyjamas on - womfy
Severe pain in right ear - not womfy
Newcastle score - definitely unwomfy
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Ngl for a sec I thought she could be Lez for all I know but back in those days she had a crush on Trunks frm DBZ. n_n Although he is pretty feminine.
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Corr get in there de lads x
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>>83281062
you could go to the movies together, i finkit better than talkin to old nuns x
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2 lezzers ask you to join them in the bedroom to try a threesome. Do you say yes?
One of them is beautiful, but the other one is butch with short hair and tattoos and you suspect she would batter you if you say they wrong thing.
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>>83281047
>your mam says she's the same
Everyone says that but in reality you change a ton over your 20s. Even crossmong has changed in the last decade and he's done fuck all kek
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>>83281071
corr lad 4 years you must be proper fluent now
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THERE'S A HOLE IN THE WORLD LIKE A GREAT BLACK PIT
AND IT'S FILLED WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE FILLED WITH SHIT
AND THE VERMIN OF THE WORLD INHABIT IT

BUT NOT FOR LONG..
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>>83281075
Ngl its a nice idea.Dont fink life would allow me to have nice things something would go wrong x n_n
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The absurdity of life, a lass who enjoyed life and was loved by lots of people dies at 18, meanwhile a lonely sad sack like me made it into his 30s
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crrerl0pw9do
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>>83281098
bien sur, mon laddington
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NGl Whats the chances that God put a lassie thast known me since I was a wean that has the same Birthday as me Albeit 5 years earlier nd same sibling arrangement nd lived on same street Nd then in our 30s were both in the same life situation Which is a Pretty unusual one for a girl Imo. For no reason?
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>>83281104
Give this a listen!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3EAzf5fDpY
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THEY SAID
TRANSGENDERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME
MEN WITH LARGE BREASTS ARE IN THE BATHROOM WITH ME
LUCY & YAK CLOTHES AND A SEPTUM PIERCED NOSE
MAYBE YOU'LL LEAVE THEM ALONE, BUT NOT ME
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>>83281101
Hehe I seen that in the cinema w my mam when it came out. After skool n.n
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>>83281102
>something would go wrong
Good things come from good thoughts, crossylad x
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>>83281123
you ever read novels in French?
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The Black Parade has two good songs, while every track on Three Cheers is a 10/10 banger.
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>>83281146
not since school when I read L'Etranger in French class. It's a good idea though. My reading comprehension is good I would say, it's speaking that's the hardest (unsurprisingly).
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>>83281123
U should listen to mylene farmer.My fav french singer.1988 album nd 2005 album my fav.I dnt speak french tho.I think shes like french canadian more so.Its good tho.
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>>83281171
thanks crossy lad I will check her out. I do love listening to music sung in French. love this era of French music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfAufJlijC4
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*skips to Tears Don't Fall*
hope that's all right with you lads.
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>>83281186
Am fond offtraditional sounding french music.Yann tiersen.I rly like accordions desu.
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>>83281224
ooh aye big fan of the accordion too, would love to learn it one day. I have strong memories of my pal's da playing traditional scottish tunes on it when I was wee. I like how many varying cultures use accordion in their music.
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>>83281081
Yeah as long as the butch isn't fat
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>>83281244
A lot of boomers would jst have a accordion in the loft for some reason.Lol it was kool though.
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>>83281195
Ngl quite liked this in 2005 or 6
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>>83281254
She looks like picrel and she will end up raping you.
Of course, you own penis betrays you, you are erect, so even though you say "no I don't want this" repeatedly, you end up cumming inside her.
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>>83281285
as long as nothing goes up my bum. then it's not rape.
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mad how all these false emo singers went
>grrr i hate being alive
now it's 20 years later. not dead, are they?
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>For England, Ross?
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Rly cute their tails wagging together n.n
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Another jeet got done by the nonce hunters
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https://youtu.be/9_ZvyqpBzI0 n.n
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>>83281353
Brutal, that poor cat getting blacked. You can see it's in pain multiple times.
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Farewell happy fields
Where joy for ever dwells: hail horrors, hail
Infernal world, and thou profoundest Hell
Receive thy new possessor: one who brings
A mind not to be changed by place or time.
The mind is its own place, and in itself
Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n.
What matter where, if I be still the same,
And what I should be, all but less than he
Whom thunder hath made greater? Here at least
We shall be free; th' Almighty hath not built
Here for his envy, will not drive us hence:
Here we may reign secure, and in my choice
To reign is worth ambition though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heav'n.

John Milton kino desu.
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Need help finding a song, where it starts with a Scottish lad with a devilish grin smiling at the camera swaying back and forth
while a loopy song that's a cross between a children's song and a sea shanty plays
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Had another big ugly cry over SeasideMARK. Dread to think how bad he's feeling right now what with the renewed troll offensive.
He's dealt with TMAU all his life now they're calling him a nonce for dating an of age woman.
It is not fucking right. It isn't right one fucking bit.
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>>83281375
>that poor cat getting blacked.

laughed at this
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>>83281406
corr what a specimen
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>>83281406
He deserves all of it, disgusting fishy nonce.
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>>83281134
I've been using the women's bathroom for 8 years and no-one's ever noticed
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Nothing personal, goy

It's just business. Stop being so antisemitic about (((inflation)))
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eating salt & vinegar crisps just to feel something.
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>>83281406
Just bullies looking for any old excuse to abuse some poor lad who they've already decided they don't like because he's different. We've known about Marie for 10 years so why do they suddenly have a problem with it now?
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>>83281378
I have that on my kindle but ave nvr read it n.n
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https://tldavis.substack.com/p/britain-is-lost

Sad innit
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I went 4 days without alcohold but now I'm getting dRunk.
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>>83281474
had lashings of both on my chips tonight lad, mum makes them like chippy chips, lush they were x
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>>83281504
good on ya lad, nothing wrong with a tipple in moderation, stay safe
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Scratched my arse, and then sniffed it. Smelled as I expected, but I'll keep sniffing it.
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>>83281474
get a bag of these down ya, theyll rock yer socks off
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>>83281521
Pop it in your mouth for a cheeky taste x
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>>83281517
Thankingtons. I am enjoyment
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>>83281524
Top crisps these, perfect shape too
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>>83281534
these along with brannigans are top tier
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>>83281521
For me it's getting into bed, getting carried away fingering my arse crack then having to get back out of bed to wash the gunk off me fingers.
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>>83281545
Oh aye, used to get these from a sarnie shop way back, never seen them since
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>>83281525
Cor what a treat that would be. But I do not know if I am ready to take that step.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR_kwVf5xC0 Omg I rly struggled to find this just from the sound in my head as i dnt speak french But Ifound it.
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https://youtu.be/NlgmH5q9uNk love this 1 too n.n
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>>83281499
I have read your posts on religion, you'd enjoy some takes of the decent of an angel and man from the poems in the books.
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>>83281555
discontinued lad, grim.
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Nonce hunters
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wonder what it would be like to have friends IRL. I am 28, had a few 'friends' at school, best mate turned out to be nonce (cat a photo's) this was about 8 years a go now. I only interact with mum and my sisters now. Live at home still, feel like a predator if/when i've spoken to women who aren't related. the fuck is wrong with me. grim thinking I am most likely going to be stuck this way for the rest of my life. Lonely.
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Current global warming scenarios are saying the north west of England and Scotland will be less sunny and more rainy.
We're gonna end up with big pipelines taking water from the Lake District and Scottish lochs to Manchester, Essex and London aren't we.
Is it time to split off the south? While we're at it, put all the Pakis in Birmingham where they'll be happy? Would solve a lot of problems.

Thoughts on my plan? Picrel is a simplified map after the deportations of non-English to the read areas in this London-Birmingham-Manchester-Liverpool part that is lost and nobody cares about.
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>>83281837
Nuke Lancashire, and anything south of Nottingham. Deport all browns remaining to sc*tland.


Fucking BOSH
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>>83281863
>Deport all browns remaining to sc*tland
Isn't this counter-productive? Since they have a very low rate of browns currently?
Or is it a punishment, because they're lefty open borders retards and you want to rub their noses in it
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trying to figure out how to do tomorrow.

i can go outside and get shopping in (soap, washing up liquid, drinks) and risk missing the post
or i can wait to get the post but then i'll be too out of it to go outside and get shopping in
all while there are unknowns, e.g. what if the postie does not even deliver my parcels?

this is a complex life. wouldn't wish it on anyone.
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>>83281878
>Or is it a punishment, because they're lefty open borders retards and you want to rub their noses in it
yes
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>>83281894
Firstly, how can one "miss" the post? Do you have a letterbox?
Secondly, how come after a certain amount of time you'll be "too out of it" to go outside or do something as simple as shopping?

It sounds like you are a drug addict whose life is out of control, and your fake problems rule your life.
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>Dispatched: '7UP Zero Lemon & Lime Cans...' and 4 more items

aye too rights.
>Arriving today
good. that's ONE problem down. all that 'arriving Friday' nonsense, got me worried for nothing.
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>>83281894
sometimes I get up early, walk to shop at 6am, get the food etc. and then smoke a joint on the way back, that way I get to avoid humans, acquire supplies and do my drugs all before wagies are even up (besides the ones working at the shop)
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>>83281940
It's blowing my mind how pathetic this is. It just really makes me with all of humanity got wiped out tomorrow, everyone on earth nuked.
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>>83281949
sorry if this was difficult to read, it should say "make me wish"
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>>83281932
i'm in a block of flats so i have to buzz the postie in. there's no mail room, sometimes they leave stuff inside the door or even outside or in the hedge (tbqh it's better than it NOT getting delivered)

but by and large i have to be in to get tracked post delivered, depends on the postie's own initiative.
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Havent used any drugs in over 4 months but it's comforting knowing I have that safety net. Like if things ever get that bad I can just walk 5 min to the pharmacy and grab some codeine.
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https://youtu.be/1w0fstkNIUs lushy wushy n.n
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Jst seen blad float over my house in a hot air balloon
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>>83281993
corrr that's a nice attitude.

for me i always have the available drugs, then the 'backup drugs' that are not to be touched. but i can just put the backup drugs into the available pile, and then take them.

same situation with choccy biccies or trying to block addictive websites from myself. we all have our vices in life x
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Ngl I wrote it on my 2026 to-do list ave been writing To send her a msg if I fink of something to say. Prhaps Inspiration will strike me some time n.n
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just heard crosslad tell the DWP
>Ave got mental health
and get top-rate PIP.
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>>83282007
old friend lass? maybe now's the time since your mam saw her, just "oh hey is this ____?" (even if you know it is, just ask) and then segue into "my mam saw you the other day how are things?"

then go for a coffee (or hot chocolate (or mocha)) somewhere and go over all your old in-jokes and happenings
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>>83281993
Do you have a prescription for codeine?
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>>83282007
Remember when you were going to do all these things in 2025 after the Chinese new year. Corr now it December already.
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>>83282022
Interesting.Thanx for idea.
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>>83282051
Aye. 2026 will be my year n.n
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>>83281960
Doesn't the concierge take parcels at your block?
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>>83281960
alri josh la x
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>>83282121
yeah he brings it up on a platter with caviar and a nice glass of Dom Perignon

>>83282124
hello
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Why did they put such an obvious cock and balls on the Euro coin?
You could argue, it's just how the geography is. I don't want to believe we live in a world with a giant cock and balls. With the added girth of Norway it is far less obvious.
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motherfuckin Slartibartfast drawing a cock on are planet
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https://psi-encyclopedia.spr.ac.uk/articles/cameron-macauley-reincarnation-case quite fascinated by this x n.n
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cor just got called 'Josh' a SECOND time by the new Strong Bad Email cartoon

it a synchronicity
law of joshuattraction
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I'm going full Deano Jan 1st
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image if UFOs were fairies but we all outgrow the odeas of elves so we decided theyre aliens and they just keep getting away with it
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new Wordle time, i reckon
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shalom lads
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If you are Jewish please leave
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that's Wordle done

>>83282265
what do they believe in Judaism? i only really know it from the Rugrats episode where they all get stuck in the loft.
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I still think about some things
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It would be so nice to jave irl pal.Am quite alone in life.x n.n
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I need sex really badly, or just any form of companionship. Just to cuddle, fall asleep next to, or even touch a hand... would be the best thing to happen to me in years.
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>>83282312
what have you thought about, in recent times?

>>83282319
i hope you try talking to the lass at least. i remember you said if you made a pal they'd have to be a NEET or summat so schedules would line up (or maybe you meant emotional availability idk)
but even if she's in work maybe you could just hang out and watch anime together again, that'd be class
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When i posted this somebody said that they don't nelieve in dinosaurs/Evolution however its not a dinosaur its a bird. They both were alive within last 1000 yrs. Moa bird went extinct in year 1500. Its quite remarkable when u imagine birds that are this big in recent ish time.
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Got that madoka blu Ray innit x n.n
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>>83282335
I will try if i gather The willpower n.n
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>>83282335
Too difficult to explain. See you in the next life brother.
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>>83282339
i was reading a book about the middle ages and apparently cows were just the size of big dogs back then..
but then we bred them to be bigger and bigger and now cows are massive
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Apus were bandits, highwayfrens and a corrupting influence back in the 1600's. Some how we just let them into our societies in the 20th century and humanity has only gotten worse since.
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Quite womfy rn, am i not X
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i may never be womfy again
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>>83282396
Thast crazy n.n x
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going to check around my cabinet because i could have sworn i had more tramadols than this.
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>>83282278
eating foreskins and dabbing on the goyyim lad, not very /britfeel/ if you get me la x
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>>83282468
>gotten
Back to the dustbin
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I just want to say how much I hate everyone here.
Goodbye horses,
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>>83282564
>foreskins
very viscerally unwomfy part of the Louis Theroux about Zionists, that. traditional outdoor circumcisions. i know the argument is the babies won't remember the experience/pain of it but...fucking hell.

>>83282579
he belongs in the trash with the rest of the garbage.
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>>83282667
>Goodbye horses

is this your way of coming out as a trans??
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>>83282731
No. I am very against everyone in this thread. I have never tucked my willy betwtixt my legs and pretended I'm a lady.
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>>83282805
>I have never tucked my willy betwtixt my legs and pretended I'm a lady.
of course you have
we all have
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>>83282827
I pretended a few times, but I knew it wasn't real
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>>83282269
Why lad? What do you have against Jewish people?

Have you ever met a Jewish person?
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>>83282897
Yes, I've met a Jewish person and it's always been horrible.
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>>83282278
> what do they believe in Judaism?

God created the world in 6 days and had a rest on the 7th. He created Adam and Eve but they fucked up and disobeyed God by eating a forbidden fruit. Adam and Eve cast into a world of suffering. Adam and Eve have a bunch of kids and they have kids and so on but everything is too evil so god drowns everyone except Noah and his family and they survive and restart humanity.
Down the generations you get to a guy called Abraham who makes a covenant (contract) with God that if he obeys god then god will preserve his seed for generations and give him the land of Canaan forever.
Abraham fucks his slave Hagar and has a kid called Ishmael. He has sex with his normal wife and has a son called Isaac. The covenant is passed through Isaac. Isaac has two sons Jacob and Esau. Covenant is passed to Jacob. Jacob then wrestles with an angel and is given a new name called Israel.
Israel has 12 sons all of whom inherit the contract with God. One of his sons is called Judah. Jews believe the are mostly descended from Judah. Where the word Jew comes from.
The descendants of Israel are enslaved by the Egyptians until they are freed by Moses who brings them out of Egypt into Canaan and is given 10 commandments from God (only 10 of 613 in total).
They follow 613 mitzvah (laws) that will keep the covenant between them and God going (all in the Torah (first 5 books of the Bible)).
They also have a secondary text called the Talmud which has the oral law handed down from Moses and also legal rulings. They believe one day there will be a Messiah who will fulfill prophecy.

Christians believe that messiah was already Jesus Christ.
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>>83282544
Why not lad X
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Bustin in Ruth makes me feel good
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Qutie sleepy nao good night friends
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>>83283106
pills gone
but i had a zopiclone
now i'm womfy
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Spaffed extremely hard just now me X
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lorried down to bridgeend in south wales tonight, reminded me of that mad thing that happened years ago where there was a load of kids from that town commiting suicide, anyone else remember that?
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>>83282717
>. i know the argument is the babies won't remember the experience/pain of it

That's not true though, they do remember the pain. You can watch the documentary American Circumcision where they talk about it. I personally was knife raped at 4 and still remember the literal physical sensation 21 years later.
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>Multiple studies from countries around the world indicate that 1% of the population (repeat offenders) are responsible for over 60% of all violent crime and convictions.
>zerohedge.com/political/no-mercy-repeat-offenders-irynas-law-takes-effect-north-carolina

Oof madonne!
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>>83283513
>((((repeat offenders))))
add it to the list
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I have ejaculatory anhedonia. I often have near no desire to wank. I only wank to release the mild discomfort of an erect penis. I feel some pleasure from the visual stimuli of a nude female body and gentle touching.
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'member when YT was about small niche content? Wapuridge farm remembers
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Lollers is a repeat offender
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>>83283538
Become a gay bottom, sounds like the perfect solution for you



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