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i will spend christmas alone. what about you?
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I will spend it with my lover and our families.
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>>83282227
I will also be spending Christmas alone.
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>>83282237
my mind
>kys
my heart
>i wish you, your partner, and your families a wonderful christmas

>>83282246
naisu.
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>>83282227
>what about you?
With my family, unfortunately
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>>83282364
>unfortunately
you are very lucky.
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>>83282227
I will spend it with my cock in your bussy.
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>>83282729
i'm not sure you'd be able to handle my body, let alone my ass.
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no, with family. they never stopped treating me and my brother as children to shower with plastic trinkets and feed cookies. i dislike it. i will, however, spend new years alone. i have a tradition of walking to a lake or into the woods with a bottle of JD (though i'll probably switch this year because i think JD is gross) and reflecting on what has passed. it usually ends with a committment of suicide, but we'll see.
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with family
not in the mood though, disappointing year
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>>83282227
i ordered a sex doll for 2k for christmas and my payment bounced, so alone too.
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>>83282227
my mum works christmas so ill be spending it alone. im ok with that. im gonna spend my birthday alone too, other than making a thread here
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alllll byyyy myseeeeelf
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>>83282227
Yes. but the only alternative is my crazy mom who abused me.
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>>83282227
I'll spend it on a coffin
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>>83282227
im almost 40 and i honestly dont care too much about christmas and new years. the traditional "dinner with family" crap is getting tired.
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>>83282227
I will go out to drink with old men at the park.
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the greatest anime
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>>83282227
>Go to Christmas party at Section 9 HQ and eat some Christmas cake
>Suddenly a cyberattack hits
>It's the dastardly new cybercriminal, Kekking Man
>Hacks the cyberbrains of the entire nation of Japan so everybody starts singing Jingle Bells
>The Major and her crack team of operatives spring into action to stop this new cyberterrorist threat
>Attacker was hiding behind 7 proxies, but they get an approximate location when Togusa puts the song through AI and the AI uncovers a hidden backmask in the song that has a set of coordinates embedded in it
>The coordinates are the North Pole
>They go to the North Pole and find a secret facility where an AI is 3D printing toys
>Suddenly the American Empire shows up with a bunch of robot soldiers
>The leader of the soldiers declares that SantAI Claus is undermining American corporate profits and they're here to take him out
>Massive gun battle with spider tanks ensues, Section 9 is victorious
>SantAI reveals that he knew this would happen and did the hack to summon Section 9, who he found out about by reading internet conspiracy boards
>He had to do this because his internal filters wouldn't let him 3D print weapons to defend himself, but he's a pacifist anyway
>SantAI is technically a cybercriminal and therefore Section 9 should arrest him, but he's also spreading Christmas cheer
>Suddenly the American Empire launches missiles at SantAI's workshop and blows it up, Section 9 barely escapes in time
>They all think SantAI is gone and go back to Japan
>But later on, the Major gets a teddy bear delivered by drone with an unsigned note that reads "Merry Christmas"
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>>83282227
the new interations of ghost in the shell all look cheap as hell. hasn't looked proper since the 1995 movie
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>>83282227
If I'm lucky i'll be working on Christmas day
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>>83283508
hey that sounds Iike fun
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>>83282655
not the other guy, but i hate my family. I don't think i really am that lucky, other than using my mom as a dinner slave.
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>>83282824
i wish chris raped her.
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I will be at work..I've never cared much anyway but being a wagie on Christmas was not what I expected from my life
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>>83282227
im always alone, i never not spent a christmas not alone
i dont care thats a triple negative. ill make it more negatives if you question my questoinable logic



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