I lost my virginity to a man who later openly referred to me as a "slampig" with me in the room.
>>83282458Get better. I rejected a guy just because I heard him talking about my boobs to another friend of his.
Do 10 jumping jacks and lay off the cheeseburger
>>83282458You think you're suffering? He had to endure having sex with a slampig. Can you even imagine how traumatizing that must have been for him?
Have you tried losing weight and not being a hog?
>>83282458and did you just take that or did you tell him no wonder he resorts to slampigs because he was an absolute loser in bed?
>>83282458Okay so cook and eat him?
>>83282458I lost mine to a guy who had a deflowering competition with his friends. We dated for 8 months long distance and met twice before it happened. He dumped me immediately after and I found out he did the same to 5 other girls, some of them underage when he was 22, and was rizzing at least 2 more while being with me. Incredible dedication desu.
>>83282590That's the plot to a 90s teen comedy
>>83282590He should actually write a book on time management, multitasking and planning multiple concurrent long term projects.
I never lost mine because I'm a guy and I can't accidentally lose mine because I need to spend weeks rizzing up a girl and making her think I'm cool and worth it
>>83282458>>83282464>>83282590This is why virginity is a great metric for a wife. Fucking losers makes you a loser.
>>83282636virginity doesn't matter. only looks matter.
>>83282642For casual sex, I agree.
>>83282458I paid for it my first time. I doubt she remembers me and she was fat so I kind of wouldn't remember her in person.
>>83282636Why did you tag mine? I didn't fuck him, I rejected him. I've never had sex
>>83282458does your weight start with a 2?
>>83282677He's saying you're not a loser
>>83282677I agreed with you. You are based.
>>83282458What's your bmi anon? There's varying degrees of slampig
>>83282687>>83282695Ohhh well sorry, I read it wrong then
>>83282642#1 slampig enjoyer
>>83282677Disgusting virgin whore GTFO, I'm saving myself for a pure angelic slut.
>>83282458how fat are you and how big are your tits? and why did you have sex with this man?
>>83282701I accept your apology. You can make it up to me by marrying me, giving me children and letting me make all your dreams come true.
Now you are a slampig and a whore. Lucky for you I'm a fortune teller. I see lots of overeating and premarital sex in your future.
>>83282590Chad pulling unbelievable numbers these days
i feel like i'd have preferred to keep my virginity. i did lose it happily, and not to someone just racking up bodies, but i still feel like a whore since it ultimately didn't work out. now, i am no longer pure, and if someone by chance did want to be with me, i'd be doing them a great disservice by having let myself be spoiled and stained already. i also harmed her, by not making it last, and myself. i so wish i could say that yes, it would be my first time. i'm undeserving.
>>83282590Can't be too upset with you honestly, I took a girls virginity after like 6 months so you held out longer than she did
>>83282870I'm in the same boat man try not to worry about it too muchBe grateful for the experience and sincerely apologize to any serious future romantic interests that you can't give them that special first timeIt makes it a lot easier to forgive others for not being virgins, although not for being dedicated sluts
>>83282469Its a lot of fucking work fucking fatties. Trust me
>>83282590>Chad pumped me and dumped me again. Lmfaoooo
>>83282458That's a compliment the pig connotation is taken out of proportion that just means you are a thicc fuccable bitchUnless he's an asshole than yeah that's a problem
>>83282972Usually they say 'slampiece' in slightly more polite company.Or used to anyway.
>>83283052I can't remember to many people saying that t b h op just needs to not take it to heart unless the guy is an asshole
>>83282458eat less, whine more
>>83282458>I lost my virginity to a man who later openly referred to me as a "slampig" with me in the room.But ARE you a slampig? How does it make you feel? Sexy and empowered?
>>83282888yeah, thanks. i guess i just wish i was a little bit less shit. self-reflection does do wonders to relieve your disdain of others. i think i'd be too ashamed to apologize, though, seems bad to actively bring attention to that.>>83283052ah, yes, have you been introduced to Anonita, my lovely coupling-item?
>>83282458my bf called me worthless rapemeat when we first met
>>83284075and he's still ur bffemanons not beating the abusechad allegations
>>83282677>I've never had sexwow I'm something of a virgin myself too we have a lot in common haha
>>83282458That's very degrading to yourself. And now you are a whore. AT least you acknowledge you have no worth beyond a cumdump
>>83284082he apologized for it and we put it behind us
>>83282458And you would never settle for incels who would actually respect you. You dumb bitches only care about chads, not us nice guys. Fuck your standards
>>83282458wew lad lmaoYou must have a really bad sense of character anon
wish a girl would choose me to lose her virginity, I wanna feel special
>>83283134Tbf it's been like 20 years so probably not very relevant lol
>>83282458Its a compliment. It means your fat goes in the right places.
>>83284168True brother. Women would rather date a 6'6 rapists than 5'6 napoleon.
>>83282458Women often say "I can't believe I slept with you!" I've never heard of a man saying that to a woman in my life. If he fucked up and she ruined his life, he just takes the L.
I lied Femanon slampig is 100% an insult even if the guy is nice Stop letting randoms hit
>>83282458words can be harsh, but it'll only hurt if it's true... did you come here expecting people to pat your head and say BAD THINGS about that man?
>>83282642it doesnt matter to you because ur chad with tons of optionsbut for losers who's only option is to be in a relationship with chad's used up whore, it matters a ton
>>83285287sorry heres is the non-for-ants version wtfmy folders are sloppy!
>>83285312Yeah, i have a bunch of similar images, posted a couple on some plebbits and got my 7 year old reddit account permanently banned. Probably a good thing either way.
>>83285336yeah i just have to regularly remind people that non-virgin women are incapable of love, pair bonding and are nasty used up whoresand this is simply your options; get with a ex prostitute or be alonethey all have sex with promiscious chads and then settle for beta cucks like usjust how it goes
>>83285351>non-virgin women are incapable of lovesorry to disagree, but no woman is capable of love. A straight man can have more love for a straight man than a woman will ever have for herself even.
Women would rather have sex with manipulative chad then be in a loving relationship with us r9kcels.
>>83285366not only that, they would rather have sex with a chad child rapist than ever even thinking about you in any sensual way.
>>83285371Its so over if your not chad
>>83282679>>83282697OP hereI weigh 240 poundsBut I'm also tall (6'4")Oh, and also mtf, if that matters too
>>83285409108kgWHAT THE FUCK NIGGA LOSE WEIGHT THAT IS NOT A WOMAN
>>83285409Are you actually OP? Post a picture of the thread holy fuck you are a slampigTrannies only go for chad holy shit the anon was right
>>83285413neither op nor that poster, but i'm male and about 103kg wonder how people are gonna treat me once i reach 70-80kgs
>>83282458ZASED that's such an alpha move
>>83285474im male and 67kg like 5'8i think im overweight ngl
>>83285490i'm 5'11, but scandinavian so still short
>>83285515dont worry bro we're all manlets over here
>having sex before marriagelmao well well deservedthank you chad for marking yet whore to avoid
