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would you buy a used fleshlight if it is cleaned
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Fleshlights are self cleaning
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>>83282924
fuck no they're not even expensive new
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I've had like 7 of them so far? But I end up throwing them away in a river somewhere....
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>>83282924
Man... if I can't even have an unused girl, let me at least have a fresh fleshlight.
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>tfw after I left home, my parents cleared out a bunch of shit I'd left there, and when I arrived to pick up some stuff, my fleshlight was just sitting there in the trash.
not as bad as the time all the printed out princess zelda porn disappeared from my room one day when I was like 12. but absolutely mortifying all the same.
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>>83282924
Thats like buying radioactive waste and try to use it with the same purpose as the product the very waste was wasted out. Like buying a used condom and washing it. Like buying a eaten kfc chicken bone to eat chicken meat.
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>>83283895
>Like buying a eaten kfc chicken bone to eat chicken meat.
flips do this
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>>83283927

I could save a harem of Filipina women from all this
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>>83282924
This is why women should either be virgins or shameless whores. Everything in between is just cringe.
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>>83283967
An ashamed whore would work too, as long as you recognized you are a whore.
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no im uncircumsied so my hand is fine
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>>83283333
This. If it has a smell it cause you're insecure, gay, and aren't a real man.
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>>83282924
>if it is cleaned
Fuck no, nonny's fresh cum is the best lube! Could settle for nonny's stale, day old stinky cum too, for an extra spicy fapping session!
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>>83283857
>Man... if I can't even have an unused girl, let me at least have a fresh fleshlight.
Sorry incel, youre getting a used one, and trust me, you don't wanna know whats been in it.
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>>83285401
>Fuck no, nonny's fresh cum is the best lube!
Their diet is all garbage and so is their seed I'm not falling for this one again dipshit
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>>83285401
day old?? noo
it's only good when it's still warm
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>>83285473
I didn't say you had to eat it, nonny. I just implied that using some other guy's cum as lube was hot!

>>83285504
Different kinds of sensations... Maybe you're just not enough of a degenerate to enjoy it.



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