Crazy dreams edition.
>>83284793I'll start, 2 nights in a row, I've dreamed about killing somebody. 1st night was an IRL escape from tarkov dream where I shot a man through a scoped rifle. Last night, knife fight, I had a cleaver he had a knife, fighting a bit and I dropped my cleaver, so took a stab, then punched the guy (it was an old friend) repeatedly, threw him out of a door and managed to spin round and grab both weapons, he got in again so I stabbed him.
>>83284793Love opiate dreams
>>83284820Worrying post. Seek psychological help.
Just don't want to work anymore desu my dudes but sadly I'm at work rn
Really considering buying another dildo. Got rid of my last one when I purged. Lately though been wanting to get back into crossdressing and being a sissy. I want my ass rammed.
>>83284828I went to the GP and she was all like blahblahblah anti depressants, and I said NO! Been waiting a couple of years to be sent for a psych evaluation, but my new GP's are saying blahblahblah load of bollocks.If I get some money coming in, I'll go private, but till then...*shrugs*
>>83284820>Last night, knife fight,OY! EWE GOT A LOICENCE FOR THAT BREADKNOIFE?
Shall be copping some R&R now me. Big appointment tomorrow innitHere's hoping for some kinoarse dreamingtons X
>>83284853Die eternal Angloschwaben
gloryhole cocksuckerthats me aright
>>83284865Meeting with the bennietonshires?
>>83284874t. you
Going ass to mouth on a shemale
>>83284862It's a human knife.
>old thread nearly dies due to lack of posts>new one pops up and faggots suddenly start posting
>>83284891based and tonshire pilled>>83284904uuuuuooaaaaauugghhh SSM
>>83284896Personally lad? I would leave that
morning de lids, any news on SSM?
>>83284828Maybe my dream wasn't so much about violence, as my lack of ability to see things through? Yes I stabbed him, but it didn't go in far enough, and the lad I stabbed was saying URGH DO IT PROPERLY. Maybe the dream was about not fully committing to things?
>>83284929Morning lat. No news sadly. His channel is still deleted.
>>83284929There is rampant speculation but no real evidence. Rumours suggest he is a psychological inpatient again
Think I'll have a shot for breakfast, oh aye. Got it from M&S, it has lions mane in it, meant to be good for the ole noggin. Or, might save it for tomorrow morning, have it before muh WCA reassessment. Yes I think I'll do that.
>>83285039ckin el
>>83284675 #Tempting as that is lad I think I'll just do other drugs to get me through. Maybe a couple of bumps of coke on the Friday, Saturday my birthday friend is also a drug enjoyer so I'm going to bring my bottle of liquid metocin and see who wants to participate. That ought to keep my alcohol intake to a minimum. Sunday should just be a couple of quiet pints at the pub so nothing to worry about there. We will survive.In other news was just getting a Vodafone block page when trying to load this nu bred, DESPITE being on Lebara mobile. This network is janky as fuck so I guess it makes sense why it's so cheap. Might give it up and test out smarty or one of the other ultra budget ones since all the large names seem to want to increase the price insane amounts of every year.
>>83285062Vodafone probably own this Lebara network. I'm on talkmobile, and that comes up with vodafone stuff. Like how nestle owns buxton water, maggi, sanpellegrino, and some sunbathing stuff.
>>83285062>Lebara mobilehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LebaraAll foreigners mate, why are you supporting them?
bro is on lebara mobile
>>83285073I think, may be wrong, that Lebara are a separate entity but piggybacking off vodas network. Much like how almost every isp in the UK other than virgin is just sitting on top of open reach infrastructure.
>>83285085I know you're right, as I googled it after I posted. Should have googled first as I now look foolish.
>>83285081Because they're five pound a month with no annual increase and everything I was getting from O2 previously who wanted to continually increase my monthly price. If you, and I'm very serious about this, can find me a SIM provider that'll give me 5gig of data for five pounds a month with no contract lock in that is owned by English people I will gladly switch.
>>83285094Money above morals, nice de lid
Why don't you drive to his grotty bed-sit in Wareham and do a well-fare check on SSM? You can drive, right?
Gig in muh town I'd like to try to go to, garbage and skunk anansie.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypr18UmxOashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPglNjxVHiM
>>83285112No ethical consumption under capitalism de lid
This settles muh soul. So chill and beautiful, IMO.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tIv7mTAAlo
Ah, love this. It's between this, and jupiter the bringer of jollity, as my favourite (at the moment, I really don't know that much about classical, so it may change as I learn more choons, but they are bangers so I dunno).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcogD-hHEYs
Locked myself out of my office. Went for a shit and left my swipecard on my desk, don't have my work phone that would allow me to contact anyone and the only guy who's number I have isn't answering. Now I'm just skulking in the corridor hoping someone comes out soon. Kek what a way to spend a morning.
>>83285159I have slack on my private phone
>>83285167I specifically don't have teams on mine, don't want to be contactable. It's alright, I went outside, round the building and knocked on the window. We all had a good chuckle.
>>83285129Trout Towers on Google maps de lid
exciting day in the office for the wagie
reminder that sweaty sex with men is based and trad because the greeks did it
>>83285178that went with his youchube account disabling. de lid was trolling himself?rick berrys public toilet also gone. SSM could be the main mixing spoon.
>>83285199The revelations never end!
>>83285174NTA but, you missed a great chance for bants. You should have gone and bought a trench coat and pretended to be a flasher.
>>83285129No I am learning to drive now.
/britfeel/ always seems to lose a lot of activity whenever SSM stops uploading.
Some time ago I had a dream where I was with my family on some hike or whatever. We walked through a forest until we hit this meadow and, my brain always creates the most eerie environments in my brains, everything looked so calm and relaxing, if autumn was an emotion I felt it in this dream.So anyways we walked over to this meadow, so far no animals nothing, we decided to make camp, but then some trapdoors started opening and some weird ass creatures dragged us all undeground into some crazy ass tunnels where I witnessed my relatives be torn limb from limb, by the time they got to me I wake up shaking.When I go over dreams like this I always fell like laughing because it sounds so retarded but being there really was not.I dont fucking know how my brain put this shit together.
the problem is that HHL is also gone and there arent any good dollies around anymore
>>83285268Bongo is such a busy man he needs to do this. People from the Sunderland nightlife scene are blowing up his phone non stop. His brother Sean on the other hand? Just a few texts from dealers and local chavs trying to get him to spend his benefits on coke for them
tried watching dat dere minecraft movieso bad had to turn it off
>>83285268Who the fuck uses Facebook in 2025 except boomers
>>83285255beating heart of this place t'old seasidemark de lids, miss him x wish the twolls would get a wife
>>83285337>except boomersyou're forgetting the browns who trick them with AI la x
>>83285437>beating heart of this placeHe doesn't even post here though
>>83285463>He doesn't even post here thoughno, but his content made conversation la, its dead here otherwise.
Imagine becoming a high value man so you could give a woman a fairytale romance. Imagine how satisfying that would be.
>>83284820Gnarly.He probably jerked off over you when you stayed round his house that night.It's your subconcious letting you know he sexually assaulted you.Accuse him next time you see him.
>>83285493I don't have his contact details anymore, but do know where he works,. Do you think I should go and tell them they have a sexual deviant working there?
>>83285480NTA but, the spam drives posters away. It's dead here because of the people that now post here, la.You getting paid for this?
where is good place to buy furniture? want to replace ikea crap
Didn't the screenshots of all the filtered posts from the filter lads not give you a clue?
>>83285573Definitely lad, it's not safe for his co-workers. Who knows what he might be up to?>>83285627Ikea
>>83285592salaried lad, working from Denison today
Sea Side MarkesSideMarkuuoouuoooouooowwwhhhh SSMcaptcha: uuoouuoooouooowwwhhhh SSM
>>83285703Shat up 1 general and moved on to another eh, la.
>>83285743Just like you then joshy lad eh?
>>83285573Go see a shrink first and get a second opinion. Then you cn be sure of any action you wish to take when he denies it.
>>83285743Fuck up Josh lad.
>pacman -S brit/pol drama
Ruth and Laura's privates
>>83285755I was only joking about that anon. I don't know where he works, it's been years since I saw him.
>>83285752>>83285773Ah, weak subterfuge, muh favourite.
Wops massive twitching clit
>>83285874>Wops massive twitching clitwhat do you get out of making these posts or are you just hooked on the dopamine hit from hitting the submit button and seeing your dog shit post appear on the anonymous website like magic, corr you made it do that
wops gaped asshole with a barbed speculum as I shove my rancid willy deep inside her shit infested rectum
>Mak update https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T2ePZLtNpd8
>>83285931>Can in hand before midday State
>>83285938He starts early in mornin
Saw him in a livestream neckin cider at 6am
>>83285899Dopamine rush for sure. Since I stopped taking risperidon I can actually feel it again. It's lush and I mean LUSH!
Back from a sitewide ban for "trolling outside /b/" some little dribbling dole mong spastic reported me for shitting on seasideNONCE. Back now to enjoy the drivel.
More drivel can only be a good thing!
>>83285874I bet she has a big clit. I'd love to lick it to be honest, would be amazing to make her cum
>>83286143I have a feeling she is a virgin, she gives off virgin vibes.
hows being super zany online working out for you
Senior long neck must be great at spotting potential predators in the distance
>>83286152Fucking shit. Wife left me and everything.
>>83286147I think that's more than possible. She gives off kind of sexless vibes. She doesn't have the self confidence or the self image to even try to be a bit feminine. I wonder if she's afraid of being judged to a standard she feels she can't possibly live up to, so she doesn't even try. But I'm guessing that deep down, she craves love, romance, and to be the feminine to someone's strong masculine energy. Either that or she's a lesbo and wants to lick sniz.
>>83286152Going great, it makes faggots seethe.Knck knock who's there? boing boing.
>>83286173She wants to lick Alessia Russo's tuppence.
Going to send SSM some beer in the post I reckon. That might cheer him up.
tried playing halo 1 loved it as kidnow? bit shitenemies are bullet sponges too
ur aff ur heads lad just wat madcap fing will u say next about teh youtuber
Belsen was a gas
We all communal Christmas din dins in life xGot that turkey me x
Hate how useless some escorts are at replying to messages.I've got one booked for tomorrow evening (not the one I lost my virginity to on Sunday), messaged her 1 hour ago to confirm I'm still good for tomorrow and asked if I should message her when I arrive, she's read it 1 hour ago but no response. What gives? I'm half tempted to cancel the booking if she doesn't reply by 6 pm or so.
>>83286204Thought you were banned
>>83286216Why wouldn't it be good? You're being clingy. Confirmation thing is usually done morning of the day anyway. Normall for me it's been text them morning of to confirm, then just show up.
I fucking hate Christmas dinner. Nasty shit.
Are we playing the lets pretend escort game now lads?
>>83286245i unironically looked at prossies on adultwork from around here but they all stop serving at 6pm ish wtf? what sort of prostitute works office hours?
>>83286238Stuffing is the only thing in it that is decent.
>>83286229No I'm not being clingy. She said she'd pass over her details the day before.I don't know what to do now. Shall I just wait to see if she replies today or tomorrow morning?She's already got me to push it back 1 hour from 7 pm to 8 pm tomorrow, so I'm beginning to panic a little that she's gonna cancel on me or worse, that she'll deliberately not reply and then block me as a time waster (which I'm not).
>>83286204The aluminium plate makes it 4x more grim but overall it looks better than last year's
>>83286189what is the postal address lad, I'll do the same>>83286182who we talking about lad, would desu
>>83286216>not the one I lost my virginity to on Sundaygrim
>>83286204joshy lad at spacker club again
>>83286276Me losing it to an escort or me seeing another escort?
>>83286283losing it lad, sorry. What made you lose it to a paid actor? I'm genuinely curious. not shitting on you lad just interested
>>83286223Jannies allow ban evasion nowadays apparently
>>83286293No report feature for ban evasion, maybe they don't care?
>>83286290Because realistically at 29 I was never gonna lose it.
>>83286302Write them an email explaining the situation
>>83286306I lost mine to a brass at age 19. I guess I was self aware enough to know I'd never get laid without paying for it.
>>83286306No wonder lad. You sound like a proper weirdo and you're not even self-aware about it. Getting all weird and clingy with hookers. How are you paying for these regular hookers anyway? Autism bennies?
Mad how I'll happily drop ten or twelve quid on a pizza from the kebaby but a four quid chicago town from Asda is unreasonable.
What do you lads think about Pontius Pilate?
>>83286335I have a good paying job and live at home.
>>83286189Send him some Cerne Abbas
>>83286204The Nigerian catering staff did good Sean lad
>>83286353If you're full of cash then why not go for more of a "sugar baby" type relationship? Basically a woman who will pretend to be your gf and shag you etc if you pay some of her bills. Might suit your clingyness better.
Imagine getting arrested by a group of Roman soldiers and the Jewish police.
Really need a wrongunedward part 4 update right about now
>>83284793>>83286204Interestingly prophetic edition, this.Woke up today from a dream about Helper where I ran into him in public somewhere and was overjoyed at the encounter, so must have been in Sunderland. He lived independently in a upper-floor apartment that could only be reached by climbing several flights of concrete-and-blue-metal outside stairs.We hung out as buddies until I had to come home, and it was so fun that I flew back the next weekend as a surprise. There was much more, and other actors involved, but 'twas one of those dreams that quickly become vaporous no matter how hard one tries to hold onto it.Then I open this new Freudian thread and it all but confirms that Kate is now manipulating my reality as well.
>>83286367I'm not that rich and I don't like that
Takashi Miike box set from Radiance announced so get in there.
Picture this. You're in Roman occupied Judea. Around the time of the crucifixion of Jesus. You've been invited to have dinner with Pontius Pilate at his residence. Afterwards he invites you to his baths. You both undress. He oils you both up with the finest, most fragrant olive oil you've ever had. You can't resist licking a bit of the oil off his toned, Roman body.
>>83286432Would rather fuck a woman's arsehole, mate. I'm not a queer.
Wow imagine a human went to sleep and had a dream. What's the chances????
Tax payer funded Christmas dinner on 3rd Dec
Ey up lads ive gone off girls now, im only into man arse these days.
>>83286421Why does she do this to you. She is truly craven.>>83286452Mmm, alright. As you were lad.
>>83286452As long as it's hairless there's no difference. Nice wee willy on the front, too. Corrrrrrrrr!
Anyone want to marry a couple of bennies birds?It could be your chance.Marry them on a day trip that allows multiple partners (poly) all come back, straight in the dwp 6 grand extra a year for everyone, take a 10% cut for organising it.LETS FUCKING GOOOOO!https://www.express.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/2141391/rachel-reeves-slammed-extra-benefits-polygamy
>>83286335draw the line at using bennies for prozzys me lad, stardawg and carlings ok though
Decided what I'm going to do regarding this new escort.I'm gonna wait to see if she replies today or tomorrow, not gonna bother chasing her.If she doesn't reply, should I still turn up at the hotel where she's staying and tell her I'm parked outside?
Just shows what I said before. This is for Muslims. Child benefit cap being lifted is for Muslims. English retards ignore this and blame "scroungers".
>>83286503Good. I like Muslims.
>>83286503Obviously a paki thing, in the article it mentions these are overseas marriages too. Child benny cap is for pakis of course
>>83286503I don't understand the logic in raising from 2 to infinitySurely you go to 3 and then see how it works out
You will bow down to Islam and you will be happy.
>>83286318I forgot to say NTA, I don't really care, just thought I'd inform you the ban evasion part has gone.
>>83286521Islam is actually a far better religion than Christianity if you look into it. Makes a lot more sense.
>>83286421Think I might have to take a long hard look at myself if I was dreaming about britfeel.
>>83286521Dreary cunt with /pol/mong bait.
Angry about the brown folk?Lets all gather in our local city centres and waste most of our day standing around screaming into the voidTHAT will show them
my weird opioid dream? i was a NEET sharing a massive bed with this zoomer lassie, all her student friends berated me for living in the bed all day, Grandpa-Joe-from-Willy-Wonka style.but it's because i had discovered these sweets that were music albums. you'd suck on them and it played the tracks in your head. i was confecto-listening to a lot of 90s metal i had never heard before, all in lush cola flavours.anyway the postie has not arrived. will have to distract myself for another day.
>>83286529All the Abrahamic faiths are absolute bollocks.
>>83286529Thanks my dear cosmopolitan young professional but it's the purest form of demiurge worship actually which is why it overwhelmingly leads to violence death and destruction that is what their God demands
>>83286421What does she have to do with the OP? I think the royals are scum who should be strung up next to the politicians.
>>83286529I have read some of the Quran and thought it was absolute shite
>>83286503On the face of it everyone should start to realise that religious people should be looked upon the same as people who idolise Star Wars and Star trek and think they are real, and admittedly there's few that do but they are the WORDT of the fans, now, religious people are ALL like that in their fucked up beliefs.These people need to be globally culled.
All my dreams are pretty shit tbqhIts either me being late for something and i just never get around to going to the placeor my phone is broken/lost and i ask everyone around me for help and they all just ignore me so i walk around pissed off until i eventually wake up Im sure smoking ganja before bed limits most of the dream potential tbqh
reminder that you have the opportunity NOT to engage in the religious argument.
>>83286564Is there something you feel needs to change in your life? Or maybe something you want to do but always put off?
>>83286421I'm happy I'm not the only one to dream about /britfeel/
You will do the needful and you will be content.
>>83286530The Wumpa Wommittee is penalizing you twenty-five (25) wocial wredit woints for this blasphemy.
>>83286555Heard shippy achieved enlightenment in the kether when he studied the Jewish Zohar that's why he doesn't post anymore.
pls bring the box up, Amazon wagie. some of my internet friends are deliverylads so i know it's hard, but it's only 32 cans today.
>>83286564I forgot to say, I get high every night before bed, and have some crazy dreams at times. I've mentioned a few of the mental dreams I've had. I dream about the same places often as well.
>>83286564Last night there was a wolf outside and my cousin was there and I saved my cousin then the wolf was on me but I managed to lose him. Having more frequent heroic dreams for some reason.
>>83286590Shut the fuck up dumb hylic.
>>83286529hi joshbye josh
cor never mind the postie HAS been.got this little parcel and thought it was 'something else' from the sound (warning: ASMR)https://vocaroo.com/16fBmxeaLn1Wfirst poster to guess what it is wins a tin of Nipits
>>83286660Is it a tin of nipits?
>>83286677no.three tins of Nipits.
anyway back on the tramadols now. that was a scary half an hour or so. phew.
I'm having a bit of a wobble de lids. After all the talk of trannies yesterday I bashed one out looking at some tyranny porn yesterday and feeling a bit confused now. I'm not gay or anything am I?
>>83286689Ah, so close.
>>83286706i know how you feel, lad. i'm also really into them trammies. can't get enough of 'em.
>>83286706Which part of the tranny was you looking at when you nutted?
>>83286706>tyranny pornOMG LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL SPASTIC
just had a bowl of royal game soup for breakfast, with a glass of water.aniseed Tipit for afters, now i'm onto a bag of Walkers cheese & onion.what have i become
>>83286706HOWLING AND PISSING MYSELF!
Might have a beer in 10
luv wfh, did my lifting, flat clean, no work, now booting up the l4d2. Getting a pay rise soon as well.
Feel like pure shit, just want seasidemark back on youtube
>>83286747SSN's dark past came and bit him on the arse. When you do bad things on earth God will punish you for it.
>>83286746i know how you feel, i have no work either.>>83286731>PISSING MYSELFi know how you feel too
Kisses and cuddles with Rachel Reeves
my only regret is not buying choccies. imagine if i had some chocolate in, instead of crisps.yeah i'm a grown-arse man. i also want ketamine (not a crime to WANT something, is it?)
>>83286719Her face I think, it's all such a blur
>>83286770got some bournville dark in, not great but ok for the price, its on offer in co-op atmAlso, WERE ALL GOING TO DIE (on the 14th/15th Dec)
i am pure 'vibing' on the tramadols already it's like the evening never ended
>>83286783got some of the Bournville cocoa powder, me. so i could make a hot chocolate, in fact i will, right now.cocoa powder is one of those things like salt where you think it's just a basic ingredient, doesn't matter. nah. this is top tier cocoa.
Got that Black Forest gateau for dessert x
Fuck Cadbury sell out scum
>>83286800The UK went to shit when (((Kraft))) changed the recipe for the creme eggs
>>83286800The quality of Cadbury chocolate clearly went down the pan when the Jews bought it.
Feel like pure shit, just want marmiteman4 back on youtube
>>83286799Looks lush that x
>>83286811I remember watching e-celebs seethe over his videos about 'My Tram Experience' and the Lee Rigby murder back in the day. Simpler times.
>>83286811>Sean is in his early 30s here LOOOOOOOOL DE LID LAD LOD LED KEK CREASING HOWLING LOOOOOOL
Won a wokkle of wine the raffle now garn for some Brasseries for that wooty match later. It's a hard life but someone has to do it x
>>83286783>look up long range forecast>it always says the world will end in 2 weeks>it never doesThe long range forecast is just for retards to get excited about
>>83286826Big lad on the brassies tonight oh aye helpers world, helpers way
>>83286811Cute x
>>83286826Brasseries and wooty, classic combo
>>83286421Weird because I had a dream I was on the sesh with Prince Andrew last night. He was getting the wags sorted and everything. Not even joking x
What happened to marmiteman 1, 2 and 3?
>>83286706Was the tyrant a man?
>>83286828It amazes me year after year that most uk car "owners" dont change their tyres for winter.
>>83286851woke assassins from Hope Not Hate.
>>83286860Lad most Uk car owners dont change their tyres ever lmao Unless they get a massive blowout or get nabbed by the cops, even then they go buy the cheapest part worns with barely legal tread on them
>>83286851Sean was diagnosed with a very rare form of childhood early onset dementia he created those accounts and forgot the passwords to marmiteman1 2 and 3 and settled with marmiteman4 his carer at the time wrote it down on a sticky note and pinned it to his pc monitor.
>>83286555Yeah, Yahweh aka Allah is a mental, violent god eh? Bet you worship him anyway though
>>83286811Did he film his videos on a Game Boy Camera?
Stretching arbroathy's bussy
>>83286874Well, yes, amazed was perhaps too strong and not indicitive of the root of my shock which is that despire every year there being ice and snow on the roads people have yet to adapt to it.I remember one recent winter, theres a car park about 30m away, inch or two of snow, i hear some revving and wheel spinning for 10 mins so i go out and check, it's a 20 something bird in her tiny car.My mates out walking the dog so we offer to push the car into the main road.She only pulls the handbrake and locks the front wheels so she cant move.Out of the window she shouts "fail!" and gets out of the car and locks it.I think she just wanted the day off work.
>>83286887I'm not christian or Muslim. I prefer Christians though. Everyday christians pay lip service to the OT but most don't truly think Christ is the same entity. Moslems are the mindless paki hordes of yhwv. Absolute pathetic creatures.
hot choccy on the go? might as well go all-out and make myself a nice mocha.
>>83286912I'm not Christian or Muslim either but I largely prefer Muslims. Christians have no idea about their own religion. I wouldn't call them pathetic creatures but most of them are very dumb. Literally just brainwashed as children and haven't thought about their faith since. Obviously many exceptions too.
>>83286828Thanks for reminding me that I must go scrape my car. The neighborhood kids were doing it for free yesterday but I have an expensive wax job and didn't want them potentially damaging the finish.Made fresh bread during that snow day, me.
>>83286589The wumpa wommittee can wuck my walls
I'm not Jewish or Bhuddist either but i largely prefer The Cult of the Supreme Bring. Jews have no idea about their own religion. I wouldn't call them pathetic creatures as they are largely demon possessed shells. Literally just grabbing every shekel without a care for others.
>>83286949that's some quality-looking bread. although, when people make loaves like this, i always wonder: how the hell do you slice it? you're NOT going to get nice even slices of bread for sarnies ;_;>The neighborhood kids were doing it for free i swear you're some Americana tulpa. off to direct a Christmas play or rescue Whoville next?
>>83286783Am supposed to be going to London on the 14th to see million dead but I do not want to get stuck up there. Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this.
>>83286956The Jewish religion is actually better than either Islam or Christianity. It doesn't require belief for salvation. There's no dire warnings of eternal damnation. It's literally just "Here are the rules that God would like you to obey. If you do it he'll be happy with you. If not? All good too." Surprisingly chill abrahamic faith
>>83286970>The Jewish religion is actually better than either Islam or Christianitythis is going too far now
>>83286860Why is 'owners' like that? Are you suggesting people don't own cars? Also where do you think I'm going to store 8 bloody tyres(2 cars) that aren't in use over the warmer months and then 8 other bloody tyres in the colder months? I'm not made of garages.
>>83286940lol you simp for Moslems because of 7th century theology mong autism nobody including religious people give a shit about? Moslems are one of the least popular groups on earth for good reason. Everything they've touched has turned to rotten shit from Persepolis to 1970s Lebanon to 2010s Britain. Shit begets shit. Do Moslems know Persian new year/Nowruz is Zoroastrian? It falls on the Spring equinox, the cretins wanted to change it to Mohammad's birthday (lol), Iranians ignored it, quite rightly so. Moslems have no fucking clue about history before Mohammad. They bring nothing to the table but misery and shit and they have a pathetic victim complex to boot. Would listen to Christians any day of the week and most people are the same. Who fucking cares which one spent more time studying the fairy tales. So your argument boils down to>they worship Yhwv better!So, they're more evil. Lol okay? This is the reason you're spending your evening simping for Islam on britfeel? You're a fucking moron desu.
my sequel dream to the music-sweets dream was that Scooby-Doo the cartoon was actually based on the Scooby-Doo chain of restaurants in America, and in the 60s they ran a campaign where everyone went on a quest to their local Scooby-Doo for free burgers.all the British zoomers insisted on undertaking The Scooby-Doo Challenge as though it was ever a thing in the UK, but i said fine, i'll go along with yous for a laugh.anyway everyone but me gave up on the walk, and the women opted to lie about being pregnant because there was a hecking wholesome shuttle bus exclusively for pregnant ladies. then this awkward/autistic nerd type lad lied about being in a relationship with one of the animal characters so he could sit next to her on the preggo bus. but he was also that character's half-brother somehow, so it all kicked off a national debate about whether what he was claiming was incest.i might be a furry.
Just listened to UNKLEs the road pt 1 and 2. Corr what an experience!
>>83286970Yeah confirmed for an actual hylic demiurge slave retard.
if i was into listening, it would be picrel again. sticks to the main adventure/plot part of the books. worth a listen.
>>83286985Well you're right about all of your theological points, but you ignore the fact that Christianity extinguished classical learning for centuries, fractured into thousands of warring sects, and fuelled everything from inquisitions to colonial erasure.
>>83286993For me it's Never, Never, Land and Psyence FictionReal good stuff though, James Lavelle was doing a dj set near me a few months back but I heard about it too late to go.
>>83287014And? I'm not worried about an inquisition in 2025 lol. Moslems are a pest in the present day.
>>83286957Thanks! I ate oven-warm slices with butter yesterday and a slab with jam this morning. This afternoon I will cut a thick tranche and toast it for homemade french onion soup with crispy broiled gruyere on top.>The neighborhood kids were doing it for freeThey were interracial even! White Mom was out directing them to have a good time whilst being of service to the oldie olsens in my building, shoveling walks and clearing cars, while black Dad was at work. They seem to be the most responsible parents in the complex, although they do let the oldest son just lie in their front yard unmusically blowing into a trumpet sometimes. But he rides the retard bus so I guess he's "special".>i swear you're some Americana tulpa. off to direct a Christmas play or rescue Whoville next?Akshually I must go help out at loal Treefest event's sensory-friendly night (for autists who can't handle noise or crowds.) Volunteering is my only social outlet anymore.
>>83286706It's fine. You're a straight man attracted to women and things that sufficiently pass for them.
Pretending he's an enlightened humanist centrist while spreading pakiganda on britfeel. What a life.
I think it's time to throw in the towel and admit that Sean won.
Most people shippy's age have kids why doesn't he
>>83287059Thanks my brother, I needed to hear that.>>83287053I absolutely love hearing Yanklass updates, it brightens up my day.
>>83287081I wouldn't want to switch lives with him desu
>>83287081Yeah he won a bottle of wine on the raffle. I'm not going to go giving him my towel just because of that you absolute rotter, it's MY fucking towel.
might make myself an omelette, how do i make an omelette?
me? secular humanist moderate. i am a CULTURAL Christian, but i believe in science over sky daddy.
Don't know why we can't all just get along, lads. Don't understand the constant need to 'better' yourself to other lads.
>>83287053Hearing from you make me feel less lonely, it really makes a difference.
Why are they doing alcohol raffles for alcoholic spackers? Who the fuck is in charge of that place?
>>83287107This is sad mate
I want to make passionate love to a beautiful tranny.
>>83287117Sorry mate but /britfeel/ is the closest 8 get to having friends. Most people hate me and abandon me.
I think Giger killed his 27 year old girlfriend/roommate back in the 70s. Just before his art got super dark. She's in the image posing with his earlier works attached to this post, and then suicide from a gun to her head at 27, in the same bed her and Giger shared. 1975.Maybe he didn't kill her, maybe he's just a weird little guy.
>>83287101something like this, i reckon.
>>83287137But then maybe if you just make such dark art, you yourself as an artist become a dark art. I dont know, it's weird. He's a weird fella, there was something going on.
>>83287139This reminds me of madhouse prank radio. Carlito always like his eggs done with heat. Rip Carlito.
>>83287137Necronomicom, 1977
>>83287151>>83287170>>83287137Cult sacrifice. The price he paid to be allowed to become succesful.
>>83287175No idea. But I like this one, for me it gets weirder the more you look at it. Like the neck, the depth in shading. It's freaky.
any other lids struggling with the new PC-gone-mad 'non-destructive' editing in the GIMP, here is the checkbox you want. gets your eggs nice and transparent again.
>>83287090>>83287107You lads brighten up my day and make me feel less lonely too. I have to find things to do all day every day, with no friends to do any of it with.
>>83286981On finance m8.So you "own" two cars and dont have room for 8 tyres on your entire property, not even 4 under the bed for the "important" car?Buy a tyre shed?
>>83287106I don't understand the need to be a nonce
limiting myself to 3 jars today problem is im already 2 jars in
Why don't we hear or read about serial killers any more, we had them in the 60s/70/80 and early 90s. Are they being caught before they get a high kill count due to technology or are they getting there kicks from technology, VNs, etc ( I'm looking at you DVDlad hahaha), and those avenues are suppressing the desire to do wrong. >fascinatingYeah, I think it is.
>>83286811https://youtu.be/6O5hVaDmdY4
>>83287210It's largely a Jewish or at least Judaism based practice, says so in their religious book you can diddle kids and *od doesnt care.
>>83287210Like all rape it's more about power than sex
>>83287222There's a bunch around. Also keep in mind that people who could've been serial killers are now something adjacent, due to the modern world. So theres probably still a sizeable amount but its very niche, I reckon.
wish these fucking yanks would fuck off out of /britfeel/ fucking parasites, not comfy one bit.
>>83287210What makes you feel like you need to be one in the first place, are you being forced?
>>83287222Quite the opposite in reality.There's so many serial killers now that the law can't catch them. Their own estimates in the US are that there are CURRENTLY around 35 semi-active serial killers on the loose.Don't know the uk stats, we don't usually go through NHS records looking for Dr Mbengwe and just how many people he's killed.
tons of murders just go unsolvedpeople think you cant get away with it anymore but actually you canpolicing is only truly effective as a deterrant
Might bosh a womfy fish finger sandwich when I get home. Tartar sauce all the way! What do you like on yours?
DPD are delivering my straps between 6 and 8pmI'm usually in bed by 9, I hope he comes before I do during the daily fap.
>>83287262how many inches are these straps?
>>83287260I dont eat them any more, Mehmet in the corner shop sells them but he turns off the freezer at night to save a few pence, gave me terrible shitting trots last time.
Was MB a nonce? Why was he not allowed to see his kids?
bit weird when you see female and you just know shes gotten on her knees and sucked dick at one point
>>83287222DNA ruined it for them. AI will retroactively catch them all next.for a good laugh, look up how the BTK Killer got caught.
>>83287049Christians are a pest in the present day too. American culture-war extremism, widespread child abuse, sectarian violence, political movements that seek to undermine scientific norms, anti-abortionist violence, etc etc.
>>83287271177.16545 inches x 4 of them
>>83287278No one has confirmed anything but there are rumours. There's definitely a reason he's not allowed to see his kids, put it that way. He was also a muslim at one point, not sure if it's related. He was briefly a white muslim convert.
>>83287239I thought our advancements in medication and detection of mental illness may be a large factor now. Illnesses are being treated at base level now before they spiral and lead to delusions/mania. I'm guessing this is what you mean too?>>83287251Thanks mate, I'm going to look more into the US side of it, we are very guarded in the UK when it comes to public health. We're kept in the dark for our 'own good'.
>>83287289Their influence on present day Britain is miniscule if that. Get a grip.
>>83287296>He was briefly a white muslim convert.i heard he only did this to help him survive in prison and he didnt actually believe anything that islam teaches
>>83287299>Cereal KillersThere's plenty of good YT documentaries on them without the DA DA DAAH! shite music, shop around.
just think how many NHS nurses are killers that DON'T get caught. maybe they're particularly frustrated with an elderly person one day, and just-so-happen to forget something.not saying crossy's mam is a murderer. just saying that she COULD be.
>>83287260Salad cream is good on them too
>>83287260lashings, and I mean LASHINGS, of the finest malt vinegar. Lush
>>83287301Why was he going to mosque even when he was out of prison then?
>>83287312what are some good true crime YouTube channels then, lad? sounds like we have similar grievances.the crime Sky channels were comfy daytime viewing. they still had a lot of sinister music and reconstructions, but at least they felt like researched documentaries (not just reading off Wikipedia).
>>83287277>he turns off the freezer at nightand people wonder why the milk tastes off from these places, would never buy anything perishable like milk from a filthy brown shop tbqhwy.
>>83287115>Who the fuck is in charge of that place?Kate Middleton.
>>83287343milk used to arrive like this, stupid child.
>>83287333brain damage? retardation? many such cases.
>>83287289Muslims do all this and worse. What point are you even making?
>>83287347yeah back in the day when it wasn't tainted with goyslop lad ffsgo buy a milk from a supermarket, leave it on the counter all night, then put it back in the fridge and give it a drink lad yum!
>>83287278Broadbridge hasn't posted here since that twoll threatened to post pics of his kids on here. Though I believe he still lurks occasionally.
>>83287337nah i just watched like two documentaries in a year on a shared prime-like event. sorry. It was one where the docu maker was following the trail of a serial killer who got caught and looking for the missing bodies, he had police come out to all his finds.
>>83287333he could hardly just leave prison and stop being a muslim, he had to carry it on for a bit or they would have caught on
looking for an a2 portrait art print, not sure what to get, not opposed to originals but something nice, perhaps something moody and by portrait not a person but the opposite of landscape.
>butcher takes raw meat out of the fridge for several minutes to cut itno thanks. don't want my meat contaminated by un-refrigerated air.
QRD on the whole Kate Middleton/HHL thing. Why would she care about some spacker from Sunderland?
Samesean radar going off big time
>>83287356My point is that Christianity and Islam are equally anachronistic.
>>83287369Nighthawks lad, a classic.
>>83287365Yeah I suppose you are right. He was very devout though, or at least he gave the appearance.
>>83287382Kate wants to snuff him out. Dark forces are at work here. It not right.
>>83287383>Sameseanwhats this lad? QRD?
>>83287393So stop shilling for islam then. You dont seem british to me desu if you honestly struggle to understand the difference of influence they have on our country. If you're dreams you're getting chased by Mary Whitehouse in 2025 you're a certified drooling spastic mongo desu. Fucking grow up.
>>83287397kino, but dont quite fancy cranking my head 90 degrees whenever I wish to look at it
He went for the double samesean
>>83287409just ignore him lad, that much of a saddo they're posting on /britfeel/ shilling for pisslam absolute state of whoever it is, needs their head checking.
Broadbridge on a mad one today corr x
>>83287288I remember reading about him and how he was caught, meta data. Caught by hidden files like meta data and .trash folders on UNIX and UNIX like systems. >>83287312Thanks man! I'll check it out. I enjoy getting as much back ground as possible to help me in my steps of determining if they became killers due to nature or nurture.
>>83287409I'm not "shilling for Islam," lad, just pointing out that the Christian faith is very similar in many ways. You seem very angry about this. Why?>>83287418You also seem very angry lad.
Gay sex Halstead
>83287438You are, to ultimately conclude "they're both old and fake" which 99% of everybody who isn't a Christian or Muslim already thinks these days. So what's your point and why cant you make it without constantly emphasising how amazing and perfect Islam is? Bored of you now, thats all you'll get.
love getting my bussy brapped, said poohamed, as the zutt men bashed their bollocks against his backside.
>>83287288interesting read that! thanks for sharing :)
Is it worth investing in hard drives and a NAS over storing my files online, through google drive, for example?
Islam simply isn't compatible with the European way of life let alone British culture. It needs to be stopped otherwise it will delete our history and culture.
>>83287347Yeah and smackheads used to go around stealing them
>>83287452You're so livid you can't even reply to my post properly. You actually deleted one of the > in my post number to try to get a little jab in. You've exposed yourself as a very angry little child, haven't you lad? Lol
>>83287478If anything lad, Islam is uniquely compatible with the UK. It actually expects people to have discipline, structure and a moral framework. Something most christians in the UK abandoned around 1987. If anything, British society functions much better with Muslims. They're having families and building communities. They actually believe in something bigger than going to Greggs or getting a Tesco meal deal.
>>83287410what do you mean lad? it's a portrait, it's the right way up.
>>83287481>>83287493do you ever jack off to the thought of big creamy zutt loads being left in poohameds zlut bussy? Hope you're ready to get bent over and bumfucked lad x
Tried to post this morning from town but some bellend on the same 4G IP address had been banned for another 4 days so I couldn't post. Back at homeberg now so now I can post.
>>83287503Do you ever "jack off" (we call it wanking here in the UK btw) to the thought of Jesus having sex with the "the desciple he loved the most"? The one "reclining on Jesus's bosom" at the last supper according to the Gospel of John? Your own bible says that he had a deep, deep intimacy with this other man.
these menthol Nipits might be my favourite. will never go back to "mints" ever again.
2kg of broken biscuits just landed thanks to Mr EVRI (brown man this time). I will be munching them all by the weekend.
>>83287523i've not had those in years, where are you getting them from?
>>83287523>clarifies the voicecorr love that oldie speak
>>83287522you're fuming now aren't you?
>>83287493>discipline, structure and a moral framework.>data shows that Muslims have a higher-than-average reliance on state support, with around 48% of Muslims receiving some form of state support>Those who identified as "Muslim" had the highest percentage of people living in "social rented" homeshttps://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/culturalidentity/religion/articles/religionbyhousinghealthemploymentandeducationenglandandwales/census2021
>>83287532Of course not lad. If Mohammed had gay sex, I think that would be great. Very progressive. Nothing wrong with being queer.
>Right wingers say this is a man and should use the male toilet
>>83287549is it actually a bloke? would btw
>>83287528Amazon>>83287530surprised they can still get away with it, nowadays.(obviously they do fuck all, but they DO taste nice.)
>>83287549Would suck her dick desu
>>83287558Yes. Actress Hunter Schafer. her career is doing well. She's a big star now.
>>83287549Well many sexually dimorphic species have the male present more "feminine" (in our eyes) ie flamboyant, colourful. Birds. Fish. Lions. Mandrills. We don't classify them as female because of that. If "she" has male sex organs it's a male.
i have made this motivational image
Right wing neo nazi chuds honestly believe the one on the left is a boy
>>83287602Thanks, I mentally changed it to mind altering drugs legitimately. Feels good man.
What are you putting on this, /britfeel/?
>>83287626you're welcome. was my second draft after some thought.
Britnormie is the OG jestermaxxer. From the day he was born (1949) he's been jestermaxxing.
>>83287663excellent post lad but i have to point out that 1949 is actually a year, not a day
>>83287671he could have meant 19/4/9.(superior Japanese date formatting.)
>>83287660My friend bought me a t shirt or had printed on on it >Medicated >For your >Safety And I wore it to therapy one time, my therapist didn't look best pleased haha.
good evening de lads
Phwaorr gotten up haven't iI have haven't i X
>>83287619Which is the one on the left, the one closer to the camera or the one further away?
me, just about to eat a grilled chicken breast by itself. if the universe wanted me to have chips and salad, they would have been in stock at the shop.
Its a jester world out there x
Favourite trannies? Considering wanking to this one.
I don't know what I want more a SSM update or a new wrongunedwards video.
>>83287659Obviously, a jacket potato jackethttps://www.dezeen.com/2025/10/21/aldi-jacket-potato-jacket/
>>83287480Milk theft was worse than being a naziImagine being so poor you cant afford a 7p pint of milk.
>>83287771howdy pardnerconsiderin a move down there to the ol us of aso lately ive been practicing my american, mainly the west coast dialect
>>83287425>nature or nurtureBit of one, bit of the other.these either or questions are food for the mentally dull.
He gon neck that xmas slop up
>>83287784*wipes tear from eye*its like frostyjackz is back posting with us again
cor, a perfectly charred chicken breast. if i do say so myself.
>>83287659The usual. Spicey mackrel fillets in sauce, butter and beaked beans.
>>83287810and which God is this an offering to?(bit burnt lad)
>>83287784Out west, all sodie is called coke, and one always refers to interstate/highway route numbers with the definite article: "Take the 10 to the 210 to the 5 to get from Phoenix to Seattle."
Sick of the gay/trans/pedo/anime/cat fags in the thread and their sickening behaviour and childish tantrums.
>>83287826>bit burnt ladnah it's just well done, innit.chilli flakes burn, imagine just grilling chilli flakes. luckily, they scrape right off x
>>83287838>Complaining about anime on 4chan
>>83287838>pedo>eyou do not speak for me.
>>83287838I'm guessing their discord disbanded or was shutdown by the authorities.
Alri lid.Welcome to Helper Christmas Market.Two luxury artisanal warshwellows on a stick for a tenner.You can toast them on the fire for an extra five quid.Lovely deal. You want to keep the missus happy? You can dip them in our chocolate flavoured syrup all in for a score. What a deal de lid. Don't be a grinch de lid try one.
>>83287796think last years xmas slop is still working its way down his throat
Thanks but NO YANKS
>>83287851paedos and catfags are one and the same
i will complain about the new wave of anime, it's all moe/isekai shite with horrible CG/digital animation.the line is drawn at Gunbuster. the REAL meat isn't on the girls' chests, it's in the complex science-fiction drama.
American? more like AmeriCAN'T
>>83287844nah, im not having it, this end is burnt.
>marshmallows>syrup>grinch>Santa Claus>Peanuts Christmas>Rudolph (the stop motion thing)>Black Fridaysorry i thought i was in the UNITED KINGDOM thread for a second.
>>83287894may have have-arsed whacking it down to an even thickness, tbqh.didn't want to wake the downstairs neighbours at 3 in the morning, hammering a chicken breast with a rolling pin.what you call a lack of culinary skill, i call CONSIDERATION FOR OTHERS.
>>83287902We America-Lite now.Taco BellWendysFive GuysShake ShackPopeyesThey all here x
>>83287663Britnormie is a cautionary tale for what happens if you enter your 40s childless
>>83287924Very Japanese of you.
once knew a lad who had so much aspergers, he didn't know how to laugh. it just wasn't in his social vocabulary.
>>83287930why is other men having children or not so important to you
>>83287949That's retarded mate laughing has nothing to do with aspergers
I for one like the tranny posting
My drugs didn't arrive today, this is quite possibly the worst thing to have ever happened to any britfeeler since the last time someone's drugs didn't arrive. If they don't come tomorrow the postman better prepare for trouble and dare I say make it double. Track24 my arse
>>83287987Hiding your substance abuse from your spouse. Grim.
>>83287987i know how you feel, lad. only 1/2 of my drugs arrived today.
>>83287930BritNormie isn't in his 40s now lad. He's also basically a God compared to you, you're puny.
>>83287993shut up nerd. hiding addiction from your loved ones is what you're meant to do, otherwise it worries them.
>>83287955It's just a desperate to pretend he can somehow "win" against a guy who made him feel small on the internet.
>>83287930Spent his life chasing materialism. Going into his 40s with no offspring, no legacy, surrounded by toys. It's really like something from a Greek myth.
>>83288017have you considered he just has different values and doesn't care about any of that?
>>83288000Gods aren't "childfree" mate lol
>>83287785long winded way for a weak insult de lid. he clearly isnt thick
>>83288028This.Even Yahweh fucked another guys wife and put a baby jesus into her.
>Greekf*gs pretending actual gods can have sprogs
>>83288028Gods do whatever they want de lad
>>83288033Its ok to say that. Some people don't know the strength of an insult because if they knew much about field the insult was relating to in the first place they would be offended. So, you're right, but you're also an idiot for not knowing the fundamentals of insulting people correctly. It's ok, you can learn.
>>83288037I assume by God this lad meant he has money! or he made teh funny4chan post!!. That's a "God" to him. Scary to think that's as deep as some people's minds go.
cannot be fucked with a haircut. decided i am going to Siriusmaxx.
>>83288061youre lashing out at personalities again lad. have they triggered your status anxiety?
>>83288074based lid, just let everything grow out, facial hair and everything, infact dont even wash again, fuck the normies
>>83287698NTA but, my fishing t-shirt is a master baiter t-shirt.Finished the ed gein series, it was good, crazy bugger wasn't he. Didnt know how many killers he inspired. Started and finished 1883 yesterday, that's really good, not serial killer, a western, but blood and some sex.
>>83288075Scully , you're being fucked by an alien.>Aliens don't exist Mulder
Which poster has the longest neck? Mine is 7cm.
>>83288068I think he just meant BN is like a god in comparison to some random saddo who is jealous of BN. Not that BN is literally a god
Thinking of sending my apu on a cultural exchange to catawissa. Good Pop there apparently.
>>83288091you dont have to feel intimidated by them. its only you putting YOURSELF in a competition with them
>>83288079nah i shaved my moustache the other day. such a relief, it's horrid when it's down past the lower lip like you're some sort of irritation walrus.
made an omlette, made a fucking good job of it too desu, might even have to do another one in a bit
>>83288098Yeah sorry can't relate I don't go around calling tripfags from 4chan Gods lol.You'd think he's your dad or something. Obviously not though, lol.
*tries to figure out what 'catawissa' is*
>>83288128Can't give any moustache rides anymore though. Was it really worth it?
>>83288146>Was it really worth it?yeah. less discomfort for me, less pleasure for all the ladies. it's a win-win.
>>83288130You're extremely jealous of him lad. It's funny to watch your ego scrambling around for some way you can pretend to be better than him. If you have kids maybe you should put that energy into being a good father. If you don't and having kids is that important to you, maybe go and try to meet a woman? It'll be better for you than obsessing about a tripfag
>>83287987Got picked up in the post office lad, you're getting v& tomorrow.
>>83288111Won't let mine go overseas. Let my lid go to Spain once and he came back with a fren he made on the trip. Horrible hairy little frog it was and couldn't speak a lick of English. SPACCA told me it had to stay at mine and that forcibly evicting one from your house counts as abuse. It would screech terribly at eating any English food so I paid the local Seethers to bop both of them. Was terrible for everyone involved.
do NOT put your energy into kids
>>83288160scary stuff, this.when the man from cyber crimes came round, i was TOO honest. if the next step is searching my computer, i'm worried i'll get done for torrents ;_;
Anon on a date>Do you want to have kids one day?>Absolutely. That's how I'll finally beat BritNormie. I'll show him!>...what?
>>83288161Bloody hell mate that sounds terrible. SPACCA and there rules what about our indegenious apus and their rights? The world's gone barking mad! I will reconsider the trip for my lid now, I didn't think about the risks.
>>83288158Lad I'm not reading all that shit. Didn't know I'd touch a nerve like this with a simple post.
>>83288176That lad is going to take it as a big compliment that you think he could ever get a date
Britnoncey having a welty.
>>83288181>not reading all that shit. it's two lines, lad (on my 1920x1080 monitor with the text size massively increased.)
>>83288192He read every word lol
>>83288192Lol 1080p(the p is for peasant)
>>83288194that means you are the winner :)
>having kids will elevate my status on britfeel I'll be the envy on an anonymous website Laughing_girls.jpg
>>83288195don't need higher than that, lad. if anything i think the 'subpixel' ClearType shite looks ridiculous and unnecessary. if proper bitmap fonts were clear enough for my 800x600 Windows PC, then they're clear enough today.
>>83288160Not nice to do this to a lid. Got a letter once many years ago but that was just for weed, this order is a bit more interesting.
>>83288230did you go for those quaaludes lad?
>>83288111Little lad is going to love Big Ben's, made with pure cane sugar right here in Catawissa by one of the last three independent sodie bottlers in the US, family owned and operated since 1926.
oh, it's actually a place called Catawissa.
>>83287770Apparently there's a part 4 of the Marie Healy files that they are saving for when he comes back that highlights the abuse he did to her. Who knows we will have to wait and see
think i will watch that Red Letter Media video.i don't even watch films tbqh,
>English roses are ugl-
>>83288309built for hairy shoeless Turkish meat
Yanklass as the thread's mum (or mom, if you will), do you know how i can get the orange stains out of my white plastic chopping board? is bleach dangerous?
>>83288279Yes, and de lad's Apu will be able to watch the bottling works whilst eating a cheesesteak. I'll make him a womfy frog bed and cook Murican food for him, and there's a park full of old railroad engines and train cars.
Laura>B-BUTLaura.
missmommybunny has a great video called 'merry cockmas' that i wank to every christmas
won't be a very merry cockmas for me this year. not with all the UTIs i keep getting.
>>83288370>try googling who this is>Your SafeSearch setting is locked to filter due to local laws. This happens when you aren't confirmed to be an adult. Sign in for more options
Struggling to not be bored lonely and depressed without SeasideMARK. Keep searching for him on Youtube between reporting the troll videos for targeted harassment. Had a really big ugly cry earlier at the thought of him never coming back. His uploafs used to brighten my day, he was like a father to me always teaching me a better way to live my life or how to approach things differently when you've got a hidden disability like me and him have. Feel like my guiding light in the dark has been stolen from me.
>>83288352I feel your pain: sometimes I spray mine with peroxide then concentrated dish liquid and let sit for awhile before scrubbing, and sometimes I also do a very weak bleach soak (like 2 tsp per gallon.) Trying to use my plastic ones less and the bamboo one more, but some things you just don't want soaking into your nice but porous wooden cutting board.
>>83288249I didn't lad, this is a party order for Christmas bevs and new years. Also don't like to have more than one thing in flight at once. Will surely update if I do succumb though.
>>83288385fucking hell, was wondering when this would come in.noticed Bing implemented it a few months ago (it's SLIGHTLY better for image searches than modern Google)
>>83288387Hes literally a pedo abusing disabled women
never mind, MY Google just lets me search for naughty things.my throwaway Google Account asked for my passport/driving licence years ago, even before this Ofcom shite. if they want to build up a profile on me, they can do it behind my back.
Imagine how tall, handsome, educated, and socially skilled you have to be to date a goddess like Laura
>>83288433and i bet you have to have a massive cock too
Sometimes my heart sinks because it's with overwhelming odds that the seethies will take over, then we will have nothing. Why even bother?
got a UTI again5th this year i think. gone from nitrofurantoin to trimethoprim and now im on the cefalexinthey're finally giving me a scan sick of it all. surely it's not even ket bladder at this point because i stopped taking it. dont want it again, horrible stuff
>>83288433In mainland europe shes a solid 7
>>83288444That's right de lid. The Seethers are calling the shots now. You'll be unwomfy and you'll love it. Cold chips and vinegar for your Christmas dinner. I'll take a shit in your stocking you batty man.
>>83288446will you also be having an unmerry cockmas?(heh, she'll never suspect i'm trying to determine her birth sex......)
wouldnt mind giving ruth a solid 7
>>83288447>Sven thinks his vikingesses are as pretty as LauraLOL
Necking them brasseries now.Fuck Liverpool and fuck Sky Sports x
>>83288475cor there was a poster called HelperLad, this reminds me of him. he died in his care home or got exposed as a nonce or something idk
>>83288454you can elevate from your status as a seether if you simply find love in your heart x
>>83288475I'll be watch Leeds Chelsea when it starts
>tfw captcha accuses YOU of being a seether
Watching all the films of Maika Monroe. She's got council estate chav slag physiognomy I reckon. Luv it.
Everytime God save the King comes on my apu sings God save the Queen, I tell him everytime it's King now. He doesn't seem to get it the silly sausage!
crossdressing is so funlove putting on makeup and stuff but gave it up coz shaving your body is annoying
>>83288526what if hes right...what if the queen didnt die...she just transitioned
>>83288309>>83288464She has weird eyes. Something very off about her
why do we talk about trans people all day. what's this fixation we have with transitioning?
>>83288542we all wish we could do it but were just too manly and we'd never pass
>>83288546This. Or scared of what people would think around us.
>>83288541Anom face blindness is a symptom of autism those are two different people ruth is average, only some brownoid turkish guy obsessed with white women cares about her.Laura is 11/10, she could be a model but instead shes giving us asmrs, be grateful to are girl
secretly, you'd love to know what it's like, wouldn't you?
>>83288572They both have weird eyes. Clearly someone her has an obsession with weird-eyed girls.Ruth looks worse though.
If Laura was trans I would go with her. But since she is a female it's a no go im afraid. No willy no dice.
Your experiences with duloxetine? Starting it next week since I want to stop self medicating with codeine
work and sleepgot to pay the landlordpeasant life circa 2025
>>83288599on it for like a year at least nowcant say its done anythingmore vivid dreams i rememberbut my dreams are, and always were bad even before duloxetine so ehnurse reckoned it meant deeper sleep but idk
cheeky dihydrocodeine just now, to mix up the tramadols.my only concern is that i become TOO womfy.
>>83288612Why keep taking it if it's not doing anything? I plan to trial a month and if no change I'll request something different
Wish Kate Mccann would make an OF, imagine some couples action with Gerry corr and I mean corr!
>>83288624You need to take such things longer than a month before decidingJust cba to get off it
>>83288599Didn't work for me de lid. Fucking sent me into a downward spiral ending up on the sick for 10 months and a 6 week stay in the looney bin. I'm on a mix of wellbutrin and paroxat now and I'm on my second week without taking risperidon. Been a tough road but I have been back at work full time since August.
>>83288633you could make a joke one where its just pictures of empty beds and chairs the joke is shes missing from the photos
>>83288546>we all wish we could do it You don't though, you don't want to be a "woman" you've just ended up at the same stage of porn addiction as all porn addicts do. Wow imagine how good it would feel if you were the woman in the porn video. Sad to think how many low iq blokes fall into this because they were given internet access.
>>83288656Why were you on a antipsychotic?
