/r9k/ - I seem to have lost my woozles and whatsits! - ROBOT9001

>>83284930
I have noticed that
If honey's what you covet
you'll find that
they love it
Because they'll gobble up the thing you prize.

Beware
Beware
Be a very
Wary
Bear.

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)03:52:46 No.83284958

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)03:52:46 No.83284958

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>>83284949
It's no wonder why they always choose the bear.
>>83284947
Kichael? Is that you? I hear your annoying nasaly faggot voice but I don't see you! Impossible, you cannot be here! You died and went to homo hell!

Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE
12/03/25(Wed)03:57:59 No.83284990

Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE 12/03/25(Wed)03:57:59 No.83284990

>>83284958
starting to think you're gay and that's the reason why you keep wanting me to be gay

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)03:59:36 No.83284999

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)03:59:36 No.83284999

>>83284990
Starting to think you're just gay and looking for an excuse to be gay. Did you turn flamer after Kolton cucked you?

Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE
12/03/25(Wed)04:01:56 No.83285002

Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE 12/03/25(Wed)04:01:56 No.83285002

>>83284999
Just seems weird that you're so obsessive over talking about me being gay (when I'm not)

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)04:03:40 No.83285011

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)04:03:40 No.83285011

>>83285002
Just seems weird that you always say the most faggy, gay thing imaginable and try to pass yourself off as straight when your faggot ass is still sitting here talking to me when apparently you have tons of girls on call.
Yeah, you're a faggot, for multiple reasons.

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)04:05:37 No.83285023

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)04:05:37 No.83285023

Hello!
Mike's beard here!

He is a flaming lavender nancy-boy feggele who loves penises in and around his mouth.

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)04:08:36 No.83285036

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)04:08:36 No.83285036

>>83285023
Cum and cereal in Mike's patchy s0i beard

Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE
12/03/25(Wed)04:23:14 No.83285082

Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE 12/03/25(Wed)04:23:14 No.83285082

Yeah the three same fag comments definitely convinced me. What do you get out of me being gay?

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)04:24:31 No.83285086

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)04:24:31 No.83285086

>>83285082
I don't know what you get out of being gay, Mike. Prostate orgasms? I wouldn't know, that's your area of expertise, faggot.

Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE
12/03/25(Wed)04:26:44 No.83285097

Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE 12/03/25(Wed)04:26:44 No.83285097

>>83285086
I'm not gay, I also asked what you're getting out of it

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)04:28:39 No.83285107

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)04:28:39 No.83285107

>>83285097
I want you to never respond to me again so every time you do I'm calling you a faggot and to kill yourself. I have been otherwise kind to you and you've been nothing but a raging retard.

Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE
12/03/25(Wed)04:30:06 No.83285118

Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE 12/03/25(Wed)04:30:06 No.83285118

>>83285107
We're on an anonymous forum retard

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)04:33:12 No.83285133

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)04:33:12 No.83285133

>>83285118
Are you retarded, Mike? Take off the trip then, and put a bullet in your head. I've seen a lot of annoying retards here over the years and you are among the worst. Beyond redemption, your soul is gone permanently.

Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE
12/03/25(Wed)04:54:24 No.83285184

Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE 12/03/25(Wed)04:54:24 No.83285184

>>83285133
But the only reason I have a trip is so I get specifically your attention my love

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)05:01:29 No.83285214

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)05:01:29 No.83285214

>>83285184
>I'm not a faggot btw
>My love
Ain't no way Kichael just admitted feelings for me kek

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)05:06:53 No.83285239

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)05:06:53 No.83285239

man r9k has gotten weird since i last lurked here. what is this?

Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE
12/03/25(Wed)05:34:55 No.83285367

Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE 12/03/25(Wed)05:34:55 No.83285367

>>83285214
Yes and 100% genuine as well