/r9k/ - i am a creature, are you a creature? - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

12/03/25(Wed)04:48:15 No.83285168

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Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)04:48:15 No.83285168 Archived

i am a creature, are you a creature?

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)04:50:14 No.83285176

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)04:50:14 No.83285176

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>>83285168
You're a good critter, nonny

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)04:54:47 No.83285188

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)04:54:47 No.83285188

>>83285176
a pathetic critter

Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE
12/03/25(Wed)04:56:14 No.83285198

Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE 12/03/25(Wed)04:56:14 No.83285198

>>83285176
>>83285188
She is both (sweet and sour)

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)04:57:58 No.83285201

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)04:57:58 No.83285201

>>83285188
Pathetic critters get picked up and snuggled (see: my cat)

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)04:58:51 No.83285204

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)04:58:51 No.83285204

>>83285198
who are you talking about
>>83285201
i am neither picked up nor snuggled

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)04:59:46 No.83285207

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)04:59:46 No.83285207

>>83285204
That sounds like a skill issue nonny perhaps you aren't broadcasting your patheticness enough to get picked up, taken care of and snuggled, did you consider that?
No but honestly, what's up? You good?

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)05:01:16 No.83285213

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)05:01:16 No.83285213

>>83285168
last girl i dated called me a creature. we've been apart for a while now, but this is something i lean into now.

Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE
12/03/25(Wed)05:01:57 No.83285217

Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE 12/03/25(Wed)05:01:57 No.83285217

>>83285204
You, the pathetic critter who is good, except when she's not

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)05:05:16 No.83285234

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)05:05:16 No.83285234

>>83285207
i am a creature without skills, everything is an issue
>what's up? You good?
i have a bottle of gin that doesnt taste good. i am a creature with bad alcohol, not good
>>83285213
there are many creatures
>>83285217
you are a strange creature

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)05:07:36 No.83285241

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)05:07:36 No.83285241

>>83285234
creatures without skills do not exist, maybe your skill is self deprecation. what makes the critter move the bottle to its lips? for why?

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)05:08:15 No.83285245

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)05:08:15 No.83285245

>>83285234
>there are many creatures
so which one are you? i am my own creature.

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)05:09:51 No.83285250

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)05:09:51 No.83285250

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>>83285168
I guesse

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)05:11:39 No.83285259

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)05:11:39 No.83285259

>>83285241
the creature searches for warmth, and for a bottle to hide in
>>83285245
just a creature. a critter scurrying across the ground. the creature does not need to make itself, or to be made. as it is just a creature.
>>83285250
does the creature enjoy being a creature?

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)05:20:47 No.83285295

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)05:20:47 No.83285295

Cool a schizo post

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)05:22:23 No.83285301

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)05:22:23 No.83285301

>>83285295
the creature does not have a diagnosis for schizophrenia.

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)05:22:35 No.83285303

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)05:22:35 No.83285303

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>>83285259
Haru definitely does she's who I wish I was
https://youtu.be/-t0ilf-45pk?t=84

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)05:27:15 No.83285325

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)05:27:15 No.83285325

>>83285259
well which is it, are you a creature or a critter? the two are not the same.

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)05:29:33 No.83285338

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)05:29:33 No.83285338

>>83285303
so you are an unhappy creature?
>>83285325
the creature is uncaring of the distinction

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)05:29:38 No.83285339

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)05:29:38 No.83285339

>>83285259
The creature is blind and therefore does not see, but feel, to find warmth? The creature is a mole? The creature keeps digging and digging by scent and sensation in utter darkness?

Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE
12/03/25(Wed)05:31:57 No.83285347

Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE 12/03/25(Wed)05:31:57 No.83285347

>>83285234
And what is strange spelled backwards

That's right,

Awesome

Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE
12/03/25(Wed)05:32:38 No.83285350

Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE 12/03/25(Wed)05:32:38 No.83285350

>>83285339
The creature is a butt plug

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)05:34:26 No.83285363

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)05:34:26 No.83285363

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>>83285338
Unfortunatelyi

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)05:34:36 No.83285364

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)05:34:36 No.83285364

>>83285339
the creature can see but it does not matter, the creature does not dig, but gulps
>>83285347
the creature does not understand

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)05:35:42 No.83285370

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)05:35:42 No.83285370

>>83285363
the creature has nothing to say, we are both in the dark

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)05:37:22 No.83285383

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)05:37:22 No.83285383

>>83285364
creature is a fish!

Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE
12/03/25(Wed)05:38:46 No.83285389

Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE 12/03/25(Wed)05:38:46 No.83285389

>>83285383
Creature smells like fish

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)05:38:54 No.83285390

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)05:38:54 No.83285390

>>83285383
the fish gulps water
the creature gulps alcohol

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)05:40:02 No.83285396

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)05:40:02 No.83285396

>>83285389
can you just blow your head off please? this is a nice thread, that's marred by your retarded contributions

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)05:40:46 No.83285400

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)05:40:46 No.83285400

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>>83285168
simply stop lying and your future relationships will see far fewer issues, it's not that hard to avoid actively pissing off everyone you meet desuwa

Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE
12/03/25(Wed)05:41:20 No.83285404

Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE 12/03/25(Wed)05:41:20 No.83285404

>>83285396
Only retard doesn't know that a fish smells like a fish

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)05:42:00 No.83285410

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)05:42:00 No.83285410

>>83285400
the creature doesnt lie, tho it is irredeemable

Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE
12/03/25(Wed)05:44:22 No.83285424

Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE 12/03/25(Wed)05:44:22 No.83285424

>>83285410
Okay so creature is a narc alcoholic.

Good luck with that c

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)05:45:32 No.83285432

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)05:45:32 No.83285432

>>83285424
the creature has never been tested for narcissism.

Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE
12/03/25(Wed)05:49:00 No.83285455

Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE 12/03/25(Wed)05:49:00 No.83285455

If creature is Foid then it will be okay

If creature is moid then The threads lost my trust

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)05:51:33 No.83285472

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)05:51:33 No.83285472

the creature will be whatever makes the other creature go away

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)05:52:56 No.83285481

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)05:52:56 No.83285481

>>83285390
The creature gulps alcohol like a fish would water in the sun! The creature is going to destroy its liver.

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)05:56:11 No.83285505

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)05:56:11 No.83285505

>>83285481
the creature is fine with this

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)06:02:08 No.83285539

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)06:02:08 No.83285539

the creature is satisfied. the creature says bye

Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE
12/03/25(Wed)07:04:48 No.83285875

Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE 12/03/25(Wed)07:04:48 No.83285875

>>83285539
Creature is never satisfied