Ideally I'd want someone quiet and chill, introverted, kind-hearted, skilled at something, and with a reasonably nice body.

What I can offer about myself is being quiet and chill, introverted, kind-hearted, skilled at something, and with a reasonably nice body.

Someone with weird hobbies so we can both be interested in each other's weird hobbies.
>why do you deserve such a person
I don't.

>>83285506
>Describe your ideal gf/bf
My ideal gf pegs me
>what you bring to the table to deserve such a person.
I am myself

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>>83285506
I'm a schizo, so she'd have to be the breadwinner, at least currently. Other than that, just not a pain to be around. I'm not talkative, so someone who simply enjoys the company of another person. I can cook and clean.

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>>83285506
Finally, a good thread
>Ideal gf
Doesn't gossip
Isn't needy with lots of requests
Has money
Really interested in me and has a lot of weird special interests and approaches first
Wants to experience a lot of the world
Has goals and dreams
>What I can offer
I'd be interested in her interests since I have a load of free time
I have goals and dreams
She can be interested in me
I want to obey someones orders
I dont have money
I can be trusted

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>>83285506
>Describe your ideal gf/bf
Fat, horny, and indulgent
>what you bring to the table
A lot of food and my throbbing cock

>>83285581
Do you actually like properly fat girls? Or just the best case scenario versions as seen in your picrel...

>gf
a clone of me in terms of personality, interests, someone who can stand on her own two feet, someone who doesn't necessarily need me but enjoys being around me, someone whom I'd die for
>bf
twink

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>>83285591
Yes I like fat girls but there is a limit. Sometimes my jaw drops and I can't help but stare when one walks by me

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>>83285506
>Describe your ideal gf
hot, emotionally intuitive and aware, caring, loving, loyal, gently dominant, loves me, chooses specifically me, smart, confident, taller than me, strong then me, understands me, loves my femininity, praises me, tops me with her strap, holds me and cuddles me, encourages me, and loves me
luv luv luvvy duv duv
>what you bring to the table to deserve such a person.
I probably don't actually deserve her, I don't really have many redeeming qualities

>>83285615
Do you have racial preferences?

>>83285506
>ideal bf
my crush
>what i bring to the table
>i can cook really well
>look pretty decent
>apparently a good conversationalist
>loyal and obedient
>will take him out to nice places to eat or on nice dates and pay for it
>idk man

>>83285616
>taller than me
Women are generally shorter, anon. How tall are you?

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>>83285624
it does say 'ideal' so I'd still date a woman shorter than me
but it's fairly easy, I'm 5'6

>>83285506
A tomboy big tiddy goth elf waifu. I bring to the table the fact that I will be isekai'd into a Chad body with a huge dick that is irresistible to elves. I will then spend the rest of my life learning magic in order to live as long as my waifu, and we will spend our thousands of years lifespans making many half elf children that will go out and fruitfully multiply with other elves/humans. If elves are endangered I will single-handedly bring them back from the brink.

>>83285530
>pegging
good taste
>>83285543
shit I forgot to say breadwinner, I'm incapable of functioning properly
>>83285581
>fat
gross
also you're a faggot
>>83285594
faggot
>>83285620
peg him (without consent)

>>83285671
im not into pegging thats gay

>>83285648
you got a small penis, huh?
how u holdin up, buddy?
>>83285675
I assumed you're a nona, are you not?

>>83285684
i am a nona. im not into pegging. its still gay

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>>83285618
>Do you have racial preferences?
Yeah I do

>>83285690
It's physically impossible for anything that happens between a man and a woman to be gay.

>>83285690
you're a dyke for not wanting to fuck a man as a woman
if foids don't wanna fuck moids then they're dykes

>>83285671
>namefag
hey i know you, i've seen your thighs

>>83285506
My ideal GF would be:
>Likes me for who I am
>Is nice, nerdy and a sperg like me with overlapping interests or synergistic ones
>skinny, pale and white
I don't really bring much to the table that girls care about though.
>tall
>lots of people think I'm smart
>could talk your ear off for days about all sorts of things that I'm passionate about
>white
Other than that, can't think of much.
>>83285696
>uhm ackshually simulating gay sex with a woman isn't gay
That's true, but you're still gay.

>>83285684
No I have a slightly above average penis, I just want a monster bitchbreaker so that I can turn my elf waifu into a well fucked ahegao'd puddle every night. She deserves the best.

>>83285714
>you're still gay.
It's physically impossible for anything that happens between a man and a woman to be gay. Gay men have sex with men. Anything sexual that happens between a man and a woman is straight, no exceptions.

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>>83285694
Based my guy

>>83285702
are you a moid or a foid?
>>83285727
I bet you're a pooner and you're just talking about you're sad soft packer

>>83285744
>are you a moid or a foid?
A secret third gender...
Chinese

>>83285753
munch on some fucking rice, bitch

>>83285744
>Females pretending to be male
>Having any idea of the pure love between a man and his elf waifu
Retard.

>>83285765
yeah nigger that's literally my thing

>>83285770
stfu, pooner
>>83285786
when you drive to your violin practice, be careful
I know you're chinky eyes make it hard to drive
luv you x

>>83285696
i dont care man its gay coded

>>83285701
i dont wanna fuck him in the ass cause its GAY
i want him to fuck ME

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>>83285801
you jest but i've genuinely crashed my car because i couldn't see shit that was right in front of me
>start my engine
>white people fear me
>black people hide they dogs from me
>other asians seethe at me

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>>83285506
>Describe your ideal gf/bf
Polyamorous, bisexual, nerdy, chubby androgynous switch. Likes animals (especially cats). Doesn't take life too seriously. Smokes weed. High sex drive. Stinks good.
> what you bring to the table to deserve such a person.
A thick cock, a bisexual wife, and enough money that they wouldn't need to work.

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>>83285506
her
>virgin
>wont cheat
>wont deny my intimacy and romance
my offers
>all my free time
>my steam library of 200 games
>romantic gestures
>my cat
>my room and my half bathroom
>my virginity
>my weeb merch and knowledge
>loyalty
>marriage
>will cook or clean
>my shitty art
too bad its not enough and imma die alone

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>>83285506
>Describe your ideal gf/bf
girlbrained either gender, should be comforting and not too confronting.
should have interests in some sort of creative art thing.
ok with staying inside but not as okay with it as i am. I want to go to cons and stuff with them.
likes games and vr so we can do it together.
likes my cat.
is not a complete slob. shouldnt be fat or unhygienic.
would want to work out with me occasionally.
has some plan or ambition for supporting themselves. dont need to have a job right now but they have to want their own income in some form.
likes cute things.
likes or doesnt hate anime and furry shit
can pretend to act normal when needed, like around family or going out in public. can be extremely degen and problematic in private.
wont cheat and not into poly stuff. no cuck stuff either.

>what you bring to the table
not enough
my attention
some of my money, which is not a lot
if and when i get my own apartment: housing.
shared economy where we both contribute.
personal trainer experience
hugs and comfy movie nights
cooking
plans and ambitions to go to events and conventions. if money allows.
will do laundry and cleaning up in the kitchen if they dont feel like it.
tech support.
loyalty
affection
maybe i can make art for/of them.


but no job right now so i need that again before anything happens

>>83285506
I care less about a fantasy of an "ideal" girlfriend and more about finding someone I like, getting to know her and learning all the cool things she has. I do have some dealbreakers and preferences though, so I'll list them:
>not religious or into extremist politics
>not fat
>doesn't smoke or do drugs, preferably also doesn't drink alcohol though I know that's rare
>not unhygienic
>takes reasonably good care of her health
>not a NEET or is at the very least taking clear steps to stop being one
>doesn't have or want kids
>no STDs (I suppose HPV can be dealt with though)
>isn't an angry and belligerent person
>not manipulative
>is very introverted
>doesn't want my money
>has nerdy interests she can yap to me about
>is an authentic person who doesn't fake it to impress others
>believes in solving conflict through dialogue
>sets clear boundaries and respects mine
>is patient with my autism and doesn't mind me being an asocial weirdo
>preferably IS an asocial weirdo herself
>ideal relationship is mostly about spending time together and doing simple things we both like to relax
>will let me read bedtime stories for her to fall asleep to my voice

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>>83285506
>ideal gf
Reasonably chill, actually feminine and sweet. Shares some of my interests (hopefully vidya and anime) so we can spend time together and I can autistically sperg out about things I'm passionate about. She'd have to want marriage and children, too, and would prefer being a housewife. Physically, white or asian, and the closer she is to 5 feet tall, the better. Small tits, B cup at most, and a proportional butt. Not fat, overweight is fine if she is actually willing to work on it, because I am doing the same thing.
>what I bring to the table
I'm also very chill and slow to anger, I am masculine in an autistic sense, and love taking care of my gf/wife. Mostly nerdy interests, but I am moderately handy around the house as well. I am white, 6'2", green eyes, a literal millionaire from property/asset investments, and make a six figure salary. Unfortunately, I am overweight, but I've lost 50 pounds so far this year and plan to lose another 50 next year, which puts me back at a healthy weight.

>>83285506
someoe who is

>open-minded
>not afraid of being vulnerable
>empathetic
>curious
>tries to be authentic & imaginative
>doesnt judge a book by its cover
>not a gold-digger
>has emotions

>what do i bring to the table?
believe it or not, i am all of those things aswell. -_-

>>83286650
i should add that
>curious
includes morbid curiosity
and
>doesnt judge a book by its cover
also means valuing what message is being presented over how its presented

>>83286650
If you were a girl then that sounds pretty nice. Best of luck, anon.

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ideal partner would be...

>kind and patient
>gloomy but still tries their best
>shared interests and degree of internet poisoning
>engages in my hobbies with me (cosplay, rhythm games, fashion, food, etc)
>can accept all of my clinginess and obsessiveness and still want more

what am i...

>caring and patient
>love cooking for, doting on, and making someone really happy
>open minded and will try anything
>can enable any hobby or dream to be explored
>ambitious and like to try new things, start new experiences
>motivated with small amounts of care
>menhera as heck

>>83286886
menhera and patient sounds a bit contradictory

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>>83286946
not at all.. menhera for me is gloom and feeling insecure. but i can wait a while, as long as i get some sort of care now and then.. just a little bit and i can be happy and confident. i don't need as much as everyone else, i just need some, anything, a small amount.

>>83286994
Isn't menhera generally associated with violence, self-harm, abuse and drama?

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I no longer want a girlfriend

>loves me
>woman
thats it

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>>83287019
menhera jus means mental illness.. it doesnt always have to mean violence and abuse. in my case its obsessive clinginess and abandonment issues.

>>83287147
Is that BPD? If so it's very much prone to lead to abuse if left unchecked.

>>83287188
no, i do not have bpd. i have other illnesses but none in the antisocial class.

>>83287196
What do you have then? BPD is the usual clingy/obsessive one that comes to mind. I have el autismo personally.

>>83287219
ocd, cptsd, adhd

>>83287220
CPTSD isn't a real condition.

>>83287220
Ah, C-PTSD, BPD's sibling, should have suspected. How has it been for you? Are you undergoing treatment?

>Describe your ideal gf
-plays video games
-watches anime and films
-can cook good food
-smart/wise at her life choices
-kind personality
-takes cares of herself (health, appearance, etc.)

>what you bring to the table to deserve such a person
-extremely good at video games, absolutely carries at everything
-kind of smart (130)
-logical approach to life and like solving problems immediately
-owns 2 lands, with houses ofc

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>>83285506
Mentally ill dangerous clown girl
What I bring to the table? Adventure, possible death, must bring your own weapons(I'm not a fed, it's for hunting)
All answers to this post will be assumed to be a fed so fuck off

>>83287237
nta but how is it related?

>>83287273
One reason why criticisms like >>83287233 exist is that the symptoms are too similar to consist of meaningfully distinct conditions. Both conditions can result in intense emotional reactions, impulsive or self-destructive behaviors, feelings of worthlessness, and difficulties with trust and fear of abandonment.

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>skinny petite girl
>is a weeb
>likes to cosplay
>won't physical harm me

me
>weeb
>calm and patient
>have decent job
>likes to travel and would take you with me on trips
>really good cook, will look your favorite food

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>>83287285
CPTSD is not unanimously accepted by the psychiatric community to the point it's not included in the DSM-5. I myself can't see a meaningful distinction between it and PTSD since the prerequisite symptoms are identical with the added symptoms being so vaguely defined, it makes a lot more sense to diagnose it as PTSD and something else that is comorbid . Online it has gotten bastardized by being used as a catch-all term for any trauma which makes actual PTSD seem like a joke. Not saying the person I replied to was doing that but I can't stand how freely people throw the term around, especially since it's very unlikely they actually have a diagnosis due to it being recognized in so few places.

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>>83287233
>>83287395
unfortunately for me, i do have a diagnosis of ptsd. as you say, it's contested in psychiatric circles, but the explanation i've had from my neuro is that while ptsd is typically one shock event that causes psychological scarring, cptsd is rather the continual, persistent exposure to trauma which causes a much deeper, heavier mental wound.

>>83287237
>>83287285
the distinction is more in social behaviours.. how someone acts. impulse control, self-destructiveness, self-image issues and trust etc.. there's a lot of reasons people can be like this. the antisocial disorders like bpd are cluster b, but i'm cluster c.

>>83286310
Did you draw that little creature, anon? It's very cute. :)

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>>83285506
>ideal
Me but girl
>what do you bring to the table
I am her but boy

>>83287147
>menhera jus means mental illness
when you say "menhara as heck" people assume something much more destructive, that's it

>>83287443
Ah, so you are actually being responsible about it, going to the doctor etc. That's much better than what I thought of when I read "menhera as heck", as I imagined it was just embracing the disorders recklessly. You seem interesting. Would you care to chat in Discord?

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>>83287475
it's fraudulent if i don't really put it out there what's wrong with me though, right? i guess you're right it has a bit of a stigma and is usually seen as destructive like that.. not to say i'm not self-destructive either hahh... but i guess when you live with it, you see it through a (softer?) lens.

>>83287482
>Ah, so you are actually being responsible about it, going to the doctor etc.
it's not something that can be fixed through a doctor or a medicine.. fixing me is too high a price... or i would've been fixed already, no?

>I imagined it was just embracing the disorders recklessly
being like this is agony, so no. i try extremely hard to be stable, and fall into spirals when things fall apart.

>You seem interesting. Would you care to chat in Discord?
i would rather keep socialization to imageboards here instead, sorry.

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>>83285506
Ideal gf:
>Older than me
>Sub

What I bring to the table:
>Double majoring in cs and electrical engineering
>Want to fully, including financially, support gf in near future
>In good physical shape
>At least decent looking
>Lots of hobbies and interests
>Quality friends

>>83287563
>it's fraudulent if i don't really put it out there what's wrong with me though, right?
it's about the kind of people and subculture associated with the word, they just happen to be self destructive like that

Ideal bf
>Likes me/enjoys my company
>Quiet, gentle
>Introverted
>Wants to spend as much time together as possible
>Will introduce me to his hobbies and interests
>Wants to get married and have a big family
>Interested in trying to lead a healthy lifestyle :>
>This is pushing it, but: will allow me to live as a housewife
What I bring to the table:
>Quiet/gentle
>Will try my best to make him happy
>Look okay physically
I don't deserve this

>>83287675
Saying you don't deserve that is ridiculous. This thread is filled with people asking exactly for you, and if you posted your discord, you'd get 50 adds.

I NEED A BITCH WITH A BIG FAT ASS AND HAIRY PUSSY.

WHAT DO I HAVE TO OFFER? LOL I CAN'T OFFER SHIT WHICH IS WHY I HAVE NO FAT ASSED GF.

>>83287689
I'm not very smart and I think someone similar to what I described in my post would probably get very bored of me. They might still put up with me, but that would be sad.

>>83287675
This has to be bait.

It just has to be.

>>83287781
Bored of you why? Not being 'smart' doesn't count, because showing interest is more important in a relationship. I can match everything there including letting you be a housewife but I know your post is bait.

>>83287675
>Interested in trying to lead a healthy lifestyle :>
this actually means: 6'5" and 175lb of pure muscle. only eats like a rabbit and doesn't produce any waste from his body.
>This is pushing it, but: will allow me to live as a housewife
this actually means: he works a job and takes care of everything and tells me what to do

you don't want a bf you want someone to live your life for you

>blonde
>chubby
>does voice acting
>dresses up as an anime girl
>wears glasses

Her
>female
>massive trauma
>not a virgin
>mentally ill
>vaguely psychopathic
>cluster b
>breadwinner
>stumbling through life like a zombie
>devotes herself to work to distract from her trash fire life
>feels that no one who truly knows her could love or even accept her
>not a rightoid
>sexually a sub
>socially aggressive
Me
>I don't mind how she is
>I have some desire to live healthily
>I will enforce that desire on her
>too lazy to cheat
>no friends
>codependency is fun
>non-threatening but not a doormat

I am asking for far too much

>>83287893
Expecting someone cluster b to be a breadwinner, yeah you're asking too much.

>>83287919
I doubt they'd want to be the breadwinner, but every cluster b I've known has been employed at least. Can't say the same for cluster a.

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>>83287469
>Did you draw that little creature, anon? It's very cute. :)
maybe yea, but its not from today

and ty

do you like drawing too?

>>83285506
>Describe your ideal gf
Full ownership of a 10/10 futanari android with AGI software installed.
>and what you bring to the table to deserve such a person.
Money.

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>>83285506
>femcuck/cuckquean
>accepts harems
>likes bullying girls/getting bullied
>asian
>virgin
>autist

i want to lovebomb and abuse her and have a intimate relationship with my ghislaine from asia, please
maybe have some cuck slaves (men and females) we use for our ego. some travel, some music videos of our violent sexual exploits followed by rapid pictures of us being cutesy in public. i want to make her feel special by hearing her laugh as she makes other girls cry
thats who i like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR2QIJdtgiU

>>83285506
>A boyfriend with nice legs, doesn't shave, and listens to me and isn't mean to me. Is fine with me needing to take breaks from talking to people
I can offer to be in love with him, I'll listen to anything he wants to talk about, and I'll promise he'll be my whole world.

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if a girl like ghislaine isnt your ideal, you dont appreciate the most dreamiest girls

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>>83285506
a cute daughter
i bring a nurturing personality and a gigantic dick

It isn't bait but it's possible I'm just overthinking. I'm so bland and quiet and uninteresting to talk to and I think it stems from my lack of intelligence/knowledge about the world.

>>83288072
Sharing and imparting knowledge to someone is endearing. You are overthinking how burdensome you are and underthinking how desirable you are. Post your discord and watch 10 people fall over themselves to talk to you.

>>83288072
what even are you saying. no one gonna want you if you dont even want yourself.
unless you are a girl maybe but then its for the wrong reasons

>>83287809
Hmm, it's possible it's more than me simply not being smart. But I think I really am kind of slow - sometimes it feels like my head is totally empty. You might think you wouldn't mind but I know you would be happier with someone who can make you laugh, make you think, and make you feel overall "stimulated." But thank you for the feedback, anon :> I want to solve these issues someday.
>>83287829
>you don't want a bf you want someone to live your life for you
Maybe, I'm so tired

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Him
>28-34
>homebody
>doesn't lie or cheat
>no drugs (can put up with light smoking outdoors or occasional drinking)
>doesn't want kids
>into some of the things I like (similar music, vidya or anime)
>must like animals
>looks don't matter, just not obese or anorexic
>affectionate
>good hygiene, not too dirty around the house. messy is fine
>just have a job
Me
>all the love languages
>not too ugly, overweight but working on it
>loyal and devoted
>very understanding, rarely get upset
>not lazy, actually like working and doing chores
>pay for my own stuff
>emotionally intelligent despite autism
>cute pets he can play with

>>83286107
I fucking hate polyfags

>>83288354
What vidya/anime do you like and what's your height/weight

>>83288354
>not too ugly, overweight but working on it
You seem interesting if you manage to fix this. I also never want kids and I don't even bother trying because I know most women want them eventually.
Other than that, I'm tall/skinny/fit (adding muscle through home workouts), 31, job in engineering, drink sometimes but not heavily, like dogs/cats and shower daily. I'm into tech/vidya so obviously a homebody, tho I'm physically fit and look younger than I am. I'm slightly autistic and schizoid but still largely "normal", just sometimes need alone time.

>>83285506
>chubby
>big tits (DD+)
>into weeb stuff
>homebody
>weird
>likes rock/metal
>into true crime, history, mysteries, etc.
>open mind

What do I bring to the table? Relationships aren't transactions. We like each other and being around the other person makes us happy. I want to make a girl happy.
>deserve
Love isn't deserved. You can't force anyone to have any kind of feelings. No matter what you do, their love is born from inside them. You have to dare to love without expecting or needing to be loved back. Otherwise your love will never be free or true, always conditional on their response.

I want to make a woman happy. I want to see her smile. I want to make her feel good. I want to cuddle and spend time together. Build a home in one another and together irl.
I also want to feel valued and desired, loved. But, again, that doesn't change whether or not I love her.

ideal girl for me would be like
- my age +-5 years old
- warming presence
- likes baking, it doesn't matter if she's bad at it. we can improve
- chubby if possible, i love tummies
- tall would be a plus
- don't mind if she's clumsy or slow as long as she has a good heart
- don't mind if she wants kids or not but she must like cats (not optional, non negotiable)
me
- unconditional love
- very clingy and affectionate
- understanding, doesn't judge, good listener
- nice career
- probably a bit above average in looks
- will randomly hug you from behind
- not obsessed with sex but very willing to please

>>83288407
Oh yeah, also be kind and like physical touch.

>>83288422
>>83288407
Oh, pt2.
She can be lazy, messy and/or mentally ill. I don't mind negative thoughts or whatever, we can deal with that.
Fuck, I am so tired of being alone.

>>83288397
>vidya
Variety, rpgs, sandbox, fps, rts, asymms, mmos. Mostly specific titles rather than a whole genre.
>anime
2000-2015 stuff, few newer ones too. Favorites are Shingeki no Bahamut, Made in Abyss, Re: Zero and Madoka. Also a huge Vocaloid nerd.
>height/weight
5'4, 163lbs
>>83288399
You sound way more put together than I am. I think you should still try, just make sure you make your stance clear from the start. Not wanting children is becoming more common, but only take chances with women near 30 so a mind switch is less likely.

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Im a tranny so bf lol
>27-35
>toned/bigger build can be kinda chunky but has to be strong
>sweet
>tall(5'8 or above im 5'2 so average is giant to me lmao)
>helps me around the house
>wants me to cook dinner for him and compliments my cooking
>makes me feel safe
>"nona we can just pretend it doesnt exist I like your feminine features."
Instead of im with an alcoholic woman who rapes me. Im not even attracted to women. Life is a joke.

>>83285506
>gf
big tits
>me
big ass

it just works

>>83288621
I've never actually tried, just too comfy being on my own. My job+commuting takes 9h a day, I sleep another 8h so I'm left with around 4h for myself once I take out groceries, chores and other routine stuff like eating and showering. 4h is very little to me and I already have to compromise on how I spend those 4h. So a relationship is something I feel I don't have enough time for.
But yea, if a woman tries something with me, I'll give her a chance, as long as she seems up to my standards. I've had and still sometimes have some who try to signal interest, tho nothing too obvious so it could just be me seeing something when there isn't. My introverted personality doesn't help me either tho I like being the way I am.

>>83288621
Your interests overlap with mine, also a big vocaloid nerd, madoka, MiA, etc, What titles stand out to you, and would you like to play coop in any of them? What kind of pets do you have?

>>83288669
sounds ideal but idk if im big enough for it.

also why are you with a girl if you dont even like that

>>83288927
Been together for years I met her before I transitioned. We had a kid after i trooned out so im kinda stuck. Its shitty. I got either her when I was still finding out who I was.

>>83288972
you have a kid?
thats wild anon i cant believe you are around here still.

>>83288987
Haha not regularly. Just visiting for old times sake. I used to browse this place alot in my teen years. I was remember the insecam threads and beastman and the despair of the board. Kinda missed it in a way. Tbh i spent more time here today than I have in almost 10 years.

>>83287598
Bit late but I'm interested, assuming you're serious

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>>83285506
>ideal gf
White
Cute (madly subjective, I like a wide range of faces and bodies, but they're also kinda few and far between)
Fun to talk to (again, subjective)
A little autistic
Wants to be a mom (stay at home mom for double points)
Religious (Christian)
Needy
Likes cuddling and watching movies
Likes my fucktarded sense of humor
Likes hiking
Doesn't want a God damned cat
Loyal

All that's the ideal though, real girl isn't gonna fit every one of those.

>what you bring to the table
Make alright money
Affectionate
Strong (chubby though, need to lose weight)
Even-tempered
Have a house and a car
Family oriented
Loyal
I know how to kill and how to keep people alive

>MASSIVE DOWNSIDE
I already have a kid.

>>83285506
>Describe your ideal gf
don't care
>what you bring to the table
money and big penis

>>83288407
Am I delusional? Can foids please judge?

>>83285506
>ideal gf
Her
Well I am not too picky, it would be more of a list of nots than requirements all the obvious red flags but someone who shares my values and is receptive to my advances (her basically)

For what I bring I will figure that out but I've already been making some strides...I really want to steal her heart, ideally I would want to convince her to give it to me

>>83289595
>relationships are not transactional
Yes you are delusional

>>83285506
My ideal gf would
>be a kissless virgin
>have a high view of marriage
>be Christian
>be skinny
>be at least mid in such a way that i cant tell whether she's cute or ugly
that's pretty much it.
I don't bring anything to the table, though obviously ideally I would be able to provide for her and any future children we might have.
I reject the idea of "deserving" a person. God is the one who joins two people together.

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>>83285506
Someone to take care of me like a cat and feed me and let me play vidya.

>>83290307
Wear a cat collar and meow to me and we have a deal

>>83285506
>describe your ideal gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTXDb_uA7uE

>>83289342
I'm down to talk. My Discord is: 3n333

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>>83285506
i want a woman who is usually playful in an unintentionally mean way with others, but heavily softens and slows down with me because i bring her real self to the front of her mind involuntarily. that is my ideal. the women who act like this are usually taller than me for some reason.
>Describe what you bring to the table to deserve such a person
i don't feel like doing that

>>83285506
I just want a woman that is virgin, not fat and without tattoos. bonus points if she wears glasses because i find girls with glasses to be really cute.

i have money

>>83285506
i already have a boyfriend and he is a tall gamer with a kind heart and i bring fun energy and loyalty to our cozy life together

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>>83285506
>what do I bring
I actually have an answer.
A man with a career that gives me free time and benefits to build a stable life.
Integrity.
A lack of willingness to hit her.
>ideal gf
Suck it.

>>83285506
Definitely a vampire girlfriend just like that would work

>>83290175
>Yes you are delusional
Are you a woman?

I don't care about what the vast majority thinks or experiences. Love is something I am not willing to settle on.

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>>83285506
what i want:
>tomboy
>upbeat personality
>athletic
>pushes me to improooooove(this is a big one because my executive function sucks gorilla dick)
>supportive
>some intersecting hobbies so we can actually bond

what i bring:
>6 figure salary
>house
>athletic build/6'1/above average downstairs
>calm demeanor

unfortunately, i only attract mentally ill arthoes with daddy issues so i'm fucked

>>83289595
We're talking ideals, anon! You're allowed to have an ideal. It doesn't have to be realistic.
Overall, I really like your ideas and I agree with most (if not all!) of them. You put many of my thoughts into words. I wish I fit your criteria as you sound very sweet. ^^

>>83291232
Send some of them my way next time please

>>83291246
i work night shift nowadays so i literally have no social life, find 'em yourself

>>83291244
>. You put many of my thoughts into words.
Based as fuck.
It is real. Love makes everything meaningful.
I hope you find it someday, anon. You, too, are very sweet.

>>83285506
>Describe your ideal gf
>5'9-5'10
>Black
>loves the same things I do (manga, videogames, horror/zombie films, ect)
>employed
>skinny
>has a pretty face with a sexy walk with a personality that'll make me talk
>what you bring to the table to deserve such a person.
Uhh I'm employed, inheriting a house soon, own a car, that's pretty much it.

>>83285506
My ideal gf would love me. In return I would love her.

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>>83285506
you posted her
as for what I bring, uh, I have lots of delicious blood and absurd stamina

My ideal bf is someone I can just be myself around, do silly romantic stuff, I want to be able to share my favorite shows with him, and for him to put up with my retardation
As for what I offer for him honestly nothing I'm an empty shell that refuses to help himself and just wants to cry himself to sleep right now because of stuff like this and talking about it in a thread only makes it worse but like I said he'd have to put up with my retardation. I'm loyal, I'm not cute and I don't think I'm sexy or handsome I'm just normal, and apparently you need a huge cock to be a top so I'm worthless there too so yeah absolutely nothing

>Describe your ideal gf
My Ideal gf would be a Light skin cutie (preferably latina) who face makes my heart melts like the handful of times women has made that happen in my life. I'm an ass guy so she would have a nice ass, Idc about tits but I like the areolas to be on the bigger side (hottest chick I've ever gotten was busty with big nips and zero areolas and i'm still pissed about it.) , likes getting her ass eaten, getting her nipples sucked, and other weird things I'd like to experiment with (the hotter they are the less willing they are to do anything out of the box)

She would enjoy the arts like I do, but also have her own hobbies that isn't being on Tik Tok/ social media all day.
Maybe enjoy reading
She'd push me to the important things I'm putting off to make her life better and I would because that's the type of man I am. I'd work so hard for her to have a good life, if she's really worth it she'd get me off of this obsession with being an artist so I can actually see what's out there.

>what I bring to the table
uhh.. I'm a pretty shit person, but I'm fiercely loyal, I can be funny, very insightful and am able to change my behaviors if I'm told she doesn't like it. I'm also very encouraging ( to others) and I guess if I were a catch I wouldn't be on here, huh? I know that certain women find me attractive so i'm not super ugly.

>>83291341
Cute. I hope you find your ideal bf one day Anon. Shouldn't be too hard though cause guys are more understanding anyway.

>>83291409
Thank you, maybe one day I will. I just need to stop being stupid and get out of my head because being in there makes it so there's always something I need to do before I put myself out there. I hope you can find your ideal partner too nonny, it's a very small interaction but you seem nice so I'm sure you can!