>be me>jork it in the bathroom >nut in the toilet >wipe pener >flush >wash my handsand for some fucking reasons I smell like cum I DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH IT WTF!!!!
who are you even talking to? you can't be so loose with reality when you're already failing in conversation so much. it makes people walk away from you, and you already seem so lonely
The aroma from when you cum still lingers on your underwear. Don't worry, I had the same problem.
>>83285749those bukkake parties where 12 guys cum on you are probably itI know you're a faggot and you love it, but cutting back will help you smell less like cum
>>83285749Did you look under your foreskin?
>>83285762huh?that's like a dialogue from a heavily stylized surrealistic indie game >>83285779but I didn't cum in my pants anonalthough I guess it could be it, thanks anon>>83285790*gulp* is this a magic trick?did you put something in there?
>>83285749You forgot to piss after you came so some cum dripped out of your dick after you put it away.
>>83285947>forgot to piss afteruntrue actually but i did forget to put it in the greentext
>>83285749maybe you are confusing cum smell for something else like toilet bleachthis happened once, I brought some bleach and a toilet brush to clean the staff toilet after I take one of my massive heaving shits in it and this girl comes in after me and absolutely freaks out and says it smells like "cum", I was called into HR and accused of this and I was absolutely petrified while they were subtly trying to sniff meno punishment for the girl of course for putting me through this harrowing experience, her fake trauma is more important than my actual trauma and an actual threat to me, damage to my reputation and workplace harassment, all the other coworkers were joking that I smell like cum for months afterwards
>>83286034>they were subtly trying to sniff mewhy would anyone do that and even if they did think they detected something how do you act on that?imagine filling out the paperwork>Stacy complained about the smell of cum>we interrogate anon>anon denied it>we then attempted to sniff anon to detect the cumits crazy
>>83286034what the fuck and why would you even report a cum smell?well that's what you get for being nice, don't ever make that mistake again >confusing cum smellno no, I could smell it immediately as I nutted, and it sorta stayed although not as strong maybe it's just a smell that stays on things
