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There are people who go their entire lives without experiencing a prostate orgasm because some jewish people 2000 years ago said "ewww yucky?"
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>>83287621
I'm not gay tho i need a gf who'll peg me instead
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>>83287625
You can just use a dildo, nephew
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>>83287621
Before the advent of modern hygiene and sanitation, anal was actually quite yucky. Also you're a fag.
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>>83287636
those are shaped like penises
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>>83287636
doing that alone is boring
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>>83287641
And? You can't be "gay" because....?
>>83287644
It's great. I've never had a bf, I'm a KHTV, but I have my dildo and it makes fapping a lot of fun.
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Do you have any advice for having one?
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>>83287653
its just shouldn't they have more straight shapes to shove in your butt
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>>83287680
The penis is the perfect shape for penetrating human holes. It's designed to do it. Maybe you could get a tool better designed to achieve the task, but cocks are hot and bouncing on a cock is a lot hotter than bouncing on some alien tool.
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>>83287686
the penis is designed for vaginas not butts! and i dunno i feel like theres a pride thing here like i would feel a little weirder talking to a homeboy if i was bouncing on a pp the day before than if it was some straight butt pleasure object. but ig i can admit dicks are a little bit hotter maybe because its immersive idk
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>>83287669
Don't think, feel!
>>83287710
The butt is the male vagina
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>>83287621
I would like to have a spitroast. I think I'd cum even harder
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>>83287740
>blacks
Gross.
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>>83287794
I can't cun unless it's to the thought of big thug black guys
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>>83287802
*cum
I can't cum from other races. I would let white girls peg me though
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Chinese massage place near me does prostate massages. I've had a happy ending there twice, and another time a full body to body massage. Sucked on some fat tits.
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>>83287621
Pegging is for gay faggots.
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>>83287740
where did u find this gif of my work manager being gay with his two managers
>>83287621
i support jews if u dont appreciate that get the FUCK off my board u whore bitch jews are super cool and i love jews israel is a legit state and palestine is DUMB cause they attack jews dumb fucking whores gtfo my jerusalem nigga jews are BASED I LOVE JEWS jews will KICK PALESTINES ASS AND I WILL PAY MY TAXES cause im tired of islamic shits ovening babies and being pedos
im tired of being like ruby u have poopy mouth words and ur dumb nigga there are pedos BAKING BABIES LITTLE DEAD KIDS AND U PAY TAXES ABOUT IT LOL U WORK FOR THESE PEOPLE U STUPID COKED KEK WHORE
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I would actually ride a strapon and try to make a girl laugh by riding her in a feminine way and even dress up in lingerie and makeup for her entertainment
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>>83287621
I tried but it doesn't work for me
I can cum from pressing on my prostate but it's not extremely overwhelming and special
maybe I'm doing something wrong
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>>83287917
What you're doing wrong is you're not using a big Black cock
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Never been able to find my prostate
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>>83287927
maybe you're circumcised
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>>83287927
Have you checked up your butt?
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>>83287680
You're right. I can't believe there's not a market for uterus shaped dildos.



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