What you need is a bass guitar. They're the easiest instrument to play, only fuckwits play bass but dumb horny girls don't know that.

>Schlappin' de bass is what got me laid when I was 18.
>I was a fucking loser who noone liked, some Stacy had a huge party where everyone was invited.
>Brought my bass.
>Slapped de bass.
>Got made fun of because I sucked.
>Quiet Asian girl was drunk. Found out she was into black metal like Emperor and Immortal.
>We became friends, and then we fucked like a week later.

>>83287734
gets invited to parties but claims to be a loser. aight broski

>>83287747
It was the last year of high school. Stacy was popular, it was her birthday, she had a house big enough to fit the entire year level. I wasn't specifically invited, more like I could rock up because she just wanted a house full of people.

Really. I had noone to talk to except for that Asian chick after I spent most of the night not fitting in at all.

>>83287775
okay so to lose my virginity i just need to go back in time to highschool with my guitar, thanks for the advice

>>83287783
Get into a band you dumb fuck. That way you get out and meet people when you do gigs. Fucking put two and two together.

>>83287734
that sounds like a boomer power fantasy. Zoomer girls aren't into guys who play instruments, but into rappers.

>>83287862
your story and advice are genuinely some boomer shit. i actually wouldnt be surprised if you were mid 40s typing this shit lmao. "back in highschool of 85, we went down to old lindy's house with my band mates!"