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My Wife turns 30 in three years, how can she avoid the wall and become a MILF?
(She will be reading your answers)
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Can I pay to watch you have sex with your wife?
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Study the aesthetics, dress, and mannerisms of Tara Tainton.
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>>83288883
That would mean letting another man see her naked.
That's for me, soz.
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>>83288887
Who? And why her?
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>>83288928
You could have her cover up
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>>83288938
Tara Tainton is the perfect example of the MILF. Everything about her, from her hair to her fingernails to her clothes to her lack of tattoos to her personality exemplifies the MILF.

If you want to become a "MILF" and not just a trashy old millennial woman, study Tara Tainton.
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>>83288955
You'd watch a guy fuck a big pile of blankets with a woman you cannkt see, within?

Anon. Please get a gf. Farm train stations.
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>>83288960
Can you be more specific? Sounds like you're just saying
>be a slim brunette
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>>83289089
No, I cannot be more specific. Use your brain.
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>>83289089
just make sure she stays slim dude
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>>83288877
skincare routine with 1 cleanser (la roche posay is good), 1 toner (i like glycolic acid) and 1 hydration (HLA). reup on hla overnight.

drink extra water each day, stop eating goddamn carbs, supplement collagen (put in smoothie w/fresh fruit) eat fucktons of blueberries and pomegranates as they contain compounds that tighten and restore skin.

start working out at least 3x a week, focus on working up strength for the first 6 months until you hit a body style you like then you can hold, dont need to be a body builder bitch just get muscle tone.
focus on back for posture rows/pulldowns/lower back of your choice
abs do weighted ab excersise like twists
of course, the full leg stack.glute abduction, adduction, leg press + extensions + curls. 5 machines, 3 sets each.
arm and chest is important too but you really want to do these just to stay in balance with the rest - do dumbell press & dumbell shoulder press, excellent compounds that will tone her up.

get into yoga for flexibility that shits effective. meditate daily and start reading daily to keep your mind bubbly and sharp, dont be a dull cow.

what else is there? be healthy, live well, ease into the lifestyle if its a lot different to what you do now. diet is 80% and the rest is toning at the gym. OP if you arent a dilf you should start lifting so you can throw your milf over your own head shell get wet enough to drown you.
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>>83289854
forgot to mention the virtuous fruits
1. lemon (make lemon water or low sugar lemonade drink before noon)
2. dates (eat 3 daily after noon to balance acids)
3. pinapple (bromelain, genital flavor better)
4. fig (enzymes help digestion & general health)
5. papaya (digestion, very good enzymes, holy trinity with pineapple and fig)
6. blueberries for skin
7. pomegranate for hormonal balance (bioavailable minerals)

the 7 virtuous fruits
kefir also dissolves micrplastics which will help hormonal regulation, digestion etc, gut health is key to good skin health and general sexiness. i just add 1-2 oz to my morning smoothie.
and i forgot also do cardio daily if shes 27 just do couch to 5k its a great couples activity
bad cardio = bad circulation = faster wall
if you keep up with this you wont wall until like 50, even kids shouldnt fuck you up considering they infuse you with fresh stem cells, you should look better post child if you keep eating well and stay fit.
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>>83288877
make sure to think good thoughts and be nice to everyone : )
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>>83288877
Bimbomaxx her.
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>>83290017
But I like her as is
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>>83291150
i only ask that you thank your God for his favor
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>>83288877
Isn't 30 a bit early to milf out? Most women can retain their youthful hotness up until like 35 if they really tried
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>>83291150
Oh so this is a retarded larp that you prepared in advance, great
Fuckin ass board
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>>83288877
The M in milf implies what she must do.
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>>83291259
https://voca.ro/16NZuQ1jNStV
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>>83291261
Already did that tho
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>>83291361
Ok fine you won in life now get off this shithole before you fuck it up
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>>83288877
it's peak milf to peg your husband
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>>83291420
But its fun here
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>>83291541
I would like to keep my prostate untouched. Thank you.
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>>83288877
Exercise, avoiding the sun/smoking/bad food/meds, and phenol peel. Everything else is just overpriced kicking the can down the road (facials, botox, manicures, etc). Whatever you do don't let her take the bogpill.



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