>be me >white>have black gf>shes whitewashed>one day she tells me she wants to "discover her blackness" >im like what the fuck are you talking about>she tells me that she feels like her mind is colonized by white supremacy>she says thats the reason she listens to so much rock and acts "white adjacent">tell her no shes just normal and likes rock>shes like no>stops listening to rock with me>starts playing rap when were together>tell her i dont like that shit>tells me if i want her im going to have to deal with her rediscovering herself>she has a very nice body and rap isnt that bad so i deal with it>she starts talking in ebonics one day>im like wtf>shes like this is how my people talk and she doesnt want to be a coon anymore>ask her how shes a coon>she says any black person who listens to rock and doesnt speak in aave is basically a coon>im like wtf>tell her shes literally a first generation nigerian american with immigrant parents>tell her american black people arent really her people>she says she gets seen the same so theyre her people>see her on tariq nasheeds xitter page on her phone one dayWtf do I do? Is my cute little nerdy whitewashed black gf that listens to deftones gonna end up a Shaniqua?
>>83288925>>have gfLol fake. Didn't read.
>>83288925Shut up fat nigger you talk too much
>>83288925send her to me ill put some white back into her
>>83289001I wish I could watch that happen.
>>83288925>didn't put her over his knee and spank her ass raw with his belt the second she got uppityIts already over OP, you might as well just end things with her now because splitting up with you is where this chain of events is going to end anyway.Also start wearing a powdered wig and old timey European aristocracy outfit and tell her you are reconnecting with your European roots. Insist on listening only to classical music.
>>83288925This is a retarded larp man. The fuck is wrong with you?
>>83289053Its not a larp my guy
>>83288925Time to let her go and accept she is retarded and going on her own racially insecure journey of identity issues. She feels like she isnt black enough because she is fucking a white guy, she doesn't do stereotypically black things, so she feels guilt and like she has to overcompensate in the other direction. Let her go bro
