be mepoorfag NEET, $0 in bank, living off tendies and ramendecide to YOLO every welfare check into pure 24k gold chains, rings, grillsneck looking like Mr. T had a seizure in a Dubai soukwalk into mcdonalds, cashiers think I'm Saudi prince slumming itnormies seethe, chads cope, stacies mirin'meanwhile eating expired yogurt from dumpster to afford next bling15 years of this cope, body decaying, liver failing from cheap boozegold stack heavier than my student loans (that I never paid lol)finally hit rock bottom, decide to pawn it allappraiser's eyes bulge: "anon... this is $4.2 million melt value"walk out with briefcase of cashbuy lambo, mansion, 10/10 tradwife haremretards who mocked me now wagecucking for my amusementmfw gold chads always winmfw poorfags mad
