All she does is rot in bed or play video games. Also she is a gigagooner.How do I fix her?
>>83290090Let me seduce and fuck her, then walk in on us "accidentally". It will fill her with guilt, and then you can guilt-trip her into fixing her life. I'll do it for you for a friendly price.
>>83290109What happens if she gets addicted to having sex with you? My penis is really small so she might not be satisfied with me after experiencing you.
>>83290126Well mine is almost 6 inches thick so I'll make her pussy too loose for you, but I don't want to lose my reputation if you give me a bad review for lasting damages, so I'll make myself available whenever she needs sexual satisfaction, free of charge naturally.
>>83290165She is a gigagooner though... it might need to be a regular occurence. I'll need to watch too to make sure it all goes smoothly.
>>83290174Hmm, in that case, it sounds like you're just being a bad boyfriend. No wonder she can't find the motivation since she needs to constantly masturbate to make up for your inadequacy. Maybe you should just sleep on a dog bed by the floor while I sleep in bed with her after making her cum as much as she needs. And maybe you should be locked in a chastity belt to make sure you understand that your "penis" shouldn't go inside her since it's clearly the source of her depression.
>>83290204I may not be able to please her in bed but it doesn't make me a bad boyfriend. I can do other things for her like providing for her financially.
>>83290241But how can you not feel guilty when your kisses don't make her moan involuntarily and look lost from the sheer hormonal impact like mine do? Don't you think a boyfriend should be able to make his girlfriend feel like this with just a kiss? Perhaps you ought to stop using the word "boyfriend" when you don't deserve it. Maybe you ought to be called something else...
>>83290272Wait a minute, I never said that kissing was allowed.
>>83290298It was implied when you admitted to having a small penis. Do you think it's morally correct for a "man" with a small penis to kiss a woman? If she's merciful, however, she might let you have the occasional cum-stained kiss.
>>83290321But she's my girlfriend, I should be allowed to kiss her and touch her too. I don't want to have to wear a cage all the time either.
>>83290090What's there to fix? You won the lottery.
>>83290338Fine jeez you're so needy. How about this then: I fuck and kiss her exclusively until you two find another girl to be my girlfriend. In the meantime, the dopamine hits from my dick will be giving her the focus and motivation to get a job.
>>83290364It doesn't sound like she'd ever want this to end though. She'd probably want to stay home and get fucked all day now that she knows how good sex could feel when it's not with me.
>>83290387Well that complicates things, doesn't it? Would you really be willing to hurt your girlfriend's feelings by making me stop kissing and creampying her for you to have a turn? How about we just leave it fully up to her, then? You can kiss and fuck her as long as she consents. She'll set the rules and expectations.
>>83290406I don't want to hurt her feelings but it's scary thinking about what choice she'd make, knowing her track record.
>>83290451Yeah? And what's that track record? And what if she admits that the fear in your eyes makes her enjoy my kisses even more while she locks eyes with you over my shoulder?
>>83290475Her record of being addicted to orgasms I mean. My fate would be sealed at that point. I don't think things would ever go back to normal for us again.
>>83290090I bet her pussy smells heavenly
>>83290490Oh hoho... maybe I should go too far then. Lock you in chastity, not let you kiss her, creampie her all day every day, until you got really pissed and told me to fuck off. Then I would. I'd disappear for a month. All of her progress would be set back. She'd quit her job, lock herself in her room, rot in bed, barely even speak to you anymore. Just pure depression and anhedonia. Until you called me, apologized and asked me to come back to fix her. You love her and you want her to be happy, don't you?
>>83290527She wouldn't forgive me if I let that happen. I would have to beg you to come back no matter the cost, for her sake.
>>83290542Look at that, such a good boy. Maybe you don't need a cage after all. Cages are for scary monsters, not for harmless little nubs. I mean be honest, after I leave your girlfriend like this, when you look at that little twig between your legs, will you even have the heart to try to penetrate her with it? Will you cum hands free just from seeing the state in which I've left her?
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>>83290585To be honest I'd probably have came long before you two were finished.
>>83290090Hmm...have you tried having sex with her? I think that may help!
