My parents never taught me how to cook, so all I do is buy pre-made meals and follow the instructions. I never used cooking oil or made bread. I'm dumb that way.
>>83290797My parents never did either. I just buy rotisseries and throw rice in a rice cooker.
>>83290818I never used a rice-cooker before. Sounds dangerous.
>>83290797We live in a world where one can watch videos instead of getting cookbooks. That being said take your time
>>83290797>>83290818Once a Robot discovers the power of a crockpot, there is no return, and no end of his creative culinary cultivations.
>>83290831You just put in the grains and water. It's pretty simple.
>>83290797Sounds like a safe-ish use of ChatGPT, as much as I hate it.
>>83290797my mom tried to teach me but we're so different that she couldn't. She's a very intuitive cook who does things by the seat of her pants, I'm an autist that demands everything be nailed down precisely like a computer program. I need a stopwatch to so much as make a bowl of spaghetti, she can't understand why I don't just naturally know when it's done.
>>83290872I'm a dude but I cook like that too after years working in a kitchen. I just throw a bunch of shit together and it comes out good.
>>83290797>my parents never taught me..You have the fucking collective human knowledge of cooking at your fingertips and you blame your dogshit parents for not teaching you how to make mid pasta?Pathetic.
>>83290872Put the phone down and watch the noodles.
>>83290797I can cook a few meals. One of the more complicated ones I know is called "tamale pie" and it involves chopping and sauteeing vegetables, simmering mashed beans and tomatoes then baking cornbread on top of it in the oven. I haven't worked up the courage to try a recipe that my mom hasn't made before. I'm afraid nobody will like what I decide to cook.
>>83290797There are many delicious things to cook, just search up recipies for things you like (e.g chicken, pork, rice, salmon and so on) and then just follow the instructions. It's not too difficult, you just need to give it a try :D. Just remember to keep something you can microwave in reserve just in case it doesn't turn out well.
>>83290797just follow instructions, it's like building a lego set, if you can follow instructions then you can cook. there's no such thing as someone who can't cook.the stereotype of a person who can't cook in actuality is just a person that gets distracted easy, forgets their food and lets it get burnt, if you follow instructions you can make famous chef tier foods.
>>83290797Cooking scrambled eggs is easy.
>>83290797Cooking is a waste of time.
>>83290797Mom owns a restaurant and taught me from the basics to advanced stuff, but I only remember how to make rice. I'm a literal useless retard.
>>83291461Make me some rice, bitch. I'm hungry.
Just look up something that seems simple and be willing to chuck it if it doesn't go well. Even with failures you learn to not go for as long or hot, or to go hotter and so on.
>>83290797You can just get a slow cooker and toss in veg grain meat prepackadged spices, no knowledge needed. Cooking is a waste of time. Anyone that seriously spergs over having great quality food is a glutton.
how can you not know how to cook? just do what the recipe tells you, it doesn't require any learned skill or precision or technique 95% of the time. there you go i just taught you
>>83290797Cooking can be learned. You don't need to be a chef to eat a meal. It won't be the best thing you've eaten but it won't be the greasy goyslop
>>83290797>or made breadI'm sure one of these supposedly str8 incels will bread you
>>83290892I say the same thing every time someone diagnosis3s themselves as "autistic"
>>83291819What if they are autistic?
>>83291826NOT MY FUCKING POINT. RETARD
My parent's were shitty cooks but they always made everything from scratch so i give credit where credit is due, ended up eventually becoming an exec chef and re teaching em how to cook in thar 60s so everything worked out in the end
>>83291889I should add this pic
>>83291900>everything worked out in the endNo. Pretty sure it ddint. You don't need to parent your fucking retard parents for Christ sake. FUCK
>>83291907they didn't have the same access to the same technical knowledge that was imparted on me by bosses or culinary school Why would i not want to share that with them? Plus it makes my mom and dad happy when they knock it out of the park cooking wise
cooking is literally the easiest thing1: boil spaghetti and eggs together2: take out eggs after 1 minute3: crack open eggs4: remove yolks5: microwave egg whites6: take out spaghetti after 10 minutes7: add yolks to spaghetti with a pinch of salt8: add microwaves egg whites as a sidethere, one of the most delicious meals you've ever had
>>83290797Same and every time I go back to my parent's house every 2 years they don't cook or take me to a nice restaurant for me like average families do. Mother too busy going to a cult and father does literally nothing. Autists make autistic babies that's all
>>83290797Cooking is pretty easy it's literally just following instructions. It can be a pain in the ass tho.
