/r9k/ - >Wake up on a desert island with these men What ro - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

12/03/25(Wed)20:31:00 No.83291018

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Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)20:31:00 No.83291018 Archived

>Wake up on a desert island with these men
What roles do you assign each of them to maximize your survival odds?

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)20:32:39 No.83291029

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)20:32:39 No.83291029

>>83291018
i can only imagine the absolutely obese neckbeard unshowered gooner creature living with mommy that makes these threads 50 times a day

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)20:33:02 No.83291032

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)20:33:02 No.83291032

Who are these twats and why are they always the subject of some outlandish hypothetical situation?

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)21:06:25 No.83291264

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)21:06:25 No.83291264

>>83291029
wtf no need to be mean

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)21:07:47 No.83291278

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)21:07:47 No.83291278

>>83291018
its a desert island all there is to do is look for food water and shelter

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)22:25:45 No.83291785

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)22:25:45 No.83291785

>>83291018
Far left is the captain no ifs ands or buts

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)22:31:01 No.83291822

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)22:31:01 No.83291822

>>83291018
>1 chopping firewood and collecting reeds/branches/large palm leaves if applicable for shelter
>2/4 fishing as well as collecting sea creatures for sustenance
>3 hunting fauna by spear
>5 general bushcraft making fires assembling shelter and places to rest
Me 1 and 5 duties