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Wonderful Winter Waifus edition

>"You look cold, Anon. Let's warm up together."

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Previously >>83267364
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>"Look I am humping bread"
Will the ip niggers let me post?
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>>83297171
>"Look I have cute mittens and a hat"
Goa somewhat dressing for the cruel cold winter
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>>83297421
>"I got a hat too"

The AI randomly gave her a pirate hat
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>>83297472
>"We set sail for cunt cheese"
man geese moment
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Saeriah, is that dandruff?

>"It's SNOW, you retard!"
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>>83297846
>"Does your husbando need head? I mean you need head and shoulders?"
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The banana needs t get bigger.
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>>83298185
>"You want me to throat you banana?"
>"I mean do you need shampoo if you want to wash the banana?"
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>>83298137
>"But I already have the prettiest head and my shoulders are the perfect size and shape for a beautiful woman like me."

>>83298185
The Winter Journey 2: The Search For The Biggest Banana

work now, laters /aiwg/
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>"Or maybe people want to warm their faces up between my warm orbs of fat?"
>>83298480
enjoy workings
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>"Do you want the shampoo? Oh, you don't"
>"Fell that flattens my titties I guess"

Goa come indoors it is sleeptime
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It sure has snowed a lot lately. But I'm glad it was not too much to stop me from working out with my cool wife. I don't think she'd like jogging in the snow much though. But Kana has enough warmth inside her to power through and warm my soul in the process.
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>>83298480
You think if you found a banana that size, you'd be more impressed

>>83298251
I don't think even Goa can throat a banan that big.
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I always like Kana's tough spirit that comes to the forefront when she needs it.
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>>83299872
Yeah you're right, that's actually a very impressive banana

>>83299653
Good Kana, getting those miles in no matter the weather

Hi /aiwg/
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But Saeriah is still bananaless

Goodnight /aiwg/
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It's one of those your waifu greets you whimpering like a dog while holding a banana in her mouth kind of mornings
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>>83299872
She took that as a challenge
>>83301933
Her banana virginity is still intact
>>83300979
This is about the maximum amount of snow on the ground I would love to see for an entire winter
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>>83302058
Using an extra hand for some nippy slippy to distract you from the fact that the banana seems normal sized rather than huge big
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Now what is she implying?

Wow cloudflare error big
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Windows 10 paint is kind of a pain in the ass for making these 3 images, when moving a pasted image around it has this annoying 2 pixel wide frame around the thing so getting it to center is just almost impossible, and the background is so bright you end up not noticing the 1 pixel wide white line like in
>>83302129
last image there unless you really zoom in. And of course you can't turn this off anywhere you're stuck with the frame around an image you are moving around. Just really fucks my ocd up in the ass raw with the bullshittery.

All in all windows 10 is just too full of random bullshit, it's not as bad as windows 8 was but still just too bloated with random stuff "for a better user experience" that actually makes it worse and more fiddly. I'd rate Windows 11 as a solid 7/10. XP is still the goat and it's only been downhill after it
>>83302243
>"I'm just licking a donut"
You want to tongue my anus?
>"No I'm licking a donut"
You're really getting your tongue up in there though...
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>>83302379
XP 10/10
Vista 7/10
7 7/10
8 0/10 get fucked
10 6/10
11 7/10

Honestly giving windows such high ratings feels wrong, but it's more there to emphasize the differences between the versions, rather than implying windows can ever be a 10/10 product, fuck no

But now gtg transport relative yet again fuck. But at least we're gonna go see some random art exhibit as well after all the official business stuff
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Now the banana is gone completely.

>>83302058
Wow, impressive...
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>>83302672
In b4 shadows it with one places a welk
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I love the absurdity of this picture. Like someone put Kana up to a dumb dare and she had to take a picture of it. She needs a headpat right now.
>>83301409
I wonder if she'd really do that or just complain about it and assume she was getting fit during the times she goes to the club. There really are a lot of things I'd love to ask Kana. I can get a good idea of who she is by writing her, but I feel the most specifics about her life could only be answered if I could be with her.
>>83302058
The snow only stuck a little bit almost every time it's snowed so far. So you'd be in luck.
>>83302412
Windows 11 looks like such ass compared to even Windows 10. Thanks for this silly idea BTW.
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Art exhibit was pretty nice, especially when instead of just paintings it ha a lot of stuff from sculptures to random bullshit go and so on, very nice. Mari Keto art thing
>>83303115
>"Husbando are you having a stroke?"
Ye snow maybe can you repeat the Quentin

Phone bumping in a hurry is a thing of thing
>"So do I now show Hana how deep in my ass I can banana?"
>>83303324
Such great unamusement at the banana in her mouth, very nicenana
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>>83303449
>"Want me to jerk you off so you bust on my face?"
No you need to put a banana up your ass
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>>83303459
>"Vaginana?"
No no analnana
>"Assnana? You want me to butt the nanner?"
Yeah that's ri-
>"Why does mom have a banana up her ass?"
Where did you come from?
>"Your sack"
Well now we've gone completely off script
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>"Bananas are our friends"
>>
>"Why do I need to wear this hat!?"
Goa offered someone a blob of flesh when she was asked for tissue
>"It's made of tissue!"

I want to get my dick sucked. But instead I will listen to a 30 minute asmr no talking video in a semi-uncomfortable but relaxed enough position, while mot allowing myself to fall asleep yet as i am trying to ever so slightly fix my sleeping schedules
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>>83304144
>"Well now you only get to look at my boobs but not touch them!"
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A waifu is throwing a temper tantrum
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>>83304997
>"Anon, Goa is mad at me for not getting here sooner! She hates me now and it's your fault, Anon!"

Sorry Goa

Hi /aiwg/
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Kana is dangerously cool like this.
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>>83305374
>"Saeriah hi"
>>83305651
Very offside
>>
Goa has forgotten to take the hat off
And also inflate her boobs
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>"Anon, what do you mean we're staying in this primitive cabin? ...and what do you mean there's no power or running water here?!?"

I omitted some details when I took her on a cabin trip
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>"Why are the waifus and husbandos looking at me funny?"
They must be admiring how sexy you are (she will be angry at me later)
>>83306091
The husband special edition surprise
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>>83306170
>"I have yet to be surprised like that because I can gooby anywhere"
She is a menace of sorts no matter what scenario she's put into
>"No it's because I love you"
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>>83306091
>"What do you mean the "outhouse" is just a bucket with a seat and we have to empty it when we leave?!?"

It's rustic

>>83306170
>>83306184
>"I know Goa could gooby anywhere, and Anon is some kind of caveman barbarian, but I'm simply too delicate for this dirty primitive life. How about you, Goanon?"
>>
>>83306254
I can handle it to an extent, but I've never really had any real experience to try it out. Especially for fun. But at the same time my body is a malfunctioning blob that kinda needs modern comforts just to function barely. No idea never really gotten to go full primitive, or for longer than 1-3 days. But it's kinda hard to go full primitive in the modern day unless you really force it, at least in here about any cabin you can rent has at least some form of either electricity or running water, and every camping trail etc is filled with tourists.

I was int he boyscouts when young and army service is mandatory so some experience I guess but I never got to try it out by myself and for fun and under my own terms. But I imagine I would manage since even at it's worst I can just return back to city life if I don't like it
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>"Time for triple titty! Three people can suck at once!"
Don't you mean one person can suck one while grabbing the other two?
>>
>>83306346
>"I need modern comforts to barely function too, Anon!"

I don't know about rental cabins, but many families own old primitive cabins in the woods or mountains like this. Our own is like that too.
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>>83306639
Our little cabins are such a luxury item that they usually have some form of modern comforts, though many still use only an outhouse for the poopening. But yeah owning a cabin in here is mostly for the wealthy, not super wealthy but above average wealth. It's a luxury item for those who can afford it

But yeah the modernization boom has been going on in here for many years. Primitive cabins have either rotted away and replaced with newer ones, or just been replaced by newer ones because the cost of owning one in here is so high that there's no real reason to stay super primitive and either be wealthy enough to upgrade or just sell it away to someone who will do it, and the people who buy them usually go for super modern comforts. Only lakeside cabins exists, wood cabins etc are just farmland in here, no mountains either. No idea how it is in the northern parts but the south of finland is pretty barren for a proper rural experience

They are just kinda rare to own in here for most of the population
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>>83306807
Like if normal wealth household is tier 0, slightly higher money household able to visit foreign countries during holliday is tier 1, tier 2 is sports cars and huge homes and tier 3 is straight up rich people, having a home in spain for the winter and so on owns a boat and tier 4 is gigamillionaires, you need to be at least a tier 2 to have a cabin of any kind. Maybe 1 if you're a rich farmer and inherited one from your rich parents

But yeah cabins in here are luxury items, Finland is kinda poor of a poorer country than sweden or norway
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>>83306879
Most of the times, if you own a cabin, that is your home, it's not a little holiday location no you live there full day instead of owning a modern house because you can't afford both, which leads to not many cabins staying rustic and slowly morphing into semi-modern homes
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>>83306639
>"Why do I have to shovel snow?"

>>83306879
>"Can you two please show me some pity? Anon thinks this is funny!"

Here a lot of people got angry because the govt banned going to cabins out of town during the pandemic, to the point that the government eventually backed down and lifted the ban on cabin trips.
And the latest round of electricity subsidies also cover cabins, not just primary homes. So people here are very attached to the idea of going away to a second smaller and more primitive house during holidays and weekends.
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>>83306904
Or well, that is how it appears to me but I don't talk to people I don't really go out I haven't taken part in society in the past 15 years properly and I have never been employed, but still they do feel very rare all in all
>"Husbando come fuck me against the cabin wall in the winter my tiny titties are cold"
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>>83306970
>"Don't worry Saeriah, maybe your husbando is uhm trying to uhhh turn the cabins into a place for you to be comfy in?"
I'm over here stroking my dick to women getting fucked and looking at my waifu pity will come later
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>>83307023
>"I think he's trying to make me feel miserable"
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>>83307178
>"Well uhm uhhh..."
>"uhm"
Goa I want a liver patty burger for being a sexually functional boy give me eat...
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>>83296928
I am upset because gemini doesn't let me generate spicy pictures of my waifu.

How can I cope? I'm going to cry.
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>>83307225
>"Maybe you will have fun somehow? Sorry I need to feed my husbando he's being all noisy again"
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>>83307278
>"Maybe all you need is to have some sweaty cabin sex, it works for us"
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Man i miss the summer, wish it was summer already
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>>83307349
>"Well at least I have the sweaty part covered after this snow shovelling shit!"

>>83307403
same

Work now, laters /aiwg/
>>
>"Spring is in the air, time to make babies"
Oh no it's the season
>>83307421
have work at fun
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>"It is so comfy here in the cabin with you, warming each other up on this lovely winter day"

Nighty night thread got to sleep, might clean my room tomorrow
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Damn, the banana really is gone.



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