Tonight I will become a plapjak.I have a date and we are just going to "chill" at her place.She already told me she wants backshots.Do not try to talk me out if it, I already bought the condoms and this might be my only chance to ascend
>>83299065Congrats. Don't forget to bring snacks
>>83299065As soon as your pp goes in you are never allowed to come back here fyi.
Okay I'm leaving to see her now I have an hour drive holy fuck I'm literally shaking
>>83299065The funny thing about these pictures is that they don't come with the smell.
Just pulled in the apartment complex parking lot wish me luck. Future plapper Going dark
>>83299065>Average looking fattie with loserDisgusting.It should be hot fattie with massive chad.
Do you think OP is plapping dem cheeks rn or still making smalltalk on the couch
>>83300072I hope he is actually having sex. I want to have sex one day but not with an obese woman.
Damn dude, I'm actually looking forward to the field report.
>>83300192Do you think he will be happy or traumatized
>>83300284She wants backshots from a stanger she's meeting for the first time. Hopefully she scrubbed herself down good and didn't shit in the mean time
>>83299886Been like an hour 45. As a seasoned plapper, here's how it's going down with timeline markers.>get in t=0 minutes>talk to her for a little bit, sit on the couch, netflix something up t=15-30>OP is nervous so he slow rolls it. talk to her, try to be flirty, but nervous and she's fat. t=up to 60>she starts getting impatient and turns up the heat herself, maybe they've had a couple glasses of wine each by now. t=90>they start getting it on. t=105 minutes [we are here]>plapping (full cycle, from making out to post-nut clarity) like runs for between 15 and 90 minutes depending on op's game>he returns to his phone to post again either from her bathroom if he's spending the night, or from his car/home if not after some wind-down time OP return ETA=about 1 hour from now, assuming 'average' performance from OP.
>>83300655kek thanks for the roadmap so he's most likely balls deep in hog pussy at this very moment
I'm in the mcdonalds parking lot still can't get the smell out of my nose
>>83300804lmaooooo, drop the story op, was it worth it?
>>83300804KEK this is why you offer to shower together first
OP you better have taken pictures you plapping bastard
>>83300804how bad was it? also what's her weight? (give an estimate if you don't know the exact number)
>>83300804you never forget your first time. This swamp ass and sour vagina scent will be imprinted on your soul until the day you die.
Chubby girls are one thing but straight up fat bitches are a no go you will always regret it after unless you have a serious fetish
>>83300804It was taco bell for me. First and last time.
>>83300804Forget about that, how accurate was my timeline? >>83300655
>>83300909You got it perfectly except that the sex lasted 1 minute and I left right after
>>83300929please drop the story anon, we gotta hear how this went down, all the details too
>>83300938Okay I will greentext then I'm driving home>she opens the door, even fatter than I expected, like 5'1 and 250 lbs maybe>step inside instantly hit with stench of overflowing litterbox>she has fucking family guy on tv>sit on couch and watch and chat>not really sure how to progress from here>eventually she cuddles up against me>she puts her hand on my thigh>fuck it I just kiss her>taste alcohol on her breath>make out for like 10 minutes>get naked I'm literally shaking>she asks if I'm cold>put on condom>she bends over>I put it in and start thrusting>every thrust pulls a draft of swamp ass up towards my nose>mixes with cat shit aroma and I actually am holding back wretches>cum prematurely>pull out already going soft>she pouts a little and tries to cuddle>dodge her and get dressed then leave>block her immediately>go to mcdonalds drivethrough>order 6 mcchickens and a coke
>>83300989>>order 6 mcchickens and a cokeAre you going back to feed her?
>>83300989BAHAHAHAHAH holy shit dude, did she not give you a picture beforehand??? idc how desperate you are if some bitch is that fat i'd just leave.hope the one minute was worth the life long trauma
>>83301005she probably did, from 5 years agothey usually do that
>>83301005>hope the one minute was worth the life long traumamy plapjak experience inspired me to stop chasing casual sex. The sex itself was great but I felt bad that I just fucked a girl I would never be willing to date.
>>83301024sometimes it makes you a better person, most the time you have to live with the fact you fucked a disgusting troglodyte that is too fat to be alive. my plapjak experience isnt too bad, she was a bit chubby but she insisted on being on top of me so i was practically squashed, she was also moaning and squealing like a pig in my ear, kicked her out the second i finished
>>83300989Bro, the fuck is wrong with you? Did you just fuck some ugly chick? You're supposed to go for the hot, shapely ones. Not whatever the fuck you fucked.
>>83300989Brutal shit my man, godspeed and I wish you luck on your next plap.
>>83300989Did the tip of your dick fumble around the pussy lips trying to put it in? IDK how much of that is a hentai trope though. I wouldn't want that to happen to me and I get outed as a virgin. Did she know you were a virgin?
>>83300989I'm genuinely impressed you were able to maintain an erection. This is one of the most horrible things I've read in at least the last few months.
>>83299065>>83300804>>83300989And this is why you only fuck fat chicks if you're very drunk. You fucking idiots.I hope anons learn from reading this thread. The smell is indeed unberable with fat chicks. Even if they clean themselves, they always fuckin' stink because of their body chemistry. It's not worth it. Again, UNLESS you are very drunk. Then it's worth it because you don't notice. I only plapped one fat chick sober and it permanently made me stop.
>>83300989>5'1 and 250 lbspure sex statsyou're a faggot btw
>>83301160it's fake, you know
fake tranny roleplay thread lol
>>83300072I didn't know this was based on a real videohttps://xhamster.com/videos/skinny-guy-fucking-fat-bbw-ex-girlfriend-on-the-floor-967665
>>83300804Was it worth it? Was this "ascension" good? Or do you wish you remained celibate?
>>83300989Was her cat cute tho?
>>83301207which case would you be more likely to throw up?
Well I guess I better leave this place now. It just set in that I'm not an incel. Fuck bros who even am I anymore
>>83300989>>83300804holy shit ahahaha, may your dick steer you to better places in the future, Anon.
>>83300989jesus christ i hope i get dubs so i can properly condemn your actions and educate you on ham planet fatties and the differences between them and curvy chicks with fat asses...
>>83300999kek OP is fatter than her
>>83301353Not necessarily. Reminds me of my own experience (TInder hookup, it wasnt the smell, but the way she looked naked)
>>83304180>who even am I anymore
>>83300804Hahahaha holy fucking kek
>>83300804Aaaaaaahahahahahahahahahah
>>83300989W thread holy shit
>>83299511>>83299065>>83299427And back shots too. OP is about to find out the smell for real
>>83299065dont use the condoms, just become a father. Think of the white race.
>>83300989>like 5'1 and 250 lbs maybeyou people really need to draw the line somewhere. This is coming from a guy who spent better part of his teens jerking off to his 35 years older, 5'2 180lbs aunt with flat tits
>>83300989Hey Siri play Plapped To Death
