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Why aren't you fit?
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I'm straight so I only need to appeal to women
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>>83303931
Exercise itself is easy but I lack the discipline to count calories and all that other shit genuinely fit people have to do.
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going to the gym is boring to me, so i always did sports instead. but now in my 30s i just keep getting injured
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>>83303931
I look exactly like the guy in the picture.
No not that one.
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>>83303931
>>83304069
This and also a waste of expensive food
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burgers are awesome
bread is awesome

lack of frens meant too much time sitting and not playing around to stay thin
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>>83303931
I've been lifting for 4 months and getting deep into nutrition so this time next year I'll be top percentile /fit/
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I am but I'm a manlet so it doesn't do anything for me OP
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>>83304192
No one wants to admit it, but I genuinely believe fitness freaks are autistic,
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>>83303931
>muh huge muscles
>fit
Fit for what? For a homo erotic photo shoot?
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>>83303931
I am but I'm genetically predisposed to being a weakling, in order to consistently bench 3plate I have to literally eat constantly all day which I hate and is nearly impossible for me. It's over desoo
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Lifting heavy sends me into psychosis about 10% of the time and it's too miserable and dangerous to risk it happening regularly. I spent thousands on a home gym so I don't sperg out in public and get 302'd, but I don't even use that because it's too dangerous.
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>>83303931
homie told me my arms are strong. I haven't notice
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>tfw you skip ab day
>and leg day
>and deadlift day
man cmon it's not all about delts n tits n tris
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>>83304197
keep at it champ
i think 4 months was exactly when i hit my noob gains plateau, so don't be discouraged
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i miss lifting and being hench, but i'm currently doing a physically draining warehouse job, so i have zero desire to work out on my days off
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For one thing, bodybuilders are unattractive. Fit men are fine, but I care more about health. It's why I made my husband get into shape.

Second, I feel sorry for the guy peeing in the urinal. He doesn't realize some faggot immortalized him as the guy peeing in the background.
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>>83305422
what you consider fit is probably unachievable without steroids, roastoid
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>>83305430
Wow. Being able to run for 30 minutes requires steroids. I better go chastize him for being a cheater.
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>>83305446
hurr durr
what anon was pointing out was
>Fit men are fine, but I care more about health
being a retarded fucking statement
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>>83305454
>being this retarded
The roidrage has begun.
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>>83305446
women be like
>he looks fine, any man can look like this with 30 minutes of light exercise a week
and the guy they're talking about looks like this
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>>83305477
so you're just gonna ignore the fact "fit" and "healthy" are synonyms and double down with shitty ad hominem insults?
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>>83305538
Are you going to ignore that you are having a case of roid rage? You might want to watch. You may end up as the next Zyzz.
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>>83305566
oh my gawdd you're just so quirky and chungusy arent you xddd
kill youself dumb sack of shite
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>>83303931
I need a guarantee of pussy. Legally binding contract that a woman must have sex with me if I get fit
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>>83305572
The perfect example of roid rage. Don't worry, anon. Maybe lifting for girls will work out for you one day. Who knows, eating nothing but chicken breast, rice, and broccoli everyday will be worth it! You could just go with the powershitter build next by permabulking.
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>>83305596
>muh food
ok fatty
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>>83304226
So girls will want to sex you
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>>83305695
>fell for the lifting for girls meme
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>>83304069
lol cope of the day saaars
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>>83305732
>trust me bro only faggots like muscles
>please ignore the fact that every single romantic novel for women has some extremely ripped shirtless guy on the cover
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>>83303931
Fit? Fit for what?
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>>83306441
For its own sake, for lifting and cardio's mood effect
Being mindfully in control of your own body rather than a passenger, tracking progress and making and setting goals
It's nice
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>>83305767
>trust me bro ripped dudes are totally pussy magnets
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>>83303931
I'm lean as fuark but I don't eat enough or lift enough to get big. I just don't care enough to do it. I want to but I don't have the will.
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I get injured the minute I do any physical exertion
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>>83303931
I used to be bigger than the fuckboy on your picture and got no pussy whatsoever. I just practice actual sports nowadays.
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>>83304157
Wait do you look like the ripped guy? No reason...
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>>83306463
If you think you are not in control of your own body then you are schizophrenic or something go get treatment
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>>83303931
I got ran over once so I can't do a lot of lifting but I run and hike a lot. I like running it gets me high and seeing cool views in nature is nice, but I'll never really be muscular like a lifter and I have surgical scars anyway.
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I could never reach the point where it got me women, and it took too much effort and time.

I honestly don't give a fuck about my image, I can look like a monster for all I care. So if it doesn't get me the promise of a partner, I just won't do it.



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