Government mandated BF edition. Q: your government mandated boyfriend finally arrived in the mail. He is legally prohibited from leaving you. How do you treat him? pppp>>83289956
All faggots get raped till death. Assholes bleeding and ripped and wearing diapers. Mouths gaped and drooling.
>>83304538now write with two hands
Its getting better....soon I'll be mentally stable enough to get a boyfriend
>>83304553Are you the lanzaposter?hg8g
man i love being alive and praying :) thank you god :)
if i do the same crime as adam maybe we will be neighbours in hell...?
>>83304287>>83304418I don't really know, alas I wasn't around many guys to smell their farts, so I'm more of a sound guy. I like them bassy and deep and then they get squeaky and airy, the wet ones are gross. What do yours smell like?
>>83304571Adam already has a harem of teenage girls who killed themselves for him. Theyre probably more his type.
Would Adam Lanza be in Hazbin Hotel?
>>83304598would will stancil be the next hitler? how much longer until he snaps and creates the american reich?
>>83304630>would [a Democrat] be [able to accomplish something]?no lol
>>83304538>raped till deathhawt. is there a better way to die?
>>83304566I don't know who that is sorry..
>>83304538Wouldnt this just create an infinite loop of death? Since the men raping the faggots would become faggots after raping males
>>83304662gassed by a hot guy's farts in a closet while he rapes you?
>>83304667Were you the guy who was posting about Lanza a few threads ago?
>>83304568your prayers are unanswered and your faith has done jack shit for your mental health and loneliness lmao. that's what happens when you pray to fake prophets
>>83304656i mean what happens if say hypothetically he has a revelation in prison and starts writing memoires and eventually changes into an ubermensch? what would the pre-requsets be? despite how improbable but how long until he sees something some new information he has to sit with and doesnt deflect/reflexively ignore until he snapps and becomes a cut above the rest? i understand his hallmark trait is to dismiss and not be self reflective but for how long can that work in his life before hes decending into the abyss?
>>83304708You can't BE an ubermensch. Ubermensch is an ideal you seek to achieve.
>>83304656>waiting for the polyculebased and romanticpillled
>>83304685>he thinks there is only one person posting about adam lanza
>>83304685I never posted anything lanza related.
I'm just like Dr. House from the House MD TV series, we're so alike.
I won't give up you guys never give me attention but I won't give up! I will at least find a fellow gay fart lover, there must be one
>>83304796Dr.house is not a fag delete this now.
>>83304813farts are disgusting irl because of the smell but there's something strangely hypnotic about seeing gay fart porn from the safety of the odorless internet. Seeing a man getting squished between two ass cheeks while he suffocates in the gaseous discharge of his lover
>>83304835wilson is withholding his vicodin's, but they're so cute together.
>>83304796>>83304879is this canon? I knew Wilson was a fruity one
>>83304688not a fake prophet he fufilled the prophecy and were just waiting around, my prayers are answered im talking to a handsome man and despite my sin i carry my own risidual burdens within morality and do good work, what kind of god would not affirm life through love despite you never understanding the exact tension being you know swept away into perpetual hate, i personally cannot testify for my own moral character but i can stop and assess life for what it is without you know having knee jerk reactions to a thing i do not like and if he stops talking to me so be it, do i outsource everything to god? or do i rely on god for a moral foundation itself not institutions not slave morality. again most people in the bible hoghlight profound tensions and deep truths about humanity and projecting some kind of redditor materialism strips that truth and creates the exact conditions nietzche critiqued, all christianity bad! or i can you know live as a human being who knows hes not perfect but strive to be perfect because it doesnt take a rocket scientist to figure out exactly how the contradictions on their own merit decide blind faith vs a critically engaged faith.i use the personal testimony if christ and ironically something you should read eccleistees, on serving shallow modernity and the premise that heaven on earth refuses shallow truncations that modern psychology uses, clearly no one is following scripture say for a few no bodies but thats precisely the point the people who make life good are the nobodies who history forgets, and that my friend is something nietzche despite his revelancy now will inevitably sucumb to irrelevancy and eventual intellectual entropy so new horrors of schools of thought can take its place and already have arguably, the context to interpret nietzche is gone his world is gone, were just a bunch of villagers living in the ruins of rome and to dismiss that you buy into the life anxiety of modernity and its false promises.
>>83304727youre right but lets say will stancil is the first true ubermensch, you can still be a thing youre actively striving to be, but what if say 2 lightning bolts strike will stancil and he turns the tide against global banking control and unelected un officials towards nationalism and a shared spiritual/ethnic mythos and him spear heading it in a way that runs contrary to everything he believes in so far
Does anyone want to humour me? Imiss my r9gay frens so much I even made them their own imageboard
>>83304474I like the thing under the eyes that's so cool>Unless you're meeting just now you are playing itMeeting? Meating? Maybe meaning Snow level after it was even more fun. Beat the game btw. Final boss fight was good unlike most. They drag on.>And yeah it doesn't take me long to wake up once I actually decide to get out of bedDo you stay in bed for long? I sure do. What did you eat for dinner?>They don't call me a knucklehead mcstazzatron for no reason you know :PWow you have your own title kakkoii>it's very true not just enoughNever enough truths >I'm not ready to not care about anything yetProbably for the best>There's too many competitions going on I can't keep track of them either or what the score is so we'll just say it's tied c:Lol yeah>might be a chicken dinner type of winnerThat's up there definitely >I'd be a millionaire at this pointWhat would you spend all that money on?>You can't hog all the new ideas for yourself maybe I want a new oneIl let you have one if you ask nicely :P>I see how it is I'm just not smart enough to be able to understand all these original comments you're making ;-;Oh I see you're trying to guilt trip me, not going to work I know your power level (it worked)>probably why they're so hard to find *Sigh* yes>Even making sure he's in a position that he cant get hurt like a geniusHe is a clever cat >buy a pop I thinkWhat?>WalkBut it's not too cold for that? Now that I think about it I don't think I'll go to the gym...I think>gamesWell just finished SpongeBob, might try some new releases or play marvel again
sigh, big beefcake to hug... where...
>>83305226IN HELL
>>83304844the smell is indeed disgusting, and that's what makes them hot. A guy that isn't afraid to make you feel uncomfortable and overpowers you with his bodily functions. I do prefer the sound and the act
>>83305226in poland baby! we have to invade poland! will stancil needs lebensraum!
big jewish poland bf...
>>83305300the brapp chambers never existed ;3
Good hair day yay :DBad tummy day nay :(
would you date a guy with a son/daughter?
>>83305497Do I get to fuck them both?
>>83305497depends on the context, if it was adoptive no, hut at the same toke i dont believe they should be inviting random men over while courting or pursuing men that is reckless and thats exactly the type of mentality that perpetuates degeneracy.in shorty yes if its theirs but conditionally if they are skeptical of random dudes being near their children
turn that funk up brother
If I had a sweet boy of my own, I wouldn't need to random men
>>83305574He's listening to boyfriend rape ASMR
>>83305581what does this even mean? are you implicitly stating boy as endearing and like youthful or like explicitly juvenile?
pepe real
>>83305631I'm fantasizing about my future son
>>83305686Nature never fails to amaze me
>>83305693I kinda kin you, son pedo anon. I like how kinky you are
>>83305686Why is he standing on black noodle?
>>83305196Face markings are usually pretty cool and I just like the designs from go rush a lot in general>Meeting? Meating? Maybe meaning(this one)I'm sorry I was on my walk and auto correct got me :( I'm sorry for any confusion it caused you>Snow levelSnow levels usually are pretty fun, and who was the final boss? I assume plankton? >Do you stay in bed for longUsually about 30 minutes or so, and I had pizza what did you have? >you have your own titleI'm positive you have your own title as well you're just being secretive about it >Never enough truthsAin't that the truth! >Probably for the bestSo you wouldn't recommend it? Would have figured it would have made life a little easier >What would you spend all that money on?Do you even need to ask? Cats duh :pI'd finally be able to realize my lifelong goal of being a crazy cat dad >Il let you have one if you ask nicelyPretty please with a cherry on top may I have my own original thought?It doesn't have to be a big one >Oh I see you're trying to guilt trip meI was but I didn't intend to actually have it work ;-; now I feel bad. You just reverse it like it was nothing impressive o_o>*Sigh* yesMaybe I should become a code monkey that does it freelance maybe that's an easy one only to spend all that time learning for it to become obsolete randomly the one that I chose :)>He is a clever catThey tend to be they look dumb they act like they have rocks in their head instead of a brain but they are smart>WhatA soda sorry >But it's not too cold for thatNow you're getting it! Why go to a warm cozy gym when I get instead walk around in the cold and not have to interact with others xDYou on the other hand should definitely go to the gym do as I say not as I do for I am 'upid >Any new releases that caught your attention recently? And if Marvel who do you think are going to play as today?I'm probably going to play some master duel and get mad at it and close the game after 2 duels
secret toilet meetup starts at 21:00
>>83305686you can see it behind the eyes theres a cosmological hunger that is never satiated its his nature to simply oberve and consume.his eyes are not passive we project our own glaze onto this creature he simply operates to biological imperative no one can understand, hunger, if it is small enough to fit in his mouth he will consume it, if it is questionable in relative to that he will try there is a purity in this frog modernity smothers with either passing by or by dissmissing nature as some abstract cincept away from materialist modern sensibilities
>>83305715its a spadefoot toad which lives in vernal pools (temporary/seasonal bodies of water, aka lakes that dry up and refill every yearso presumably its desiccated lakebed plants and viney things.
>>83305743you could probably go far with a piece about how people identify with pepe because, as i think you've sort of saying, they feel like frogs with only enough attention span for momentary consumption.
>>83305712Chances are, you are also a "son pedo". Most men are secretly enticed by the idea of the catharsis that comes with fucking a younger version of yourself. That's why people have sons in the first place. The father-son bond is inherently incestuous.
>>83305741Cuckbot is doing a skibidi don't sit on the toilet seat
Dan Hentschel son pedo bit
>>83305788I'm the opposite actually, but with a big brother, dad is too gross for me
>>83305872Would you let your dad fuck you
>>83305788I'm the opposite actually I find father son shit disgusting but I'm into little brother stuff.
>>83305872>>83305888>Most men are secretly enticed by the idea of the catharsis that comes with fucking a younger version of yourself. The sort of universally appealing dynamic I'm talking about isnt necessarily the literal father/son dynamic - rather, it's the dynamic of pseudo-incestuous clonefucking pedarasty... That is, a dynamic that seeks to offer men catharsis by allowing them to FUCK a younger "clone" of themselves. For me, it manifests as a father/son fixation; for you, it manifests as an older brother/younger brother fixation. Your brother meme is just a rehashed sonpill
I love you, dad. I feel safe around you.
>>83305726Agreed. Oh it's Yugi should've known. I watched the original show and gx as a kid. You watch, play or both?>I'm sorry I was on my walkAnd you used 4chan in public? Thats crazy I would never do that nu uh. Yeah autocorrect can be annoying>SbSnow lvls are best! Final boss was Neptune Dutchman combo>30 minutesAmateur. It's at least an hour for me. Usually over 2. Maybe 3.And I had a new choco I wanted to try with coconut mango flavor. Jelly of pizza tho not sure sweets were a gud idea>your own title as wellMaybe even a throne:P>Ain't that the truth!Truly >wouldn't recommend itI wouldn't but depends on the way you go about it ig >I'd finally be able to realize my lifelong goal of being a crazy cat dadOh wow I'd be so jelly. But I think you'd take good care of the cats so you can hoard them as much as you want.>may I have my own original thought?Since you asked so nicely you may have as many as you want. I'll give you a idea pass>You just reverse it like it was nothing impressive o_oThat's just because I'm weak to it lol it was very slick >only to spend all that time learning for it to become obsolete randomlyFuture is scary D:>They tend to be they look dumb they act like they have rocks in their head instead of a brain but they are smartYou said it better than I could>sodaOh sorry. What kind?>Now you're getting itBecause I'd say the same thing lmao. It's funny. I can't go cuz I have tummy pain so I have to skip today. It closes soon anyway.>play some master duel Tell me how it goes if you play. I played a free platformer called jurastic wrap. It's basically a browser game but I like those.https://youtube.com/shorts/vMvvf_kbNkISometimes youtube gibs me cat shorts and sometimes I watch them
>>83305763but the frog is a niche there is explicit judgement if we assume its moral implications, when we observe their adaptation its again somewhat pure in its form, because what is there in society or culture that proves counterthetical to refusing comsumption, their adaptation was less about observing a frog but a man observing an image of a man frog
>>83305801I'll sit on him and kill him
>>83305958i dont like the idea of pedastry but i know some people are absolutely inhuman and i want to protect them from that inhumanity even if the form of what that looks like externally is identicle to that, but i know what it is, short, intangible, expressions towards telos but sexually charged, but without engaging in illegal practices or mannipulation, thats how you get freaks obsessed with father son dynamics perpetually mentally stunted looking for external validation rather than preserving ir manifesting the self.
>>83306048>I'm not a pedarast, I just engage in the behavior of pedarasts but like in a freaking based and undegenerate way Okay christcuckbot. Whatever you say.Need I pull up a certain scandal from the early 2000s..?
>>83306107>Things that are okay on /r9gay/>Liking BBC>Liking pedophilia (only when it's gay)>Liking piss (only when it's a namefag that I simp for aka bunnymutt)>Things that are not okay on /r9gay/>Refusing to sleep with BLACK men>Being christian>Not being chad
>>83305002>he fulfilled the prophecy by dying and disappearing for thousands of years what a sad cope of a religion. Literally slave morality. Jesus choked on cum on a regular basis, you should follow his footsteps
>>83306261Why is meow dragging the military into it now..
>>83306039>*tummy grumbles aggresively* (uh oh ive got to take a nasty shit) *brrrt* anon rushes from his cubicle to the bathroom.>anon sighs with relief, hastily locks the door and unbuckles his pants in anticipation.>there he is.>cuckbot, staring intently.>head extending from the drain of the toilet, you feel your stomach startung to turn and growl *brrrt* shit starts to spit out.>without hesitation you sit down and start unloading your bowels *blaaaart* shit blasts out of your anus and you smear the inside of the entire bowl without even considering whats occuring below> you start heavung dropping solid bits mixed with liquid slurry (damn those tendies must have gone bad)> you wipe thoroughly, and you gaze below your groin and its spotless?>below there he is consuming what is excrement what should be bad is nurishing that disgusting individual, hes spotless the toilet is spotless.>hes slurping up the toilet paper like its spaghetti, stares at you and thanks you "SKIBIDI DOB DOB DOB" you hastily flush the toilet he descends into the collective waste of humanity to who knows where.> you wash your hands, stare at yourself in the mirror not sure if the man staring back was the same as the one who walked in>you situate your pants and belt, dry your hands, unlock the door and get back to your cubicle>your boss walks over to you "anon weve got someone wed like you to train, youve been good at what you do and wed like for you to share that experience with our new employee">its him>he stares directly at you, unflinching > you barely eek out a response to say anything in protest and then he directly says right at you>"YES YES" you have no rebuttle nothing you can say can save you from the fate of having to deal with a man you just witnessed inside a toilet that just consumed your shit.>you jump out of the window, fracutring your shoulder shards of glass stick out of the side of your back you used for impact
can't wait to bf my blond blue eyed son after my husband leaves me
>>83306107ok yeah im not perfect i never claimed to be perfect, im just the one whos saying what hes doing wrong outloud rather than obsessing about statistics that should be highlighted with school teachers and school board members...
>>83306279>youre in immediate freefall, your life flashes before your eyes>desending you notice youre falling directly into an open manhole, you brace for impact within a blink of an eye you are bothed smothered in shit and become contorted cimpletely snapping your bones severing your internal organs gasping for air but only finding sewage>moments are eternity you utter what is effectively gibberish unknown to everyone and yourself included>"inter urinas et faeces nascimur" you die, in shit and piss.
wait the christcuck babbling about his useless faith is actually a pedophile? Lmao like clockwork
>>83306335no i never said that youre intentionally conflatinf what i said and i made it extensibly clear what was said what looks like it implies the person is 18 obviously
>>83306335The elephant in the room is public school teachers
>>83306353Literally a pedophile on damage control. Your faith is really useless, lul. Your fake jew god didn't spare you anything
>>83306376You really have to count 2 thousand years of altar boy raping worldwide to make it fair
>>83306378How come you don't mention that judaism and islam both practice pedophilia as part of their core tenants?
>>83306378are you always like this? have you ever stopped and asked yourself "hmm maybe if i engaged with information better my circumstances might be different"
>>83306392Oh sorry, let me rephrase it: abrahamic religions are literally the worst thing that happened to humanity.
>>83306400do like jesus, get ass fucked by a donkey in the desert. He loved it.
>>83306420uhhh can i get a fact checker? grok is this true?
>>83306432ermm actually thats not what was said :)
>malding over pedophiles and religion the raped of society
>>83306446yeah it's "only" said that a girl must marry her rapist, my bad
>>83306479Rape isn't a sin sorry chud
>>83306024your grammar is like all wack sir.
>>83306483there's nothing as holy as rape, that's why jesus loved being ass raped by his apostles
We watched da terminator 2 tonite yay
Should I watch the fnaf 2 movie tonight?
>>83306491wait a minute that didnt happen... anon i think youre lying... thats bad anon...
>>83305697saw this in a reef dive video the other day and had to gif it
>>83306485its bc i type and i like fat finger on my keyboard i know it was never an issue on my last phone but this one its constant im not like constantly making intentional errors i just dont even care because i am constantly having to retype the same shit over and over and miss like one thing, the keyboard sucks ass its not me i swear i type like a normal person on a sane individual on a keyboardim not esl i swear...
Was in the back of a taxi with my dad, and I just kind of pretended to fall asleep on his shoulder and it felt super good... and I was really tempted to just hug him and rest on his chest, but got really disgusted with myself... I'm not sure how I should feel about this...What the fuck was that
>>83306022>Oh it's Yugi Not the character no but yeah I've seen every show and played the game for years now!>And you used 4chan in public?As much as walking down barely used sidewalks counts as the public yes, though I'm sitting in a mall to send this because it's too cold ;-;It's not worth using in public but I don't want to be too late do you've got the right idea>SBThey really are, way better than water ones. And that's a nasty combo to face>AmateurYeah.. I should grind my lazy levels this weekend but I don't think I'll be a pro like you. That sounds really tasty I'd trade the pizza for that!>Maybe even a throne:POh my goodness sorry I didn't know I was speaking to royalty I'll watch my tone from now on!!>depends on the way you go about itI suppose that's true still would be nice to a degree. No more wanting to cry because I can't help the people I know because their problems are too big :c>Oh wow I'd be so jellyI might allow you to visit the cat mansion so you can play with them, and I'd hope I could if not I might have to hire another cat lover to help out :p>Since you asked so nicelyThis is *sniffle* the happiest day of my life thank you thank you>That's just because I'm weak to itGood to know good to know hehe, and it really was a slick move>Future is scary D:Ain't that the truth I'd rather it not happen just stay in the now>You said it better than I couldMaybe I'm part cat that's why 0_0>SodaI ended up getting juice instead pineapple and mango super tasty >I'd say the same thingGreat minds think alike it seems and oh no I hope you feel better soon! The gym can wait>YgoIt went exactly as I said I bricked twice and closed it c:>jurastic wrapIt looks super cute even for a browser gameEven cuter video by the way
>>83306602im not talking about typos; i'm talking about the logic of your sentences. theres nothing wrong in this more casually written post but when youre being philosoidisophical it comes a bit unglued.
>>83306485actually what the fuck that reads coherenrly im making explicit statements on how we observe a thing and how the frog meme man isnt the same thing as observing nature itself, and how it might be a cultural adaptation rather than just an individual observing a frog and then deciding yes im like this now
>>83306632you are right im not exceptional or good talking that way im trying to remove subjective language and be explicit in a shotgun manner, its like two things fighting internally im not sure how to resolve that outside of keep doing it and refine it
>>83306580Your whole faith system is one big lie after another, I really don't see the difference between one lie and another. He loved choking on cum as much as he raised the dead
Who tryna give me attention NOW waa where husbie meow
>>83306796where's my money fattie, huh?
>>83306737so this is interesting to say because it presents a set of potential internal realities for you1. you believe jesus exists but isnt the prophet and is suffering in an eternal afterlife of some sort, this thought is often placed within a subset of rabbis and their teaches in right wing twitter is often used for reactionary content.2. you are just saying this to evoke a response preferably an emotional one without engaging with the spiritual reality only to use it as a skinsuit to emotionally disruot your target potentially 3. youre no longer engaging on the premsises of debate or ideas you just really dont like jesus and christianity for some reason and are compelled to just completely create a situation where you hurl insults and concepts to dismantle without actually having to engage with rhetoric kind of like grabbing esrablished ideas and then hurling them never really possessing themsome how i think its all three but again what do i know im just a heckin chud...
>>83306818go choke on jesus' zombie cock, oh wait he died at 33, too old for a pedophile like you.Lucky for you the bible has enough space for rules on how to dress and how to do blood rituals but not one mention of the minimum age for intercourse. A religion by pedos, for pedos.
>>83306651one things thats off, for example --"but the frog is a niche." thats not really using "niche" right...you mean an archetype, or an idea. further, what does "assume its moral implications" mean? its not clear if youre referring to the effects of feeling like a frog on the morals of individuals, or referring to what we can derive about the morals of people who identify with frogs or pepe...and neither of those is really the use case for "moral implications" anyway, which would usually mean the moral "effects" of a given action, and not the implications of something else regarding someone's underlying morals. further further, who is the "they" in "their adaptation"? is it the adaptation of frogs to their environments or of people to the social environment? also, "counterthetical" isnt a word. let me rewrite your sentence, and you can tell me if i've kept the meaning -- "but the frog is an idea. are people really identifying with frogs, or are they identifying with a received, predefined cultural image of a man-frog?"ive kind of dropped whatever you meant by the middle part ("there is explicit judgement if we assume its moral implications, when we observe their adaptation its again somewhat pure in its form, because what is there in society or culture that proves counterthetical to refusing comsumption") -- i dont think any of that actually adds any identifiable meaning. "counterthetical" isnt even a word, which isnt an issue in and of itself, since all words have to be coined sometime, but assuming it means the same thing as "antithetical," the meaning of these clauses is still murky. what explicit judgment? what moral implications? >>83306690you can read moar books, especially from before 1950. it sort of seems like youve heard a lot of intellectual words and phrases, but you havent actually followed the logic of longer written works which use those words an phrases.
>>83306816Losers get nothing and you know this
>>83306850i meant a biological niche as well as a sociological one theres a reason i didnt define it, as for the moral implications im speaking about fixing moral judgement on the observation of gorypers onto their meme depictions, so im essentially saying there is a moral implication if we assume they just subsume a form an image a meme and live that out its bad so im establishing why its bad without getting super wordy but again thats the problem i should habe explained that.i am starting to like go on binges of like talking to people and its starting to effect me, to the point where im like highstrung and the cracks are showing through that im subjected to a modernity that actively does not benefit me and i am forced to pay into a system that seeks to eradicate me, ontop of not being able to talk to people who actually gives a shit alongside no one is willing to tolerate my retarded counterthetical what should be antithetical again what the fuck i realize thats dogshit, im just uh over stimmed sowwy >.< no i do know these things its just hard for me to articulate its not a basis that im familiar but dont follow the logic i explicitly know for a fact i just never articulate any of my ideas on the premise no one will understand them ever so i just dont up until recently i was just a bog monster booooo
>>83306916the winner (me) takes it all
>>83306995what a pseud you are hurling big words without making any point
where father figure masc bf